#ruby x jaune

[reashot]

Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

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[ludibriadormonoteista]

BEFORE and AFTER II

Part 1 here.

Before:

Jaune: *Yawn* Man. This Vytal Tournament sure got me tired. I hope my Team doesn’t mind me taking a nap this early in the-

*SCHWING*

Jaune: *With a Saber Pointed to his Face* …Noon.

Winter: Mr. Arc, I presume.

Jaune: T-That’d be me! Wait, were you just waiting for me by the dorms?

Winter: That’s classified. *Sheats Saber* Winter Schnee. Atlas Specialist. I have come to discuss matters pertinent to you regarding my sister.

Jaune: You’re Weiss’ sister?! Uh-! I mean-! We’re good friends! Yeah! Though I guess you could say we started off on the wrong foot…

Winter: Quite the laughable understatement, Mr. Arc. For you see, Weiss has detailed in her letters many instances where you publicly harassed her with your feeble attempts at courting her.

Jaune: Hey, I wasn’t harassing her-

Winter: In case you were not aware, Weiss is a very prominent figure in Atlas, and as such, receives multiple solicitations from wealthy suitors on a daily basis. Men with far more ambition and talent than you could ever hope to achieve in your life.

Jaune: Now, wait a minute. Just because I’m not rich, that doesn’t mean I’m not up to snuff.

Winter: Is that so? *Raises a Folder* Because this extensive background check I have on you says otherwise.

Jaune: Extensive what now?

Winter: *Reading* Lack of proper education. Zero prior experience in the field. And absolutely no training to speak of. The best I could find were your admission transcripts, which were all filled out using crayons for whatever reason.

Jaune: I had run out of ink, okay?!

Winter: SILENCE! If the circumstances were any different, I would have you placed under arrest and locked up in the remotest cell in all of Solitas! However, doing so now would violate the Vytal Treaty amongst the Kingdoms. So instead, I will advise you to recognize my authority next time you elect to threaten the sanctity of my dear little sister again. Verstehst?!

Jaune: Y-Yeah- I-I versteht(?) that, alright!

Winter: Splendid. I will be watching the tournament for the remaining of its duration. It would do you well to know your place in the meantime. That will be all. *Marches Away*

Jaune: T-Thanks, have a great day! Hahah... *Nearly Faints* Oh dear…

After:

Yang: Alright, VB! You’ve got nowhere to run!

Jaune: Knock it off, Yang! You’ve been chasing after me all morning! Can we please talk about this?!

Yang: Nuh-uh~ Ruby’s biological clock is ticking, and I’ll be damned if I let the Rose Bloodline end here!

Jaune: Don’t you think this is moving things between me and Ruby a little too fast? Can’t we at least settle for a date first?

Yang: Oh, I’ll arrange you a date, alright… WITH HER WOMB-! *Encased in a Block of Ice*

Jaune: …What just happened?

Winter: *Descending with her Maiden Powers* That should hold her for a while. Imagine my surprise it was just you two causing a ruckus around Vacuo. For a moment I thought Salem had arrived.

Jaune: Oh thank goodness! It’s you, Winter. Sorry for all the trouble, Yang and I had a disagreement and-

Winter: Never mind all that. I was actually meaning to talk to you privately about something.

Jaune: Really? Is it a mission?

Winter: In a manner of speaking, yes. Ever since you and your friends came back, I have been worried about Weiss’ sake. To think I once thought to have forever lost my sister to that blasted abyss…

Jaune: …Winter?

Winter: *Harrumphs* Alas. I have been thinking about your actions back at that bridge. You fought tooth and nail to protect Weiss despite your shortcomings. Believe me when I say you have shown yourself worthy of my sister’s hand and affection.

Jaune: Oh… Wow! Thanks, that’s a… That’s a lot to take in. I’ll be sure to think about it.

Winter: What is there to think about?

Jaune: …I’m sorry?

Winter: You misunderstand, Mr. Arc. I am not merely granting you my blessing to date Weiss. My sister deserves the best, and as your commanding officer, I demand that you provide the best for her.

