#or some form of wtf

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 36

John summons the ghost king Danny. Needs helps makes a deal offering his soul. Danny being the troll he is accepts. He would of helped regardless of the deal. Instead of johns soul. He steals johns shoe. Just rips the sole out of the shoe and vanishes.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny gets to troll the soul seller #i imagine John is just like bloody hell #or some form of wtf #the confusion would be cool #nobody can convince me Danny would not do this #my dude loves a hood prank #and what better then to mess with John #ohhh maybe another time #Danny says sure again #John expected to loose his sole again #but nope #Danny wants the fish sole

[0vergrowngraveyard]

city boy cant understand a damn thing his pirate brother is saying

#i personally headcanon that sails came from a ship with a very ruthless captain before he joined the angel's voyage #and he witnessed some pretty fucked up shit #and sometimes he'll tell these insane stories with a straight face while everyone else is mortified #or they just dont know wtf hes saying #for those who need a translation: he basically hes saying that he warned a crew member not to rebel #but he rebelled away and was whipped and sent off the plank #while the rest of his cohorts got keelhauled (a brutal form of punishment/execution) #sails is perfectly fine mentally #meanwhile nine is going to kill his brother #prime bros #sails the fox #miles nine prower #sonic prime #art

[bentosandbox]

123 Rhodes Chen Chapter TL

sauce

Made it to two year anniversary without realising they never did a Chen chapter until now

#arknights #i should tag all these tl posts under something #i know they always put the 'not canon sry we just shitposting' disclaimer on every 123 rhodes post but #hoshiguma can you elaborate hey hoshi pleasee #The LGD officer blorbo form is so cute wtf... #AND THE IMPLICATION OF LIN HAVING DONE THEIR JOB WHILE THEY BICKER.... #/and/ getting bbt to watch them after. bruh #need to find some time to tl what their VAs said about the anime phone call scene bc bruhhhhhh

[maxsix]

#now why did he have to go this hard #yunho #ateez #jeong yunho #crazy form mv #tw: flashing lights #tw: flashing gif #yeah i'm shocked i am editing him first too #he's pulling a Choi Soobin #just coming out of nowhere and stealing all my attention for some reason #first part in the first gif is my favourite part of the entire mv ngl #for real man #wtf is going on today

[itstimeforstarwars]

"Qui-Gon critical" "Qui-Gon sympathetic" brother it is Qui-Gon canonical.

#chit chat #it's really funny when i get both of these on a story #paw and galidraan have both gotten this treatment #and they're right! it's both! #i write 3rd person limited! some people will bend over backwards to justify qui gon and some people r like 'damn that guy's a dick wtf' #but i like qui gon in his canon form which is both a very good jedi and also a man who sometimes makes very bad decisions #complicated adults is my pastime #especially now that i work in retail and i have to see very good and loving people make the dumbest meanest decisions on the reg

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

Crazy humans are weird idea I just had while I was brushing my teeth. Okay, so what if our world is the only one where people and animals are designed to be able to create and communicate with sound? Not that the other alien species can't hear or make sound at all, if they step on a twig it still snaps, if they clap their hands it still makes a sound, their breathing can still be audible, and a stampede of elephant-equivalents will still make a thunderous stampede noise you'd need to be able to feel and hear, but what if none of them have vocal cords? What if the closest they can get is a sort of hoarse screech of unconventionally forceful breathing? What if we're the only ones with speech and birdsong?

Alien species communicate through tap-stomp dancing and facial expressions and sign/body language and rhythmic drumbeat patterns and little handpats on whatever surface is available (including themselves).

Nothing could have prepared them for our thousands of languages, the sheer volume we're just effortlessly capable of, the precision and variety and eloquence in the sounds we can produce. The apparent cacophony of birdsong and crickets chirping and cats meowing and lions roaring and dogs barking and whalesong, and just all the vastly different sounds everything on our planet can make. The musical instruments which aren't just percussion and string, but also wind instruments.

Just- what if we were the only ones with speech?

If I were more creative and less tired right now I'd write a mini-fic thing, if anyone sees this and somehow gains that kind of inspiration, PLEASE do, I'd be honored, thank you.

#humans are weird #what if we're the only ones with speech #that would be so cool #like they send their ambassador to make first contact and our human ambassador sticks out a hand to shake #and that's all well and good- they aren't sure what the right response to that is but it seems like a friendly gesture #but then the human says something normal like “hi welcome to Earth we're so excited to finally meet another intelligent life form” #and the alien just freaks out and screeches awkwardly and takes a huge step back staring in disbelief #and starts doing some sort of sign language or tapdance or both at once that roughly translates to “wtf was that” #“what do you mean you can make sounds that specific and meaningful out of your eating hole” #the linguists we brought along and the hopeful attempts at universal translators we made based on Star Trek are both having a hard time #all the other humans are weird things that I've seen never seem to have mentioned language barriers #our sound is both beautiful and horrifying #humans are space orcs #aliens

[progressive-waves-art]

Angel of Death but she’s jacked. That’s it.

