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itsskoll · 1 month
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people with bug phobias are honestly so fucking annoying. Can't leave a post alone without crying about how much a tiny spider scares you "We shouldn't put spiders in video games anymore bc scaryyyy :((" SKILL ISSUE
GET SOME EXPOSURE THERAPY N GET OVER YOURSELF
if you're scared of a gd CELLAR SPIDER then you deserve to be mocked
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queenofallimagines · 3 months
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Needy Embarrassing sex with Sae
A/N: Daydreaming about this mans dick what else is new🙄😒 imagining he’s in charge of helping the new manager get accustomed to the team and he can’t help but let his eyes wander
EDIT: MDNI but here’s an audio reference for y’all who not picking up what I’m putting down💕 twitter link 🥰
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Sae:
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- this one gave me butterflies Ngl
- Bc I can hear his voice
- Like I said he’s a lot more Tame than Rin so he does have an occasional soft spot
- ESPECIALLY for cute little things who can’t even remember the name of half the teammates they’re managing
- Since he’s the best of the best coach obviously tells him to whip you into shape
- “Try not to scare this one off”
- “Not my fault you signed off on someone who can’t even fill a water bottle”
- The coach is praying for you fr
- Surprised that you take the initiative to approach him first to ask him about things
- “I mean you ARE the star midfielder right? You probably have a good read on everyone and how they work so asking you would be my best bet.”
- Okay he loves a go getter
- Pleasantly surprised that you’re asking good questions
- “I’m trying to get as much info as possible so this becomes second nature.”
- Gives you a through rundown of the schedule and what time they take breaks
- Obviously he’s a diva so he’s the most demanding
- Giving you a tour around the facilities
- “That’s the locker room. Wouldn’t recommend walking by here between the hours of 4:45 and 6pm”
- “…..I’ll keep that in mind.”
- Finds showing you around not annoying
- Once you get to the dorms he’s listing off everyone’s sleeping habits
- “He won’t wake up before 8:30 am so if you can manage that congratulations”
- He’s been eyeing you this entire time but he can’t help it!
- He’s a hard worker so anyone putting in honest effort into anything especially when it pertains to him catches his eye
- Not his fault you look good taking notes and analyzing your surroundings
- Stands back when showing you the rooms so he can sneak a peek at your ass
- You feel him glaring holes into your back but it’s not for the reason you think
- He’s infamous for being kinda a spoiled brat but he produces amazing results so who’s gunna say something to him??
- Lmao not I said the cat
- You don’t even peep his heated gaze until you bump into him walking backwards
- Turning around quickly to apologize before he can catch an attitude his eyes are quite literally undressing you
- This man’s whole life is sports so ofc he’s gunna find a track suit sexy
- Will play it off like he’s not embarrassed for getting caught
- “Cat got your tongue? Don’t tell me you’re just now getting star struck.”
- Mans is giggly asf in the back of his head
- He fr ain’t seen someone catch his eye like this in a while
- Logically getting his dick wet right now would be nice
- But also with the new manager on the first day??
- weighing the options in his head and the way you look up at him and go
- “What about you? What do you want from your manager?”
- He threw caution to the wind
- Everyone else is busy with practice and he can make up some lukewarm ass excuse as to why you guys took so long
- Testing the waters by letting one of his hands rest on your lower back
- Mamma ain’t raise no bitch so he’s relieved you immediately return his energy
- He’s not wasting anymore time and pulls you in for a kiss
- Mans is STARVED for intimacy like this so he’s definitely a little more vulnerable
- Like that’s definitely the reason your lips fit so well against his
- Why your body curves into his so nicely when he carries you to his bed
- Yeah that’s definitely it
- Feeling himself get embarrassingly hard so fast he’s feverishly tugging at your sweatpants
- “Let me make you feel good, there you go.”
- The quiver in his voice isn’t missed
- You have a once in a lifetime free pass to tease THE Itoshi Sae
- PLEASE TAKE IT!!
