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[onlineexamhelper-expert]

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[caimitos]

saw a post about projecting your ethnicity onto a character and started missing vespa ilkay. so so bad

#pov u grow up in a 3rd world country(/planet) where healthcare workers are exported by the thousands like cheap produce to richer countries #it's your ticket out of poverty as long as you can deal with the loneliness the separation from everyone you know the discrimination etc #ive never talked about my hc that vespas mother was one of them sending money every month visiting every couple of years until it just stop #like why return to the swamps when youre doing fine working on a richer planet w much better living conditions #cost of living rises every year. sending home a % of your salary used to be enough to support your husband and daughter and then it isnt #you know how it goes #vespa is also dead set on this path until ranga realizes that hemorrhaging healthcare workers leaves them with little to none of their own #students on scholarships or in community/state universities are bound by return service agreements and are forbidden to leave the country #until theyve rendered a few years of work on ranga to pay back their tuition + as a really shitty solution to the brain drain problem #this is real in my country btw but my professors say a lot of ppl do break their rsa's and fucked off to work in other countries LOL #our state unis can barely afford decent facilities they do nottt have the budget to chase down their own alumni in other countries! #but the mental image is a bit funny #vespa ilkays first crime: tinakasan ang rsa #i do also think it lines up with her having a network of med friends everywhere in the galaxy (heart of it all) you kind of go into pre/med #expecting most of your classmates to leave to work in other countries eventually. mine are aiming for the usa / uae / europe / japan etc #anyway whether vespa breaks her rsa or not she leaves ranga asap decides to switch careers and the rest is history #i also deeply love the fact that she's superstitious i'm very sad it wasn't highlighted more (i've only heard s1-3) #as someone who did grow up in a rural area and went to more albularyos/folk healers than doctors in my childhood. (they never failed me) #lots of folk illnesses (ex. balis; pasma) local medical superstitions (dont eat noodles in hospital; youll have a really toxic shift) etcc #theres also a lot of potential in tying her past as a rangian + med student + assassin to me idk how to word this properly #being raised on cautionary tales of not to touch/disturb anything in the swamps then being given free reign to poke & prod at things in her #lab classes (now with the proper ppe)....she was having so much fun with the curemother prime too lmao #years of walking hanging bridges docks boathouses in ranga etc gave her great balance & stealth #cracking open alien shellfish in the swamps to cutting open bodies for studying then for assassination.... #I MISS HER SO MUCH BALIK KN SAKEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i get why most people + the canon focuses on her being an assassin bc people find that cooler i guess #but vespa being a swamp girl > 3rd world med student > assassin is so personal To Me. the whole pipeline. eugh. #skl.txt

[giantkillerjack]

My first time watching Glass Onion it was obvious that Miles' speeches were bullshit, but I still searched for any hidden meaning there might be.

The second time is a different experience though because every time my brain starts to search for meaning, I feel like Benoit Blanc discovering that no, there is absolutely no hidden meaning.

It's bullshit it's all nothing nothing nothing! It is just how you end up talking when everyone reacts to your self-aggrandizing word vomit like it is actually wisdom.

Also, legit, when Miles gave his stupid bullshit speech about what the word 'disruptor' means to him, I shit you not I was like holy shit am I back in business school right now?!

Miles must have given speeches like that at 100 business school graduations, goddamn.

Like, the motherfuckers really do sound like this. We didn't have any billionaires come, but we had a lot of millionaire guest speakers in my classes, and they fucking talk like that.

They all think they're rugged capitalists, but they're just glass onions!

