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angelbowerz · 6 months

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Bowers gang asking you out/you asking them out

Henry

-if you asked him out...it would be a no, he would be inlove with you and still say no

"Hey Henry"

"What"

"I was just wondering if you wanted to go out some time?"

*gives you a blank stare* "...no"

-he'd wanna say yes but if he said yes to a someone asking him out...his ego would be down a notch

-I mean come on...how DARE you ask the MAN out 🙄

-but a few hours later you're getting books out of your locker and here he comes

"Wanna be my girlfriend or something"

"But I just-"

"I'M ASKING NOW! yes or no"

"Okay sure, I'll be your girlfriend"

"After school we're going to the woods to bang, see ya"

*before you could respond he walks away*

-let's face it..Henry doesn't do dates, he finds them too romantic and cheesy

-you'll obviously hang together but he wouldn't class it as 'dates'...just 'hanging time'

-romantic rating 2/10 😭

Belch

-he would be WAY too scared to ask you out.. poor reggie

-buuut..if you asked him out....

"Hey reggie, I was wondering if-"

"YES"

-you just made him the happiest person alive

-but on the actual day of the date he is PANICKING

-he is so nervous...what If you aren't enjoying it? What if something bad happens?

-what's his solution? TAKE EVERYTHING AND PUT IT IN HIS BACKSEAT

-he has blankets...food..drink...everything

-when he drives to pick you up...omg he is a sweetheart

-waits outside with a bouquet of roses

-treats you like the only person in the world

-drives you to a secluded place and stargazes with you

-the perfect date..literally something out of a movie

-drives you home then calls you later tonight and checks in on you

-romantic rating 100/10!!!!

Patrick

-he wouldn't exactly ask you out but...

-he'll stalk you, wait for the right moment and then just walks alongside you all day

-you won't realise it's a date until he mentions that halfway through

"This date is going great right?"

"Wait wha-"

-he'll walk you home...well follow you home expecting you to invite him inside

-if you don't? That's fine, he'll just climb in while you're sleeping

-he'll either walk through the door or climb through your window

-he'll get in the bed with you...to watch you, not to sleep

-when he notices you start slowly waking up..he'll wait until you look at him then he very slowly turns his head...with the most scary smile you have ever seen

-when you scream..he just laughs...so much

-if you ask him out though...oh god...you're in for a night of torture

"Hey Patrick...I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime"

*does THAT smile* "oh I would love to..."

-it won't be cute...oh no no no

-he'll take you out to the movies, not to watch a romantic movie

-Patrick will do his research to find the most scary horror movie playing right now

-if you think he's taking you there so you'd cuddle into him....ahahaha aren't you delusional

-he'll laugh his head off when he sees you scared, pure happiness

-if you try covering your face, he'll take his hands, place them on your head and will force you to watch that movie

-After it ends..he'll still scare you in ways (making you jump etc)

-if you're in the right state of mind, you wouldn't go near him again...but if you're THAT crazy over him...goodluck

-romantic rating -10/10

Victor

-if you ask him out infront of the gang, he'd say no just because he wants to act 'cool' in front of the guys

-but when he's alone he'll come upto you and say he actually will go out with you and apologises

-probably had no clue where to take you so you two just end up in a park talking all night

-I feel like he would be very awkward at first but after awhile he'll loosen up and be really cool

-when you two get tired of talking, you'll just end up making out lol

-he'll walk you home of course

-romantic rating 6/10

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rebdekarios · 2 months

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Gale headcanon Part 2: Wedding Day

Part 1 Here

Galemancers, y’all really liked my first post with all of Gale’s (very likely to be real) wedding planning/day of antics.

I do think this would make for a fun fic and I wanna write it, but yours truly is not in a position to start any new projects at the time being (not saying it will never happen, just right now isn’t a good time!). However, I still wanna add more to this goofy idea of mine.

Here goes!