- Grind your hips into his while tugging at the hair at the nape of his neck and he will let out some of the sweetest moans for you
- It really has been a while the way his hands are shaking to pull off his own clothes
- Pull him down to kiss you, distracting him from his current task
- He’s weak for being pushed around a little
- Throws your legs over his shoulders without warning
- The way he’s got your legs spread wide for him and he’s eye level with what he wants has you avoiding eye contact at all costs
- Moving his head between your thighs he’s damn near moaning with his mouth all over you
- Holds your trembling thighs still right beside his ears as he shamelessly moans into your cunt
- “You taste so fucking good, gonna use my fingers.”
- This man has not had pussy I’m so long he’s acting FOOLISH
- If he even took a moment to BREATHE he would be giving you heart eyes
- The way he’s singing praises while sucking your clit and angling his fingers to hit your g-spot all at once
- Man is filthy, and he’s not at all ashamed like he’s grown
- Spitting on your clit before he starts rubbing it with his thumb
- While his mouth and other hand are busy getting as much of your taste as possible
- The type of man to need to lay a towel down no matter WHAT your doing in bed
- Very “wait I didn’t shave” “did I ask all that??” Energy imo
- He’s gunna have you cumming on his sheets anyway so what do all that matter??
- Looks up and sees you covering your face trying to keep your noises down and that shit don’t fly w him
- “Keep covering your face and I’ll tie your hands to the bed.”
- And he’s dead serious too
- Comes up to kiss you not caring if you taste yourself because he wants to feel your lips THAT bad
- The way he refuses to break eye contact only serves to make you more shy because they’re glossed over with desire
- making sure you can’t squirm away from him has he has you cumming on his fingers
- “Feel good?… Yeah? like how i stretch you out? Let me feel you come undone then.”
- Whew IK he talks you through it😫
- “Keep your eyes open.”
- “S-sae I can’t-“
- “You can and you will, pretty thing.”
- Feels your nails digging into your wrists as you clench around his fingers
- “Ah. Almost there? Make a mess f’me.”
- Almost came in his pants watching your eyes roll back
- Since he IS shameless he’ll lick his fingers clean as you’re forced to watch him
- Dramatic as fuck the way he groans about you tasting good
- “Let me watch you play with it.”
- Watching your small fingers curl inside your pussy as you mewl in embarrassment almost has him intoxicated
- Throwing his damn clothes anywhere
- He’s not too stupid to not tease you a little tho
- “If you’re that shy turn around and hide your face in the pillows”
- Nothing is EVER that easy with him
- Cursing and grunting under his breath as he slips it in
- “How about you set the pace. Fuck me how you want”
- Chuckles as you hide your face in the pillows while fucking back into him
- He knows how to put on a performance before all else too
- “Use my cock cmon, make me proud and fuck me good pretty.”
- He’s moaning like a whole ass pornstar head thrown back and everything
- Trying not to move because this is your “punishment” for being all shy
- Can’t help it when you look back at him face clearly burning and whimpering at how embarrassing this is
- Praising you which makes it even MORE embarrassing
- “There you go” “fuck me till I come cmon” “you can do it”
- Like bro SHUT UP😭
- However the way you’re squeezing him tells otherwise
- When he feels you come around him he grits his teeth and says a small sorry in his head before he shoves your face into the mattress
- Feeling you wrapped about him had him fr loosing his mind
- Might skip all of practice just to keep doing this
- “Mhm, you can cum on this dick.. i wanna see it messy."
- Stretches out his words and talks all slow
- He is an Itoshi though unfortunately
- “W-wait Sae, 's too much, you're too fucking big."
- Has you seeing stars like never before
- Clit pincher🗣️ hair puller🗣️
- “Sayin’ it's too much but whining for more? Can't make up your then mind I’ll decide for you.”
- Pushing you deeper into the mattress with his whole body weight
- Grunts and moans RIGHT into your damn ear because you’re squeezing him so might tighter shouldn’t he tell you how good you’re making him feel?
- “At least your cunt knows what she wants, pretty pussy sucking me in and won’t let go. Want me to fill you up that damn bad?”
