#ooc * for legal purposes this is a joke.

[daekarys]

we are so back y'all

#idgaf about anything but rhaenyra btw #and i will be self inserting with daemon idc 🤭🤭🤭 #that was a joke for legal purposes #OOC.

[sylvctica]

every time i see the capitalized THEM for HSR aeons im like ‘it’s just like me fr’ when it comes to sylvie. from now on i will capitalize THEM whenever i write with sylvie /j

#[ for all legal purposes this is a joke LMFAO i am just bemused by the capitals THEY all over ] #[ literally i think there was only one instance of SHE so at least we know it’s the aeons ] #ooc // aid talks. #m.

[yokuneruko-official]

Hey you!

i have something I wanna say to you.

You know damn well what you fucking did.

#ruko rambles #ruko #ruko yokune #(ooc// if you know what talkloid i'm referencing ily /p) #for legal purposes this is a joke

[lunawish]

one day they're gonna be like 'patched the bug that allows players to sell their backpacks to vendors so they can drag their entire inventory, knock them out, and get free items!'

#for legal purposes this is a joke #❥ 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 ┊ ooc

[daemondaes]

i’m the rare exception where my female ocs get more attention than my male canons 🤪

#french robodog — che9:ooc. #because by male canons i mean howard the duck #(for legal purposes this is a joke and not meant to belittle anyone’s situation) #(but also as usual my dash is so clean i don’t even know what’s going on) #(i just see everyone loving on female ocs……..as they should be)

[straye]

i know kogami so well because i work with him closely. i’m the one pouring oil over him for every shirtless shot he has in the series. he tells me everything.

#do i dare disturb the universe? ∶ ( ooc. ) #for legal purposes this is a joke

[withoutawar]

lms for a starter loosely inspired by canon dialogue / situation !

#specify muse if you're multimuse #specify verse even though i only have like 2 verses available #starter call. #ooc * for legal purposes this is a joke. #be prepared to get me in your inbox too if a greater plot idea strikes me while i'm writing the starter

[possets]

current theories why zhongli and baizhu acted like they don't know each other in that archon quest

there's social taboos surrounding the discussion of death and funerals in china so likewise in liyue so they pretend to be strangers to avoid talking about how they know each other

they're having an affair

they just don't talk about it for business reasons

zhongli is senile

straight up it was a retcon

#half this list a joke for legal purposes #❪ ⠀ 🐍 ⠀ ┆ fruit cup ( complimentary ). ╱ ooc.

[criticalfai1ure]

edgin is a multi class bard/rogue who doesn’t know he has spell slots – WRONG. if ed multi classes at all it’s as a paladin/bard who forgot his spellcasting was something he’d had before he’d ever become a harper.

#000 ( ❖ ) ─── ( ooc ). #for legal purposes this is a joke. #they gave me a bard who acts like i play in that they’re a silly little person with music used to enhance the situation but otherwise have #never acted like a stereotypical bard a day in their life! #and i love that for us tbh. #dndhat spoilers / #also like it’s so very obvious in points where he’d be giving bardic inspo and you can absolutely tell he’s the sort of bard that deals with #more subtle spells like suggestion / friends etc. #but i truly would have Loved seeing dissonant whispers happen to someone. #also we deserved a disguise self a la rdj holmes bc i just think that would have been Funny. #but also also 1. his lute is def his spellcasting focus and 2. the games likely underestimate bards which could’ve worked out in ed’s favor #if things got dire. sure he wouldn’t have access to all his known spells but …

[strongfuck]

👁️👁️ my friend is gonna try and interact with ya. The one I said was low-key terrified of you.

by all means!! there's absolutely nothing terrifying about me except my massive wang

#[ for legal purposes this is a joke ] #anonymous #ooc. #[ im always down to make friends :D ]

[vortship]

Btw if anyone needs the new venture bros movie…

DM me… I got u.

#[ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ! ┐(●’v’)┌ ooc] #for legal purposes this is a joke

[moontched]

The way I'm offended that my wife didn't tell me she actually MADE the blog 🥺😩

#she doesnt love me no more #( shark bait ooh ha ha ) / * ooc . #for legal purposes this is a joke #kind of

[ladyseidr]

okay, consider: at some point in the future i just dump every muse i've ever thought abt adding but hesitated (due to lack of potential interest, etc., not lack of muse) to my testing muse list and go absolutely feral

examples:

literally anyone from Wol.f's Rain, let's bring back my middle school wolf obsession

someone from De.ath Note. like. L. but then i have to rewatch it because it's been years fkdhsfjaslhd

Eli.zabeth Benn.et

Mi.na Hark.er?????????

normal me: Murt.agh from the Inher.itance Cycle

not normal me: one of the dragons from the Inher.itance Cycle

as discussed, Than.atos and Zag.reus from Ha.des

maybe also one of the Fur.ies because i love women

worse me: still fighting the urge to add Vit.ani from Li.on King because i refuse to have animal muses (dragons are an exception maybe probably not)

my OC Valeriya <3

more God of W.ar muses but like. who.

Kra.tos

(Definitely not Kr.atos)

FRE.YR

quick someone write Diony.sus from Ha.des, him and Fre.yr would be best friends

Thr.ud or Si.f!!!

Fen.rir as a joke but like not really. come pet him immediately.

more D.C muses probably. like Sca.recrow. let's pretend i don't love that loser.

(but also maybe Jas.on. or Cas.sandra.)

X-M.en muses??????? but like animated series/comics-based.

ROG.UE

does anyone remember that fucking old X-M.en video game based on the comics where you play as Mag.ma? UH.

#.tbd. #for legal purposes this #post is a joke (lying) #in case you're wondering why i refuse to write kra.tos: i'm horrifically afraid i could never portray him well lmao #☽—— ⸢ ooc ⸥

[whitesuited]

good morning i am officially updating my prices ---- from now on anyone assigning the scorned ex trope to share in a fic owes me $40, and anyone using her to have *insert cap!universe male fav here* cheat on Y*N in a fic owes me $100. i can provide my p@ypal as needed. thankyou.

#we're playing block - a - mole in the tags bright and early today i see #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #( for legal purposes this is a joke but BOY DO I WISH ) #and now that it's done back to getting stuff queue'd & packing for vacay #┅┅┅ THE ONLY PB I ACKNOWLEDGE IS PEANUT BUTTER. ┉ ( OOC. )

[bruisedconscience]

had a lovely chuckle on the way to a pre-pride parade block party tonight seeing this area that was marked as passable. listen, the goal of transitioning isn’t always to pass as cis ok!

#for legal purposes this is a joke #lgbt+ #lgbtqia #ooc #pride #nonbinary #trans #transgender #[ love this city lmao ]

[mcnagerie]

@thenextchapterbegins said:

-bonks-

I AM NO LONGER ASKING

#𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐃 — [ ooc ] #thenextchapterbegins #// for legal purposes: this is a joke