Oh hi are we talking about brothers hitting it raw? Because yes please. Hughes, tanevs, benns, ratty Matty but I just can't do Brady idk why but I support it. Who am I missing?
the Nylanders, the Josephs, the Robertsons, the Svechnikovs maybe but Andrei really carries it for those two
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if the Penguins put Pierre-Olivier Joseph on waivers and lose him for nothing, that's going to be one of the dumbest cases of asset mismanagement i'll ever have seen
look, Ty Smith's good, i get it. but Joseph isn't waivers-exempt. the Pens gave him a one-fucking-way contract. Smith's still waivers-exempt. the path forward to not losing a player for nothing is fairly simple here, methinks.
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Guys, guys, guys. I'm so excited about the upcoming season for the Pens. I can't even articulate the joy I feel, sure, there is a component of "THIS COULD THE FUNNIEST HOT MESS" to ever happen, but mostly it is giddy excitement bcos we are going ALL-IN. Do or die, we are COMMITTED. And there is something about swinging big, even if we fail, that's freeing.
We got our vampire d-core (thank you to the person who used it in the tags. But like it is more a werewolf, a vampire and a pirate walk into a bar type of scenario. I'm still trying to figure out what our sweet summer child POJ is - the innocent human? The fae? WHAT OTHER SUPERNATURL CREATURE I CAN US TO KEEP ON DRIVING THIS THEME TILL IT IS DEAD & BURIED?!).
Our still performing old me (SIDGENOKRIS) - Sid was so CLOSE to snapping last season. He was so feral. Will he EMBRACE his INNER SELF & let the hockey robot persona die in a blaze of glory?! We can only hope.
Sully finally being able to pursue his insane strategy of offensive forechecking and ... Um. Yes.
Our one million backup goalies led by Fragile Omega Princess Tristan Jarry.
The Witch Dubas & his hot front office - POC AND A WOMAN? Wild.
BUT THE THING THAT HAS ME EXCITED!THINK OF THE COMBINATIONS!
I admit I sort of want Karlsson to be out there with the Carter line. Let the pirate lead, let him make the calls and see what befalls us! (We bitch about Carter but like he was honestly one of the best bast off options we had last season. It is just that everything else is... Yeah. So! Maybe the pirate will help?!?).
What about Geno line and Karlsson?! Will they click or will they implode as Geno sniff disdainfully at the NEW BLOOD. WILL HE EVEN REMEMBER KARLSSON'S NAME OR JUST REFER TO HIM BY HIS NUMBER?!
Sid line & Karlsson?! Will Karlsson scream in frustration at the CONSTANT YAPPING and decide to go complete crazy and just shoot the puck all by himself??
Will Kris & EK be the new besties ok ice terrorising all opposing teams but being offensive and NOT defensive? Will they have MORE AMAZING "TANGER" GAMES?! WILL THEY GIGGLE INTO EACH OTHER'S NECKS?!?
What about our TALL Puppy Victorian Vampire? Is he the wildcard? I DON'T KNOW!
AND ALL THE NEW BITS WE GOT WHO MAKES US MORE OFFENSIVE! (defense is what it is. We accept).
I JUST WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. And the Pens will for sure deliver. But will the rest of the NHL & it's fandoms UNDERSTAND out INSANE FERAL JOY AT THE POSSIBILITY OF MANY AJ EXPLOSION?!
(ETA: I just feel the rest of the NHL does NOT understand how close we are to snapping, like going full feral cartwheeling cats wanting to scratch everybody's face off and like then eat their hearts?! Like, HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THIS POTENTIAL?!).
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