#original #glass onion #it's just. business school prepared me really well to succeed in the business world as a straight white neurotypical #able-bodied cis man with a large network of very wealthy friends and family #I really would have killed it if I wasn't a queer autistic cripple! #even the best teachers seemed incredibly unaware of the enormous privilege that they were assuming in their students when they taught #but they basically presupposed you had infinite energy and savings and a disturbingly large number of my classes were just #lectures about pushing as hard as you can no matter what #they used Starbucks as an example of an admirable case of somebody who persisted in going to 150 investor pitches before being approved #and like. how many people do you know who have enough savings to schedule plan and attend 150 investor pitches? #how many people do you know who could set up even 12 through their connections? #where are those savings coming from? where are those investor pitch meetings coming from? those aren't easy to get!! #but none of this was ever mentioned it was just awesome that the guy kept trying I guess. #I have a sneaking suspicion that if I were to have dug deeper into some of the examples we were given that a lot of those #real life businesses probably started with a big big loan from somebody's parents #I was listening to the show you're wrong about which is a really good podcast and Michael Hobbs was like #anytime you see an article glorifying someone's financial success especially at a young age you should control F for 'parents' #because chances are you will probably see the word 'parents' somewhere next to the words 'million dollar loan' #anyway college is a scam. the community aspect was incredibly cool but I don't see why we as a culture need to only be able to access that #kind of community when we are paying a scam Institution a shitload of money for Educations that aren't helpful for the majority of us #if College was free then people could actually study things that are useful or fun for them #I took most of my courses just to fill out my major too. the point wasn't to learn it was to graduate. #and then it turned out that if you're disabled in the way i am it doesn't matter if you have a college degree! #but I'm sure miles would say I just need to pull myself up by my bootstraps. and that's why I'm glad his life got exploded 😌 #andi kept him around for his money - why else would he be there when no one even liked him?? #he was the bankroll #one time I swear to god we just had the guy from American Psycho just a real ass Patrick Bateman #it was wild watching that movie later and being like ???? I know this guy! #outside of the actual murder scenes everything in that movie is not exaggerated in the slightest those bitches really are like that #like my parents are not 1% level rich so there'd be no giant loans but they are rich. it'd be stupid to act like i didn't benefit from that

[manygreetingsfriend]

for someone that never¹ goes out and never² buys anything idk how tf my card info was stolen but major shout out to my bank for seeing five (5) attempts at online purchases at gamestop at ass o’clock in the morning and going “ain’t no way that’s this bitch”

#¹ upon saying that i realize i actually go out quite often. but its literally all work related so i don’t count it #(i’m babysitting and pet/house sitting) #² outside of like. typical Life and Work shit (i.e. gas food bribes for children to listen to me) #no but really got the call at like 9 in the morning and ignored it bc unknown number obvs #but the vm explained what was going on and it was very HM? HAHA?? #like. just made major payments paying for school classes and my bills #my statements KNOW ya bitch ain’t spending SHIT for a minute lmfao #something something can’t believe someone else is (maybe?) trying to buy a ps5 with my own money before i do #syd happens

[aroacesigma]

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#ramblings #i put my fucking pencilcase and laptop down at a table for 15 fucking minutes for a lunchbreak #literlaly everyone does this perfectly normal thing no problems #and i come back and my whole pencil case is gone #someones stolen my fuckign stuff and i have zero idea what to do #my calculator is fucking 258 dollars i do two maths subjects i NEED that thing #not to mention all my pens and other stationary ??? #and on top of that my parents are gonna fucking kill me #cause its my fault i left it out there #the ONE time i leave it out there i never do this even though all my friends do #the one fucking time and it gets stolen #i dont even know what im gonna do i have 20 bucks i cant pay for a 258 dollar calculator plus everything else #fuckufkcfuckfuk #genuinely why does nothing in my life ever go right #i feel like im about to break down #and to top that off i dont even have my card to time out of class if i DO have a breakdown #cause i fucking left that at home .

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Okay I'm not saying that this semester's students suck ass bc I'm not there to teach them, but isn't it just such a coincidence that the vast majority are failing so miserably and they don't have someone who will tutor them outside of class and go over notes and skills with them, while the previous semesters did have that and the majority passed? Super interesting stuff. Too bad we'll never know if things could've been different if they had just fucking paid me :)

#can you tell I'm peeved lmao #i went to one of the classes today just so i can keep it on my resume #and holy fuck #weeks into the semester and they should have the basics down #they do not #absolutely floundering #granted I'm sure I'm not actually the reason lmao #like yeah i helped a shit ton of students outside class too #but they probably could've passed without me #these new ones tho are awful #no drive no nothing just looking for others to blame for their own failures #i didn't even stay the whole time like i was planning #bc i found out that they hired four other fucking people for the program #who all have less experience than me #and have been with the program for a way shorter time than i have #who don't do half the extra shit i do #and don't get me wrong this isn't a slight at them they're all fully qualified #but why the fuck not hire me #like i genuinely am so pissed #have to email my supervisor but I'm too upset to make it sound civil #like fucking fine if you don't wanna pay me you never get to see me again #I'm not working ten hour days plus extra outside of class for nothing anymore that's insane #I'll keeping being a private tutor for the students but I'm not doing a single thing for the program without pay #i mean holy shit hiring at least four other people and not saying shit to me?? #like fine that's fine fuck you you're getting an email ultimatum good luck finding someone else willing to do all that for free #i cried about it for like an hour and now I'm just mad lmao having a super normal one rn #anyway #not snz

[roseband]

ppl complaining about the new legally blonde prequel coming out didn't seem to get the movie cause elle WAS interesting and smart from the get go????

