#princelabia

[princelabia]

im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer

#princelabia

[2dieavirgin]

ok. top 4 favourite usernames

princelabia and kingfag (rest in peace) are up there for sure. pawpatroleuthanasia was a bot i think but still so funny like are you kidding me. any user that has a variation of fag or dyke, automatically amazing to me

#ask

[discourseposter]

rules: go to pinterest, search “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name

thanks for the tag @compactdiscmp3 AT LAST SOMEONE TAGS ME ON SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE SPOTIFY 💕💕 also this is funnn

like half of this isn't me at all but. I want to make beautiful things even if nobody cares might be my motto. my tumblr bio.

tagging @transbuck @superhell @princelabia @arabriddler @alanabloommd @baconpncakes @raytoroinmybackpack @orfeoarte and like whoever wants to kiss me on the mouth. I am tagging you.

#tag game

[trannywerewolfenby]

I have developed a ridiculous gay crush on Bruce Springsteen and it’s all @princelabia ’s fault. But I mean look at him. And have you listened to Badlands???

#bruce springsteen #gay rants #im gonna draw him soon #I know a few folks who will be very excited

[autismcheese]

Why do you keep popping up

Hi btw I'm that anon that said I recognized you :3

Hi :33 to answer your question I’m everywhere. I am dust in the wind. I’m like Bigfoot but transgender

Also I don’t remember what post I commented that on but PRINCELABIA??? Tumblr usernames strike again

[superhell]

Hi I’m @princelabia ‘s friend thought I’d say hi

hello fellow faggot excellent taste in friends you got there

#cimorene.txt

[baconpncakes]

RULES: Put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag some other people

I was tagged by @plangentia; thank you Abby! I am delighted to see Kayleigh and Frank in your list lol

Mr. Richards - Acoustic by Frank Turner

Clean Slate by The Mountain Goats

all american bitch by Olivia Rodrigo

t's nesting season by Brian David Gilbert

Cry! by Caroline Rose

I'll go ahead and tag @princelabia, @honkytonkdyke, @watermelonmountaindew, and whoever else wants to do this!

#this entire week #i've just been flipping between nesting season #and level clear by tom cardy #that should say something about my mental state i think #anyway yaaay tag game #let's talk about that

[dogmotif]

You and @princelabia dream blunt rotation

i think it needs to be more than just 2 picks

#surely #asks #anonymous

[technoachillleez]

thank u to @3y3-see-you for tagging me i love to talk about myself hehe

Last Song I Listened To: End of Beginning by Djo (saw it in a carmy edit on twitter)

Currently Reading: kind of a doozy bc i am always reading twelve books at a time so: finally finishing up my TMI reread so almost done with City of Heavenly Fire, also trying to finish a asoiaf reread so on A Dance With Dragons also reading Paradise Lost (yes started bc of tmi and continued bc its also referenced in The Secret History which was the last book i finished). I also started this book North Korea Another Country by Bruce Cumings but idk if i'll finish it

Currently Watching: i just finished season 3 of Attack on Titan! takin a little breather before s4 because boy are those last eps a doozy. also in the middle of watching Dragon Ball but haven't watched in a bit since it's only sub

Latest Obsessions: okay i'm gonna do post-succession obsessions most to least recent: The Mortal Instruments (considering reading lady midnight next for the first time bc i rlly do just Like these characters even if her writing leaves some to be desired), AOT (fucking.... fucking captain levi..... someone someone out there please talk to me about captain levi and commander ervin i need it i need it no one in my life watches this shit except my brother pls), DBZ (they added Kai to hulu which was great for me and my brother who'd been wanting to watch it until we realized that its actually kind of boring and then we started watching DB which we hadn't seen before and surprisingly is good if only bc their goals r simpler and more grounded), GOT (never gonna be free from this one, it has its peaks and troughs but always there)

tagging: @blood-thats-deep-and-blue @bingusmybelove @2805200326 @princelabia and anyone else who wants to do it consider urself tagged !! <3

#achillleez posting #tag game

[princelabia]

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

#the person who called me harry styles for this i hope you have an accident #for the people clicking on the original post to find out what this is about #it's about house md #not sorry #princelabia

[princelabia]

mobile tumblr is a hostile realm. cold. uncaring. blanketed with ads and malfunction. all risk and no rewards to reap. desktop tumblr is a beautiful sanctuary. wide. open. honest. kept in check by 8497484732 thousand browser extensions

#princelabia

[princelabia]

promotional poster of bisexuality

#house md #princelabia

[princelabia]

out-of-the-closet gregory house would be such an unbridled nightmare. try telling him what to do? that's homophobic. that's a hate crime. he would employ the most twisted queer infighting rhetoric to be the most insufferable person possible. "actually homo sapiens is offensive, we prefer 'differently sexual'". if he got fired for malpractice he would sue for discrimination. he would make new employees guess his sexuality and if they didn't figure it out in a week he would fire them. and everyone would be too distracted by house's theatrics no one would notice wilson. they'd go to him and be like "I'm not homophobic but house is being kind of bizarre and aggressive about it" and wilson would be like "oh really" and they would say "how do you deal with it, being the straight guy best friend of someone who behaves like this" and wilson would be unable to break it to them that after a long day of wilson doing his job and house harassing every person in the hospital they go home and have horrible old man sex in their shared apartment and then lie awake laughing at how completely fucking clueless the new interns are

#what am i saying this is already how it is #house md #princelabia

[princelabia]

the idea of hannibal as loustat's marriage counselor is soooo funny bc on the surface he would have to agree with lestat's attempts to corrupt louis's nature and have him embrace murder and killing and consumption but on the other hand I strongly believe that hannibal would find lestat's general personality and shallow theatrics in incredibly poor taste and would feel obligated to kill and eat him despite agreeing with him completely

#iwtv #hannibal #I'm also convinced that he would find louis completely fascinating and would make it a personal mission to coax him into murder #while deliberately pushing a wedge between him and lestat #every fucked up murder man looks at louis and says I Can Make Him Worse... fuck that last guy tho #princelabia

[princelabia]

the truly hilarious thing about house and wilson is that they are both so closeted nothing could possibly happen. that being said house is so dtf at any given moment like every joke he makes has a little pause to judge the atmosphere. the man is constantly testing the homosexual waters and if they ever started to flow in his direction 40+ years of paranoid miserable sexual repression is going out the window because the trigger finger on his faggot gun has been twitching waiting to consummate his twisted pseudo marriage with wilson for almost twenty years

#house md #relapsed on thinking about the old men #princelabia

[princelabia]

the explanation for what chase was doing between seasons seven and eight is so funny. hey man whatve u been up to. oh nothing just surfing. you know. waiting for my dad slash boss slash mentor of 10 years to get out of prison for driving his car through his girlfriend’s dining room wall so that I can finally go back to practicing super special vicodin fueled lawsuit medicine :)

#house md #princelabia