#or perhaps a hamster

[yum-cy]

the real reason mikey way used to be so quiet and stoic was because his jeans were too tight for anything to fit in his pockets, so he held it all in his mouth

#mikey way #mikey fucking way #mcr #my chemical romance #mychem #i was packing up for a lesson (i teach bass where i work) and i realized that his pants were too tight to hold a back up 9 volt #so naturally it must go in his mouth #like a chipmunk #or perhaps a hamster

[tksubby]

i know i like never post anything i do for school but have this little bit of one of my finals :)

#i'm on break now so hopefully more art soon? perhaps? idk #i wanna draw eugene more #but i've been like spending my first week back just resting and recovering from finals #winter break is a month but it's not long enoughhhhh #my art #hamster #he chewing #animation is so hard and time consuming

[chosonie]

you guys are welcome to spam boop me btw if that'll help you get the other badges

#*hamster meme* and perhaps you'll let me spam you back? 🥹 #spam boop #boop #void.◇

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Okay so I know SQH would absolutely get his ass handed to him in a fight with LQG

BUUUUTTT

I do believe that if SQH finally got to his breaking point with the Bai Zhan disciples fucking shit up and leaving his peak to do the paperwork to fix things, Shang Qinghua could get at least ONE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING HAYMAKER on Liu Qingge's face

And depending on the fates and how much Liu Qingge was caught off guard, SQH could maybe get away with verbally tearing into LQG. And it's always the nice ones with the more gut-wrenching, soul-crushing insults

So if SQH plays his cards right, he might be able to even get away before LQG has time to recover :)

#now #would Liu Qingge then beat the shit out of our favorite boy #perhaps #or he could actually learn something from it #and not actually beat our hamster boy into a pulp #(he was probably stopped by multiple other people too) #i do think it would be funny ^^ #liu qingge #shang qinghua #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #scum villain's self saving system #Liu Qingge x Shang Qinghua #Shang Qinghua x Liu Qingge #liushang #if you're squinting #and delusional #which I am ;)

[sunforgrace]

he sat there on the ground and cried. for cas. cas told him he loved him was taken away and he buried his head in his hands and wept

#AND THEN THEY TRIED TO PRETEND LIKE IT WAS FINE? and after the widower arc #it wasn’t even as nearly fucked then this time all their friends got thanos snapped and we don’t even get canon confirmation that they were #brought back. even with covid not even a vo or offhand mention or reference #jack is god and in every drop of rain or whatever. #sure yeah whatever they beat the final boss and got over the protagonist angst of it all but the world was still the same it just wasn’t a #chuck story which only ramped up to being The Big Problem in the season 14 finale. #cas was stabbed by an angel blade and dean broke while wrapping his body for the funeral pyre. ALONE. and was. not doing well #and you tell me it’s whatever after he sat there in that dungeon refused to answer sam’s calls and cried during the complete and total end #of the world. that he just bounced back from that and died and drove around heaven for decades in a few minutes and smiled while americana #electric guitar played on some bridge #cas helped oh that’s nice I guess smile now I have GOT to go drive my car around. because I did not get enough of that in my time on earth. #unlike my time with cas which I am satisfied with and in no need of closure. perhaps a conversation. looking upon him to see him alive and #well. healing some of that trauma of the last time I saw him. a reunion hug maybe even which has become tradition. CUT THE CAMERAS deadass #he’s going for the face touch. no this we cannot possibly have time for we have to play carry on wayward son twice #sorry. it has been three years. sorry. it’s just so funny buddy your ass did NOT escape the hamster wheel

[galeofquarterdeep]

I hope the person who had the idea to put that hamster into mass effect is having a great day

Space hamster. Spamster?

#i was going to abbreviate Mass Effect but chose not to for obvious reasons #i have been laughing about my own joke for the last 10 minutes #i should perhaps stop posting in the middle of the night #not a thought behind those eyes of mine #mass effect #space hamster #spamster

[celiciaa]

ⓒ iceysnowie

#my ocs ♡ #lovebrush chronicles #lbc #for all time #otome game #otome #時空の絵旅人 #时空中的绘旅人 #stelle is an 18 year old astronomy student #is 5'1 (154 cm) smol #her parents owns a bakery but on different city #has a young brother and young sister #she naturally specialized in reading tarot cards. can see the past present and future. ofc she has a lot of unexplained hidden powers #tends to dream about stars and celestials ever since she was a child...perhaps she has connection with them w/o knowing? #sleeps with her fav pillow plush most of the time #kind. naive and bubbly but she's also a crybaby #she pouts #she and mc (little painter) are besties #she loves her hamster. his name is sapphire #unrequited love on stelle's side.....iykyk....... pepe inhaling copium.png

[cavsthighs]

hes the cat that got the cream welsh cake

#U HAVE TO WATCH THE VID its only short but hes so :3 #g #interviewer asks a question. immediately crams more welsh cake into his cake hole. stores it in cheek pouch while answering. #is he perhaps some kind of hamster. #🐹 <- g in this vid honestly #i love it when hes tired and he goes a bit mental like vibrating and hyper and also ready for a year long hibernation

[dandyclowns]

Hey, so do you eat your clowns?

no - i've heard they taste Funny 🥁🥁💥

#would you eat your dog or cat? or guinea pig or hamster? #perhaps a more apt comparison... your parrot? #I'm just here for a silly good time !! 🤡🤹🎈🥧 there will be no upsetting or stressful content here !! #clownblr #clown husbandry

[alithographica]

promise?