Wyll giving them lessons for their first dance as a married couple. It’s as hilarious as it is painful to watch. Gale has two left feet and keeps stepping on Tav’s toes. Tav cries out in pain and Gale feels awful so he conjures a rose to apologize.

G: “The Soirées in Waterdeep don’t move with such grand gestures and arduous foot work!” W: “That’s why you asked me to help you, Gale. Baldurs Gate throws magnificent parties.”

Gale keeps reading and rereading spell based cookbooks to try and whip up the reception meal in one fell swoop. He doesn’t trust a caterer and wouldn’t like the taste of anyone’s food but his own.

Tav keeps begging him to let someone else do the work since he’s stressing himself out with these small details, but all Gale does is smile and give Tav a pat on the head and a kiss on the cheek.

G: “Don’t worry about me, my love. Our day will be perfect, just like you are.” T: “I don’t want it to be perfect, I just want you to relax and have fun.”

Tav goes to a separate room to sleep the night before and finds their bed adorned with flowers and petals in heart shapes

Tav finds a note beneath all the bed decorations

“My dearest love, I write this with nervous hands and a fast-beating heart - we are almost upon our wedding day. What seems like a grand milestone is only just the beginning of an even more remarkable adventure. Our days of journeying through Faerûn may be over, but it only prepared me for the most important journey of them all: being your husband. You are everything, Tav. You have made me a better man. My connection with you is as innate as mine with magic itself. From this day forward, I will devote the rest of my life to your happiness. The beginning of that chapter is upon us both, and I am nearly bursting (despite my lack of an orb to make it so) in anticipation for it to begin. With utmost love, your soon to be husband - Gale.

Tav won’t be able to sleep so instead they read this letter over and over again 🥰

Gale lets Tav wear whatever they want on their big day and even paid for it

He just wants his bb to be at their happiest and this is the least he can do

Tav ofc hires Figaro the dressmaker and Zara the mummy to do makeup

Gale turning around and seeing his spouse for the first time the day of 🥺

He’s literally unable to breathe when he sees them walking down the aisle, however he is partly relieved because he was still anxious about Tav getting cold feet

Gale tears up as he reads his vows 🥺

Their wedding rings bearing the same gem that Tara has on her collar

Scratch is summoned 🥺 and becomes a permanent member of the Dekarios household, and even gets his own gem at the ceremony 😭

Owlbear gets the distinct honor of being ringbearer. He takes it very seriously. Because he knows he will get a snack for it later.

“Withers I would like to recruit a hireling” says Gale *puts an apron on the hirelings to have them clean up after the guests*

Halsin whittles them a pair of swans with their necks in a heart shape as their wedding gift. It becomes Tav’s most treasured knick knack in the tower.

Lae’zel gifts them a pair of swords, which is probably customary for her but not so much for couples in Faerûn (Gale fashions a coat of arms above the hearth with them anyway)

Astarion: “I am the gift.” 🙄

Tara finally begins to warm up to Tav when she fully realizes that Tav makes a great addition to the Dekarios family

Tara shows this by flying into Tavs lap and rubbing her face against Tav

Lasts for only about 30 seconds however. She can’t be seen letting her guard down to anyone.

The night ends, Gale and Tav retreat back to the tower with full hearts and a gleam in their eyes, proud of all they’d done to build their lives and excited for what comes next.

But there’s still going to be copious amounts of sex that night of course. They barely get past the threshold of the doorway before they’re ripping each other’s clothes off.

They’re drunk, but not just because they’ve had a few drinks. Love drunk, adrenaline drunk, life drunk.

“They deserve this night, after all they’ve been through,” Karlach says to Wyll as they are walking back to the portal to Avernus.

“Some day that will be us,” Wyll replies proudly.

