#Shang Qinghua x Liu Qingge

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Okay so I know SQH would absolutely get his ass handed to him in a fight with LQG

BUUUUTTT

I do believe that if SQH finally got to his breaking point with the Bai Zhan disciples fucking shit up and leaving his peak to do the paperwork to fix things, Shang Qinghua could get at least ONE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING HAYMAKER on Liu Qingge's face

And depending on the fates and how much Liu Qingge was caught off guard, SQH could maybe get away with verbally tearing into LQG. And it's always the nice ones with the more gut-wrenching, soul-crushing insults

So if SQH plays his cards right, he might be able to even get away before LQG has time to recover :)

#now #would Liu Qingge then beat the shit out of our favorite boy #perhaps #or he could actually learn something from it #and not actually beat our hamster boy into a pulp #(he was probably stopped by multiple other people too) #i do think it would be funny ^^ #liu qingge #shang qinghua #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #scum villain's self saving system #Liu Qingge x Shang Qinghua #Shang Qinghua x Liu Qingge #liushang #if you're squinting #and delusional #which I am ;)

[cocoacat323]

Everyone Shen Qingqiu meets he’s either Mommy or Mama and there’s no inbetween.

#well sometimes he’s gege too #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingqiu #liushen #liu qingge #zhuzhi lang #shang qinghua #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu #ning yingying #ming fan #yue qingyuan #zhushen #cumplane #of course he’s ning yingying and Ming fan’s mother #but everyone else would like him to be mommy #iykyk lol #scum villian self saving system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shitpost #mxtx svsss #luo bingge #bingyuan #pidw #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #sqq

[ineffectualdemon]

I can't do it tonight because I need sleep but should I or should I not write a crack fic where Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua fall into a plot device that summons "a child as if conceived between them"

The plot device is from a crack extra Shang Qinghua wrote in a collab with another author and just summons a character from a different book for a set period of time or until some conditions are met

And for Shang Qinghua and Liu Qingge it summons Jiang Cheng

And even though it's quickly cleared up that Jiang Cheng is from a different reality and has parents of his own and therefore isn't actually their son Liu Qingge is still like "No but here you are my son and so I must Take Responsibility™ and like makes Jiang Cheng go hunting with him and they spar and Liu Qingge would really enjoy himself and would have fun showing him how to do stuff

And Shang Qinghua who is stressed about losing the dude from another reality and also he knows who Jiang Cheng is and has a soft spot for him ends up going along and cheering from the sidelines and fussing over him while giving him excellent practical sect running advicen

Basically they parent the shit out Jiang Cheng who has a lot of Emotions™ about the whole thing

#svsss #svsss wip #mdzs #mdzs wip #svsss/mdzs crossover #jiang cheng #liu qingge #shang qinghua #low key could be: #liu qingge x shang qinghua

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

Shen Qingqiu: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre shavaca do", how are you feeling?

Shang Qinghua: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, cucumber bro?

Shen Qingqiu: Probably "road work ahead".

Liu Qingge: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

#incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #svsss #shen qingqiu x shang qinghua #sqh x sqq #liu qingge #peerless cucumber #airplane shooting towards the sky #cumplane #cucumberplane #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #incorrect scum villain self saving system quotes #shang qinghua x shen yuan #shen yuan

[thepalaceofharuhime]

Hmmm…

Looking at your fandoms, I can’t help but think some sort of Bingqiu in Spy X Family (or a SxF Xianxia fusion) could be super fun!

The question is… what would their roles be.

Assassin Luo Binghe, or spy Luo Binghe… and which of them gets gender swapped. 🤔

Oh!! Maybe Shen Yuan was meant to be an ally of the female half of the main duo, Liu Mingyan, but through shenanigans he somehow ends up with her role instead, and the System demands he fake marry Binghe anyway. 😂

This is exactly the kind of prompt i was hoping for! TY!!! 🙏

The way i see it Binghe would definitely be the assassin, Shen Yuan is too big of a softie not to mention one who so easily put on the mask of another man before so he would definitely be the spy.