….no, it’s not actually. Last summer I got this idea that the interdimensional aspect of Transitus would lend itself well to the artstyle changing with each 'realm' Daniel travels through. Further, those styles coincide with historical art movements that (supposedly) fit the narrative, evoking a sense of whiplash shared by the character and the audience. To name a few:

Most obvious, the mortal world is styled after popular visual art from the mid to late 19th century. The living characters appear as monochrome antique photos, while backgrounds and props are done in a painterly, Impressionism-ish look. The style is centered around the effect of light, and said light only affects the characters in two ways: a ghost is hovering around them, or fire.

Observe some hella rushed tests of this I did last year:

Still needs some work but anyways. Skip to Daniel being chucked into Transitus. The Angel of Death is real figure in Abrahamic religions. I thought it would be fitting if she (and Daniel once he’s with her) were drawn following some conventions of the High Renaissance for it. Hence the muscles lmao. Will definitely mess with her wing design more.

#ayreon #transitus #theres more but I have zero visuals for them #plus I’d have to explain a bunch of headcanons #some classical Greek pottery and Byzantine aka east orthodox stuff #plus the Angel has a fun terrifying biblically accurate form that’s pretty rooted in the Lovecraftian monster style #but anyways someone tell me how the HELL I drew that Simone in just a few hours that’s one of the best figures I’ve ever done #literally no reference wtf #simone simons #Epica #tommy karevik #cammie gilbert #arjen lucassen #digital art #art #fanart #Renaissance #Impressionism #art history

[hiriaeth]

Twitter has been eye opening to say the least, like black folks are just as cooked as the yts they want approval from which I knew, just had no idea how many of you are getting fucked and willingly. I'm in my Joker era so its sad but also kinda funny to me.

#black mormons and black ppl being recruited through trad videos on tiktok and instagram???? #black women marrying racist ass yt men in academia and media and for what.... #black nerds that primarily form their identity through media are into some real house handmaiden shit like wtf.... #black ppl whose identity revolved around being blue maga or maga gag #anyways

[pinazee]

Listen, every time i rewatched TOS i always skipped turnabout intruder because it angered my feminism too much. But now im like, they literally turned kirk into a baby girl

#like i know it was just defined gender roles #but they didnt even try to make kirk-in-janus more kirk like #but shatner certainly put some feminine energy into his #yo this episode is sooo dated #star trek #star trek tos #captain kirk #james t kirk #william shatner #turnabout intruder #whats crazy is they wrote this ep in support of female leadership supposedly??? #also i have notes about this ep #that guy in love with dr lester was totally cool with being in love with her in kirks form is A+ #and at the end hes like you are as i loved you and shes just like kill him cause she has goals #and this woman radiated self hatred #shatners acting A+ #like sometimes i wonder if on the set they were like wtf this guy doing

[singsweetmelodies]

i think that many people in this fandom should go outside and touch grass for a moment, and try to remember that the drivers irl are not the same as the characters that we use for rpf fics.

"omg but i loved the characterisation of X in Y fic soooo much" that's great... but that characterisation is still not a reflection of who X is irl.

for example. "i can't believe charles said that, why would he say that? it's not who he is :/" girl. maybe that's not who he is in fic, and he probably wouldn't say that in your 21k charlos slowburn fest, but in real life, where he is a real person, he most absolutely can and did in fact say that.

just. it's fine to make the drivers say and do whatever the flying fuck you want in fic, but it's SO important to keep that line between reality and fiction firmly in mind.

#f1 rpf #rant #the things i have seen on my morning scroll.... you would not BELIEVE some of it tbh #i have genuinely seen some [redacted] girlies crying bcs charles said smth which didn't align with how they saw him for their ship #which.... #i don't know how to tell this to you but... your ship is not real #*charles wtf discord react* #anyways. i know a multitude of people have said this in a multitude of ways before #but still... it remains so true #the drivers as we read about them in fic are NOT the same as the drivers who are real people irl #not in any way shape or form #and if you're delusional about that then i... don't know what to tell you except GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE & TOUCH SOME GRASS #wake up!!! #rpf is fine... but ONLY so long as we are all sane about that reality-fiction line. PLEASE.

[mt10lt20]

AC6 - Bad End. If Strangereal had faes and monsters. Ilya (Strigon ver.) >> Talisman

#ace combat #ace combat 6 #Ilya Pasternak #Talisman #Thought too much about vampire Ilya and got carried away #Done till the point of wtf is this but I am too far in to quit #shippy stuff #IlyaTali #HC that they mutually shot each other down in M13 #but vampires have better healing factors #Tali is some form of sky fae #like Pixy #Oh no another idea if i ever do more of this strange fantasy crossovers

[melonthesprigatito]

Decided to binge watch the entirety of Pokémon Generations again because it's been a few years since I last saw it and uh

