Very rough sketch of best boi done while bored at work
allow me to introduce,,,,.
BILL HADER IN MASSIVE JORTS
Richie Tozier helped me realize how much I’m keeping people out by trying to be funny all the time, like using humor to hide my feelings.
And I just wanna say, fuck you for that, Richard.
Wait wait wait, you came up with a reddie scenario but now want me to provide a stenbrough(?) context? Or do you mean stozier? Like Stan is getting tweeted at by Richie? Or Stan is tweeting at Richie? Or Eddie??
Either way, Stan doesn’t send thirst tweets. He screams to his friends privately about his celebrity obsessions. Because I am Stan and Stan is me, I know that he creates sideblogs to squeal about whatever his latest embarrassing hyperfixations.
Stan. Is. Never. Horny. On. Main.
And he plans to keep it that way.
As for being sent thirst tweets, well I’m sure we can all guess how he’d react. If Richie is really out here tagging him and screeching about how he wants to suck Stan’s dick, there’s only one conclusion to this. Stan being like:
Unless it’s Bill, then Stan’s like:
georgie’s death/eddie’s death parralels
okay, so bare with me here (this won’t be too long)
do you all remember that scene after the losers defeated pennywise in chapter one? when bill finds georgie’s rain coat and starts crying and all the losers surround him to comfort him?
okay, now think about the quarry scene at the end of chapter two when richie’s crying his heart out after they defeated pennywise for good but in exchange he loses eddie (well, they lose eddie), and all the losers are surrounding richie to comfort him (
excluding stan and eddie) the same way they had surrounded bill all those years back to comfort him.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
Stanley Uris not being in Tumblr year in review as a popular character is homophobic
How dare you
Eddie: *tries on Richie’s glasses and stares directly at him*
Eddie: oh wow…
Eddie: you’re blind as FUCK man!
With only a few days left until summer vacation, teachers and students unmotivated alike, and the air heavy with heat - there isn’t much else to do than a paper war to kill some time.
My friend and I have been screaming about a clown movie for the past fucking week. We’re not sane
god for the life and sake of my sanity plz link me some reddie fake dating fics. PLEASE
Both Finn and Sophia are in new horror movies in 2020 and I am HYPED!!!!
hey so… when did mike find out that derry makes you forget? it couldn’t have been all at once, it had to be slow. did he run to the mailbox every day after his chores were done and wait, a little ball of kinetic energy? did he wonder what sorts of postcards and pictures and souvenirs his friends would send him? did he try to calm himself down after the first few weeks without a word had passed, they must be really busy, moving is always a big deal, and anyway, bill promised to write? did he try to stave off the creeping realization that his friends had forgotten him? and when he discovered in his research that derry made people forget these things, was he relieved that it wasn’t him? was he angry at It for doing this, making him all alone all over again? was he angry at his friends, at bill, even though he knew it wasn’t their fault, they didn’t mean to, but knowing that doesn’t stop it from hurting? did he pick up the phone to dial them week after week, then put it down, knowing that he could only bring all this back when he absolutely needed to?
do you think he considered leaving, because maybe that would help, forgetting them, forgetting how much it hurt? did he immediately banish the thought because all that pain might one day be worth it, if they only would come back someday, and remember him, and love him again?
idk just a thought lol
Bill: dude, he has a body count in the hundreds
Bill: yeah, I mean to have a body count that high he must’ve started when he was fourteen
Bill: c’mon ben, it’s not like you to judge people on when they lost their virginity
Ben: oh thank god I thought you mean victims
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Imagine instead of eddie his name is alexander, alex for short
Alexander kaspbrak i-
Imagine advent day 6=visiting a Christmas market (stanbrough x oc)
Jaymi was more excited then she thought she’d be “please hurry” she begged her husband’s “we’re coming love, hold on” she hears stan says. He and bill then come into view “let’s go” Jaymi says again and out the door they go and get into tha car, bill is the one driving and they listen to Christmas music along the way. When they finally get there they parks and the headed in together, Jaymi became a little kid seeing everything and that made bill and stan smile at her as she looked at everything she could find. They knew they has to keep an eye on her which was a lot harder then it used to be as she has definitely gotten faster as she has gotten older “love can you slow down a little please” bill asked “okay, sorry guys I’m just to excited” she says. Both bill and stan kissed her head softly “you don’t ever have to apologise for anything” stan said and they continued their shopping, getting the other losers their gifts and getting some decorations for their house. At about lunch time Jaymi had gotten a text that seemed to freak her out and she refused to leave ethier stan or Bill’s sides “what did that text say love?” Bill asked but Jaymi didn’t wanna talk about it and they had just let it go for now. Once they where done they left and as Jaymi was putting the bags in the car stan noticed some guy that was watching her and he pointed him out to bill and they both kissed Jaymi “don’t forget that if something or someone is bovering you Just let us know” stan says and they just get in the car with stan getting in the back with Jaymi. Bill still drove while Jaymi kept a tight grip on stan’s hand the hole ride home, when they arrived Jaymi hurried inside leaving stan and bill to carry the stuff in which they didn’t mind as they could tell something was up with their wife. As stan grabs the last bag he sees Jaymi left her phone so he picked it up and as he goes to call her to get it another text came threw from a unknown number ‘you looked so beautiful today, shame those man whores were there or I could have helped and made you happier then you’ve ever been’. By what he could tell it seen whoever this number belonged to was stalking Jaymi and that pissed him off, he gave Jaymi her phone and once she had gone up to have a shower he told bill about the texts. They were both worried and deside to talk to her about tomorrow as they wanted to at least inform the others about what was happening so Jaymi had all the support and protection she could get. As she came downstairs she noticed the looks on stan and Bill’s faces “you found out didn’t you?” She says quietly “yea, why would you never tell us about this?” Bill asked and Jaymi just sat inbetween the two “whoever this is threatened to hurt or kill and if I said anything to anyone and I couldn’t just let that happen” she says. Both men toke a hold of her hands “listen we informed the others and they promised to help out any way they could, we’re all here for you” stan says and Jaymi smiles “thanks guys, I love you so much” she says as she kissed both their cheeks.