💜

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lucvly · 6 months

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can you do chris w a latina gf? i need that sm i’ve been asking everywhere 🙏🏻

— chris with a latina girlfriend hcs! ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: a little suggestive but nothing too crazy ! not proofread oops

a/n: this was so fun to write ☹️

— loooves it when you teach him how to dance. you taught him how to dance bachata because your tía kept making fun of his ass for not knowing how to dance. at first he Sucked but now he out dances you. + dances salsa better than you ever could.

— knows all of bad bunny and karol g’s discography thanks to you. he can name at least five songs from them from the top of his head.

— family gatherings are always such a rollercoaster with him it’s hilarious. you’ll literally be serving food for him and yourself when all the sudden he’s nowhere to be found ??? guess where he’s at... yeah, playing fortnite with your primos.

— has a really hard time remembering everyone’s names at first, especially your tías and primos.

— is such a cutie HELPP loves learning about your culture, he thinks it makes you way more special.

— if you’re fluent, he asks you to help him with a few spanish lessons just so he can communicate with your family a bit better.

— sometimes you call him spanish pet names and he just completely melts. (“mi amor”, “mi vida”, “cielo”) and he’s on his knees worshipping the ground you walk on.

— he gets along surprisingly well with your parents. overall he’s just easygoing so your mom had always loved him. your dad on the other hand... not so much.

— made a somewhat bad first impression on your dad because he was lowkey nervous ???

— after that terrible first impression with your dad, somehow they started getting along so well at the next family gathering though. your dad is calling him mijo atp like ??? those two would sit and watch soccer together, laughing their ass off and actually being excited about the game– (you and your mom are clueless as to when and how they started bonding).

— after that, whenever you visit their parents they’re always asking about chris.

— this one time, you went to visit your parents without chris because he was on tour with his nick and matt. your dad was so confused as to why he didn’t come with you ??? called chris & everything LMFAOO. you had to remind that man who his real child is 🙄🙄.

— he’ll start catching onto your superstitions subconsciously HELPP. you keep telling him to stop walking under flights of stairs or sweeping over people’s feet because it’s bad luck. at first he’s soo confused but he eventually starts telling his brothers to stop doing it as well because he’s terrified it’ll actually be bad luck.

— he definitely eats those 12 grapes with you at midnight after kissing you idgaf !!

— loves trying traditional dishes !! that man is eating all the empanadas and buñuelos at the family gathering idc,,,

— nick keeps teasing him because of how much he’s listening to bad bunny, daddy yankee, maluma and karol g LMFAOOO.

— +++ he tries singing the lyrics with his whole heart but miserably fails duh, you still think it’s cute how passionate he is about it though.

— he definitely had to get used to hugs and cheek kisses as a way of greeting people.

— this mf always ends up playing fortnite or minecraft with your little cousins.

— he knows how important grand gestures are in your culture so he’s going all out for anything and everything. this man will actually always show up with a bouquet of roses at your door and claim it’s your 1.2 year anniversary or something.

— he loves trying the weird food combinations LMAOO, he’s so surprised at how y’all come up with those combinations but always ends up trying them and loving them. (“who even thought of this?” “just try it amor, oh my god.”) ++ big fan of jelly and condensed milk, chicken and honey + hot chocolate and cheese.

— he finds it so amusing how you’re able to communicate in different languages like How ?? that’s too complicated in his mind– he really does find it captivating.

— i just know he’d be so into novelas. unironically sits down and watches la rosa de guadalupe with you. he thinks the plots are actually insane and he gets such a good laugh out of it. he loooves it.

— he has google translate ready for those rare occasions when you argue and you meaninglessly curse him out in spanish. lowkey finds it sexy bye 😣

— when you two start dating he starts to actually understand spanish, he can’t speak it even if his life depended on it but– this means you really can’t talk to your tías about his ass because he’ll understand every word. (he plays dumb though because he loves hearing you talk about how handsome he is and how much you love him bye)

— half of your family genuinely thinks his name is cristóbal ???

— lord save him from watching you dance old reggaeton. that man is drooling. i’m talking guatauba, candy, te imagino, etc !!! he has to take a deep breath and keep it together despite everything that’s going through his head.

