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ineffectualdemon · 14 hours
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The difference:
- Airplane!Shang Qinghua is attractive and sexy at times but is incapable of being aware of it
- OG!Shang Qinghua is attractive and sexy at times and is very aware of it
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Shang Qinghua: System System on the wall, aren’t I the greatest author of them all?
The System: Nuh-uh.
Shang Qinghuq: The fuck you mean “nuh-uh”?
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dumbfucksystem · 2 days
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its so funny to think that shang qinghua is quite literally a god that created the entire cast of characters sans sy. like he is technically older than all of them and could be considered something akin to an elderich being but no. hes just a silly and conspicuous little guy. like yes he did create an entire world but he is now subject to the laws of said world. laws which are silly and would make your grandma roll in her grave. and hes a hamster. and he gets beaten up 3 times every day by his dream man. cause maybe he forgot to imbue him with flirting skills when he designed him. oh well. WIFE BEAM.
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2000sem0 · 2 days
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Currently getting my ass handed to me by finals. It might be a bit till I get back to drawing and uploading after this :(
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itzitxou · 3 months
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Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.
Give him a moment he's learning.
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lomlompurim · 4 months
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Request time! For @/opalfairy Magical Girls Shen Yuan y Shang Qinghua!🥒✈
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The designs I imagined for each of them
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And a littlr extra♡
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I know I did more than usual but I loved this concept! >u<
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sunderwight · 3 months
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when you think about it, there are some funny implications to the system deciding that shang qinghua needed to get imported into the story from his character's actual birth, rather than coming in later. or to the system bringing shen qingqiu in later, rather than from birth
options are like
there is no way that shang "accidentally just says the quiet part loud" qinghua could ever convincingly pretend to be someone else. he's too weird. either everyone in the sect needed to meet him as a weirdo and just be like "occasionally shang-shidi speaks in tongues but he's done that since we were teenagers so it's just His Way" or else they'd never stop thinking he was possessed
bringing shen yuan into shen jiu's childhood never would have worked. mr. 3rd son of a wealthy family who has no actual sense of self-preservation would be dead before puberty, so the system just patched him in later.
the system never planned to bring in shen yuan at all, but somehow airplane's butterfly effect actions killed shen jiu via qi deviation before he could actually do his most important tasks, so shen yuan getting stuffed into his role was less of a delicate machination and more the panicked flailing of a cosmic intern.
shang qinghua's real punishment for his literary crimes was being made to go through puberty twice.
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kabukipopink · 4 months
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Airplane is bragging too much on the forums about how he's dating his biggest hater, Peerless Cucumber.
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tiredbitchposts · 3 months
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Look, i know that Shen Yuan died a virgin and while he had no sexual experience he canonly kissed before getting with Luo Binghe, but do y'all know what would be hysterical in my opinion? If Shen Yuan had a gaggle of ex girlfriends he left behind when he died. Now, you may be wondering, what's so hysterical about that? Well, for one, it just tinkles me pink to think that the same guy who indirectly died from how angry a webnovel he dedicated a great amount of time commenting on made him actually got/could get bitches but decided that verbally abusing Airplane over his shit writting sounded more fun. I also think that knowing the system he'd at some point fall victim to some type of plant or curse that'd force him to name all of his ex lovers out loud unless he wished to die while the rest of the sect watches. Can y'all imagine Yue QingYuan, Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge and fucking Airplane's faces while he's there naming "Yu YaoYao, Mei Ling, Jiang Qin, Fei Liao" plus who else with a pained look on his face while trying to guess if middle school and internet relationships also count??? Plus, i just know he rationalized any lack of sexual thoughts he had towards his exes with "Well, i can't think sexually of a woman who's not my wife, that'd be disrespectful"
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shrimpchipsss · 3 months
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cumplane version of
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ineffectualdemon · 5 months
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Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU
Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care
Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry
Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated
Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu
Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking
Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it
Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute
Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son
Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu
Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it
Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man
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nibbelraz · 9 months
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Fellas is it gay to kiss your fellow transmigration bro on the mouth with tongue?
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dumbfucksystem · 1 day
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
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2000sem0 · 1 month
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Would be funny if he got so mad he choked on that bun and died.
Also I can't draw good backgrounds so don't look to closely at anything and everything will be fine
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Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.
Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.
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jemkha · 7 months
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First news Luo Binghe saw after he escaped the Endless Abyss.
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Airplane-bro is definitely Michael Cera and Cucumber-bro is Aubrey Plaza.
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