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Ruby reading the Adventures of Somewhat to her and Jaune children.
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superiorsturgeon · 2 months
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Jaune: Excuse me, I’m Jaune Arc! I’m Jamie’s father!
Pyrrha: And I’m his mother!
Tournament Official: Sir, Ma’am, your son used some cleverly-forged papers to enter a combat tournament with what we believe are weapons stolen from the two of you! *holds up Jaune’s sword and Pyrrha’s shield*
Jamie: *underage* 🥺
Jaune: Jamie, we’re not angry, we’re just disappointed.
Pyrrha: Young man, you were taught better than that!
Official: Well, I’m glad to hear-
Pyrrha: When fighting older opponents, you know to use a spear for the reach advantage!
Official: Wait-
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razorblade180 · 14 days
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Carmine:Dad! Can you explain this? *lifts photo*
It was a picture of her mother when she was sixteen. The scrappy huntress had a messy pixie cut and flashed a scrappy grin as she yanked a Gheist out of a statue with her bare hands. Ruby’s corset was a little tattered as belts hung from it while her legs were covered by black leggings and red spanks under her combat grin. Meanwhile her army style boots were deep in a Beowulf’s skull.
Jaune:That’s your mother hyped up on adrenaline and giving everyone a heart attack.
Carmine:Yeah but like…She looks so hardcore.
Jaune:Because she is. You should see the photos where she had those nose ring studs and ear cuffs. Went sleeveless for awhile too.
Carmine:…*looks left”
The hardcore woman was currently dancing to Maria’s old albums in the kitchen, her high heels tapping on the tile floor will her red and black dress swayed with her hips; much like her long glorious hair that was kept at bay with a rose scrunchie near her lower back. She noticed her daughter’s glance, waved happily like a corgi, then went back to dancing as she baked muffins.
Carmine:What the heck changed?
Jaune:Nothing. She’ll still buy those if she feels like it. It’s just after she roundhouse kicked Salem and saved the world she looked at us and said, “y’know….I guess I’ll learn to walk in heels.” Then her and Weiss became the world’s next obsession.
Carmine:Including you?
Jaune:Oh no. I’m the weirdo that saw a quirky girl make a crater in the courtyard and think “Ay she’s neat.”
Ruby:They say crime doesn’t pay, but it should be studied how much mileage a man got from sneaking into Beacon and befriending a klutz with poor social skills.
Jaune:Trust the process.
Ruby:Amen to that!
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lord-of-rain · 17 days
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Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?
Ruby: *raises her hand*
Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.
Ruby: *lowers her hand*
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sevi-fuk · 1 month
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Day 1: Bumblebaby(babies)
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ryharuki · 12 days
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notmaplemable · 5 months
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A Penny For A Memory
Ruby: *Looking over some of her student's weapon designs*
Penny: ...Mommy.
Ruby: Yeah, Penny?
Penny: I have a question.
Ruby: Yeah?
Penny: Well, Nicky is named after grandpa Nick.
Ruby: That's right.
Penny: Summer is named after grandma Summer.
Ruby: That's... right.
Penny: And I'm named after your friend, Penny.
Ruby: ...Yeah, yeah you are.
Penny: But... I don't really know anything about her. You and dad... never really talk about her.
Ruby: Yeah... Yeah you're right.
Penny: I-I understand if it's too hard to talk about her.
Ruby: No, *Stands up from her desk* You deserve to know about her. Come on, I've got something to show you.
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*A few minutes later in the Rose-Arc household attic*
Ruby: *Sitting on the floor next to Penny, a photo album laying on their laps* That's Penny, right there.
Penny: Wow, she has red hair like me, and she wears a bow like Aunt Blake used to.
Ruby: Yep.
Penny: What was she like?
Ruby: ...She was always so curious about... pretty much everything. She was really sheltered, so she didn't really know much about everyday life when I met her.
Ruby: It seemed like she always had a smile on her face. She was always happy to do anything. Talk about anything. Just hangout...
Penny: ...Mommy.
Ruby: *Tearing up* And she was brave. So brave. She gave her life to save Remnant. Like a real hero.
Penny: ...Is that why you don't talk about her?
Ruby: *Wipes her eyes* It's just really hard to bring up those memories. There's a lot of what ifs. Especially for your father.
Penny: ...Is that why daddy sometimes screams my name when he has a nightmare?
Ruby: Yeah...
Penny: ...
Ruby: ...
Penny: ...Do you-... Do you think she would've liked me?
Ruby: ...She would've loved you.
