#pocket scenarios

[zephyrchama]

mr. krab's first dime Mammon's first grimm

Mammon freaks out one day and goes rampaging around the house, screaming about his grimm being stolen. He tears apart his room, the common spaces, and is making his way towards Leviathan's room next. That nerd is always nagging Mammon to pay him back, clearly he must have stolen it.

You try to calm Mammon down. Maybe he misplaced it? Maybe he spent it and forgot? Mammon says he would never spend it - that's his first grimm. The first hard-earned cash he ever made. It's special.

He's about to punt Levi's door into oblivion when you grab him and he stumbles and this somehow falls out of his pocket.

"My first grimm! Oh Grimmy, I'll never lose you again!" "That's a grimm?" "The Great Mammon's been in business for a long time."

#and then just like mr krabs he starts making out with it and blames someone else for putting it in his pocket #obey me #obey me swd #obey me scenarios #obey me crack #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanon #obey me mammon #omswd #omswd mammon #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost

[suiana]

Can we have more of the yandere who looks innocent on the outside but says ultra weird shit and thinks it's normal😭

(out-of-pocket! yandere x gn! reader)

"so i told him that-"

"cock and ball torture."

"what?"

you stare at him, mouth wide open, eyes wide as you whimper in pain. you wince, turning your body away from him as you hide your face in your hands. no...

you can't handle this anymore.

you swear you feel your sanity draining with every moment that you spend with him.

this has to stop.

turning back to face him, you put on a determined front, finally deciding to stand up for yourself. yes, you will finally get him to stop with his... horrid words that you never asked for.

"hey, can you not-"

"my parents died yesterday."

your jaw drops again as the both of you stare at each other in silence. damn, what the hell?

"oh i'm so sorry..."

"it was my virtual parents. their AIs self destructed."

...

you have decided that the best next option will be to strangle him.

#suiana's sinners #tw yandere #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere drabbles #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere concept #out of pocket yandere #out of pocket yandere x reader #gn reader #suiana rambling #suiana brainrotting

[treasureplcnet]

also quite obsessed with karl being as detached from the story as he is. there's nothing that makes him have to be the detective that has to be involved, but he unknowingly dooms himself by agreeing to work with the KYAL cult. every other detective basically deals with elias head on except weissman, who only meets him right before he kills him. like he's right when he says "by my choices" because everything that leads him to being mixed up with the mannix cult is himself. it's the gambling debts and the choice to do the dirty work for an organisation he knows nothing about. he's the only one that doesn't encounter that body doing police work and it's specifically because he's told to cover it up. he gets himself into the mess and eventually fixes it but the fact that esther always dies in the doomed timelines and he's always too late even if he starts wanting to change things ("till this child. esther.") it just makes me very ill

#sorry jane who heard this on her dms but now im posting it to tumblr cause im having a category 5 woman moment. AND ALTERNATIVELY: #i am also EXTREMELY obsessed with how its a time loop and the idea (so sorry tumblr user whose post i have lost and was inspired by) #weissman was just so fucking hard to deal with that they made sure that he was in their pockets. i just like the idea of the loop-- #--having like. fixed points that elias would need to ensure the dystopia (body is covered up/the investigation closes/etc) but #how they get there is a slightly slower process and the earliest loops were the messiest/most unpredictable #and what we see in the show itself is like. the most streamlined version over hundreds of loops and attempts #so karl specifically. lonely that he is and determined to survive. AND with a cruel streak against people he doesn't like #kept nearly blowing their operation so they began to incorporate him in it instead #there's also another tragedy in there if /esther/ is what they realise works best against him.. #just love and kindness for a girl that weissman comes to see as family and they immediately exploit it after learning during an early loop #im ignoring specific plot points here (polly seemingly panicking when esther shows up at the station) but I DO NOT CARE. #THERE'S ANGST HAPPENING RN. IM CREATING SCENARIOS TO HURT ME #now if i could write coherently this would be written as a fic but im stuck writing too long textposts #karl weissman #bodies 2023 #bodies netflix #sorry to the other detectives. weissman in particular is my babygirl who i devote most of my brainpower to #personal

[wolfofcelestia]