Is it just me or is it a lot more fucked up than I remember

#Pokémon #Pokémon Generations #I GENUINELY CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THESE ARE ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD SCREENSHOTS FROM OFFICIAL POKÉMON CONTENT #Featuring fun family friendly scenes of cute doggies burning to death! #A nuked ancient civilization! #A scene of frozen corpses right out of The Day After Tomorrow and Geostorm but drawn in Pokémon art style! #Team Aqua getting felled by hubris and devoured by Primal Kyogre! #Whatever the fuck Courtney has got going on! #I would have included Groudon blowing up Hoenn and incinerating Team Magma but I wanted to include only one screenshot from that episode #For variety #Also that scene of Mimi the Espurr getting punted like a football. :( #It's like the animators thought Hey This Is Only For YouTube and Only Older Kids are On YouTube Anyway So We Can Be Edgy :) #I saw Pokémon The Power Of Us in cinemas and they showed the Legendary Beasts backstory episode as a short before the movie #Only problem the audience was filled with the elderly and parents taking their kids to see Funny Cute Pokémon Movie #So I was pretty much the only one who had context for WTF we just witnessed #Actually that short caused one family to get up and leave :) #Imagine not knowing anything about Pokémon and taking your four year old to see Funny Cute Pokémon Movie #Only to have to take your crying kids out of the theatre cause they got traumatised by watching animated dogs burn alive #All before the movie even started #Core childhood trauma memory formed right there #Actually now that I remembered the old lady in The Power of Us had a traumatic backstory of witnessing her Snubbull burn to death in a fire #Number of animated dogs dying in a fire in this one cinema trip: 4 #Like what the actual fuck

[dumblucksers]

scorching hot take, i enjoyed crystalized

#after seeing all of the doomposting and overnegatiive crystalized slander on twt i was scared to watch it #watched it #it was FINE #OH MY GOD when I say people are SO DRAMATIC #i rlly like how the season was executed and I’m a big fan of zombie apocalypse trope #so this season was YIPPEEEEEE #obviously some things were very erm. like the whole thing with harumi wtf was that #and the criminal short time of oni lloyd #but other than that i rlly enjoyed it #btw HUGE FAN OF THE DRAGON FORM AUGH IT WAS SO COOL #ninjago #ninjago crystalized

[beeapocalypse]

^ GAH !

^ GAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

#funger screenshots #didnt get screenshots of her final speech where she comforts the pc and tells them to rest bc the text faded out too fast but OH my god man #THERE IS SO MUCH TO ALL OF THIS. I FEEL SICK #THE NEWBORN GODS STRUGGLE TO DEFINE HERSELF AND FIND A BODY IN 'FEAR AND HUNGER'. THE RECOGNITION OF YOUR PAIN- THROUGH-- #--HER OWN SUFFERING SHE ASCENDED AND IT WAS RIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU SHE BLED #for all the pcs possible kindness (the doll and the dagger- u can see her reminiscing over the dagger here) they still brought her deeper #they still made her fight alongside them and they still obeyed nilvans plea and brought her to the heart of darkness. kindness wasnt enough #putting this w the knowledge given in termina- fear as motivation and hunger to keep humanity moving forwards driving them to technological #--advances unheard of before- makes this so bittersweet. the world was stagnating under the rule of the new gods and in the absence of the- #--old. its as nosramus says- extinction approaches. it was a necessary cruelty to birth the god of fear and hunger but it still HURTS #the expression of seeming ecstasy on the fourth phases face. how she retains at least Some semblance of the girl (the hair mostly) until-- #--she finally settles upon the SCARECROW (<-- !!!!!!!! WTF) form. THE SKIN YOU CAN SEE SLOUGHED OFF AT THE SCARECROWS BASE #elaboration on the scarecrow bit. fear and hunger. frightens birds away from food. my GOD

[fossys]

are they really source memories if they arent at all from my source but are just from like. my past? like i am so very fucking different from my source n so much of my 'source' trauma n memories are from things that did not fucking happen in my source but happened to me if that makes sense? but like idk how to describe it other than source memories but that just. doesnt fit for me.

#some of my memories are also influenced by innerworld things or body things #like i am immensely different from when i first formed but like. im still me. #so some of my memories i count as 'innerworld' memories when like. they didnt technically happen in innerworld #but they only fit in my memory timeline if they did happen in innerworldso i #(i have a. mostly coherent timeline i keep of all my memories just since it comforts me) #but like genuinely wtf do i call these bcs they arent just innerworld things but they arent the same as source memories?? #idfk someone please tell me #-anon #system things #introject #fictive #sysblr #genuine question

[yellow-but-depressed]

I'm sorry but can we talk about how I'm the first 3 episodes we got a dream where ed and Steve reunited (which was the first scene) and a mermaid dream/hallucination/I have no idea what . like. what

#ofmd s2 #it is amazing just. btw #im literally going insane #also how did they not notice that ed wasnt dead for like a day? two days? #wtf #how you incorrectly kill someone #also #he did not look that badly hurt #ik he was #but #yeah idk #I'll probably put this in a post along with some other half formed theories that are currently marinading in my mind #ofmd season 2 #ofmd #ofmd spoilers