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fxvixen · 5 months
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the audacity of Xie Lian in the first book to say "I'm afraid you don't know how to paint the Prince of Xianle, am I right?"
Hua Cheng had to have been thinking ".................while you were scrap-collecting, I studied the blade brush"
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neverchecking · 11 months
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Ok but I gotta ask: u know how Reader loooovees Wolfie especially Bunny?? What if Reader is exceptionally a big animal lover and hasn't seen Wolfie or Bunny for a while, and then suddenly they came back and Reader is all over them? I'm talking like she'll always insist on staying with her furbabies or she'd have them follow her one way or another cuz she's missed a lot of lost time! Sage is no exception to this rule even! (*G a s p*)
This ask is actually mostly for him tho; how will he handle it if Reader chooses someone else, or in this case these cute animals over him? (Lowkey thinking of finding a dark magic artifact in hopes of turning into an animal Reader will dote on)
I imagine if he does the woe is me from the gloom excuse they'd let him hug her but she's adamant on having wolfie and bunny join in the hug JAUDBDTJY How is he gonna around this one??
Sage is FURIOUS. Bc he probably knows who Wolfie and Bunny are. So when they come trotting over, snouts in the air and tails perked, he's left fuming with a dagger clutched in his grasp. He knows they are doing this to be nothing but spiteful and it eats at him.
Because these are the only beings that Reader would chose over him. He can't do anything about it either. If he kills them gets rid of them, you'd hate his guts. If he reveals the secret, that offers the possibility of you getting closer to the two heroes as a means to hear more about their animal sides. It's a lose-lose situation. How they managed to evade him long enough to sneak off is kind of beyond him, but it only makes him more vigilant in the future.
He for sure tries finding his own dark magic, but the closest thing he can find are the Twilight Mirror shards along the beach in Wild's Hyrule. They don't help at all and he's stuck until they get to Twilight's world and he can look further.
If he does try the gloom thing when their in Reader's radar, he is quickly faced with the happy go-lucky smile on Reader's face as she offers either a Wolfie cuddle (The wolf quickly makes his distaste known with a snarl that Sage throws right back) or a bunny snuggle (Sage bares his canines at the pink abomination who looks as impressed with the idea as Sage feels).
If Reader insists, unfortunately, they just have to grin and bare it. Maybe Sage gets a few nips when Reader turns away, maybe he doesn't. Maybe he tugs an ear or tail out of Reader's eyeshot, maybe he doesn't.
Reader will never know.
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bonny-kookoo · 7 months
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maybe you’re jungkook, ever considered that?☝️
BABE I WISH-
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nightmare8-420 · 4 months
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-
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twotales · 8 months
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Any fics on what is going on through Sumner's head at that moment his life is being drained away and when John pulls the trigger?
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jessepinwheel · 5 months
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
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bokkerijder · 4 months
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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amygdalae · 2 months
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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theboxfort · 4 months
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Peace and love
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apollos-boyfriend · 3 months
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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yellowpoet · 2 months
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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trashy-greyjoy · 4 months
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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liesmyth · 1 month
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btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.
we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.
don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend. whatever you're getting from the show isn't worth it
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taffywabbit · 5 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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0ffbeatqueer · 10 months
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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo
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doccywhomst · 5 months
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