How much I would trust the redacted asmr bois with my drink.
David: 9/10
Would hold it but would act like he hates that you asked him but is actually happy you asked.
Milo: 10/10
He would hold it close to his chest and protects it with his whole being.
Asher: 8.5/10
Would accidentally get engrossed in a conversation and would take a drink and won’t tell you.
Vincent:10/10
Would hold it, no complaints or questions, and will side eye anyone who stands a little to close.
Sam:10/10
Holds it and waits patiently for you to come back and retrieve it.
Caelum: 10/10
His eyes are wide and he’s practically vibrating with excitement that you trusted him to watch your drink.
Gavin: 9.9/10
He holds it but would spill it accidentally when trying to fluster Lasko.
Lasko: 6/10
He spills it because he was ranting about something and was to embarrassed to tell you.
Huxley:9/10
He would hold it but would accidentally drink some but would buy you another.
Damien:9.5/10
Would say he wouldn’t want to hold it but if you insist but internally he wants to hold it.
Kody:-1/10
Would put shady shit in there.
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I don't know if it matters, but I remade this like a month ago and never shared it
Some of them changed, some are still the same, but just updated and more distinct I think. I seriously doubt this will get as popular as the other post, but who knows.
-> Elliott's little star and the 3 instead of the capital E. (This came from me doing that too when I was a kid!)
-> obligatory hearts for Vincent and Gavin because they're EXTRA and like to be DRAMATIC.
-> Damien's handwriting being small but with extremely big capitals because why not?
-> Geordi's i with a swirl and Ollie's with a big ass circle for absolutely no reason
-> Sam's doctor handwriting
Idk what to tell you man I went with vibes and vibes only
I LITERALLY CANNOT TAG ANYONE ELSE, but I don't think I have to. Also, no, I didn't add the new guy because even though I call him Griffin, i know that's not everyone's headcanon, so do not bother to ask. Also, I do not want to see anything about John.
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Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:
Dear Headcannons!!
Office Siren Dear
Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32
When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried
They cried in their car on the way home after their last day
I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther
Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them
They found him and beat his ass (again) after
The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him
That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves
Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)
Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between
Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style
Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once
Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has
Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes
Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor
Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them
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I wrote this in my discord server and then posted on twitter. Time to annoy here as well, HEEHOO!
Jax's Personality Swap AU!
DAMN PIPELINE: Kody > Huxley > Gavin > Damien > Lasko > Kody
NOTE: Since this is a personality swap, these characters are gonna be out of character, but Huxley will still remained as a supporting character, while Kody is still not (only personality change, not roles)! Typing this just to avoid confusion!
Damien > Lasko:
Tired Air Elemental:
- he is tired
- looks older than he actually is, its the wrinkles and white hair
- bro doesnt sleep
- not really mean, he just sounds really monotone and had the same expression
- "you all are idiots, why do i hang out with you"
- "you have 99/100. you can do it next time"
- he has trust issues and has hard time opening up
- he means well when you get to know him
- "i try to push you to your limits, because i believe you can surpass them... i'm sorry, i didnt mean to break your boundaries"
- still a dnd nerd but more of a dungeon master with ton of research for his homebrew campaign
——————
Gavin > Damien:
Daring Fire Elemental:
- more of a risk taker in a rebellious bad boy way? Outside of the academy
- night walks
- "are you lost, precious?"
- smiles all the time in a warm way
- "well, look at you, what a snack. are you cold? i can warm you up."
- very smart but doubts himself
- awkward with physical contact
- tries to be seen as overly attractive and an attention seeker to hide his emotional vulnerability
- he and his mom kinda argue so he left,,, whoops
- "arent you a doll, freelancer. heh... alright, we will hug. maybe even kiss?"
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Kody > Huxley:
Distant Earth Elemental:
- is not very friendly in the beginning
- trust issues! My favorite /j
- he can be a meanie :(
- "why do we keep bumping into each other?"
- freelancer does not give up
- "i can take care of myself, i am not that stupid" he sounded hurt...
- he misses his moms,,,
- he wants to fit in, but since people think he is stupid because he is an earth elemental, he decided to do the opposite and be alone by himself
- the only friend he had was Lasko but they fought they last time they saw each other
- "you actually like me, didnt you? what am i doing, why do i wanna hurt you so bad? im supposed to be your friend" - spinel from steven universe the movie
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Huxley > Gavin:
Oblivious Incubus:
- he is so lonely
- his only friend was Caelum, who is kinda a spoiled brat but nice only to Gav (slowly to FL)
- FL comes up
- "youre so pretty..."
- shit he said that out loud
- PANIC
- "ISAIDWELCOMEMYNAMEISGAVIN-"
- very friendly
- poor orientation skills. he has to walk with freelancer to get them to the academy
- loves physical touch
- gives fl a keychain for free!
- the keychain says big gulp. FL giggles
- "huh? Whats so funny?" ... "oh... Ohhh haha! Haha, i didnt even realize! Youre so smart"
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Lasko > Kody
Bashful Water Elemental:
- he is so innocent!
- he is trying to be helpful
- "a-are you okay?"
- freelancer says its okay
- "i struggle with my powers, i-im so sorry"
- kody is following them.... ok?
- kody, personal space pls
- he is trying to also help freelancer, since he knows the struggle of being useless
- kody is being very pushy...
- "well, in this book, it says that we should bridge if we want to maximize our potential in our elemental. w-what do you say?"
- kody is a creep again GOD DAMMIT!
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