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randompokemonfacts · 1 year
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Random Fact of the Day
Daily Pokémon that was randomly selected: Eevee!
Did you know that Gigantamax energy upped the fluffiness of the fur around Eevee’s neck? Because this Pokémon has gotten even friendlier and more innocent, Eevee will try to play with anyone around, only to end up crushing them with its immense body. Their fur will envelop a foe, capturing its body and captivating its mind!
Prior Post about Eevee
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edorazzi · 1 year
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Lil bit of comfort art! Invisible Sun by lightning_bird on AO3 (@elecktrum on Tumblr) is one of my top emotional support fanworks. I come back to the series every few years and fall in love all over again! 😭
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yanderemommabean · 1 year
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Imagine Dexter just touching you, kissing you, biting you, making you so needy that you want to cry, all while whispering what he wants to do to you in your ear and not fucking your until your near tears, squirming under him, and begging him to fuck you and stuff you full of his cum
"Oh sweetheart, your begging won't get you stuffed any faster. Im in charge remember?" Dexter says amused, gently nipping the skin of your shoulder as you whine in the back of your throat. He drags his palms over the curves of your hips, squeezing the meat as he murmurs against your lips "A true work of art such as yourself deserves all the praise in the world. Who am I to ignore such a masterpiece before my own eyes?"
His hands come to cup just under your chest, teasing the skin with the pads of his thumbs, rubbing soft circles while adjusting his weight on your thighs, keeping you still as you writhe and try to beg for him to stop the teasing, to give you what you crave.
Dexter's a patient man however, he won't give into such demands, especially in the form of such a tantrum. He'll just have to wear you down a bit more, show you that He's in charge and there's not a damn thing you can do to change it.
-Mommabean
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direwolfrules · 28 days
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Oh my fairy godmother I am so happy you are post about Ever After High!!! Do you have any fanfic or au ideas involving them? Like, what if one character had another destiny or what if they were in the Star Wars universe?! It’s just interesting to think about!
Hey! Glad to see we share another fandom interest!
So, I have this barebones post for what I would have done as a crossover between g1 Monster High and Ever After High.
As for general fanfic ideas I have a few. I shall now list them in varying levels of detail:
1. A Very Charming Groundhog Day Year:
Basically, the Charming siblings time loop back from a bit after Dragon Games but before Epic Winter to the day before the school year started (the day of the Family Ball in the books). While it would be kinda angsty, the best time loop fics are usually crack fics, and this would be no exception (if I ever wrote any of these things).
So Daring, Dexter, and Darling are all initially in states of panic and anxiety. Daring, he was in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and now has to deal with everyone and their fairy godmother thinking he's Apple's Prince Charming.
"Daring Charming, more like Distressed Charming, am I right?"-- Dexter, who should get to exhibit asshole little brother energy more often, as a treat.
Speaking of Dexter, he's panicking cause of all the awful stuff that's going to happen during the school year and also because now he has to go through the nerve-racking ordeal of asking out the girl he likes all over again.
Darling's in hell because everyone and their fairy godmother expect her to be this perfect little damsel, again, which is just- ugh. There are days she wishes she could carry her sword around with her, and they're most days. Also, she never got to talk to Apple about their True Love's CPR, which is just tragic.
The loops go on for a while, some constants in them include: Darling freeing herself and helping little Good-Enough Charming get one of their grandfather's trophies for the scavenger hunt, Dexter and Darling teaming up to kill the changeling and free cousin Charity (sometimes Daring helps but he's content to let his siblings have fun for once), Darling accidentally on purpose flirting with Apple and Apple experiencing several degrees of gay panic, Dexter fumbling asking out Raven for the first time (he's really such a dork, just a funky dude), and the Charming Siblings teaming up to make Milton Grimm's life a living hell.
In one loop they secretly film him playing with his toy unicorns and his action figure of himself and they hijack Blondie's mirrorcast to play it to the entire school.
