#puts fingers in ears

[mattodore]

ria, pack leader of three

#river dipping #alessandria zeferino #lykos #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #simblr #LYKOS OCS WE'RE SO BACK...... #FIRST OF THE FOUR TO GET THE FULL MAKEOVER TREATMENT LOOK AT THEM!!! MY DARLING!! #a butch werewolf oc can mean so much to a dyke on their little computer <3 #i was in cas suffering more than jesus while updating ria's sim #not only bc i was like. fuck what do i put on ria's sim? but also bc i was fending off the unholy urge to get [redacted] #need them to grab me by the jaw and ask if i like how their **** is ******* ** ** ** **** ****** **** **........... #crossing my fingers the strap WILL be getting me pregnant #sadly </3 their pointy little ears and fangs aren't visible here... dionte's are always out bc his hair is short #but ria and delphi's are hidden by their hair... huge sigh #also i couldn’t decide which hair to give them so. you get both <3 #…also ria goes by any pronouns really ig #but i use they most often 🤷 #anyway. this took up so much of my time idk why i decided to do all the lighting myself it takes forever 😭 time to scroll 🧑‍💻

[dustykneed]

happy year of the dragon from these gay space doofuses lol

(cultural context: you normally only get red packets from people who are your senior, like your parents or grandparents etcetera. im sure yall can figure out how this is relevant)

...Jim and Spock then proceeded to show their favourite old man a very good time.

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!! regardless of whether you celebrate or not i hope that the coming year brings you much fulfilment and security. here's to another year of loving trek (and being kind to yourself. That's important too, remember? ok. neato :]] im proud of ya. We can do this

欸 快来人叫船长大副对待医生别那么粗鲁 要不老骨头就要整副儿散掉咯 （呵呵 不过也太好看了吧 (⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠！！）

#if you can read chinese you get an extra dose of Implications ;) #我就偏偏爱看医生脸红的模样 尤其是spones双向傲娇的样子 太太太太香了！！！ #star trek #star trek fanart #star trek tos #tos #star trek the original series #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #mckirk #spones #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #year of the dragon #love when spirk is cheeky with old man bones #i was this (pinches finger and thumb together) close to putting in a panel with bones twisting jim and spock by the ears #but happy lunar new year! 祝大家身体健康生意兴隆心想事成万事如意

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[bugprinz]

NOT arguing with a man full of whimsy...whatever you say gorgeous

#shinada tatsuo #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza #bro is whimsical and ouppy whats not to love #im sooo sad i cant show my amongus ears on him #coped by putting one on the computer #AGH I NEVER MADE HIS CANINES MORE PROMINENT NOOO #im not fixing it whatever pretend his teethies are pointier #finger paints

[rosemarytrash]

a dirk lalonde from @mazin-go for @earlgraytay !!

#homestuck #dirk strider #dirk lalonde #art #comm #yall cant say i didnt do that horse justice #and if u do say that #i am pulling a lalalala and putting my fingers in my ears #for a boy who dont draw horses #i did draw a horse #dirks cute too but im still impressed by the maplehoofening afoot here #also comms sort of happening a little i just cant draw a sheet but hmu if interested teehee

[lucienne-thee-librarian]

Just to minimize my chances of being genuinely misunderstood OR deliberately misinterpreted, and crucified for something I don't think, How Dare You Say We Piss on the Poor website etc...I'm gonna say this right up top. I absolutely understand why people don't like Thessaly as a character, if anyone does completely unironically stan her as some kind of feminist hero who Did Nothing Wrong uwu, I personally see it as a bit of a red flag. I don't like terfs real or fictional. In a vacuum, I could even completely sympathize and agree with the people who want her cut.

HOWEVER.

It's really something to me to see people clamoring for her to be cut, because she carries and expressed an ugly indefensible prejudice (transphobia) in words towards (1) person. Meanwhile Hob fucking Gadling enacted one of the most violent forms of antiblack racism I can even think of against thousands no, millions of people, the ripple effects of which still affect billions more today. Just a little light idk, profiting off the fucking slave trade and had to be told by someone else that it was bad...and he's a fan favorite.

People are saying Thessally being Dream's love interest reflects badly on him or is somehow endorsement by the narrative (?!?!?!?!?!? Didn't she (SPOILER ALERT AS IF IT MATTERS BY NOW) help participate in his extended assisted suicide? She's not painted as a great person to me just another character what are y'all SMOKING whatever fine. It's fine this is fine.) But shipping Dream with Mr. Former Slaver is not only not verboten or frowned on widely in the fandom but its THEE most popular pairing by far. So...why the difference?