Jaune: Uh…

Winter: FURTHERMORE! You are to, effective immediately, seek to copulate with my sister for the betterment of the Schnee Bloodline!

Jaune: EH?!

Frozen!Yang: !!!

Winter: With your Aura and Semblances combined, your firstborn will become a key component to winning this war, as well as generating the perfect heir to uphold both our families’ legacy! Of course, I do not plan on holding it against you in the events Weiss explicitly decides to have more children-

Jaune: Okay, STOP! Full stop! Demanding that I hook up with Weiss is already one thing! But you cannot in good conscience order me to sleep with her! She’s your sister, for crying out loud!

Winter: Exactly! She is my sister, and I intend on getting her the perfect husband! I was foolish to dismiss you before, but not anymore! Now come with me!

Jaune: H-Hey! Just hear me out for a second! What I’m trying to say is-

Winter: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I will ask you one last time to not make this more difficult than it has any right to be! You can come along willingly, or I can drag you out by force! EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER’S ARMS SOON ENOUGH!

Jaune: Y-You’re not serious, are you?

Winter: *Saber in Hands, Winter Maiden Powers in Full Effect* I WILL NOT BE DENIED OF MY FUTURE NIECES AND NEPHEWS!

Jaune: …I should get back to running.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #winter schnee #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #lancaster #ruby x jaune #jaune x ruby #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #yangposting

[arc-misadventures]

How NOT To Cook

Yang: S-She didn't...

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Haaa... Yeah...

Yang: Is that why you rebuilt the kitchen?!

Jaune: Twice...

Yang: Twice?!

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: Is this why you do all the cooking?

Jaune: I love my wife, but I fear for my life if I let her cook so much as instant noodles.

Yang: I can see tha...?! Is she cooking a flashbang on the stove?!

Jaune: Wha…?! RUBY NO?!!

Ruby:

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[lord-of-rain]

Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwbabies #james ironwood #general ironwood

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: Stop doing that

Jaune*literally just standing there*: Doing what?

Ruby: Things that make me want to kiss the hell out of you

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwby lancaster #ruby x jaune #source: tumblr

[brokentrafficknight]

You now remember the Miles cameo about Lancaster becoming happy beach bums if they get married

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby shitpost #lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #zwei #rwbabies

[seshirukun]

Together

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwby art #my art

[dragonking10]

What if Jaune had PTSD from his time at the Ever After?

It was a beautiful morning, the sun was barely rising leaving a beautiful stunning view of the hills of trees and one two-story house the middle of woods with fences around the yard and a beautiful rose garden in the front and a barn in the backyard with two horses in the field running around in a fenced area next to the house when suddenly

Jaune wakes up: I'M LATE!!!

Jaune rushes out of bed waking up his wife Ruby in the process

Ruby rubbing her eyes: Late for what?

She sees her husband rushing to get his armor on then it realization suddenly hit her.

Ruby: Jaune WAIT!

Jaune with his armor half-way on: I CAN'T RUBY, THERE'S NO TIME I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!

Ruby: Jaune look at me *grabs his face and gently make him face her* Look at me.

Ruby can see her husband's eyes dialated as if he's stuck in a memory.

Ruby: Listen to my voice and take a deep breath.

Jaune takes a deep breath.

Ruby: That's it, you're doing good, come back to me.

Jaune's eyes suddenly turned back to normal as he slowly looks around then back to his wife.

Jaune sighs: I did it again didn't I?

Ruby nods

Jaune hugs Ruby: I'm sorry-

Ruby: Don't be, I'm always here for you. Let's get back in bed you're exhausted.

Ruby slowly guides him back to their bed and gently pulls Jaune down, resting his head on her lap.

Jaune: I don't deserve you.

Ruby: Yes you do, you derserve me alot than you think.

Ruby gently rubs Jaune's hair out of face and continues to pet him, soothing his worries.

Jaune: I... love...zzz.

Jaune falls asleep

Ruby smiles and kisses his forehead: I love you too Jaune.