After several loops a Monster High crossover happens, and so in every loop after that the Charming sibs, who have grown incredibly gremlin-like after experiencing the insanity of the school several dozen times, make sure to drop monster slang when it's just them and Cupid. Like:
Darling: "Wow, Cupid, that top looks clawsome."
Daring: "Totally, it's freaky fierce."
Cupid: "What?!"
Darling: "That top looks nice on you. Anyway, we gotta run."
Dexter: "Yeah, see you later ghoulfriend!"
I have some other half-baked ideas for this one but it'd probably be it's own post.
2. Murdoch Mysteries-ish AU:
This one makes no sense if you've never watched the hit Canadian Detective Show, Murdoch Mysteries. Or maybe it makes some sense, idk. Instead of a modern AU, we have a 1895 detective AU. It's barely an idea, I have no idea if I'd even keep this in the fantasy setting of (an 1895) Ever After or not.
Dexter is the Detective William Murdoch of this AU, the man with no game and beautiful blue eyes who women keep inexplicably falling in love with. He's observant and a little strange but he's also a brilliant detective. One of the major differences though is Dexter is the disowned son of old money parents.
Raven's the Dr. Julia Ogden, the outspoken, independent, and compassionate coroner helping solve cases and being amazing. Her rich, controlling mother doesn't much approve of her life choices but old Mrs. Queen can suck it. Raven and Detective Charming have a clearly mutual attraction but they're both hesitant to act on it cause what's a romance without a good slow-burn.
Hopper's the Constable George Crabtree of this AU. Listen, the everyday George matches Hopper's human side, and writer George matches Hopper's frog side. I will not elaborate, because I really cannot. Just feel the vibes, cause the words aren't coming.
I'm not 100% sure who'd be the Inspector Brackenreid. Part of me kinda wants to make it Professor Badwolf, and then I could make Milton Grimm the asshole commissioner. Coach Gingerbreadman is the Inspector of Station 5, the rivals of Station 4.
Daring is heir to the Charming family fortune. Golden boy, everyone loves him, wants more than anything to be able to talk to his little brother in public, but their parents would disown him as well if he stepped out of line.
Apple is one of Raven's housemates at Sisters boarding house, run by Bella and Brutta Sister. She was once courted by Daring, it was at the point where people were expecting an engagement announcement any day. That's when they suddenly broke it off, with no explanation (the explanation is Daring's in love with another girl and Apple's in love with his sister). Snow White and her husband barely agreed to let her move into the boarding house, I honestly have no clue how Apple managed to pull that off but good for her.
Idk, Darling's a vigilante. She's got the same deductive genius as Dexter, she just doesn't have the same ability to join the police force. Inspector Badwolf is tired of his cops being outdone by the mysterious White Knight (yeah, yeah, I made Darling into Victorian-era Batman). Couldn't the White Knight patrol Station 5's territory? (The answer is no, because Darling really wants to catch a glimpse of her twin and also because Sisters Boarding house is in Station 4's territory and sometimes she likes to secretly crash with her girlfriend).
3. The Destiny Cycle AU (AKA: Ever After High but the Rebel Movement is an actual Rebellion AU):
What it says on the tin. Raven discovers the book is fake before Legacy Day. Her and Dexter, who in this AU is believed to be Ashlynn's future Prince Charming because someone made a good post about the potential dynamics that could cause and I love it, set out to uncover what other secrets those in charge are hiding.
Basically, in this AU Ever After is a dystopia where the Royal Families tied the survival of their dynasties' rule to their stories. Like, magically tied them. The Fates themselves have been bound by the magic of the Destiny Cycle. Ever After's Destiny-bound citizens are forced to repeat the same stories as their ancestors, all because Happily Ever After doesn't include a revolt or the institution of democracy. All stories are repeated as a precaution against anyone figuring out what the ancestors of the Royal Families did.