#are they in a trenchcoat or perhaps a hamster ball

[keeps-ache]

why am i sneezing so much oh stars oh misery oh my hVSH

#just me hi #hehhehlppp #hhhellppp #i'm dddyiinnggg [<- dramatic] #WHY IS IT AGGRAVATING MY COUGH. PLS #i'm perishing like canned peaches in an ill-sealed jar hhhelp #//ANYWAY i came on here to say I have 100 followers on artstreet so i decided to do some adopts #also celebrating the 1k on here that i never got around to doing hfhvhs #yea it was last year. i will Still do a victory dance about that thank you uvu #//literally hellp i'm sneezing #auhuhguahuah #tjhis is terrible. just awful. just horrible. just terrible #five thousand sneezes be upon ye [m'n'm hamster meme] #they were lying about frijoles making you stronger. if i was stronger i wouldn't be sneezing #literally the lies the fabrications the falsehoods the fibs the untruths the misconstrued reality the blatant perjury #the humbuginess of it all the fraud the fiction the fantasies they sold me the invisible fine writing these cheats denied 'phony' #'you're being dramatic' I AM SNEEZGING. #i am going to BE dramatic i'm literally dddyingg it's the end of the worrrlddsssddd [<- dramaPlus+] #//anywya. if i sorvive. adopts. perhaps in a quarter of a fortnite. maybees less. who knows :3 #///and i continues to sneeze auhughgughgughgughuguuhguhg

[steelycunt]

ridi how’s r doing we haven’t heard about him in a while ? i hope he’s tucked up cosy away from the rain we’ve been having ! one drop would drown him :(((

hi bab! don't worry don't worry he's doing well! keeping him safe inside the jar away from the rain and whenever i go out he sits in. my pocket which i zip up to prevent him falling out and tumbling down a drain. this morning for breakfast he enjoyed a crumb from my digestive biscuit and also drank some tea from a bottle cap and yesterday his. boyfriend climbed through our letterbox to deliver to him a single crocus he plucked from the ground xx

#he's been laying low recently...there have been some r takes ive seen going around which. well they were certainly takes i suppose #sometimes i put him also inside reggies cage so the two of them can hang out a bit. reggie is like woolly mammoth sized to r and also #reggie is not all that interested in him unless he's going to give him a treat like a piece of carrot or perhaps a hamster apple pie. xx #telegram #anon #the jar

[deathricedrawn]

Sometimes i am truly just a hamster

#Perhaps i will create a new tag for rambles.....? #alice squeaks #It is Fitting ...Even thuogh My hamster is a Hamster who does not squeak. #I dont even think Hamster Squeak??? I think its more like they scream they go like AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH and it sounds like Really strange #And perhaps a bit Amusing #Oh Ham

[oh-gh0st]

ok now i need to find dreamy jyushi. then i will be happy…

#ghosts rambles #im still kind of not over the fact i mentioned looking for the set like a week ago after i found it #and i already bought choro. dayum… and his hamster fatass too #god IM. EXCITWD… YEEHAHAHAHABXJDJSJSJ #perhaps i should. spend more … on merch…

[sucktacular]

Friends please witness these lil naked idiots that need a bath

#sucktacular sucks #i thought perhaps they managed to escape my sticky childhood grasps #but alas.... always sticky u_u #(idk man probably old juice that got spilled and missed. why was i like this ; 0 ;) #gonna get that baking soda slurry later #theyre kinda so ugly but so lovely in the same way #like that hamster... good god. but hes smiling so happy so i can't be a hater!! #i think i really like the turtles and bunny now that im older #but i was so obsessed with the lil kittens #i think i lost the lil orange one that came with the bulldog seasaw #so yhats why i have two of the bulldog and only one of her #remember being so sad on the playground looking for her but she was living her new life else where #also ill be careful washing them i prommy #i also collect different material dolls so i be knowing the horrors of acetone... but also the Savior #idk i just wanted to share!! thats 6th grade for me babyyyy #that and animal crossing wild world. i was a menace online truly

[jup1tersparx]

pigeons so wild ur telling me there are animals i would have to hold with 2 hands just like???? in my garden??? enjoying the sunshine??? the little berry tree’s branches sway under their weight?????

#theyre nearly the size of a football i can see their individual talons!!!! #and rhey have snazzy feather patterns. literally the animal of all time i wish i could pet one #jupiter talks #is this a symptom of never havjng a pet bigger than a hamster? perhaps