"i have a 4.0...." "but in fashion merchandising"

girlie's got a business related degree from the beginning, even if it's a "frivolous" thing

i think u rlly missed the main idea?

#personal #omg no i want the FIT MPS in global fashion manageneny #management*** im rlly grumpy cuz like 3 yrs ago it was an MBA but now its an MPS ;^; #which i wanna try to shmooze my way into having my company pay for #(or hop to someone else who WILL pay cuz at work i built basically the same automation system VS has lmao #like my coworker who used to be at VS was like 'u made this....huh this is what VS contracted out') #BUUUUUUUUUUUUT like i was one of the top students in my class for my art school and ran a student org #and when i told ppl i wanted to do either animation or apparel with my graphic design degree ppl were sooo nasty #i mean like PROFESSORS and advisors / #:/ #so i feel for the character lmao?????? cuz i know for a fact i earn more than my archi and a couple of my ui/ux friends who #like...arent at faangs so.........and im happier than them :) #like ive been on a product development design team as one of two artists for 2.5 years now #and like i have to be in the FASHION MERCHANDISING meetings #and....theyre business meetings about sourcing and costing and meeting minimums to make profits #its not cutesy clothing its....spreadsheets #and my art automation system is also based off of a spreadsheet :)

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

while source hunting i found "Determined Raptures": St. Sebastian and the Victorian Discourse of Decadence by Richard A. Kaye which i think is about what i was talking about a few months ago abt st sebastian always being drawn sexually, but it goes into why which is cool

link to me going on abt st sebastian always being so erotic that is mostly for me because i keep losing it and i need a link or else it will be lost forever

#apparently he's a homoerotic icon which. i am not surprised ngl #i also found “Wantoning with the Thighs”: The Socialization of Thigh Sex in England 1590-1730 by Will Fisher #which. #is interesting #anyway let's talk about my day because i want to #i've gathered a lot of sources for my eroticism paper and had a genius bigbrain moment where i realized michelangelo's dying slave #could maybe be a venus pudica (specific pose typically reserved for venus-like figures. aka “modest” venus) #and i was like. yippee!! that's inherently sexual!!!! and it came from my brain so i don't have to cite it #also someone came up to me curious to what i was doing (bc i am spread across a large table w a lot of papers and i keep staring at #michelangelo's slave sculptures. and i have been. for four hours) #and i was like. i'm doing research and it was cool. they like art hist too. yay #also today was my last forensic psych class :(( #so sad. i love that class to death #also i almost got run over by a stupid fucking driver again!!!! >:( #this is because a main pathway for psych students in particular has so many blindspots and The Crosswalk is hiding from drivers #so they just hit the gas and hope no-one's crossing. but i am!!!! pay attention to your surroundings in a moderately high-foot-traffic area

[rapha-reads]

Hey. Has anyone noticed that Maestro and Ruby are similarly colour-coded? Black and white stripes. To go with both being musically-oriented and canonically queer for Maestro and pretty sure queer but as yet to be confirmed for Ruby? That's interesting. The way Maestro says Ruby is wrong and keeps looking at her like they're trying to look into her soul... I hope we see Maestro again.

Also, related but not directly, there's been an emphasis on music since the first episode of Fifteenth. Whether intra-diegetically or extra, music has been important for the past 3 episodes, 4 if we start with The Giggle. Between all the musical numbers (I haven't recovered from the goblins yet and now they hit us with the twist?), the Doctor breaking the 4th wall, Maestro themself, Ruby being a musician... It's not new of course, we remember Twelfth and his guitar, or Simm!Master's drums, but it is being put frontstage here. Is it because Murray Gold is back in charge of the music? Is it RTD's season-long narrative arc? There's something going on in regard to music in this series 14...

I wrote an essay last year (in Spanish and I haven't translated it yet otherwise I'd be posting it) comparing Segun Akinola's score with Murray Gold's and how both have their strength and serve their narrative purpose. Basically, Murray Gold's first score for DW (2005-2017) are orchestral compositions, full of easily recognisable leitmotivs and big instrumental scores that make you vibrate with all the instruments, the song itself sometimes being much more known, recognisable and popular than the work it was composed for (see Duel of the Fates and the likes). Meanwhile, Segun Akinola (2018-2022) pertains to the genre of ambient music, much more interested in the tone and the sonorous atmosphere, something that's very popular today (how many playlists on YouTube or Spotify, you know the ones).

