#cucumber bro

[kabukipopink]

Airplane is bragging too much on the forums about how he's dating his biggest hater, Peerless Cucumber.

#art #fanart #fan art #sketch #popink #svsss #<3 #shen yuan #svsss fanart #airplane shooting towards the sky #airplane bro #cucumber bro #sqh #svsss sqh #cumplane

[ineffectualdemon]

#svsss #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #shen yuan #shen qingqiu

[marzennya]

Notification: The peerless jade fairy of Cang Qiong's Mountain Sect is smiling! Looks like he's easily amused by his disciples' antics...!!! What a surprise!!! +300 Overwhelming Beauty Points!

Ok now for my silly little notes in fashion and other nonsense about this piece:

This is specifically Shen Yuan during the pre-abyss arc, mostly because I have a very, very different interpretation of him when he's already married to Binghe- Empress Shen is a whole other, much more decked out beast I will one day tackle.

His clothes are based on late Qin to early Han dynasty clothes for women, mostly because I can, and it seemed perfect for him; it's completely covered, and thus respectable and elegant! Nothing wrong to see here. It's also tight-er around the legs, which leaves things to the imagination...half of the mountain is definitely thinking about his long, slender, lily-white legs at any given time.

Is it technically crossdressing? Yeah, but it is a shitty Xia-Xia world, who's gonna stop me? Airplane? That guy would be on my side, actually.

The see-through outer robe is a flex, look at all that expensive fabric...just hanging off of him...a rich kid in one life a rich kid in all of them.

Binghe does his hair because he's terrible at it and can only do half-updo's or ponytails, he's too distracted by the mere thought of touching Shizun's hair to stop and think why Shen Qingqiu can't do it all of a sudden thankfully.

The hair, on a more serious note, is a bit more realistic to ancient-Chinese hair than an actual half-updo. Though it is more similar to late Han or Tang dynasties hairstyles than anything. Again, shitty Xia-Xia, don't play with me.

There's a little turtle in his fan because I think he'd be like awn that's so cute and either Liu Qingge or Yue QingYuan would be immediately like. I'll buy it!!! He acquires many-a-thing by simply looking cute and staring at it until one of them gets it for him I'm sure.

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #fanart #svsss #scum villain fanart #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #han dynasty #chinese hanfu #hanfu accessories

[nibbelraz]

Fellas is it gay to kiss your fellow transmigration bro on the mouth with tongue?

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #cumplane #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #airplane bro #cucumber bro #He's kissing him to prove he's not gay #no you don't understand he's NOT gay thats why he can deepen the kiss #no listen hes not gay at all thats why he can straddle his hips and leab over him #its just guys being dudes nothing to see here #my art #nibbelraz

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

#peerless cucumber is a fandom onto himself #shen yuan is the fandom feral sewer rat #shen yuan probably wrote just as much hate mail as airplane wrote for the novel #I just think it’d be humorous if airplane and cucumber are like synonymous with each other #like you can’t talk about pidw without cucumber being brought up too #it’s honestly pretty telling that Shang Qinghua knew who peerless cucumber was #he’s so famous for anti fanning that the author knows his name #svsss shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss shitpost #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #pidw #peerless cucumber #airplane shooting towards the sky #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey Cucumber Bro would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?

Shen Qingqiu: I would punch you in the face for free.

Shang Qinghua, on the verge of tears: I’m your best friend?!

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #shen qingqiu #Shang qinghua #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #cumplane

[ewe-why]

And done! This two will be on the redbubble shop soon!

#drawing #my art #lol #fanart #svsss sqh #svsss sqq #scumbag system #svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #airplane bro #cucumber bro #cumplane #mxtx

[idonutcareforyou]

The bond that Cucumber bro and Airplane bro have ……, they hated each other over the internet so much that they were actively cursing each others name while they died. To end up in a world stuck with each other and two InSane husbands? The system is obviously some kind of purgatory, where they torture each other and are each others only true confidante. They literally killed each other and are now best friends in the after life

#scum villian self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #cucumber bro #airplane bro #mxtx is shaking them in a hampster ball of her own making #idonutcareforyou

[fanfictionroxs]

Binghe gets the shovel talk from literally the entire Cang Qiong mountain, but what he doesn't know is that someone gives the shovel talk on his behalf to Shen Yuan as well (because well Shang Qinghua is too scared to give a shovel talk to his son and also very offended because where's the protection squad for his baby?!)