Like where are the same fans who are saying Thessaly shouldn't just be more clearly shown to be wrong, she shouldn't even be in the show at all when it comes to Hobert's crimes??? Yes, transphobia is indefensible. Isn't racism?

And I hear the cries of "it's fiction!!!" Already rallying (if anyone who needs to hear this even sees it lol) to which I say:

HORSESHIT. I KNOW you don't, deep down, really agree because if you did, why get upset about Thessaly being included??? Why does what she said to one person matter if it's Just Fiction You Guyze. Fictional characters are allowed to do bad things and fiction isn't reality sweaty....except when you only apply that standard to fictional racists you like and simp for, but fictional transphobes you don't are SO HARMFUL they shouldn't even be portrayed in fiction.

Like. Give me a big fat BREAK. This looks like bullshit, no? I'm sorry, but I'd love for someone to try and give any other explanation besides one personally offended you or hit home for you, and the other doesn't.

And if that bothers you or you feel like it says something negative about you...idk what you want me to say??? You can't control how other people perceive you and that's how people outside this majority-of-the-fandom bubble see it. You don't need to respond, I just wish and genuinely hope this gives you a moment to think about why fans who ARE bothered by both (and not just paying lip service to being bothered by the one but railing against the other) are so frustrated with people saying everyone is welcome but in practice only bending over backwards for the comfort and emotions of themselves, and people they can easily relate to.

You don't have to like Thessaly (I don't. I find her an interesting antagonist, I don't stan her. And frankly that's not the point of her character) but you'll pardon me for feeling more than a bit cynical and side eying people's motivations for what seems a...pretty obvious double standard, on what fictional crimes related to real world issues matter to y'all, and which clearly don't. Either actually bring the same energy to the table for fictional people who committed atrocities, even if against a group you're not part of and thus don't feel the need to empathize with, or just carry on, but accept that you don't have the SLIGHTEST room to talk about cutting characters who do immoral things. And you also need to accept that you look like a hypocrite when you do.

#thessaly #wanda the sandman #hob gadling #I could've cried sexism!!! Problematic Male vs Female Characters except 1) I don't actually think that's the main reason *here* #2) there are WAY better examples of that particular double standard in this fandom #also i can admit when I'm a bit of a hypocrite or was. #i used to dip my toes into the dreamling stuff too early on #but idk. It just got too sour seeing ppl whitewash (lol I know I'm a comedian) #what he did over and over. And I genuinely had started to wonder #if the show hadn't included that particular crime and I'd just imagined it from the comics because #my memory is shit sometimes and I guess I was naive. I *wanted* to believe someone would talk aboutit #if it had made it in. but ultimately i went back and checked and no #and seeing how the whole fandom behaving affected my non-white mutuals some of whom... #like these are my friends man or ppl I just respect and I can't just. Ignore their feelings and their pov #and act like they werent making points or it doesn't matter #like it's all just fun and games for everyone on the same terms. And seeing how easy it was #for everyone to ignore was so unsettling. I couldn't keep pretending it was just fiction and didn't affect anyone real #Call me a bully a t3rf apologist (fuck you and for the record. no) #a puritan or a Fancop (actually stop comparing #people disagreeing with you online to what cops do. For fucks sake you just make it look like nothing is really real to you outside fandom) #whatever man. Whatever helps you sleep. I'm just gonna block you #if you're clearly sticking your fingers in your ears. engaging with you is a waste of time and energy then #Hell I have sympathy for anyone who doesn't like thessaly #especially trans fans. Especially rn. But lbr that sympathy for a lot of the white trans/queer fans only goes one way!!! #never gets extended to anyone else's issues. Like THATSthe issue. And it's shitty! #(sorry this post is not about me in the confessional lol that's why I put this at the bottom #I just had feelings to get out and yes its my blog but i didn't want to clog the airways)

[kennabeth]

is "nale" pronounced "nail" or "nah-le" im not used to saying any of these names out loud

#'look it up' no #i like to pretend brandon doesnt have the gift of speech so i can make up my own pronunciations #but then i realize ive been saying some of these names in my head silly #his name is nalan'elin right so 'nah-le' would make more sense?? idfk #youll never take shallan-rhymes-with-shannon away from me though i will always put my fingers in my ears for sha-lahn<3 #says kenna #bro my head hurts so fucking bad #not a migraine at least not rn just a very very bad headache #a-fucking-nnoying

[desceros]

*Froths at the mouth* Almost papatello....... 😮* Looks longingly into the distance as tears well up in my eyes* almost papatello...... :( *closes eyes as the wind blows my hair gracefully* almost papatello..... 😞 *curls up into a ball on the floor letting me tears run* almost papatello..... 😭

#ask tag #fic meme tag #symphony tag #me: [puts a finger next to my ear and waves my other hand in the air] god damn i love this song

[transpanda-1]

🎹again, we know Trump is objectively worse than Biden in every way. It’s j-just… if they lose then I have to blame the Democratic Party for being such mask off fascists with Palestine th-that people en masse no longer feel confident voting for them. W-we have these arguments every time when the situation can be summed up by how they’re simply a terrible group to be confident in.