#lucvly #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo x you #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo fluff #chris sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x you #sturniolo triplets #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo

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heavyhitterheaux · 2 years

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Meet Your Children

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Liked by sza, saweetie, urbanwyatt, dualipa, and 2,393,927 others

y/ninsta: patiently waiting for daddy to come home. our godfather urbanwyatt did the photoshoot 🥰

jackharlow: Y/N!!!!

y/ninsta: surpriseeee jackharlow you now have four daughters. we're halfway to eight 🥰

jackharlow: urbanwyatt I told you to watch her for an hour and you let her not buy one but FOUR puppies!?! I haven't even been gone that long!

urbanwyatt: jackharlow it was either that or she threatened to put my weed in her bra again. That was a traumatic experience.

jackharlow: y/ninsta I swear you be taking years off my life

dualipa: jackharlow that's better for me 😏

jackharlow: dualipa I'll haunt your ass if you touch my baby

jackharlow: y/ninsta explain this now. right NOW.

y/ninsta: jackharlow I got bored so meet Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia

saweetie: the Golden Girls but as puppies! Cuteeeeee

jackharlow: naw saweetie don't encourage her this shit ain't cute

jackharlow: y/ninsta when we get bored we have sex not make huge purchases 🙄

y/ninsta: jackharlow speak for yourself because I usually do both

jackharlow: urbanwyatt what else did she buy!?

urbanwyatt: jackharlow there may be a turtle somewhere in the house

sza: aww omg what did you name the turtle?

y/ninsta: sza Donatello, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Raphael

theestallion: teenage mutant ninja turtles!!

jackharlow: urbanwyatt SHE JUST SAID FOUR NAMES AND YOU SAID THERE WAS ONE TURTLE

urbanwyatt: jackharlow look your wife is heavy handed and I'm not tryna die and neelamthadhani had a hand in this too so she needs to catch all the smoke too and not just me

neelamthadhani: urbanwyatt did not! don't you bring me into this

urbanwyatt: neelamthadhani you literally bought the dog food and the tank for the turtles

jackharlow: neelamthadhani explain yourself

neelamthadhani: jackharlow you already know I have a problem telling your wife no

jackharlow: neelamthadhani apparently everyone does

saweetie: jackharlow including you

jackharlow: y/ninsta so are we starting a farm and you failed to tell me?

y/ninsta: jackharlow don't freak out but....

jackharlow: y/ninsta nothing good ever comes after that from you

y/ninsta: you have two sons named piggie smalls and pork chop 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta A PIG!?! REALLY Y/N!?

y/ninsta: and our horses are named cinnamon and sugar. Maggie helped me with that one 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta who is about to take care of all these animals?

y/ninsta: jackharlow shit you they daddy

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'm running away

y/ninsta: jackharlow try that shit if you want to. imma hunt your ass down so I get my child support for all 12 of them

jackharlow: y/ninsta for children I didn't know existed until today!?! where in the world are the horses?

y/ninsta: jackharlow about that....

jackharlow: urbanwyatt where are they!?

urbanwyatt: she's building stables in the backyard for them at the house in Kentucky so they're down there jackharlow

sza: well jackharlow I told your ass to get her a dog

jackharlow: sza one dog. singular. she now has four. plural.

normani: when can I meet my nieces and nephews? 😍

y/ninsta: normani let me get them settled and it's a date

jackharlow: my house is now a zoo

lilnasx: in that case add druski2funny to the collection

y/ninsta: lilnasx so he can eat us out of a house and a home? You take him

lilnasx: y/ninsta it'll be a cold day in hell before that happens

druski2funny: now how did I get dragged into this?

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta Leonardo ate my weed!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt oh shit he probably thought it was lettuce 😳

jackharlow: wow ain't have my child one day and urbanwyatt already got him high. some godfather you are 🙄

y/ninsta: jackharlow oh so now you wanna claim them!?

jackharlow: y/ninsta it's not like you gave me a choice!