Anyway, I'm not going to sum up my entire essay here, but basically the role of music in a cinematic work has changed over the past 20 years, and Doctor Who followed that change, and now with Gold back in the music booth, there's another change appearing, one where one aspect of this change could very well be the importance of lyrical songs. I'd need to research it more closely to be sure, but that's what it looks like at first glance. How interesting!

#doctor who #rapha talks #murray gold #segun akinola #doctor who music #music score #doctor who score #music #i quite like the 4 essays i wrote for my contemporary cinema class last year i should really translate them so i can get them published #the music in dw one is the last one i wrote literally a year sgo (may 13th 2023) and i really like it #i never studied music (alas - i would have loved to) but as a music obsessed person who cannot stand silence i pay a lot of attention #to musical scores in movies and shows and how they work with or against or over the story #and doctor who being my most favourite story in the universe its music means a lot to me #anyway i'm rambling #if someone who knows more about music than i do wants to add/correct/approve something come talk! #rapha is being a whovian

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#im just gonna complain abt it here bc i just have to accept that i can't irl bc no one else gets it #its hard to b a dyslexic grad student. u have to read so much. and its good. lots of reading is good. u just have to contend with a soul #crushing amout of discouragement at the fact u just kinda cant read while ur peers r like sure i can read this in class and have things to #say abt it. if u make me read in my head in class i literally cannot fucking tell u what i just read. not a god damn thing and if i try to #let my computer read to me i cant fucking pay attention for long enough so i just have to accept that from here on out ill have to #physically read papers aloud which i hate so much. its the only way i can fucking understand things and it still makes me feel dumb bc ill #somehow still space out while reading and have to reread like 4 times before i understand wtf is being said. it takes forever and it takes #energy and i dont like talking very much and it also restricts me to only being able to read at home which is frustrating #and im like i need to stop my brain from distracting myself with things that dont matter and my counselor is like: ur ocd is trying to make #work ur whole life and im like yeah thats how i got it. its the only way i can keep swimming with the non dyslexics #so its like wtf do i do? i kinda have to take the hit and make work my whole life rn. morn the loss of other things for a while #i dunno im still a bummer rn. like im probably coming off as more an asocial freak than normal bc its hard to talk ans maintain conversation #rn. but whatever. sometimes things just suck and theres nothing u can do abt it but accept it and move on. ill learn lots of things with all #the reading i have to do and that's never a bad thing ...no matter how much i dont give a fuck abt animals #like jesus. i could not even begin to give a fuck about like 95% of mammals. fish r cool tho. plants too #but microbes is where its at. i dont understand y ppl dont understand how cool they r. oh well ill just have to tell them #if i can find my fucking enthusiasm. ugh i have to make one of my classes read a paper and i have to work with someone abt find it. she #works with like rabbits. i refuse to assign a mammal paper. i fucking refuse. we will do plants or microbes or fucking paleontology #i will fight her on this. ugh. light filtering or orchid speciation would b perfect. annoying #at least i get to work with some culturs this week #unrelated

[quatregats]

Honestly I think everything would be much better if I could think about everything much more and also much less

#as in 'this does not matter as much as you think it does but also you need to be putting time and effort into it' #in case you haven't noticed my general approach to things that i am not an expert in is throwing myself at them obsessively #and yes i can do anything i want to but god at what cost. starting to have to contemplate being a human being with limits and i dislike it #also i have GOT to do something about how checked out i've been. i was sitting in class thinking 'i think paying attention in class #would fix me' and i got so caught up in that that i missed like half of the discussion. like girl why don't you stop thinking so much #the thing about all of this is i know what the solution is but i don't like it #i think if i went to therapy someone else could figure out a compromise though. i'm notoriously all-or-nothing in my solutions #but i don't think it needs to be that way. i do think that regardless i'm not going to like it but whatever #perce rambles #tldr i need to take it down like five notches and also like just buckle down and do my work >:'0 #but emphasis on the taking it down five notches. calm down sir

[ectocosme]

I think the next time I go to my Dr I'll just write "Elher-danlos syndrome, ever heard of it you white-coated buffoon!? (or smth close)" right on my forehead bc I get so hesitant and go "mn, mayhaps, perhaps, i'm not sure, it's not just anxiety and more sports won't help?"