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #jaune arc x ruby rose #ruby rose x jaune arc #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby #lancaster4life #ruby is the only one that calms jaune's ptsd

[b1ird]

lazy lancaster...because im feeling lazy rn

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[celticcatgirl2]

I saw this on a blog that I think has me blocked? But I Fucking love it so here

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[rocknroll7575]

Every Lancaster post! XD

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[reashot]

Ruby Have Disturbing Politics...

Ruby: I wuv you Jaune... 🥰

Jaune: Not as much as I wuv you.

Ruby: No, no. Ich Liebe dich my beautiful French boy. 👦 🥖

Jaune: Je'taime Ruby. My cute little German girl... Now if you would excuse me. I have to make dinner.

*walks away while swaying his big beautiful butt*

Ruby: Ughhhh.....🥵

YOLO! 😫

*slaps*

Jaune: Ouch! Ruby what the Frick?

Ruby: Uhh.... Elsaß-Lothringen rightfully belongs to Germany? 😣

Jaune: *gasp*

A few moments later

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[ludibriadormonoteista]

Knock Knock

Blake: *Opens Door* Ruby?

Dog!Faunus Ruby: *Holding Several Pamphlets* Hi! Miss Belladonna, is it? So nice to meet you!

Blake: …Ruby, you live here. You already know who I am.

Ruby: You’re absolutely right! Let’s skip introductions, shall we? *Clears Throat* So, I’m going from door to door to see if anyone’s interested in becoming Jaune’s pet today.

Blake: Ruby, is this some sort of attempt of yours at starting a cult centered around Jaune? …Again?

Ruby: Amazing question, you’re such a good girl.

Blake: *Ear Twitches* Go on…

Ruby: So basically, you become Jaune’s lap-dog, or lap-cat in your case, and you get to enjoy all kinds of benefits!

Blake: Benefits?

Ruby: You get to sleep around him whenever you want, he takes you on walksies, helps clean your ears, feeds you…

Blake: He feeds you?

Ruby: Oh yeah! His strawberry shortcake is to die for, believe me. OH! Remember that fancy tuna dish our teams had at our last get-together?

Blake: *Profusely Sweats* Yes…?

Ruby: Jaune cooked it himself. Family recipe, he says.

Blake: *Licking her Lips* Wait, *Shakes Head* You don’t take issue over the fact that he will be spending time with me?

Ruby: I thought so too at first, but I soon realized that Jaune deserves all the love he can get! More so than lil’ ol’ me could ever provide. Besides, we are just friends!

Blake: Uh, hum… Look, I’m sure this is nice and all, but I will admit this is a little weird even for me. And considering the type of stuff I’m into, that is saying something. Sorry, but my answer is no. *Grabs Doorknob*

Ruby: WaitwaitWAIT!

Blake: …What?

Ruby: Head pats.

Blake: …H-Head pats?

Ruby: Every. Single. Day.

Blake: *Both Ears Twitch* …On second thought, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.

Ruby: Amazing! Now before you sign up, would you like to hear a few encouraging words of our sponsor, Mama Arc?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #blake belladonna #jaune arc #lancaster #knightshade #ruby x jaune #blake x jaune #dog!faunus ruby #cat!faunus blake #Isn't she already a cat Faunus? #Shut up

[arc-misadventures]

Half, And Half

Jaune: Ruby's drinking.

Yang: What?! She's too young tooo... Eh?

Jaune: Yeah. Can you take that away from her?

Yang: It's just orange soda, what's the harm?

Jaune: It's half, and half. Half soda, half vodka.

Yang: WHAT?!

Jaune: I'm scared, she gets frisky when she's drunk.

Yang: SHE GET'S WHAT WHEN WHAT?!!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster

[lord-of-rain]

Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?

Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*

Garnet: O-okay?

Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*

Garnet:

Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.

Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!

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[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *enters Jaune's room very upset*

Jaune: *laying in his bed* Rough day?

Ruby: *nods*

Jaune: *open his arms* Come here

Ruby: *goes to him and sinks her face into his titties*

Jaune: *hugs her* Stay as long as you like

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