Taking some inspiration from the SDCC Raven Queen doll's letter from her mother, the Evil Queen discovered the truth about the Destiny Cycle, said "not my kid you bastards", and proceeded to try to break the Cycle's bonds. Her taking over other stories and cursing Wonderland was an attempt to stretch the probability bonds of the Destiny Cycle's magic to the breaking point.
Stuff's gonna go down and basically these kids know time is running out until there's a war, cause the only way to avoid being offered up as a lamb to the slaughter is to overthrow the whole system.
God, I really gotta make this into it's own post as well now. But here's a basic rundown of some stuff I'd include:
Dexter and Raven being young and in love and just all the secret romance feels
Snow White knows about the Destiny Cycle, but Apple absolutely does not know.
Apple being born blonde is a sign that the Evil Queen's schemes loosened the grip of the Destiny Cycle, at least for a moment.
Ashlynn, Hunter, Dexter, and Raven as secret rebel leaders.
The backgrounders will have actual roles dammit! (Looking at you Lawrence Bonecrusher III, aka Orc Boy).
An exploration of artificial Destiny Cycle "True Love" vs. real True Love, featuring Apple, Daring, and Darling.
C.A. Cupid, sent by her godly family to infiltrate Ever After and cure it of the Destiny Cycle, because it's interfering in the domains of the gods.
A unique Monster High crossover idea that I will elaborate on in another post.
These children absolutely end up having to kill someone and it scars them forever.
As for different destinies AUs or Star Wars AUs, I haven't really given them much thought.
I think, in a Star Wars setting (possibly Old Republic?), Raven would be a Jedi padawan descended from a long line of Sith. Instead of Mirror Prison, her mom is dead and her Force Ghost is bound to a giant, mirrorlike piece of kyber crystal. Uh, not 100% sure who her master would be.
Darling would also be a Jedi padawan, and Maid Marian would be her Master. Maid Marian gets into custody battles over this kid with this old Jedi Watchman known only as The White Knight. She'd still have her time-slowing hair flip, in this AU it's just a unique way of activating the Force Slow ability.
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daydream-corpse · 8 months
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eremorte · 2 months
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Badwolf’s graduation day
So recently I’ve been thinking about the last episode of ever after high. Specifically the scene where Professor Badwolf warns his daughters about being too obvious about their heritage/relationship, and then follows up with
“Until graduation our family must remain secret.”
This makes no sense to me. What is he still worried about?
At this point in the series the Story Book of Legends is revealed to be a macguffin that is more symbolic than anything as if his family exsisting for roughly two decades wasn’t enough proof (I’m including his relationship with Red in this).
What, pray tell, changes for Ramona and Cerise between that argument and graduation? I’m sure the radical youth of ever after royalty will probably write a few new laws in place to be more just (or the commoners demand it) but ultimately it’s the same rule book pre/post graduation day.
Cerise has been at school the whole time and has befriended a lot of people (list below) despite her supposedly withdrawn persona. (Which I imagine is more a product of familial conditioning than what she would be like if she was allowed to breath) including literal royalty which should have an impact on how safe her family is if they were to every travel outside of the dark forest.
In no particular order Cerise has befriended🫂/cordial with 😊/knows her family secret 🐺 with the following:
Raven queen 👑🫂🐺
Cedar wood🫂
Madeline hatter 🫂🐺 (and her dad)
Lizzie hearts 👑😊 (spring unsprung)
Hunter huntsman 😊
The charming trio 👑😊🫂 (Darling and Daring both have a respect for Cerise and their own reasons to sympathize with her cause. Dexter would be fine regardless of how cannon the cerise and the beast book is)
Briar beauty 👑😊 (diaries)
Rosabella beauty 👑🫂 (doll box)
Ginger breadhouse 🫂 (doll box)
Jillian beanstalk 🫂 (Doll box)
Tiny 😊 (also the fee fi go fum deal has me believing that he knows Cerise’s secret but doesn’t say anything)
Kitty Cheshire 😊🐺 (I remember photos from epic winter which make them out to be friends, but like ehhh)
dishonorable mention: Blondie lockes 😊 (diaries and epic winter).