#putting the evil in lesser of two evils #this is like on the level of Trump failing to contain Covid #they’re in power and their entire voting party is screaming at them to stop letting Israel genocide #and they’re sticking their fingers in their ears going ‘lalalalala we can’t hear you’ #iits painfully immature unprofessional and genocidal #chirps #🎹Kadie💜

[hunny-bxscuit]

Chapter 3 for You Know Me Too Well just dropped! Macaque finally made an appearance pffbt

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #macaque x reader #my art #OKAY LISTEN THIS PIECE WAS RUSHED BC I WAS TRYINA UPLOAD THE CHAPTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE GHDGFJFD #the white hair on his fingers are supposeddly y/n's #didn't know how or where to put y/n in this drawing LMAO #YKMTW

[charmre]

It's too kind of you to say you can help but there's no one around who can save me from myself

#Elden Ring #Sorcerer Rogier #Rogier #Rogier Elden Ring #I just think he's neat and I'm totally normal about him (I say through clenched fists and gritted teeth) #Rogier earring truthers rise up!! lol #Doing some studies and oops it turned into Rogier bc I am 100% normal about him :) #I was listening to some Julien Baker (“Bloodshot”) while rendering this and that line in the song hit me like a freight train and I had to #stop for a good 2-3 minutes because OWWWW OUCHIE OWIE #There's actually more lyrics from another song that I associate with Rogier too and I need to figure out what to draw for it #I swear I can also draw more than Rogier facing 3/4ths to the left but just let me live!! #*twirling my hair between my fingers* so there's this sorcerer who puts up a friendly facade to hide his true self from the world #who's lonely but will never admit to any of his hurt and is #just a complicated mess of an individual underneath playing his cards so close to his chest for just about all of his life #and he is the love of my life :) #AND SEND POST #Alyssa arts

[gojowh0rcs]

i love the headcanons that are like “male so and so is v drunk and wants to fuck like rabbits and is gonna make u bust 5 times in a night” but its like do yall know abt whiskey dick??? where are THOSE headcanons??? do you know how disappointing a drunken sex night can really be??? its not that amazing i promise u 

#SDJKJDKS i mean it also depends on the guy if he really enthusiastic then who knows #he could put his fingers or mouth to good use #but is he really that dexterous with his hands or mouth in a drunken state too? these are the things i think abt SDJJKSD #also!!!! all that alcohol? sorry but u know his nut taste nasty too SDJKLSDKL #idc if he gojo mf satoru the god amongst men he still a man with a peepee #well technically gojo excluded from this convo cuz he doesnt drink #but HYPOTHETICALLY #i just think its funny if someone like toji or megumi or yuji tryina be sexy and maybe it would work if u were also drunk but if ur a lil #more sober than them its just hilarious #yuji tries to talk dirty in ur ear to try and coax u to bed but he keeps forgetting to finish his sentences so hes like #uhhhh nhng pussy imma eat it tonight later #LMFAOOOOOO if u laugh at him he gets all sensitive abt it too

[elminster-big-naturals]

absolutely insane to think that when i began my first playthrough gale was my least favourite companion. now i'm going to ritualistically disembowel myself if i don't have him barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen immediately

#oooouhgh what twisted weaves of weave we weave or whatever he says #i love corny guys i love men who are interesting yet vaguely pathetic in a way you cant quite put your finger on i love short kings #men who love cats...men who could be easily convinced into wearing a chastity cage...men with earrings...you get the picture....

[fettiowi]

Im gonna kill whoever thought putting touch sensitive buttons instead of physical buttons on wireless earbuds was a good idea

#like... i need to use my fingers to actually put it in my ear or to adjust it #i dont want it to start playing whatever every single time #fetti talks

[une-sanz-pluis]

Hi, what exactly did the royal charter excluding the Beaufort family from the throne say?