MC hiding little notes in Zayne's pockets and work bag that say things like

You're cute :3

I like your smile („• ᴗ •„)

Your hugs are so warm (//ω//)

And MC finding an elaborately decorated envelope on her desk, her name in beautiful calligraphy on the front, and inside is a whole essay about how much she means to him

#love and deepspace #zayne love and deepspace #headcanons #z: sticks his hand in his doctor's coat pocket and finds “I like your butt” on a little piece of paper in front of a patient #Scenarios #❄️ dawnfrost reverie

[bu-blegh-ost]

What if since the seal trapping the entity in the hole is locked by a key of divinity, someone with immense divine energy needs to touch it to release it? What if when Drey touched it and the Black Sea started pouring out into the world it was because Drey is a Ferin and his family is blessed by Aster's divine touch? What if since everyone keeps telling Gillion that he is radiating with divine energy him touching the egg will mean the spread of the Black Sea and essentially the end of the world as we know it? What if in order to save the world Chip needs to kill Arlin who is guarding the egg? What if Niklaus is in the hole and he is going to cash in all three of his favours at once? What if his favour for Gillion is to touch the egg? What if Chip is forced to stand unable to move and do nothing as his best friend makes the earth-shattering choice to save Arlin at the cost of the world for him? What if somewhere in another sea Jay is fighting with the Navy alongside Lizzy and Edyn is also there? What if Jay's command and name is "kill Lizzie"? Or "Kill Edyn?" What if she has to kill one of them and is unable to resist? What if just as Chip sees his father figure suffer or maybe even Die, his best friend, who was supposed to keep her safe is taking his sister away from him at the same time? What if as Gillion is forced to cover the world in darkness, his best friend is killing the only person that kept him connected to this world for so many years? What if-

#jrwi #gillion jrwi #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #chip jrwi #jay jrwi #jay ferin #it's one of these days #one of them spiral and marinate in what if scenarios created by the sleep deprived dark pockets of your brain days #it happens it is fine #literally none of this is going to happen probably #but of it does then hah i told you so

[laylajeffany]

send me >5k Wednesday writing prompts (wenclair, Chaos universe, gen. Addams Family, Enid, or Larissa Weems prompts all welcome) so that I have something to look forward to after I force myself to do my fucking taxes this week

#reply to this post or send me an ask but gotta be brave I don't do that anon shit #I'm shaking in anticipation I just can't fathom how much more money the government is going to want from me than I've already given them #pls don't be mad if I don't pick yours I'll only do a few of them I don't know how deep into my pockets and feelings I'll have to reach #& I only write things that I can do in-character #not just projecting scenarios onto face characters

[stuffeddeer]

yk sometimes pm!dazai or ada!dazai takes off his trench coat and he only has his button up and waistcoat on? (its giving slay ngl) so maybe if he had a partner he’d occasionally lend his darling his coat because it’s cute and vv silly…

his coat pocket would have the weirdest things too: a crumpled page of the suicide book, a piece of bandaged that has yellowed due to oxidization, dog food etc

in my head im like how Dare he tarnish his beloved suicide book but that mf probably has 12 more copies at home lmao

I feel like instead of dog food he'd keep cat food for the street kitties that wander up to him :( he'd give them little pets and laugh so softly and sincerely as their heads bury into his coat pockets!!! He's all "You must've smelled the treats, hm? It's a good thing I keep them on hand for smart kitties like you," as he gently pushes them away so he can dig his hand in there to feed them rrgggg

PM!Dazai was shocked to see you shivering beside him. He was usually the one to get cold before you, and yet he found himself practically overheating in his black coat as he pulled it off his shoulders - at least that’s what he told you. Practically turning blue, you weren’t in any position to decline as he plopped it on your shoulders.

You immediately stuffed your hands in the pockets, trying to warm up your frozen fingers so they could move again. After a moment, your eyebrows furrowed in confusion as you turned slowly to look at the brunet.

“Dazai…”

“Yes, love?” He sends you a large grin, a teasing lilt in his tone.

You deadpanned, clearly unamused. “Your cold ass hand is not helping.”