Idk how widely spread out everyone is due to the show not elaborating on what the kingdom borders are (if mentioned in the books I have since forgotten) but that shouldn’t matter much. And while Badwolf and Cerise might not get the chance to catch up all that much I’m pretty sure he’d be aware of at least Raven, Cedar Rosabella, and Ginger. Raven has a lot of power behind her and would be willing to go to bat for Cerise if for whatever reason some other royal Royalty has control over hood hollow and wanted to be petty and cruel about the hood/Badwolf union.
Why would they really need to care that much about all the other kingdoms knowing? Are they known to be this unhinged? This line also implies to me that the events of Unfairest of them (book) all haven’t happened in the show which is fine I don’t remember that many events from the series I am aware of discrepancies between cannon and IMO show wins out. But if they had they begrudgingly accept Cerise and Ramona.
The last obstacle I can think of is Milton. But that man fell into obsolescence that Spirng Unsprung if not Thronecoming he doesn’t appear to make anymore threats about destiny though I understand if his presence still holds weight.
I also refuse to believe that the events of way too wonderland SBOL being split up weren’t broadcast absolutely everywhere.
The only reason I can think of is selfish preparation on part of both red and badwolf. Like they can’t adjust their plans or badwolf is planning to quit his job and they all plan to move somewhere else. (In the event show cannon wouldn’t have lined up with book cannon regarding hood hollow acceptance) Or maybe it’s connected to why Ramona got sent to the reform school?
if there are any details I missed or someone has an answer I’d be glad to hear it.
Edit: 3/19
Reread Unfairest of Them All specifically the section(s) on Hood Hollow and I was partially right. The family is kinda just waiting for Badwolf to feel confident enough to show off his family.
"I could loose my job for going off script, but even worse your mother and I could be banished along with you."-Badwolf (Chapter 8)
EXCUSE ME? His fears are valid even after the basket run trial but the guilt trip? Wouldn't it be better if all three of you went instead of just Cerise? And Cerise is completely fine with it. Red says nothing does she agree with him? She was crying her eyes out at the idea of her daughter dying by mob a few sentences ago.
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frogboy0 · 23 days
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PART 2!!!!!
(Part 1)
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dragoneyes618 · 1 year
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What if the Badwolf-Hood secret is not such a secret? What if pretty much all the students know?
Canonically, Raven, Maddie, and Kitty all know the truth. And I’m pretty sure some others have figured it out by now.
It’s one thing for a quiet student to always, always wear her cloak and hood (”I get cold easily! And I’m....practicing for my destiny. Yes. That’s it.” “You’re a Rebel.” “Still.”) and run suspiciously fast and wolf down meat (pun intended). It’s another for a Wolf student to spend all her time in human form, unlike her father, and show less Wolf attributes than he does. For both of them together...
And the two of them look alike, too.
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So alike that you’d think someone would have figured this out before now.
What if they have?
In Justine Dancer’s diary, Cerise outright called Ramona her sister in front of Justine.
Cerise sleeps in the same room as Cedar, who literally cannot tell a lie. (That must be so much stress for poor Cerise.) She sleeps with her hood on, but over the course of the entire year, the hood never slipped off in the middle of the night? Cerise never accidentally mentioned something suspicious? Cedar never overheard a phone conversation or found a note addressed to Cerise?
Maybe the reason Cedar didn’t tell everyone is simply because no one asked her. She’s under no compulsion to blurt out the truth if she’s not asked for it.
Or maybe someone did mention something and Cedar had no choice but to say the truth....but nobody said anything further because they know what this could do to Cerise and Ramona and their parents.
The entire school saw Cerise run faster than any human should. Raven explained this away as a speed spell, but did everyone buy her explanation?
Maybe Maddie and Kitty told Lizzie, and later Alistair and Bunny. The Wonderlandians are very close-knit.