But also being oblivious to feelings yet a capable badass, bad in the kitchen, feeling inadequate as a partner? All Shen Yuan. Binghe with his protagonist Halo meanwhile would fit better with Mr. All around perfect Husband. So i guess it'd be a little like Yor and Loyd had switched professions.

Shen Yuan's over protective brother in a position of power? I wonder who that would be? Enter Shen Jiu haha. Rather than secret police he'd be a detective looking in to all the murders rather than keeping state secrets from spies though. To keep that rivalry between him Binghe. The family member Binghe became an assassin to provide for? His mom. The gardener AKA the guy who hired him and hands him his missions? Meng Mo. Franky,the spy's funny informant and gadget supplier, occasional babysitter and not to mention bestfriend? Shang Qinghua.

I dont know if i should replace Fiona with Liu Quinge as Fiona's character really would fit Binghe better. But Liushen is a weakness of mine even if onesided and those two were just made for coworker romances. Maybe I should give Binge someone trying to woe him too? Sha hualing? Then if i dont go with your other idea of having SY transmigrate in to Liu Mingyan (which i am saving up in my head because i absolutely love the idea) then i can add something in the background with her and Sha hualing. I'm positive i could find a way to write in Mobei for SQH or i could go with Scumplane and have him end up Shen Jiu and actually yeah that would work, need to distract SJ long enough for Bingyuan to get it on afterall. Oh what about SQH x SJ x LQG? Or should Shen Yuan get a second husbandafterall? Alternatively imagine LQG crying over a bowl of icecream.

Next question is if SY didnt transmigrate into LMY then who is he? What about Ning Yingying? Who could be SJ's little sister in this world? Or he couldve just been put in there as a female version of himself. Or like it was with Shen quingiu a character who vaguely resembles him and has a similar name. She just happens to be a woman though. Or maybe go with the mulan aproach and have him crossdress? But then how does he explain to his brother that he's suddenly - he could say that he's in love with binghe and the only way to marry him was fake his papers to pretend to be a woman since queer marriage isnt yet allowed in their fictional country. Like no one cares if they date its just they havent gotten to the legalisation of marriage yet. And if SJ asks why they had to get married so suddenly anyway (cuz no way in hell is SY getting away with saying he forgot to tell him for a year) he could say that they had to so they could adopt their daughter. Who in this case scenario could be Ning Yingying, should she still have Anyas powers? damian could be Ming fan or the little palace girl or whatever (im not yet far enough in the books to now her and the old man that well so id have to check the wiki) and i could make the palace master donovan desmond and have SY and LBH team up to take him down in the end.

Anyways yeah these are just some ideas, and again thanks for the prompt! I can't wait to write this! Maybe i'll draw something for it later too. ❤️

#mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss au #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #fanfiction #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #liu qingge #liu mingyan #ning yingying #sha hualing #shang qinghua #spy x family #spy x family au #fake marriage

[rarepears]

Spy x family and svsss crossover.

Shen jiu, role; Spy Husband/A-die

Liu Qingge, role; Assassin Wife/A-niang

Shen Yuan, role; telepathic child.

System, Role; Dog.

Summary;

Yue Qingyuan, or Cang Qiong Secret Intelligence Departments head, assigns Qing Jing, later known as Shen Jiu the health researcher, mission Abyss. His job is to get close to Luo Tianlang-jun, and the best way is through the HuanHua academy, where his youngest son, Luo Bingmei will soon join his older brother, Luo Bingge. His first task is to become a family man. He adopts his son, a mysteriously strange child who, unknown to him, can read minds and has lived through a previous life where he read the book, Proud Police Immortal way, (sorry couldnt think of a better name), where Shen Jiu is caught by Luo Bingge, who reports the man, his "wife" is thrown into jail, he is tortured for information and his "adopted child" is locked away under suspicions of unproven espionage.

Shen Yuans mission; we get your shit together, dont get caught or ATLEAST reported by Bingge, and we gucci- HOW THE *PEEP* AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?! I CANT EVEN *PEEP* READ THIS LANGUAGE YOU *PEEP*-

Love it!