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moonpetrichors-blog · 2 years

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Diluc As Your Lover

Tags: Diluc x Reader, Fluff, Relationship Headcanons

Warnings: None

Some cute relationship headcanons about what Diluc would be like as your lover.

* ˚ ✦ Read below the cut

╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-╰┈➤ ❝ [28/02/22] ❞

This man deadass seems asexual. So like, good luck doing anything like that with him 😍💅 I feel like he’d also be too preoccupied with the winery and darknight hero work for that kind of stuff too.

That said, he 100% tries his best to make you feel loved even though he can’t shower you in never-ending affection all the time.

He would dislike PDA but is a lot more touchy in private. At first he’d be a bit distant because he wouldn’t know what to do with his hands, but eventually he’d settle on fleeting kisses and touches.

He doesn’t get jealous easily. On the rare occasion that he does, it would be when you’re oblivious to someone flirting with you. He’ll shoot them a look. He’ll act clingier than usual at home, but don’t ever bring it up.

When it comes to you being the jealous one, I don’t think you’d ever have to worry because Diluc is way too loyal. One time he went to the flower shop to buy you roses, and Donna saw him. He wouldn’t even make eye contact with her because that felt like cheating 💀

It would take me out if I was a bystander 😭 imagine watching this man buy flowers, see an admirer, then speed walk down the street with like fifty bouquets. MMM romance 😍

When he does become more comfortable with you, I’d imagine he’d be crazy for cuddling and stroking his hair. He just gets super relaxed when you play with it or brush it.

During make out sessions, he would be slow and careful yet passionate at the same time. Its one of those kisses where you can literally feel all his emotions for you, and he tries his best to convey them with his actions.

Is big on gift giving. Expect lots of flowers and jewelry from this man. He may not like to show you off in public, but to him, wearing the rings and necklaces he buys you is the same as telling everyone you’re his.

Loves holding your hand. Although he often keeps his gloves on, he only ever takes them off to feel your fingers intertwined with his. Basically just a sucker for skinship 🙄🙏

You were flabbergasted when he took his gloves off. This could be self indulgent but Diluc would have the prettiest hands to ever exist 😩 he’d look at you all confused because you can’t stop admiring them LMAO (new necklace)

On that note, I think he’d also have rough/calloused hands from his darknight hero work. If he hurts his hands, you make it your job to treat them. May or may have not hurt them on purpose before so you could take care of him lol

One time during the winter season, Diluc walked in on you sitting in front of the fireplace wrapped around that big ass coat he owns. Mentally combusted because one, you were wearing his clothes, and two, his clothes didn’t fit you right. Shit was comfy as hell but it practically swallowed your body 💀

After that, Diluc let you steal multiple articles of clothing from him. On days where he is super busy, you wear them to feel less lonely. Shit has his heart racing

Refuses to blush in front of you. Ever. He’ll awkwardly cover his face and cough to the side, feigning sickness 🙀

SHOULDER MASSAGES.

On slower nights at the tavern, he loves when you come to his work just to talk while he wipes the wine glasses clean. Is a great listener, could probably listen to you ramble for hours.

Would remember little details from conversations.

#diluc #diluc x you #diluc ragnvindr #diluc ragnivindr x reader #headcanons #genshin diluc #fluff #romance #↳˳☁️;; ❝ headcanons ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗:

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miraculermarinette · 2 years

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I don't understand why Lukzoe shippers insist on Lukzoe being "soulmates" and "made for eachother".

I have seen very often that Lukazoe shippers often say that Lukzoe has canon evidence as to why they will be endgame and it has started to irritate me. 🙄. Like, many of their arguments can be contradicted easily.

The only reason Zoe is making that face is not bcoz she's in love but bcoz all of them are comforting Luka. We see Marinette make that face to Luka in Wishmaker. That doesn't mean she's in love with him. Just go watch Crocoduel again. That entire episode Luka keeps saying that he is in love with Marinette. And Zoe was literally part of the plan to get Lukanette back to together.

