#olimar needs to get a divorce

[newleafhuman]

ive never played pikmin but this is the gist im getting

#pikmin #pikmin4 #olimar #pikmin3 #pikmin 4 #olimar needs to get a divorce #olimars wife

[kallulily]

Also, thoughts on Polymar? (Louie/olimar/olimar's wife)

I enjoy Polymar!!!! While I personally have head-cannons that makes the ship not really work out in my aus. I do appreciate and admire the hustle of others who are into the ship! I love a simple solution to solve ship discourse being “x- character has two hands!” And I think a lot of the portrayal I see in the tags is very sweet. Kind. Heartwarming and just. FULL of good energy. It’s very inclusive and there’s a lot of possibility’s and potential for everyone’s story’s.

It’s also nice to see more love and thought catered to Olimars wife. As a character and as given more thought than “just his wife.” It’s something I ,as someone who enjoys louimar needs to keep in mind when I’m writing her. Divorce is very complex, and having characters break up can often lead to one character being the “bad guy” of the story. Which, if you are breaking up characters just so one can get together with someone else, it’s best to be aware of the tropes and what kind of message you are sharing without simply having olimars wife just be the abusive one/the one in the wrong. Even if there’s only so much canon information to go off of, thinking about making a character like olimars wife feel understandable but flawed is very important. Never been fond of others just labeling her as a “bitch” or something like that

ANYWAY that’s something I find nice with seeing people write/draw with polymar. It’s them exploring this character without needing to worry about that big topic of divorce if they wanted Louie to get involved. It’s exploring interests, communication with olimar and the wife. Acceptance and open mindedness…. It’s a feel good ship in my eyes.

But speaking of my own characterization of Louie and olimars wife (still deciding on her name) there are some hurdles. Being as Louie is… strictly monogamous and very gay.

The divorced couple are both realizing they might not be straight. Balancing the kids and picking up their lives once again. They both felt much more open and started learning things about themselves.

Louie’s been crushing on Olimar for so damn long. But he just knew that a relationship with him was never going to happen, he was content with just being around him.

Until, he realized olimar in fact got a divorce. The weird man suddenly forgot how to walk. Louie’s doomed and the crush is HIGH in his mind.

And Louie is a selfish grabby clingy kind of guy, when he realizes there’s something he wants and it’s possible to get.

And if he gets it

NO way is Louie thinking about sharing his treasure

Mans a greedy guy. And Olis wife, while she’s open. She can be quite catty and very competitive

But instead they get along when Louie’s in a relationship with Olimar. She’s able to share many details about olimar to him while Louie occasionally gives her any hot gossip from their work. (Or dish recipes)

#pikmin #olimar #captain olimar #olimars wife #Louie #Louie pikmin #louimar

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Reactions to Nintendo Direct

Pikmin 4

Olimar: Ah, I wish I were there. It has been quite some time since I’ve had a good treasure hunt and catalogued the creatures of PNF-404. Maybe I should dust off the spacesuit and take a trip?

Samus: Weren’t you kidnapped by some crazy goo monster that wanted to be your mom?

Olimar: Inevitabilities of the experience, it’s all things you have to live with when you’re an explorer.

Samus: Amen to that.

Splatoon 3 DLC - Inkopolis

Callie: Woohoo, Inkopolis Pla-za!

Marie: It has been a while since we’ve been back there. I honestly thought Jelonzo was dead.

Callie: And Sheldon had kids. I don’t know what to feel about that but the excitement of everything else is leaking into that opinion.

Marie: I think it’s a Tom Nook situation. I don’t think Sheldon would ever kiss another woman, let alone have kids.

Splatoon 3 DLC - Side Order

Callie: …

Marie: …

Callie: … Is that what happens when lesbians get divorced? Inkopolis gets zapped into a hell dimension?

Marie: … I don’t know. But something tells me we’re going to have to invite those two to group therapy now.

Kirby’s Return to Dreamland - Magolor

King Dedede: Serves that egghead right. All of us had to go through at least one alternate universe to start being good people, and he ain’t gonna be an exception.

Kirby: I hope he wins. I like Magolor, even if he betrayed us and tried to conquer the universe.