#rant tags #sorry not sorry #why even bother if the last 400 times i saw someone they said: #“it's anxiety (let's not treat this anxiety (which i have and i'd like treated too)). do sports #white-coat “authority” is the only one i'm intimidated by #is it intimidated if i just get a sense of #“you should eat more *cue side eye of suspicion i'm anorexic or smth* (as i was wiping crumbs of biscuits from my mouth)” #“you're just too tense. take some yoga classes” #“meh from what i hear it's a dorsalgia. rest and do sports” (i'm still pretty sure i broke/dislocated smth) #“yeah you dislocated your patella from the sound of it but you walk fine? so no radio” #the 1th day i met him my current Dr read my files and said “you don't like going to the Dr. there's like 2 years without anything” #*you don't say meme* #reading the stuff above & putting a clown nose as i realise my hunch of “maybe i was medically dismissed/neglected” is right #“just come when you hurt somewhere else” #DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME EACH WEEK? #DO YOU THINK I /WOULD/ COME AND PAY YOU FOR THAT?

[fcstellae]

going from a really tough program that stressed me out 24/7 to some baby easy classes with a lot of people who dont care didnt give me the rewarding feeling i thought it would

#i do realize this is a gripe that very little people would ever share #and that this like a crazy first world problem #and that whats easy for me is difficult to other people #but im BORED. IM BORED. NOTHING HERE IS AS CHALLENGING AS IT WAS IN THE OTHER SCHOOL. #IM BORED IM RESTLESS IM WASTING MY TIME I FEEL MYSELF GETTING LAZIER AND LAZIER #ALL THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I MADE. GONE #THERES SO MANY PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE!!!! WHY ARE YOU PAYING MONEY IF YOU DONT CARE!!! #someone in my class complained about an 800 word essay. 800 WORDS. ITS 800 WORDS. YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING OF NOTE FOR 800 WORDS? #rant aside i just feel unfulfilled #and the funniest part is is my grades still are affected (tho theyre still good) because im just getting lazy becquse i feel unchallenged #and completely unmotivated #i already stand out in all of my classes #and i just dont feel like putting in effort #i know itll get harder i know and i cant wait for it #i cannot function without some outside stres or something. i feel like im falling apart

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

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#nothing more annoying than u trynna do some studying and folks sitting next to ya to tell u dumb shit like bro do u ever shut the fuck up #my goodness #some bitch is trying to stuDy LMAOOOO and they don’t shut up! ever!!!!!!! #how tf am I supposed to concentrate LMAOOOO it’s truly dumb shit they talk about #at this point I’m tired af about hearing dumb shit 24/7 #to the point I call people annoying or I tell them the shut the fuck up for once pls #or I just move seats or others tell me to sit next to em #my patience be running thin at this point like mfs are annoying af I tell them and they keep annoying me #same with this dumbass who’s my ex #y’all ever get the hint? it’s not even a hint - I straight up tell y’all you’re annoying AS FUCK #wHew god bless #yesterday I was talking and laughing w some friends in class and I had this chick following me around asking me the same 60 questions ( #about one thing the professor has just explained - like bro shut up and pay attention maybe? it’s irritating as hell ngl) #and I moved to talk w friend o and she went after me to talk to me I move elsewhere and she follows me around like a puppy #my god pls be your own person and stop following me around LMFAOOO #this is why I could never be a teacher - someone talks and u interrupt them to ask me what they just said when A) they’re not even finished #and B) u ask the same thing 90 times? #she’s soOooOoOOo irritating #others keep telling me whew she makes everyone uncomfortable #she the fuck does #🫣🫠🙄

[haemosexuality]

i hate it when people ask me about school so much

#no im not graduating this year im failing and then im dropping out and im probably not going to college and im gonna spend the rest of my #life working shitty dead end jobs. my greatest achievement will be that i didnt kill myself as a teenager. every time someone asks me about #this i feel the urge to reply that im gonna put a bullet in my head. stop #sorry im sleep deprived and extra edgy td #irl friend i hadnt hung out w in months was going on like. how is school going are you doing enem are you going to the us to work #shes in college to do something fancy i can never remember the name of. shes gonna go to europe to work. and i was just like. you and me are #not the same. im writing this instead of paying attention to class bc i already accepted that im not passing this year so it doesnt f matter

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

currently writing a soup paper, please support me in this endeavor 🙏🙏🙏

#soup #its actually on stocks which i dont like #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PE RATIO CAN BE NEGATIVE???? #how the FUCK does that happen #like. do you have...negative earnings???? stealing money???? fRAUD???? #is your prices in the negative??? are you PAYING people to buy your stocks #this is why i dont like studying economics #dw im not a business major #this is a reqd class for everyone at my school :') #also i dont know how the economy works #someone seriously help me im making all this shit up