This picture and argument by Lukzoe stans is just stuff taken out of context.

Yeah, but even Chloe has the same transformation style with her moving her hands like that. She isn't Luka's soulmate.

Many characters in the show have similar tranformation style. Just see that Zoe's and Marinette’s end pose is very similar. That doesn't make them soulmates.

Chloe’s costume also matches Luka's helmet. That again doesn't make them soulmates. You are literally implying that if two characters have the same colors then they are made for eachother. And about their shoes. How does having similar shoes makes them a couple? Marinette and rose have the same type of shoes too, y'know.

I forgot to add the icecream screenshot.

Luka in truth is holding a icecream which was given to him by Andre for him and Marinette, with the top scoop being pink in color and the bottom scoop being blue in color and that somehow matches zoe's costume, I repeat COSTUME in queen banana. Her outfit there was literally just a dress up for a movie. I guess by ur logic the movie! Zoe is Luka's soulmate right? How is that even possible since the movie has already ended?

The icecream colors can represent anyone. Pink can be used for Marinette and blue for her eyes. Pink can also be used for Rose. Anyone.

You can ship it if you want. You're free to do that. But please don't spread information that is not true just bcoz you want more shippers.

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #ml salt #ml fandom salt #luka coffaine #lukzoe salt #lukazoe salt #zuka salt #tagging this to be safe #luka x zoe salt #salt salt salt #marinette dupain cheng #zoe lee

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magnus-the-maqnificent · 2 years

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never have I ever been more offended by any take on TEC like this one lol

Trsom

TLBOTW

also this

Anyways I accidentally stumbled on this person’s blogs and usually I don’t care people can hate malec idc To each their own but-

I see people saying that tec was purely for fan service and like even if it was I don’t see the problem? I mean not everything has to be deep. books can be meaningless (not that tec didn’t have a meaning I love tec).

also not to dish on this person I get hating CC or any book series or whatever but they have spent the past 5 years on this blog hating on every single tsc character like bro are you okay? if you don’t like something move on

Okay, um, LMAO. First of all, rsom.

Yeah it was originally advertised as NA, but it was changed to YA later on. Cassie literally announced it herself??? OP would’ve known if they literally paid any attention to Cassie other than hating on her every moment they got lol 😭

Also,

OP - the final fight was shit

Me, whose favourite part of rsom was the final fight -

Also imagine thinking this entrance wasn’t badass as fuck-

(And also soft as fuck 🥺)

OP Magnus did NOT go all ‘eh 🙄’ when Jace was mentioned just for you to say there’s JaCe WaNk in this book like wth 😭😭😭 (like, okay, maybe Jace is a lil overrated in-universe, but there’s enough self-awareness of that and in-universe acknowledgement too, especially from Simon and Magnus’s POVs).

ALSO. MOST IMPORTANTLY.

Yes, Alec seems different between trsom and cofa, but like??? In trsom Alec specifically states that he wishes never to meet any of Magnus’s exes, and in cofa, he literally meets one of Magnus’s worst exes, in a terrible situation no less. Trsom is literally a vacation, a getaway. There’s a reason the tone of trsom feels so different from any other tsc book (I mean. Hot air balloon dinners and peaceful late night walks while holding hands? Soft dancing and long drives in a Maserati and two and a half whole pages of the softest lazy cuddling you’ll ever see and don’t even get me started on the ending omg). Like, despite the stakes, there’s still something casual and soft and sweet about trsom. Trsom is the literal definition of *slow motion double vision in rose blush* (Taylor Swift, always right). Trsom is Magnus and Alec having rose tinted glasses on, but during cofa the glasses come off and they have to confront the harsh realities of their relationship.