And we all know that Shen Yuan's photographic memory (or close to it) means he'll do a little TOO well in, like, everything. He doesn't come off as a very convincing child... but clearly he's gifted! Still doesn't mean that Luo Bingge isn't suspicious AF. Luo Bingmei is too young to be as paranoid as his brother or dad about his new school friend.

#another fun svsss X spy X Family crossover is having spy hubby!Shang Qinghua and assassin!mobei Jun but it wouldn't fit quite as well #svsss #svsss ideas #svsss au #the scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #liu qingge

[eyesforahead]

SVSSS SCENARIO!!!

Pov;

There has been a battle! The peak lord's and other's are fatally injured! You can only save one! Who will you save?

Shen Yuan does not exist here .

Luo Binghe can NOT heal himself for some reason so he will die if you leave him. The protagonist here is YOU therefore he has no protagonist halo!

You are a transmigrated person like Shang Qinghua.

#svsss shen qingqiu #svsss shen jiu #svsss luo binghe #svsss #pidw #svsss fanart #svsss ideas #svsss liu qingge #luo binghe #liu mingyan #gongyi xiao #ning yingying #yue qingyuan #qi qingqi #shang qinghua #svsss x you #fake scenarios

[myceliiumz]

liushang doodle bc i love this rarepair

#liushang #shang qinghua #liu qingge #liu qingge x shang qinghua #scum villain self saving system #svsss

[polyamships]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liǔ Qīnggē/Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá, Liǔ Qīnggē/Shàng Qīnghuá, Liǔ Qīnggē/Mòběi-jūn Characters: Shàng Qīnghuá, Mòběi-jūn, Liǔ Qīnggē Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Fluff, unexpected child acquisition, Mobei-Jun loves kids, Liu Qingge is a great older brother/parent figure, Shang Qinghua is doing his best, Extreme Babysitting, Moshangliu, Shang Qinghua POV Summary:

Based on a headcanon that because demon children are so rare and precious, the King would protect them rather than going to the front lines in a war. Turned into cute Moshangliu bonding and Shang Qinghua having his expectations surpassed.

#fandom: the scum villain's self-saving system #ot3: liu qingge x mobei-jun x shang qinghua #fanwork: fanfic

[fightingbymoonlight]

Life, LIFE!

Wicked08

Summary:

Over half a century ago Shen Yuan's grandfather, Shen Jiu created a (literal) monster to disastrous results. Now, after his grandfather's death, he's left to tie up loose ends to...varying results.

Chapter 5/5

Chapter 5: Conflict-Resolution Skills FTW

Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories:

M/M

Gen

Fandoms:

人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat

Relationships:

Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū

Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán

Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá

Chu Wanning/Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu

Characters:

Luò Bīnghé

Original Shěn Qīngqiū

Shàng Qīnghuá

Mòběi-jūn

Yuè Qīngyuán

Liǔ Qīnggē

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

References to Young Frankenstein (1974)

continuous references of death

minor crossover with 2ha

Non-Graphic Violence

Humor

Some Humor

happy-ish ending

Unreliable Narrator

Language: English

#scum villain #scumbag system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #luo binghe x shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #svsss

[lizhly-writes]

hi. we're back to svsss again. i read Asymptotical's Many an Ill to Cure yesterday. There was this line that sort of caught in my head:

If this bit of lore was true, then Yue Qingyuan was married to Shang Qinghua of all people, and that was about the only matchup he could think of that was possibly worse than pairing Shen Qingqiu with Liu Qingge.

and my brain.... ran with it. not for very long, because i really don't have a GREAT grasp of these characters and also i should absolutely be doing something else. but here you go.

At the ripe old age of twenty-something, Shang Qinghua had successfully lied and cheated his ass off to become the An Ding Head Disciple. It absolutely didn't mean his troubles were over -- it was still An Ding, and An Ding always meant backbreaking work, no matter how high up you climbed, and haha also there was still the entire fucking plot left. But at least he had a really nice house now! At least people had to pretend to respect him! At least the System wouldn't keep that fucking countdown clock in the corner of his eye about how he had X months to make Head Disciple before it nuked his brain into a crisp!

Overall, things were going about as great as could be expected!

Except for, you know, this... this one little thing.

"What???" Shang Qinghua said, when Shizun had first lobbed it at his head.