Airplane: If you ever hurt my son (again), I will find a way to get back to you (after I'm finished helping you in case you need a new body) in a way that doesn't make me lose my one single bestie. Anyway, see you later son-in-law!

Shen Qingqiu: I HATE YOU! (he's very happy because till now he was only person giving himself the shovel talk, but now there's a new member in the BingBing protection squad!)

#bingbing protection squad is headed by cucumber bro and airplane has now changed from being the direct enemy to reluctant ally #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #cucumber bro #luo binghe #bingqiu #bingyuan #svsss #scum villain self saving system #danmei #shitpost #crack

[curlybinghe]

adore cumplane dynamic because "meeting the guy whose literal last breath was used for bitterly cursing him and his life's work and immediately becoming Weird Besties due to their shared Weird Situation" was definitely not on shang qinghua's transmigration bingo card

nor was "getting enthusiastically beat up by said guy once an hour before he reigns himself in and they proceed to have a genuinely enjoyable conversation". however, with peerless cucumber's track record of extremely eloquent, witty and well-contemplated vicious critique, he supposes that's par for the course.

#svsss #cumplane #airplane bro #cucumber bro #cucumberplane #the scum villain's self saving system #text post

[yuukikoi]

just about 1/2 through the linework of my favourite piece of these two losers (concept is Road to El Dorado's "It's tough to be a god", except it's these two bragging about being huge nerds in their past life 🟦🐹✒️🤝🟩🐱 🪭)

#cucumber bro #airplane bro #scum villian self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #svsss fanart #fanart #art #mxtx #mxtx svsss #Spotify

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Yuan had a boyfriend when he was like 16 that he still doesn't know is his ex because he never realised they were dating

They didn't kiss or touch each other that way but they did jack off together a couple of times

Shen Yuan just thought this was a totally normal friend bonding

But like the other guy definitely thought they were dating because he literally asked Shen Yuan out and even told a few people after the fact

They had a break up and everything but Shen Yuan thought they were talking about something completely different

And yeah of course that dude was Airplane and this all eventually comes out

#svsss #shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #airplane bro #cucumber bro #cumplane #not safe for esmes

[rubenzahl]

muka

#svsss #moshang #shang qinghua #mobei jun #shen qingqiu #cucumber bro #airplane

[localtheorycorner]

I know damn well Airplane Bro has no idea what womens' anatomy is. If you told him what a clit was he would go insane because wtf do you mean good papapa should have one mentioned? I bet you 15 bucks he doesn't even know what a C-Section is nor does he know how a child separates from their mother.

PIDW definitely has passages that were put under r/menwritingwomen because SQH would use god-awful adjectives to describe how women were built. Shen Yuan would put a passage or two under this reddit thread about PIDW horrible writing when it comes to women.

I honestly agree with Shen Yuan when he was criticizing Shang Qinghua's writing. Airplane bro wasn't just digging up plot holes, oh no no no. Airplane bro is digging up his grave once Xian Shu Peak and Qi Qingqi hears about this nonsense.

#svsss #scum villans self saving system #scum villain #shang qinghua #airplane bro #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #pidw #cucumber bro #qi qingqi

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.

#I just think it’d be funny okay #mostly I just keep giggling over the idea of Shen Qingqiu finding out later and once more loosing his shit #Shen Qingqiu would go feral and it would be hilarious #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #svsss crack #svsss shang qinghua #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss au #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss ideas #svsss shitpost #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu bromance

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!

Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.

Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.

#source: original #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #shang qinghua #Shen yuan #shen qingqiu #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #kudos to my sister for helping me write this #cumplane