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Week 1 - End the suffering (Arkos) - 4/29/24 (thats right I'm torturing you guys first)
Week 2 - A single shot (Lancaster) - 5/6/24
Week 3 - Killing Curiosity (SilentKnight) - 5/13/24
Week 4 - Witness Him (Circuit Breaker) 5/20/24
Week 5 - Out with a B(Y)ang (Dragonslayer) 5/27/24
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Scroll Case
Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?
Yang: Sure. Let me…?!
Jaune: Thanks!
Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.
Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?
Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.
Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!
Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.
Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Ladies?
Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.
Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?
Yang: Well, no…
May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.
May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.
Yang: Since when were you that big…?
Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.
Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’
Yang: Not many…?
Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.
Nora: I can use mine as a charger!
Yang: Seriously?
Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.
Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!
Yang: That’s a compelling argument…
Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?
Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.
Jaune: That’s fair.
Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?
Jaune: How, what?
Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!
Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.
Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!
Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…
Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.
Glynda: Oh~?!
Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.
Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?
Jaune: No.
Yang: R-Really?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Did you want me to?
Yang: …
Yang: Kinda…
Jaune: Uhh… what?!
Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.
Jaune: Say what now?
May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!
Jaune: Thank you…?
Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’
Jaune: Kinda…
Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?
Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.
Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!
Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…
Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
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The art of seduction.
Jaune: Yang, look.
Yang: Hm?
Jaune: *he takes out a hose* Hose...
Yang: ?
Jaune: *He puts a small mariachi hat on the hose* José :D
Yang:...
Jaune: *Nervous* You... You didn't like it?
Yang: I'm going to fuck you so hard.
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Yang:*cuddling* Hey Jaune? Weird question, but am I like your mom?
Jaune:That definitely is a weird question to ask at this exact moment.
Yang:You always hear how girls somehow go after people somewhat like their dad and vice versa, so I’m curious.
Jaune:You’re accepting I’m a little like your dad?
Yang:Baby steps. Now answer the question.
Jaune:…Nah, you two are different.
Yang:How do?
Jaune:Well for starters you believe in me.
Yang:…..Is there gas in the car?
Jaune:We are not visiting my parents.
Yang:Why not? *smiles* I just wanna talk.
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The Hero and his three chosen ladies
So this picture right here I got commissioned from Seshirukun, it was another Zelda themed one with Jaune being our lovable Hero of Legend. While our three lovely ladies that are wanting him, are chosen by the three Goddesses as their Chosen Maidens. Basically given powers and abilities of Din, Farore, Nayru to help our blond man out in the world of Remnant.
Like I said thank you Seshirukun for the wonderful art you created.
#knightshade#jaune x blake#blake belladonna#jaune arc#crossover fanart#dragonslayer#jaune x yang#jaune x pyrrha#arkos#rwby arkos#rwby jaune arc#rwby fanart#commission#rwby knightshade#rwby dragonslayer#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos
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Jaune: What are you doing?
Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.
Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?
Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???
#RWBY#Yang Xiao Long#Jaune Arc#RWBY Dragonslayer#Jaune Arc x Yang Xiao Long#Yang Xiao Long x Jaune Arc#source: instagram#incorrect rwby quotes
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Trippy Date night
Yang: *Talking to Weiss over the scroll* Ya Friday nights are when jaune and I take edibles and go to the aquarium
At the aquarium
Jaune: This is awesome.
Yang: Jaune i’m freaking out
Jaune: no, don… don’t ruin it for me.
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The Mistletoe
Jaune is standing on a step ladder try to hang a mistletoe on the doorway, while everyone else is getting everything ready for the Christmas party.
Ruby: becareful Jaune, don't forget what happened the last time you tried to hang up a mistletoe.
Penny: what happened last time?
Yang(giggling): oh yeah he fell and somehow place the mistletoe right above my breasts.
Penny: You must have been really mad.
Blake: not really, she actually walked up and lean her chest into him and said Well aren't you gonna give the girls a kiss, it is tradition while making them bounce a little.
Penny: and did he?
Weiss: nope he fainted.
While the girls are laughing Jaune just about fish hanging the mistletoe, but then he lost his footing causing him to fall backwards
Ruby: Jaune are you ok.
Jaune: Yeah i'm okay(sat up and see all the girls are staring him) what are you guys looking at?
Yang points and Jaune looks at where Yang is pointing at, and saw that the mistletoe has landed on his lap and right over his groin then he started laughing and said the same thing Yang said to him last Christmas.
Jaune:(laughing) well ain't someone gonna give my lap a kiss.
All the girls are blushing looking at each other then they all started smirking, and start kneeling down towards him then he notice a hand reaching for his zipper.
