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lokh · 1 month

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if you REALLY kinned laios you would also love shuro 😑

#for legal purposes this is a joke.#but also yep ajndndjdjf beginning to see some hate 😭😭😭😭#liberally using the mute button on twt.#as i said on twitter im giving haters a chance cos his screentime isnt over yet #but if they still hate after that im blocking 👊👊👊💥💥💥#u can dislike what u want!!! it just means we cant talk to each other LMAO

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marcyonacross · 8 months

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Guy who would finger you out back of the bike sheds for one drag of a joint VERSUS "Excuse me Miss, we had homework". Fight

#for legal purposes this is a JOKE.#tobias forge #mary goore #real talk though. which of his Forgesonas would win in a fight #I think either special ghoul or goth suit grammys forge #All of the Papas are pathetic in their own special way so i'm counting them all out.#and MG is delicious but let's be real they're all bark and no bite #ALSO YES I AM EXTREMELY SLEEP DEPRIVED WHY DO YOU ASK?#moax #shitghosting

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seefasters · 7 months

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from ned lowe being a queercoded villain to killing off one of their gay characters with an unrequited crush on the male lead, ofmd is really maxing out their problematic gay tropes this season

#for legal purposes this is a joke.#our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #kinda waiting for discourse on how its problematic to ship izzy and ed because izzy is a father figurr to ed

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fedtothenight · 2 years

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i could 💥 myself up in the italian parliament and change the trajectory of the republic forever 🤪

#for legal purposes this is a joke.

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dearbisexual · 4 months

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do y'all wanna help me jump my cousin in a dark alley? my aunt says she strongly suspects he's been physically abusing his pregnant girlfriend and that he's gettin into white supremacist shit. idc if he dies, but we gotta nip this shit in the bud

#zee.txt #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE.#domestic abuse tw #ask to tag

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lesbocs · 1 year

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can i submit italian lesbians to the bracket too or just normal ones?

sorry i am anti italian. youre going to have to make your own bracket for this one pal

#for legal purposes this is a joke.

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namchyoon · 1 year

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me when i catch bangtan on these streets:

#for legal purposes this is a joke.#i will be running in the opposite direction but internally i will be screaming.

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vivalavillain · 7 months

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"A grunt recently informed me that, while scrolling TikTok, they were advertised a new dating site exclusively for gay men called Archer. I have to say, it's nice to be recognized for the icon I am, but please. Try to keep your adoration at respectable levels in public."

#I would like to create an even stronger Team Rocket and officially announce our comeback. || Archer #For legal purposes this is a joke.#Yes Archer identifies as pansexual but the joke needed to be made.#When even the non-fandom headcanons that Archer is gay.

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yifftwiceplz · 7 months

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#for legal purposes this is a joke.

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mercuryislove · 7 months

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cleaning shit to get ready to paint yet again and found an old car insurance payment with my dad's handwriting on it. ummmmmmm elton john voice I think im gonna kill myself

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE.#stupid shit just sends me into a tailspin oh my gooooddddd #it doesnt help that my fucking nightmares are eating me alive lmaooooooo i am a SHELL OF MYSELF #they are so bad and so graphic and so disturbing and so pervasive that sometimes i forget im awake and im like hmmm #how can i test whether or not im in the waking world? ah i should hurt myself just to make sure!!!!#this is not a cry for help. im not actually going to hurt myself (probably) im just losing my fucking marbles teehee #ANYWAY.#suicide mention

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criticalfai1ure · 1 year

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edgin is a multi class bard/rogue who doesn’t know he has spell slots – WRONG. if ed multi classes at all it’s as a paladin/bard who forgot his spellcasting was something he’d had before he’d ever become a harper.

#000 ( ❖ ) ─── ( ooc ).#for legal purposes this is a joke.#they gave me a bard who acts like i play in that they’re a silly little person with music used to enhance the situation but otherwise have #never acted like a stereotypical bard a day in their life!#and i love that for us tbh.#dndhat spoilers /#also like it’s so very obvious in points where he’d be giving bardic inspo and you can absolutely tell he’s the sort of bard that deals with #more subtle spells like suggestion / friends etc.#but i truly would have Loved seeing dissonant whispers happen to someone.#also we deserved a disguise self a la rdj holmes bc i just think that would have been Funny.#but also also 1. his lute is def his spellcasting focus and 2. the games likely underestimate bards which could’ve worked out in ed’s favor #if things got dire. sure he wouldn’t have access to all his known spells but …

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filthy-rat · 1 year

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i wish i knew some foot fetishists so they could critique my feet pics for me like lemme know if my piggies are profitable or if i'm just wasting my time yanno

#for legal purposes this is a joke.#unless... 👀#any rich foot fetishists who wanna be my sugar daddy slide into these dms okay

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emberoops · 1 year

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like my mom always said: if you want something done right, do it yourself

#Dashcom #for legal purposes this is a joke.

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babaistrans · 1 month

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Normally I am so unbothered. But if this light bulb wont stop flickering I WILL end up on the news

#and its not the lightbulb going out either. i tried replacing them- its the fan orz #rambles #for legal purposes this is a joke.#if it doesnt stop I MIGHT do something to the lightbulb though

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