Maybe Raven told Dexter. Speaking of Dexter...
In Cerise and the Beast, he found out the truth, but on the way back to Ever After High he bumped his head and forgot the events of the entire book. But memory loss caused by head injury doesn’t always last forever....
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starleska · 7 months
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after rediscovering my love of Paul Williams thanks to Phantom of the Paradise, i just had to post his cameo in Dexter's Laboratory as Professor Williams!! doesn't this song just make you smile? 🥰💖
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hawkofkrypton · 1 year
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AU based on this old commercial where Prof. Utonium becomes Johnny’s awesome step dad
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randompokemonfacts · 1 year
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Random Fact of the Day
Daily Pokémon that was randomly selected: Farigiraf!
Did you know that Farigiraf’s psychic power is 10 times stronger than that of Girafarig? This Pokémon’s two brains are connected through thick nerves, allowing it to increase its psychic energy and unleash psychic waves through its antennae. Although Farigiraf is always observing its surroundings and its brains can instantly detect danger, its body sometimes cannot react as quickly!
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duckapus · 9 months
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Brock actually manages to stay relatively normal during his time with Ash...only for Things To Happen during his time with Professor Ivy. All he ever says about it is that he had a complicated relationship with doors for the past six months.
Misty: But...we were only gone two months.
Brock: *eye presumably twitches* A very complicated relationship with doors.
And now he can kinda-sorta-there's-extra-door-related-steps-involved teleport. Misty is very jealous that she's now the only member of the OG Trio without weird eldritch powers.
Unrelated to that, living around Ash for ten years did have some effects on Palette Town's populace, with Professor Oak in particular doing some research into the occult and studying willingly donated samples of Ash's Void Stuff, and...well, long story short the AIs in the Pokedexes he hands out are actually bound demons who were interested in Pokemon research and vetted for how safe they'd be with kids. The reason Ash's Pokedex goes by Dexter is both because he likes puns and because the sound of his real name would flash-fry the intestines of every mortal in hearing range.
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drewlyyours · 1 year
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TREASURE IN THE ROYAL TOWER FANCAST
ND #4
Professor Hotchkiss - Alex Kingston
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Lisa Ostrum - Emma Stone
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Jacques Brunais - Pedro Pascal
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Dexter Egan - J. K. Simmons
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Sweet as the smell of fried chicken!
MHM
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yanderemommabean · 2 years
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Oh god, imagine Lee fucking his darling hard enough that they limp before putting a vibrator into them before they have Dexters class, knowing Dexter has a crush on his darling and since Lee couldn’t bear the thought of actually branding his darling and while it is tempting to stitch his name into them, (he knows how they feel about needles) this is the next best thing, to have his darling limp into class and struggle to keep composure while the vibrator is inside them.
Dexter keeping you after class, locking the classroom door and covering the camera as he tells you to show him.
"You heard me. Show me. You've been flinching, biting, and hiding moans all class period. You aren't as sly as you think you are"
You hide a whimper of embarrassment as you shimmy out of your pants, bending over the desk to show how stuffed your panties are, that a toy is working you open and fucking you as the both of you speak.
Dexter growls under his breath, sliding his hand up your ass and pulling it apart to watch as you shiver and feel even more exposed, even as your underwear is still on.
He slowly pulls your underwear down, teasing the toy in you as he presses his chest to your back, whispering in your ear. "Ah. So my nemesis sent me a gift then, hmm? How'd he know i'm so starved! I should thank him".
He slides the toy out, standing up to slide it into his mouth obscenely, tasting you and moaning at the delicious, debauched taste. "What to do with you though? Such a needy, neglected little thing. Have you cum at all? I would hate to send you out without any relief".
You shudder as he presses the bulge of his hard cock against your hole, feeling him slowly grind as he speaks. "I think...I should show that pompous doctor that I can mark you too. Send you to him, full of me, and limping even more. I might even drop you off myself".