His fingers intertwined with yours, his grin only growing as he pressed a kiss to your cheek. “I’ll take my coat back if you’re gonna be ungrateful,” he stuck his tongue out.

You smirked before pulling Dazai in close, wrapping the coat around him as well by wrapping your arms around him. “I’d never be ungrateful to my lovely Dazai! C’mon, I’ll keep you warm, too.”

“But I’m not cold— “

“I felt your freezing hand, Dazai; You aren’t fooling me.”

ADA!Dazai doesn’t need a reason to give you his coat. You look cute, and he wants to help you look cuter. Reason enough, right?

The two of you were lounging around working at the agency, with you focused on the report Kunikida had politely asked you to take care of. Dazai had been on the opposite side of the room at his own desk, coat draped behind him on his chair as he stared at you. His face was resting in the palms of his hand, leaning forward on his desk to get a better look at you.

Wow…

The way the setting sun came in from the window to light up your face had Dazai perfectly silent, mesmerized by you and your beauty. A loud sneeze came from you, whole face scrunching up as your elbow covered your nose briefly. Your sincere apology before immediately going back to your work had Dazai holding back coos, just wanting to hold you close and dote on you in the moment. He stood up, heading over to your side of the room and standing behind you. His coat was draped over his arm, the fabric rubbing against you he leaned down to press a kiss to the crown of your head.

“You must be getting a cold, hm?” He draped his beige trench coat over your shoulders, pulling your arms away from the report and stuffing them through the sleeves.

The action had you laughing, caught off guard as he pretty much dressed you in his coat. “You alright, Dazai?”

“Mhm, just wanted to keep you warm as your thoughtful boyfriend.” He leaned his body onto you, arms draped around your shoulders and chin digging into your head.

“Wow, you’re so sweet,” you replied sarcastically. Of course you knew he just wanted to see you wearing his oversized coat. “What would I do without you?”

Your hands slipped into the big pockets, letting out a soft chuckle as you pulled out crumpled up papers. “Do you keep these on hand?” You ask teasingly, reading the many ways to die as you flattened out the pages. In the margins were notes he must’ve scribbled down, many of which are just your name with little hearts scratched around them.

Dazai quickly snatched the pages from you, shoving them in the pockets of his white pants instead. “That’s nothing you need to worry about, love.”

#“the weirdest things in his pockets” His Own Hand. #hope you enjoy anon :) i like writing for pm dazai and makin him silly #also youre so right dz without his coat on... im literally single !! #🦌anon #🦌request #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x you #bsd fluff #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfic #dazai osamu x reader #dazai osamu #dazai fluff #dazai x reader #dazai x you

[that-one-anime-writer]

Someone: “Man I wish I could just shrink you and keep you inside my pocket haha!”

Me: I’m- you- HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED TO-

#g/t au #g/t thoughts #gt community #g/t related #g/t #tinies #borrowers #shrinking #gianttiny #giant tiny #giant boyfriend #gentle giant #g/t prompts #g/t talk #g/t scenario #g/t shitpost #I want to be in ur pocket too ya know

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

pocket-sized Foul Legacy except you’re fragile and sickly

you met the tiny Abyssal moth when you first moved into your house- at first you thought you had a mouse problem, but you immediately know that’s not the case when you see a small bundle of armor and glimmering fabric huddled in the corner. Childe takes to you very quickly, happily soaking up your kindness and keeping you company, which turns into a wonderful bond; there’s no one he’d rather spend time with than you, even if that time is perching on your shoulder and reading the documents you write for work.

but over time he begins to notice how frail you are, how often you fall ill and are confined to your bed, the countless days you have to send a letter to your place of work apologizing for not being able to attend. yet even on the days you’re burning with fever, too sick to walk, you still smile gently to a frantic Foul Legacy, petting his head with a finger to reassure him that you’ll be alright.

sometimes a man with long brown hair drops by to take care of you- Childe’s heard you call him “Zhongli”- and Foul Legacy watches from the shadows as Zhongli makes you tea and brings you medicine. the moment he leaves, Childe attempts to mimic his actions, fluttering around the house to fetch small snacks and any pills you might need- he peeps worriedly when the food goes uneaten, nudging your hand towards it. you must eat something, you’ll wither away if you don’t!

sometimes you’re awake enough to hold him in your hands, grip weak as he leans against your warm skin, too warm for a human mortal. he hates how useless he is, how he can’t do anything as you suffer time and time again, reminding him of just how quick and fleeting human lives are. you simply smile, tired but still with so much love to give, and scritch under his chin with a finger, lulling him to sleep so he doesn’t hear the sharp, jolting coughs you let out a few moments later.