Jaune(panicking) guys I was only joking, I was only joking.
The End
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Jaune Finally Snapped...
Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.
*one epic fight scene later*
Salem: Ahhh!!!!
Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....
*lop Salem limbs's off*
Gyahhh!!!!
What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.
Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.
Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...
*starts to slowly regenerate*
Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.
Salem: Uhmmm....
Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...
*starts sharpening pole*
And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...
Salem: What the fuck dude?!
You're a monster!
Meanwhile
Weiss: S-should we stop him?
Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.
Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?
Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!
So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...
I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.
I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.
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Yang: (7 years old) one day I’ll meet my rusted knight
Summer: oh I’m sure you will my sunny little dragon
Ruby: ewww boys are gross * secretly wanting to marry the rusted knight
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Weiss: sister one day I’ll marry the rusted knight
Winter: I wish so as well
Whitley: you know he’s dead right
Winter/ weiss: shut up
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Blake: mmmm ya oh my yes I can work with this, the rusted knight escapes from the evil lords mansion with the Faunus princess
Kali: yes my darling make your mother proud
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Jaune:*shivers* what was that
Mama arc: what’s wrong sweet heart
Jaune: I feel like someone’s hunting me
Mama arc: maybe it’s a cute girl who will let you give me grand babies
Jaune: ewww mom gross
Mama arc: oh jaune your an arc, when you get older, women will be fighting over you
Years later
Rusted knight: team rwby *removes helmet to reveal jaune arc* your finally here
Yang: MINE
Grabs him and runs off
Weiss: get back here with my husband
Ruby: ya yang we can share him like our moms did dad
Blake: no the rusted knight is supposed to rescue the Faunus princess not be kidnapped by the bandit princess
Yang: we going to have so many babies
Jaune: mom was right
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Found this image and Now I can't stop thinking about Yang:
I dare anyone to try and make something out of this with Jaune or Blake, I want to see what you guys come up with.
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#jaune x yang#yang x blake#rwby bumbleby#rwby dragonslayer
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The Effects Of A Pun
Jaune: Hey, Yang?
Yang: Yeah?
Jaune: Did you know if you masturbate in space its called an astronut?
Yang: ...
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Jaune stare into the mirror inspecting the the array of hickies on his neck before turning to his side to try, and get a clear view at the scratch marks across his back before gazing at his reflection once more with a bewildered expression across it.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: The fuck... just happened...?
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Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?
Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t?
Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?
Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-
Ruby: Shut up don't say it!
Yang: Shh!
Blake: Uh, why?
Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?
Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.
Blake: ...What?
Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?
Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?
Yang: No treat!
Jaune: Treat?
Yang: No treat!
Jaune: Treat?
Yang: No treat!
Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...
Blake: Okay, what is happening?
Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.
Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?
Yang: Taxes
Jaune: Aw shucks!
Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?
Jaune: Treat?
Ruby: No treat!
Jaune: Treat?
Ruby: No treat!
Jaune: Awwww...
Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.
Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?
Jaune: Snack?
Ruby: Oh come on.
Yang: Dude, really?
Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!
Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.
Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?
Jaune: Treat?
Blake: No treat!
Jaune: Treat?
Blake: No treat!
Jaune: Treat?
Blake: NO TREAT!
Jaune: God dammit!
Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.
Jaune: Yeah!
Blake: What does n-a-p spell?
Jaune: Party!
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At a restaurant
Yang: Tonight was amazing. We should have dinner again.
Jaune: *Smiles* Thanks, but I’m full.
Yang:…
Yang: Keep talking like that, and I will give birth to your child.
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Yang:*knocks on door* Jaune why are you in the bathroom so long!
Jaune:Sorry, getting ready for bed.
Yang:Maybe if you didn’t wear a onesie you wouldn’t... *sees jaune in tank top and basketball shorts*
Jaune:You ok?
Yang:*staring at muscles* So you’re just gonna become a full course meal and not tell anyone?
Jaune:*blushing*Yang!
Yang:I’m serious! Like even I’m jealous. *feeling muscles* This journey has suit you well.
Jaune:Probably can’t lift as much as you though.
Yang:That may be true, but could lift what’s most important. *opens arms*
Jaune:…*lifts her by the waist*
Yang:Hehehe, yeeees~
Jaune:You’re such a good sometimes.
Yang:Ha, “sometimes.” Anyways, muscles are nice but strength means nothing without endurance. *wraps legs around him*
Jaune:Ma’am, I just got out the shower.
Yang:And I’m about to take one. Soooo?
Jaune:….*backs into bathroom*
Yang:Haha! That’s more like it. Be ready. I want to see your best effort!
Jaune:You’re a sports coach now?
Yang:Blame the basketball shorts.
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