-Mommabean
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direwolfrules · 21 days
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EAH Glee AU
I do not have time right now to work on my actual writing- midterms are done so now we're just jumping right into final papers- but have an AU outline post.
Professor Pied Piper, taking inspiration from some of his best high school memories, gets Headmaster Grimm to reinstate the school glee club.
Meanwhile, Madame Baba Yaga fears the new activity will steal away talent from her prize cheer-hexing team, the Ever After High Cheerios (I can’t think of a good fairytale-ification for this, I will accept suggestions). To rectify this situation, she sends in three of her girls undercover with the goal of sabotaging the glee club.
Basically, Pied Piper is Will Schuester, Baba Yaga is Sue Sylvester, and chaos ensues.
Glee Club Members:
Apple White: She joined because 1) she's good at singing 2) she genuinely enjoys singing 3) her mom was in the Glee Club and led them to winning Nationals. I'd say she's the Rachel Berry or the Quinn Fabray, but I'm not gonna do that thing where I entirely change a character's personality to make them fit into the role of another character...for the students anyway. Look, Apple's got enough drama in her life, she doesn't need me making her crazy enough to send someone to a crack house out of jealousy.
Raven: Uh, in the books Headmaster Grimm won't let her take Muse-ic because it's not an evil class. Luckily, because of a bizarre loophole in the school guidelines for competitive teams, Headmaster Grimm can't ban her from Glee Club. Everyone say thank you Giles.
Daring: He joined because he was told it would give him extra credit for the serenading skills portion of Advanced Wooing. Also, Apple asked him to join because they didn't have enough boys in the club and Daring's been trained to never ignore a request from a damsel.
Dexter: He’s there cause Raven’s there? And also cause he is a genuinely great singer and unlike Daring needs the Advanced Wooing extra credit? Also, I just kinda want him there.
Darling: Her mom made her join. Queen Charming really said “I’m gonna take a page from Snow White’s book and live vicariously through you, offspring of mine”.
Briar: She really likes the idea of a team competition where she won’t put her teammates in danger if she falls asleep. Also, she checked the competition rulebook, as long as they don’t all leave the stage when she has a narcoleptic episode they won’t be disqualified.
Humphrey: Every Glee AU needs a white-boy-who raps and Ever After High has one already built-in in the form of Humphrey Dumpty.
Maddie: She’s there cause Raven’s there. It’s utterly hattastic!
Kitty: She’s there because she remembered her mom talking about how some of her fondest memories of high school revolves around messing with the glee club, and Kitty wants dearly to be like her mother.
Lizzie: We’re completing the Wonderland ensemble. Lizzie joins because she needs an extra curricular and the Invisible Tree Situation has gotten so out of hand they had to disband the croquet team. Great voice, ngl.
Justine: Not the strongest singer in the room, but she’s capable of choreographing numbers like nobody’s business.
Meeshell: Listen, canon’s pretending her singing in that webisode was something amazing. So like, we’re pretending now too.
Duchess: I picture her as a Sugar Motta-type character. Cannot sing, massive diva, but they gotta put up with her cause her family’s donating to the club budget.
Melody: Listen, it’s her dad’s club. She can’t just not join. She’s banking those supportive daughter points for a rainy day.
Lawrence Bonecrusher III: Listen, I just it'd be funny if Professor Piper says the ever-insane "You're all minorities, you're in the glee club" line and there's the one orc student in the school just sitting there with his eyebrow raised. He's also the Matt of this AU. For some reason never speaks when in a scene.
Faybelle: Captain of the Cheerios, totally not here as part of a scheme by Madame Yaga to DESTROY THE GLEE CLUB!!!!
Nah, but seriously, this whole AU was born of me going "What EAH character would say the iconic 'I'm a closeted lesbian and a judgemental bitch' line?" and her face popped into my mind.
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mrenickma · 6 months
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Finished chapter 1 of my latest DexBloss story just now!
Dex is looking to take his relationship with Blossom to the next level👀
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