- Failed to take into account that all he wants to do now is lay down and spoon you while you cockwarm him
- But alas this is the shared dorm and NOT his apartment
- And he has no clue how long y’all been at it
- Helps you clean up while wobbling slightly
- Makes sure there’s no trace of what yall did but the sheets to his bed being in the washing machine
- Nobody thinks nothing bc he’s an upper class brat who needs things to be pristine
- Some people get suspicious when it happens like 5 times a week though….
- He does all his laundry separate so there’s no one to see how your underwear accidentally falls out the pocket of one of his jackets
- Everyone congratulates you on somehow going above and beyond so well that The Sae Itoshi acknowledged you!
- He didn’t think after the first time that looking at your ass you’d be enough to make him embarrassingly hard in public but oh well
- “Continue in my absence I’m going to check if the manager has the new schedule.”
- A few people see red scratches peeking out his jersey but meh probably just the imagination
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dange27 · 4 months
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asmodeauxx · 3 months
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I hate him. He’s lumpy. He’s a pussy. He probably smells like rancid sushi. His crown looks like a f*cking dunce cap. He invented AIDS.
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The fact that the fanbase thinks Narinder is the worst Bishop and that this THING is a widdle pwecious femboy is proof to me that mankind is unworthy of paradise.
PREACH‼️
y'all can't tell me the inventor of STIs is your pookie
though methinks by this point saying folks think Narinder is the worst Bishop is kinda untrue now since a bunch of us are on our knees for the grumpy cat man (I would know I am 'us')
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paperkoifish · 2 years
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Lunch
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mineonmain · 2 years
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Imagine thinking Vegas has nothing to do with the Italians when he’s literally going:
“You come into my house, on the day my cousin is going to be betrayed by his lover, and you ask me to wed and bed you…”
marlon brando who??? I don’t know her
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dange27 · 2 months
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thepavementsings · 2 years
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it's so gross though some things should be kept private and between the people involved. his girlfriend is probably embarrassed what if her friends, parents or colleagues see it? it's disrespectful
Charles seems fine w it actually
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hollisofficial · 9 months
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[said theu gritted teeth and streaming tears] i hate tou guys that make ladyklok/ fem pics of them but make em all look big breasted thin waisted and big lipped and sexy faced i truly do
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creepy-bi-day · 2 years
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AMAB Creeps/Slenderverse that can find (and correctly stimulate) the clit and g-spot:
Cody
Toby
Jackson (my OC)
EJ
Helen
Slender
BRIAN
Tim
HABIT
Creeps/slenderverse characters that can find but do not know how to stimulate it:
Jeff
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spicysucculentz · 2 years
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Seeing ex corporate mall cop, karen, getting chewed out by his fucking mom is the funniest goddamn thing to happen in andor
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jackpotsadmon · 1 year
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WARGREYMON X AND METALGARURUMON X ARE QUEER. FRUITY. GAY, EVEN
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ur-fav-alien · 1 year
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I don’t doubt MJF I just fucking hate him NEXT QUESTION!!!
Anyway, tonight was fun. It was my first PPV match and aaaa!!! 5 out of my 9 predictions were right, the ones I were wrong about were Ruby winning, Orangehausen winning, and Danielson winning.
Other than those small disappointments, this event was so fucking fun!!! And even WITH this loses this event was so much fun! I was literally shaking the entire time I promise you I was SO pumped.
Tonight was fun, and I’m glad I had mutuals to spend it with (despite some of our… contrasting opinions…. Hmmm…)
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numbaoneflaya · 1 year
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watching 'historical' dramas w the family is actual physical torture.... holding myself back by my own neck choking myself out so i dont be so annoying i get killed to death
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osakunt · 2 years
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I don’t mind being the bad person in things but shit like this is stupid. I am not about to be depicted as the bad person just cause some little fan thinks I copied some writers shit. As I’ve said. I don’t need anyone to come up with ideas. My mind is full of them.
It’s because of shit like this that I haven’t been giving anyone content. TRULY feels like mfs are ungrateful as shit. Y’all don’t owe me anything nor do I owe y’all - but damn have some decency.
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getonite · 7 months
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🧢On the tired part
And please✋you can like fix him or smn😍
Murrnin or Naur 😭(NAobito x mURr)
ITS DEFINITELY "NAUR"
BC I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT ALCHOLIC 💀
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