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phuezo · 1 year
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Finished my Bumbleby Family, its been so long since I drew them. Amber, Yin and Mei
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howlingday · 7 months
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Cinder: My dear, sweet, beloved family, I, Cinder Fall, matriarch of the Fall-Arc family have an important announcement to make!
Ashe: Ugh! Do you always have to do so much grandstanding? Can't you just get straight to the point and not drag it out?
Cinder: Oh, r-right. Excuse me, Ashe, I'm so used to making grand speeches before I lay out my plans before-
Ashe: Mom!
Cinder: Right, right! I'M GOING BACK TO VILLAINY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jaune: C-Cinder, this... This is such a huge change! I mean, I just got the kids used to the chore wheel!
Damien: Screw the chore wheel!
Jaune: W-What about our health insurance?
Cinder: I'll just set fire to any hospital that tries to deny us!
Damien: Can you blow up the old jungle gym?
Ashe: Can I use combustible fluids in my science projects?!
Cinder: ...Jaune?
Jaune: ...There is this one crossing guard who keeps making snide remarks at me.
Cinder: Then it's decided. Let's all go out and STEAL some ice cream!
Kids: YAAAAAY~!
Jaune: Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! AHAHAHA!
Family: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 7 months
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Ashe: *Fires Crossbow* YOU'LL BE LICKING THE DIRT OFF MY BOOT, LITTLE BROTHER!
Solaire: *Blocks Bolt with a firewall, Throws Bombs* But ten Minutes separate us Sister! Now bow and let take thy head from thy shoulders!
Ashe: *Disappears in light, reappears behind Solaire* Those were the best ten Minutes of my fucking life!
Jaune: Kids! Stop fighting and come eat lunch!
Ashe: *Pinning Solaire, Knife to his throat* Only when He's dead Dad!
Solaire: *Turning Ashe's equipment Red hot* You have no say in what I do, Cur!
Jaune: ... I just wish you guys would get along.
Cinder: I Know they get that from me.
Jaune: I wasn't gonna say it.
Cinder: You were thinking it.
Jaune: Yeah I was thinking it.
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amelia-yap · 2 years
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helloooo
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Meet Scarlet! Debatably well adjusted huntress in training!
Sure her parents are evil and fight a lot but... No I guess that's it. Healthier household than most since she has both parents present.
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superiorsturgeon · 19 days
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Pyrrha: *five months pregnant, checking her reflection in a full-length mirror*
Pyrrha: *turns sideways and examines her middle* 😕
Pyrrha: *turns back and tries sucking her bump in*
Pyrrha: *gives up and relaxes, letting her belly blob back out* 😮‍💨
Jaune: *poking his head through the bedroom door* Whatcha doin’ Pyr?
Pyrrha: Oh, nothing…just wondering if I’ll ever feel thin and pretty again…😢
Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug from behind* Pyrrha, if it’s what you want, I’m sure you’ll have your abs back in no time flat after the baby comes!
Pyrrha: *settles back against Jaune with a sigh* Thank you, Jaune…you always know what to say to reassure me.
Jaune: …but there is one thing…!
Pyrrha: …? 😕
Jaune: Remember back at Beacon, when you were training me and I started getting abs…?
Pyrrha: …wait…
Jaune: …and you made me eat a bunch of muffins because you wanted me to have a soft tummy?
Pyrrha: Jaunathon Arc, you’d better not…! Don’t you dare!
Jaune: …I think you look beautiful with your baby bump! 😁
Pyrrha: *swats Jaune’s nose* Stop being sweet while making fun of me!
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razorblade180 · 3 months
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Ruby:The time has come. Choose, my child…
Baby Carmine:…*grabs toy Grimm*
Ruby:Ah, the Beowulf? Just like your mommy.
Carmine: *throws it*
Ruby:….Hmmm you’re either more like me, or your father’s daughter. Either way, you’re adorable. *snuggles her*
xxxx
Carmime: *suplexes thug*
Ruby:Maybe the Xiao Long dna won in the end?
Yang:Ruby, what the heck are you rambling about?
Ruby:Somehow you and dad hijacked my child.
Yang:Pfft, that not true. She’s totally like you. I mean you’ve seen her grades.
Ruby:Your birthday is cancelled.
Yang:What!?
Ruby:I didn’t stutter.
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lord-of-rain · 8 days
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Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?
Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*
Garnet: O-okay?
Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*
Garnet:
Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.
Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!
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sevi-fuk · 5 months
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My piece for @bumblebybigbang
For @battlecouplesoulmates story Till the end of time
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