The Lord of An Ding Peak looked askance at him. Shang Qinghua cleared his throat and tried again. "Begging this one's pardon, but... but could Shizun repeat that?"

"You'll be engaged to Yue Qingyuan," said the An Ding Peak Lord.

Yeah, that's what Shang Qinghua thought Shizun said.

FUCK!

This was his fault. Like, literally everything was his fault, seeing how he was effectively God, but this was a mistake that he didn't have to make! You could argue about the violence and the papapa, but in the end, he was speed-writing a stallion novel for money so he didn't starve.

But the engagement.

Airplane-Shooting-Towards-The-Sky had been trying to explain exactly why so many young, beautiful, cold cultivators were so eager to get with Bing-ge, even if they seemed to hate literally any other person ever. He'd eventually settled on the idea that in PIDW, even cultivators weren't truly respected as adults until they were married. In other words, marriage was a requirement! A spouse was a job position! Of course Bing-ge's wives would sell out for the best possible candidate, even if they were ambitious power-hungry snakes without a romantic bone in their body! Especially if they were ambitious power-hungry snakes without a romantic bone in their body!

In fact, even the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong did it! They were even married to each other! Even the Sect Leader! Haha, it wasn't so weird after all!

God. It would have been fine if he left it without explanation. It wasn't even like he kept the explanation -- no, he wrote it and forgot about it, just like how he did with half of the shit he wrote sleep-deprived and running on caffeine alone. And now he was stuck with this.

"Do you have any objections?" Shizun said, and then Shang Qinghua had to go noooo, of course not, Yue Qingyuan was a mighty and handsome cultivator who topped the unofficial rankings for most eligible bachelor on Cang Qiong for three years straight! How could this lowly Shang Qinghua possibly have any objections?

It was super lucky that Shen Qingqiu was too busy being engaged with Liu Qingge to murder Shang Qinghua for the affront.

Anyway, that was how Shang Qinghua had ended up here -- alone with Yue Qingyuan, sitting across from each other and drinking tea. There was a plate of delicately shaped cakes sitting between them that Shizun had heavily suggested Shang Qinghua should make. You know, to show off his culinary skills to his... his fiance.

“Shang-shidi," Yue Qingyuan said, turning a cake over in one hand. There was some muffled yelling in the background. Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge were clearly having a great time of their own scheduled courtship meeting session.

"Yue-shixiong," Shang Qinghua said. "Hi."

Yue Qingyuan's smile didn't waver. "These are very good," he said politely.

Of course they were good. Shang Qinghua wouldn't have been able to successfully suck up to Shizun if they weren't good. It had taken a lot of practice! And sabotage! Practice AND sabotage!

"Haha, thanks," Shang Qinghua said.

Faintly, an explosion sounded in the background. Yue Qingyuan's brows furrowed slightly. "Shidi," he said. "Could you perhaps open the door?"

#svsss #shang qinghua #yue qingyuan #my writing

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Okay let me see if I have the math right

Muscular tsundere close friend/sect brother with a complicated relationship: Liu Qingge 🤝 Jiang Wanyin 🤝 split into two characters in tgcf-FengQing

Nice and helpful older man in a position of power: Yue Qingyuan 🤝 Lan Xichen 🤝 Jun Wu (but watch out)

Scheming dubiously evil fan wielder: Shen Jiu 🤝 Nie Huaisang 🤝 Shi Wudu****

Under appreciated and over worked and also does some evil: Shang Qinghua 🤝 Jin Guangyao 🤝 Ling Wen

Self explanatory what this dynamic has going on: bingyuan/bingqiu 🤝 quanyin

Stoic homosexual ‘peerless beauty’ top x whiny and deadly morally dubious bottom : Mingling 🤝 wangxian

The tragic parallel (that has wrought havoc on my mind ever since) to the main relationship in every narrative: Qijiu 🤝 Xiyao 🤝 Beefleaf

Main dubiously evil character with a red and black color scheme who is extremely OP and must fall from a high place for tragic character growth: Luo Binghe 🤝 Wei Wuxian 🤝 Hua Cheng

Powerhouse protagonist, suggests maybe people in power should help those without power actually and gets thrown out of society for it: Wei Wuxian 🤝 Xie Lian

Death can’t stop me main character: Shen Yuan/Qingqiu 🤝 Wei Wuxian 🤝 Hua Cheng

Lifelong simp service top love interest who Will spend many years tragically separated from their beloved: Luo Binghe 🤝 Lan Wangji 🤝 Hua Cheng

Did I miss anything?

