#[ for legal purposes this is a joke ]

[wenellyb]

Some people: "Bucktommy shippers are weirdos"

Me, proving their point:

Would you guys mind putting on some tinfoil hats with me for a minute?

So during the dinner scene, Buck and Tommy are coming from the kitchen with their plates, and we see a pot on the stove.

Why am I talking about this?

Because the handle of pot it turned to the left.

But Buck is right-handed

Do you know who is left-handed?

Tommy!

So what does it mean?

It means Tommy is probably the one who cooked dinner.

If I take the headcanon even further, Tommy knew Buck had an exhausting day and went to Buck's appartment first and had dinner ready for him when he got home.

#for legal purposes this is a joke #bucktommy #evan buckley #Buck holds his wine with the right hand and Tommy holds his with his left hand #tommy kinard #911 abc #I know this is a reach guys.... I'm just having fun #you can remove the tinfoil hats now😂 #I don't think they exchanged keys or anything but I think Buck told him where his spare key was so he could let himself in since he didn't #know how long he would stat at the hospital

[frociaggine]

...is Italian Jesus different to Regular Catholic Jesus?

Italian Jesus is who you pray to when you need Ferrari to win. regular Jesus is too busy for that

#for legal purposes this is a joke #I have no idea what this is about but I HAVE been known to say THANK YOU ITALIAN JESUS when I'm getting invested in sports or whatever #it's kind of. a joke about hyperlocalised catholicism that's doused in superstitions and patron saints folklore #ask #anonymous

[carbonmonoxide-detector]

i know a very good way to prevent trump from winning the election

its called "corpses cant run for president"

it is a last resort tho

should be a first choice for one incredible patriot tbh

#for legal purposes this is a joke

[ohblimeygeorge]

like father like son

#they have all the tea always #George really said: you stole my teammate I WILL embarrass you #for legal purposes this is a JOKE #george russell #toto wolff #f1 #monaco gp 2024 #charles leclerc

[yesokayiknow]

all of you 'what if ruby's the doctor's daughter' 'what if ruby's river's daughter' 'what if ruby's susan's daughter' theorists are thinking too small. what if ruby's the doctor's mum

#doctor who #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #what if you (a 2000yo (give or take 4.5 billion) alien) became best friends w a 19yo and then found out she's your mum #how would you recover from that #ruby sunday #the doctor #if we're talking actual hc my personal one is that she's like the toymaker's sister or smth #doctor who spoilers #to be safe ig sgdjgshd

[letsplayeternity]

Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #otp: nothing just an inchident #for legal purposes this is a joke #they're on their shit again #unhinged behavior #from both of them this time

[rayshippouuchiha]

Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish

#Bleach #for legal purposes this is a joke

[thesunshinecourts]

#tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #kevjean #for legal purposes this is a joke

[animentality]

choose who to

#polls #for legal purposes this is a joke #i know tesla is monitoring my movements but #dont let that sway you

[hugsandnoregrets]

Bridgerton proving to me that I want my ladies as flawed as possible and my men to sit down and be pretty

I’m like the average consumer of media but with my hypocrisy backwards

#for legal purposes this is a joke #bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #penelope featherington #cressida cowper #Edwina sharma

[elcucurucho]

qsmp carnaval event immediately followed by the qsmp lent event where they have to play regular survival minecraft for forty days to mirror the suffering of the christian jesus

#qsmp #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE

[tachylyte]

every person with ptsd should be allowed to kill at least one person who fucked them up per year. it would improve my mental health

#for legal purposes this is a joke #actuallyptsd #actuallyabused #actuallymentallyill #actuallyanxious #actuallytraumatized #ptsd

[wanderingcas]

what is it about new jersey that makes misha sexually flexible

#misha collins #for legal purposes this is a joke

[gayferrari]

can't believe Nico Rosberg stopped cycling to lose muscle and beat his teammate to the wdc when he could've just removed an organ

#yes yes we all know about the appendix but also consider: do we REALLY need two kidneys anyway #DANIEL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING. do we need all ribs also? maybe nico didn't #brocedes #for legal purposes this is a joke

[archerofunspeakablelove]

My key takeaway from NBC Hannibal is that if you're mentally unstable and morally reprehensible enough you will naturally attract people's fascination and their friendship so maybe I should cave to the homicidal urges

#for legal purposes this is a joke #chaotic ramblings #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #matthew brown #anthony dimmond #hannigram #murder husbands

[mistressemmedi]

Ok but on a serious note, who gets to put aloe vera on Fernando's sore a-[GUNSHOTS]

#for legal purposes this is a joke #just a laugh since we're all feeling a bit tense #f1 #qatar gp 2023 #fernando alonso