Besides, there was plenty of foreshadowing in rsom for their issues to come. Alec not wanting to meet Magnus’s exes. Alec comparing his life experiences to Magnus’s like they were books. Alec being insecure about Tessa. Magnus thinking about how he couldn’t tell Alec the whole truth about himself lest he lose Alec or even worse, put him in danger (thanks, Ass-hoe-dues 😑). And… did op even read the same book cause like… despite everything, they were still struggling to communicate about some issues in this book. Alec literally goes “ANYWAYS-“ in the middle of a conversation about Magnus’s immortality and his own mortality. Magnus deflects questions about his past so many times. Magnus makes some progress, of course (the fireside scene), but that gets stomped on by end no thanks to Shinyun and Asshoedues. Yay. 😭

*ehem* anyways, onto lbotw

Ok. Listen. First of all - I’m struggling not to cry-laugh rn but - YES ALEC WAS HORNY AS SHIT EVEN THOUGH MAGNUS WAS CHANGING BECAUSE OF THE SVEFNTHORN SO WHAT??? THATS WHY WE FUCKING LOVE HIM??? (Also, OP, these two are very sexually frustrated after spending a good couple of weeks continuously looking after Max give them a break lmao)

Also, I thought the explanation for why Alec could reverse the svefnthorn’s effects was… pretty much self-explanatory?? He’s got the alliance rune, which lets him use warlock magic, hence he survived the stabbing. And he’s a shadowhunter, he’s angel blooded, which along with him being able to use warlock magic (and specifically Magnus’s magic) somehow let him draw the thorn out of Magnus. Idk how to articulate it but you know what I mean???

Also, OP, this isn’t the MCU where you have to watch like 2134 movies and shows to get what’s happening 😭😭😭 like, yeah, the knowledge may seem unnecessary to us but if someone for any reason decided to read only tec then it helps them know what’s happening? 🤷‍♀️ Like, yes all the series are interconnected but each series still manages to stand on its own and that’s kinda neat tbh.

Idk why I’m ranting about every aspect of OP’s posts but anyway yeah lol

ALSO they mentioned having a copy of lbotw???? They LITERALLY bought lbotw with their own money????? I’m seriously laughing right now like BRO. WHY WOULD YOU SPEND MONEY ON SOMETHING YOU DONT LIKE???? You tag all your posts with ‘anti cc’ but you’re giving her your cash anyway like- ma’am there’s only one loser in this situation and it’s not Cassandra Clare 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly I find the last post even funnier now. You would’ve paid money just to see that sex scene, op. Don’t even try lying to me 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, idk what happened but like… the charity thing didn’t happen???? And I think that’s more important, the fact that she didn’t write Malec’s first time as a lone one shot for charity. (Also, if OP had dug a little deep, they’d have found the first ever snippet of rsom, which was supposedly Malec’s first time but never made it into the book. It’s possible Cassie did start writing that one shot, but then decided to write a whole book, and then cut that scene out because it didn’t fit and wrote the one we have in our books today).

Like, yeah Cassie is problematic sometimes buuuut unlike a lot of other authors, she actively listens and learns and corrects her mistakes. And that’s good enough for me. 🤷‍♀️

And yes!!! Who cares if it’s fanservice or whatever. It’s still queer content. It gives me a shit ton of serotonin. And who doesn’t like serotonin??? I don’t even know what to say to those people cause like… they’re still actively hating on and boycotting a queer book series. Like, idc how they spin it, it’s still gonna look BAD 🤷‍♀️

I didn’t mean for this to get so long sksksksks 😭😭😭

Anyway, thanks for adding someone to my blocklist anon 😘

#their posts aren’t complete garbage - I kinda agree with some of the points they made about representation in Cassie’s books #but otherwise #what the fuck #the op of that blog is a whole fucking circus #imagine spending five long years BUYING someone’s books #with your own damn money #and then sitting and dedicated a hate blog to them #I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣#have fun honking that clown nose bro!#tsc #blues and then purple pink asks #what do I even tag this as #malec #trsom #rsom #tlbotw #lbotw #tec