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin x reader #childe x reader #hi guys how are you *falls over and turns to dust* #i just think something is really sweet about pocket-sized moth trying his best to help you when you're sick #did i make this a bit more angsty than i had to? #.....shhhhhhh maybe #i think it'd be cool if it was eleazar #short scenario #wifi plays flight rising #good evening :)

[turtletoria]

older sister!!!

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #in my mind. shes moved to fair city after her kid got into college or grad school or whatever. #also to watch over steven because shes nervous for him after years of no contact with him. and seeing him on the news being insane #also shes an attorney because i thought it would be super funny if sally and charlie became really good friends #sallys so excited to train her or show her the ropes or smth and charlie is charmed by this very peppy lady #i have a very specific scenario in my mind that i want to save in my back pocket but its so funny i think abt it every damn day #but if she wasnt an attorney i was thinking about her being an english teacher. or even a stay at home mom #but lawyer is funniest #for now #also funny factoid is that her name was sarah in my mind but i decided to change it because i know way too many sarahs in real life #sarah is a pretty name but i think its awkward to have a fictional char share a name w/ ppl u know irl ahahaha #her second name was susan but i didnt rlly like it #charlie came to me in a dream #just kidding its the name of a char in fnaf and i liked it

[kirnet]

How tf do you prepare for an interview

#do you just like. go over possible questions. make up scenarios to have in your back pocket. what #every interview I’ve ever been in I’ve winged to wild success but this one is actually very important to me and I would like to do as good #as I possibly can ;-; #ramblings #also it’s an interview with my coworkers it’s an internal position. I’m gonna know these people it’s so awkward

[samijey]

Jey's off-mic comments towards Sami during this segment were WILD

#wwe #jey uso #sami zayn #samijey #kevin owens #wweedit #jeysami #jimmy uso #stuff i made #not jey briefly indulging in a fictional scenario where he was the one trying to save sami 💀💀 #it's like he was suddenly a whole different character #suddenly this was a parallel universe where he was the one trying to warn sami about some danger he's in #the deflection.... the denial...... #the SHEER mess in this man's mind is causing him to act completely out of pocket please 😭😭😭 #jey uso to therapy challenge

[chevaliermalfets]

7x07 Endgame // 7x15 Jack-Knife

#ncis #jethro gibbs #tobias fornell #timothy mcgee #REALLY interesting that they had this with mcgee and his random love interest #and then a few episodes later had the exact same scenario with gibbs and tobias #all im saying is that the ncis old man polycule is real #look at tobias' face at the end of the last gif #that's not how you look at your platonic dude buddy when you ask to stick your hand in his jeans pocket #ray.gif #parallels

[ragnar0c]

List of My EOIII OCs Reacting to Being Mugged (from least to most violent)

9.) Smiley

Would bawl her eyes out as she threw her wallet and ran away. If she’s being brave she might give a “Come on………. You don’t want rob a cutie like me.” But she’s a scaredy cat.

8.) Aurora

”Look over there!” Andddddd she’s gone.

7.) Ignis

IF SOMEONE WERE SO DESPERATE FOR MONEY THEY TRIED TO ROB A 6’3’’ ARMORED MAN…. He actually wouldn’t mind and he’d ask why. Then after the mugger either told him their story he’d give him what he had on him. If the mugger thought he was weird for asking, he’d keep prying (genuinely, something is wrong with him. But he’s curious) If the mugger tried attacking him, he’d only move defensively. In the end he would give them some money if they needed it.

6.) Alope

If someone tried to rob Alope she’d squint before she recognized them (BC SHE KNOWS EVERYONE) and go “Oh… I know you! You’re [insert person]’s kid!” They’d have two options from there. A.) fall into Alope’s small talk trap or B.) continue trying to mug her which would prompt her to threaten to tell their loved ones about it/ start teasing them.