Hi! So in February 1407, John Beaufort, Earl of Somerset requested that the act legitimatising him and his siblings be confirmed by Letters Patent, which he duly received. At the same time, the royal charter that legitimised the Beauforts was modified by the insertion of the words excepta dignitate regali ("except to royal dignity"). I believe the royal charter is in the Parliament Rolls of Medieval England which I don't have access to but a 19th century historian published a transcription:

Be it remembered, that on Tuesday the fifteenth day of Parliament, the Chancellor, by the King's command, declared how our Holy Father the Pope had, in reverence of the most excellent person of the King, and of his honorable uncle the Duke of Guyenne and of Lancaster, and of his blood, enabled and legitimatized Sir John de Beauford, his brothers and his sister, and that therefore our Lord the King as entire Sovereign of his Realm of England, for the honour of his blood, wills, and hath of his full royal power enabled and of his own proper authority made the said John, his said brothers and sister, muliers, and also pronounced and published the ability and legitimatization according to the form of the King's charter thereof made. The which charter was read in full Parliament and delivered to the said Duke, father of the said John, and his said brothers and sister, the tenor of which charter ensueth. Richard by the grace of God, King of England and France, and Lord of Ireland, to our most dear cousins the noble men, John the Knight, Henry the Clerk, Thomas 'Domicello,' and to our beloved the noble woman Joan Beaufond 'Domicelle,' the most dear relatives of our uncle the noble John Duke of Lancaster, born our lieges, greeting, and the favour of our royal majesty. Whilst internally considering how incessantly and with what honours we are graced by the very useful and sincere affection of our aforesaid uncle, and by the wisdom of his counsel, we think it proper and fit that, for the sake of his merits, and in contemplation of his favors, we should enrich you (who are endowed by nature with great probity and honesty of life and behaviour, and are begotten of royal blood, and by the divine gift are adorned with many virtues,) with the strength of our royal prerogative of favour and grace. Hence it is, that, yielding to the entreaties of our said uncle your father, we do, in the fullness of our royal power and by the assent of Parliament, by the tenor of these presents empower you, who as it is asserted suffer from the want of birthright, (notwithstanding such defect, which, and the qualities thereof, we take to be in these presents sufficiently expressed) to be raised, promoted, elected, assume, and be admitted to all honours, dignities, [except to the royal dignity] pre-eminencies, estates, degrees and offices public and private whatsoever, as well perpetual as temporal, and feodal and noble, by whatsoever names they may be designated, whether they be Duchies, Principalities, Earldoms, Baronies or other fees, and whether they depend or are holden of us mediately or immediately, and to receive, retain, bear, and exercise the same as freely and lawfully as if ye were born in lawful matrimony, and you and every of you do restore and legitimatize : any statutes or customs of our realm of England to the contraiy thereof made or observed (which we consider to be herein fully expressed) in anywise notwithstanding. (Source: Samuel Bentley, Excerpta Historica, Or Illustrations of English History (1831))

Wars of the Roses historians generally credit this addition to Henry IV, historians of Henry IV to Thomas Arundel, Archbishop of Canterbury who was no Beaufort fan and in a powerful position during this time due to Henry IV's illness.

#i suspect the exclusion was prompted by the fact that the beauforts' position in the succession #had not been a consideration in their initial legitimisation #(not saying it wasn't thought about but that richard ii's solution to the succession problem was basically to put his fingers in his ears #and ignore it so he wouldn't necessarily care because as far as he was concerned he wasn't even naming an heir of his own body) #but henry's accession in 1399 probably ensured that it had to be addressed #another consideration is that henry had a health crisis in 1406 #which would bring the succession to the fore in the public mind at a time when the lancastrian dynasty was still pretty fragile #and henry's sons were all still in their teens (late teens - but still teens) which might have made their succession seem more fragile #i'm not saying that henry/arundel viewed the beauforts as a threat to the succession of the prince #but that it may have been motivated by a setting out of the succession to avoid confusion #and to avoid alienating others who were of higher rank and precedence or had better claims (for example - edward duke of york) #beauforts #cardinal henry beaufort #john beaufort earl of somerset #thomas beaufort duke of exeter #joan beaufort countess of westmorland #ask #anon

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I've been thinking about making myself some crochet furry clothes, like a hat and mittens, and I think I finally have the idea of how to do it

#i think i wanna make like a hood #with a scarf #like a hood tht goes over my head and neck and has a face covering attached to the inside #and the scarf part would have a dog snout on it #i saw once a pattern for a muzzle shaped face mask #and i don't have money for that pattern but i think i could figure it out by looking at the pic #and like make my own version #the one i saw had an open mouth n i dont want that #but the general shape was great #and like id put ears on the hood #ao its functional and cute #and also just regular mittens but with four fingers like furry paws #and beans. maybe claws too #maybe id make a matching tail to that #because i cant afford a read fursuit and i don't have the skills #what i can do is crochet #so. yeah #what was it called #poodling? when you just have the head and paws #something like that #bee buzz