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My Top Posts in 2021

I have never, and I mean NEVER, watched a show where the man loves his wife as much as Judd loves Grace. He sat in that car as the water rose around them willing to die with her, hand in hand, because that's the way he wanted to go. Because he is nothing and there is nothing without her. He broke up with her because he thought it was best for her — stupid yes, but done truly because he knows how phenomenal she is. He knew everything she could be and he wanted her to reach her fullest potential, regardless of the agony it caused him. He was ready to pack up his life after 2 MONTHS to be with her because he knew down to the marrow that she was it for him, and there wasn't ever going to be any other. He said it best when he said he'd walk through fire for her, has proved it EVERY SINGLE TIME she's in his sightline and you can just feel the devotion and adoration radiating from him and I will NEVER love a tv couple as much as I love them everyone else can go home

760 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 02:11:47 GMT

a man: baby..... i love you

me: but would you walk through fire so i know you love me, so that i know i’m safe? would you be willing to drown with me after our car is run off the road by a drunk driver because we made a pact to stay together no matter what? would you hang up on brother bob AND miss patricia just so you can hear the sound of my voice? give up your life just to follow me halfway around the country? attempt murder whilst i am unconscious because someone hurt me?? no???? didn’t think so. move along 💅

858 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 03:05:37 GMT

How can anyone be sad about Eddie and Ana dating when it is so narratively clear what her role in the story is? Regardless of any misogynistic implications, Ana's literal role is a stepping stone on Eddie's path to healing and recovery. like. that's not fanon conjecture, that's literally canon. She is designed to be temporary. I'm not saying buddie is going to be a thing; none of us can know until we Know and frankly, I don't think the writers know if buddie is going to be a thing either. But I will say that Eddie dating Ana is an incredibly important and pivotal peak in his character arc, and that this event marks the beginning of his future as a person truly healing from a devastating loss. He's admitted to not being over the death of his wife, probably not over the fact that she was ready and willing to divorce him like two hours before her death, but now he's willing to try and I'm so GLAD we get to track his healing and recovery fully instead of the writers just skipping through his healing like it's nothing. anyways I could rant about this forever but I'd literally die for him and you guys need to stop stressing out over nothing 😭

871 notes • Posted 2021-02-23 02:11:50 GMT

bobby in S1E1: this is not a family this is not a clubhouse 🙄

bobby in S1E2 - Present: if ANYONE so much as lays a HAND on one of my DUMB CHILDREN i will SHOOT THEM TO DEATH. 😡 i am married to a COP and i’m from MINNESOTA which means i know GUN THINGS. oh??? 👀 you have daddy issues??? you need the love and affection your father never gave you???👀 n ✍️ o✍️ t ✍️ e ✍️ d ✍️ welcome to the 118 bitch, come for the fires. stay for the tender love and support we offer each other freely 😤

1031 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 16:33:11 GMT

All I wanted in this episode was to see Eddie standing in support of Buck against his parents and he DID. No, he wasn't there for the dinners or anything like that, but he told Buck point blank that he had nothing to apologise for.

OK seriously think about that for a moment. When is the last time ANYONE has told Evan Buckley that he has nothing to apologise for? Eddie did something for Buck that not many people do for him: he validated his feelings. He told him it was okay to be pissed, he told him he had a right to be angry and hurt, even though his delivery wasn't the greatest. And not only is this significant development on Eddie's part (actually engaging in emotionally demanding conversation? the same man who literally ran off to war instead of dealing with whatever was going on at home?? okay), this episode also posited Eddie as exactly the kind of person Buck needs. like, obviously I'm a shipper so I'm gonna look at things with shipper glasses, but even taking those off for a minute: Eddie stood in Buck's corner when no one else who mattered (even Maddie, though I'm not mad at her) did. That's a good friend. That's a good partner. like??? ugh we were fed so good in this episode y'all, eat up

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