****there is a deeper analysis about Nie huaisang’s role in mdzs overlapping with all three characters involved in the wind and water masters/black water arc read that post here.

#I know there are probably others but anyway #I’ve connected the dots #mxtx #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #bingqiu #wangxian #hualian #meta #i suppose #svsss spoilers #mdzs spoilers #tgcf spoilers #Caitie speaks

[expertnuerodiver]

Fourth Poll of SVSSS for Absurd April!

#mxtx #mxtx svsss #shang qinghua #shen yuan #liu qingge #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #scum villain #the scum villain's self saving system

[ineffectualdemon]

Okay for the Jiang Cheng gets parented by Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua because Reasons fic

Additional details: he'll go back to canon exactly when he left but he will retain memories and knowledge of his time SVSSS which will help him

Also if it's the 3rd option there may be a follow up fic where he some how manages to somehow call upon his SVSSS parents to help him avoid the core losing/core transfer issues

#svsss #mdzs #svsss x mdzs crossover #svsss wip #mdzs wip #liu qingge #shang qinghua #jiang cheng

[cerezatodd]

Okay. Hear me out.

SAILOR MOON (90's) X SCUM VILLIAN SELF SAVING SYSTEM

Where:

- Shang QingHua = Usagi (Sailor Moon)

- Shen Yuan = Rei (Sailor Mars)

- Shen Jiu = Artemis

- Qi QingQi = Luna

- Yue QingYuan = Minako (Sailor Venus)

- Liu QingGe = Makoto (Sailor Jupiter)

- Mu QingFang = Ami (Sailor Mercury)

- MoBei-Jun = Mamoru (Tuxedo Mask)

- Luo BingHe = Yuichiro

- TianLang-Jun = Rei's Grampa

- Ning YingYing = ChibiUsa

With a mix of the mythos and the stories. Maybe making SQH the protagonist, or him and SY being co-protagonist.

I have yet to decide about the rest of the characters. Sugestions?

EDIT:

- Sha HuaLing = Zoisite

- Liu MingYua = Kunzite

- ZhuZhi-Lang = Nephrite

- GongYi Xiao = Jadeite

- Old Palace Master = Queen Beryl

The OPM kidnapp them!

And TLJ is more that what he seems.

And SJ and QQQ can take human form.

#svsss #mxtx svsss #sailor moon classic #sailor moon #crossover #sailor senshi #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #usagi tsukino #mamoru chiba #chibiusa #et cetera

[lesbianerxi]

MXTX NIGHTMARE SHIP BRACKET

Time for the tournament!!! We are here to find the worst possible mxtx pairing. The instructions were to have fun and be creative and Boy Did You Do that. Round 1 will start tonight, let's do this! May the worst possible combination of characters win!

Round 1: complete!

Left side

Nie Mingjue x Shen Jiu VS Wang Lingjiao x Sha Hualing Yiling Laozu Wei Wuxian x Bai Wuxiang VS Qi Rong x Xue Yang Wen Chao x Ning Yingying VS Jin Guangshan x Old Palace Master Lan Wangji x Hua Cheng VS Madam Yu x Qi Rong

Right side

Shen Jiu x Jin Guangyao VS Ling Wen x Shang Qinghua Jiang Cheng x Liu Qingge VS Qi Rong x Shen Jiu Feng Xin x Sha Hualing VS Wei Wuxian x Luo Binghe Little Palace Mistress x Yushi Huang VS Jun Wu x Reader

#mxtx #mdzs #tgcf #svsss #nightmare bracket #mj talks #hey look. i know i am several months late. however. #it's happening now so at least there's that!!! #my graphic design skills may be lacking but my heart is in it #and that's what counts in the end right?? #i'm gonna edit this to include links to all the posts #let's gooooo!!!!