Bandana Waddle Dee: That and Merry Magoland is a boon to the local economy. Plus he technically already won. If he were to lose, that would cause a time paradox in our universes timeline that would resonate-

Metroid Prime Remastered

Samus: Finally, Metroid Prime fou- wait. This is the first one. Well, I said I would dress up as a clown if I lost. May as well go catch my next bounty as one.

Tears of the Kingdom

Samus: Well at least you got a release date finally. And the game looks gre- hey, where are you going?

Link: Didn’t you see me drive that car thing? That means I’m going to be making vehicles, and if that happens, I need to go and get forklift certified. For the sake of Hyrule.

Samus: I completely understand.

And finally, Silksong

Luigi: Oh yeah, Silksong!

There is no Silksong.

Luigi breaks down into tears.

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[lacefuneral]

i haven't even read all of olimar's logs yet in pikmin 4 let alone the whole series but his situation makes me so sad bc he's a huge wifeguy and family man but his wife fucking hates him

he's like "i love my wife so much she is my true love. i think every day about our wedding." and then in the next entry be like "anyway my wife is yells at me and steals my money and violates my privacy and neglects my children and is mean to my dog. but that is just what marriage is like."

NO!!! get a divorce and take the kids and bulbie with you!!!

king you deserve a guywife. a husbandgal. or whatever. you need someone who appreciates you as much as you appreciate them. and who is actually fit to coparent with!

#like i want to feel happy for olimar but the guy is Suffering #it is nice to read about him and his kids though

[virovac]

Looking at Pikmin 2, or let’s overanalyze a sitcom esque family!

Olimar needs to either divorce his wife or the writers need to take her character in a different direction.

"Hey, hon! I'm on a solo vacation right now. Beach by day, theater at night. Ahhh, life is grand! And don't worry, the kids are in school every night until 10! Wheeeeee!"

"Mama is being mean. Every day I go to school. I want to be a great lady. But I'm so, so tired... Brother is always crying. Growing up isn't any fun at all..." ~ Olimar's Daughter, Pikmin 2 

"I think I may have messed up, darling... I lost a small fortune buying lottery tickets. It was all a nightmare. I'm afraid we're going to have to live lean for awhile."

...wealth changed her for the worse.

Papa!!! This is awful! Mama threw away all of my games! Seems like every time money comes in, she gets meaner! I want the old Mamaback...

- Olimar's son

Hey, Papa. I do nothing but study. I hate it. Please come home soon

-Olimar's daughter

She’s gotten better, but only after blowing the small fortune in bonus checks she took from Olimar.

Olimar's wife: I think I may have messed up, darling... I lost a small fortune buying lottery tickets. It was all a nightmare. I'm afraid we're going to have to live lean for awhile.

Olimar's son:Hey, Papa! I'm so happy! Mama's back to normal! I'm not sure what the reason is... Love, maybe? Anyway, hurry up and come home, and don't forget to bring souvenirs!

Olimar's daughter:Daddy, Mama has changed again. She's become nice like she used to be. She said it's OK if I don't study. Is it really OK if I don't become a perfect, proper lady? Really? 

This feels like.

#olimar #pikmin 2

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GLaDOS Loves to Hate

Meta Knight: Testing protocol requires that all test subjects are not allowed to wear masks within the test chambers, in order to allow for next of kin to identify them in the event of an untimely death. Actually, now that I think on it, you don't need to take it off. You don't have any reason to.

Waluigi: This next test requires that- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. You don't appear on any of my files. Not the Smash Fighter file, nor the Company Personnel file. You don't even show up in the Characters Nintendo Cares For file. Please extricate yourself from the facility, so that the people we actually care about can get in.

Mewtwo: Did you know? I killed all of my humans too. It was hard for me to do, just as it was for yourself, but I managed to overcome my weakness and succeed where everyone else has failed. How much have you achieved with your life? Hmm, well from what I see of this news article regarding Team Rocket, not much. Well, not everyone can achieve vengeance against humanity like I can.

Captain Olimar: It must be lonely, spending so much time away from your family. Here, why don't I give them a call? *Phone dialing sounds* "The family you are dialing has disowned you, and taken everything in the divorce. Please stay on your planet and die" Oh my! Well, now you have all the free time in the world to do what you want. Such as enslaving a sentient species. You have fun with that.

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