But They’d know better. Also everyone knows Alope’s dirt poor. They’d pick better targets.

5.) Magnolia

You know how Alope would threaten to tell the muggers mom? Magnolia would start scolding them as if it were her job to discipline them.

“I understand being in need… But taking from others is reprehensible! You may gain some ental, but your moral backbone…! You would not want to jeopardize that, would you? How about I make you a meal and we can talk about some options for you?”

Only lower than Alope bc Alope wouldn’t scold them, only threaten to have them scolded before running off.

Slightly dangerous territory below

4.) Caspian

Instinctively body slams anyone who attempts to touch her. If the mugger were smart, it’d do them well to recognize her face after she throws them…. She’d pay them much more than she had on her person then if they were really hurt after and apologized.

3.) Tank

He’d warn them that they didn’t want to do this— play mind games, and say “Don’t remember which pocket I put my wallet in” so they have to pat him down. The mugger will be safe if they do not proceed or give up. Tank does all of this to stall them. To stall them until ENID arrives….

Dangerous‼️ Do NOT mug

2.) Enid

Try to mug Enid and Enid will punch the lights out of you even tho they aren’t supposed to carry valuables.

Tank is an insidious monster for stalling muggers long enough for Enid to deal with them. Especially since Enid tends to get more violent if they see someone else getting mugged.

“That’s one more problem off the streets.” No, Enid. You shoved their face into the pavement. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

1.) Hana

Hana would fucking kill anyone who tried to mug her.

“Easy pickings” SHE CAN AND WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU. SHE WON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. I HAVE SEVERAL DRAFTS WHERE HANA WILL DO SOMETHING WEIRDLY CRUEL AND NOT CARE.

I’m supposed to write a scene where a thug threatens Alope and I’m forever thinking about how Hana starts charging up a fire spell— and Alope starts to push Hana along bc SHE DOESN’T WANT BLOOD ON HANA’S HANDS.

#ragna thumbnails #brainrot #OoS #EOCs #If they were robbed #Will probably add more later lol #It’s a funny scenario #There’s a scene in an old draft I might keep #Where Hana digs in her pocket to find a stone to throw at birds in the sea????? #ANOTHER WHERE HANA USES ELECTRICITY AT INVER AND A TON OF FISH FLOAT UP…………….. (BAD) #Sorry guys she is spoilt 💀

[forestlovesyou]

I love how Featherine can just treat Bernkastel like her pet,, it's a bit comical but shows how powerful a writer,, or technically a God is hmm

#umineko made my writer demigod theory grow stronger #ok theory may be a strong word #it's more like a what if scenario still #like cmon how cool it would be to have your own actual pocket dimension #where your blorbos are actually real and you are their creator #pretty neat i think #umineko #umineko spoilers #umineko ep 8 #thus spoke auramoeba

[pocketramblr]

fae court but it's a legal court, changelings are fae they leave in place of human jurors during the trial because it's the best way to prevent the trial from just becoming a bunch of fairies trying to one up the best bargain for their vote with the accused

#now this could be funny or concerning based on how much time a trial actually takes #but i think it would be funny if fairies had a constitutional right to NOT be tried by their peers (aka other fairies) so that they didn't #have to incur debt to get a fair ruling) #and also if. fairies had a constitution. #but also this means fae get jury duty letters too. or more accurately changeling duty let's #*letters #or maybe some fae are career changelings that just are good at acting human and so the court pays them to do it full time #maybe it's both like a big city can afford court appointed career changelings #but it smaller counties with less resources well. it's changeling duty time #'pocket why are you thinking so much about jury duty' because i was trying to think of funny places to say you met your spouse #(because i just learned something funny about a relative lol) #and 'oh yeah we met at jury duty' popped into my head #so now I've been thinking about it. like is this an established trope in romance circles? i could see it but dunno myself #and also thinking about how i have got to get that jury duty experience approved for my students so many of them don't know.... #and then the fae court fic I'm reading in the background bled in #probably fed by that one post that's like small claims fae court #and now. considering the systems of government that would be in place to allow these scenarios fbchvjm #... o need to go to be #bed