Rabbit!faunus Jaune: She's pyrrha Nikos! Of course She'll find us! I'm just making sure my Pelvis will survive! Now make like a church mouse and SHUSH!
Cinder: OH THAT'S REAL MATURE OF YOU!
Fox!Faunus Pyrrha: Honey~ Darling~ I know you're nearby~
Cinder: ... Can you amp my aura a little? I'd also like to be able to walk after this.
Jaune: But I like Carrying you! PLus, I don't know if I can get us both, and you cannot carry me.
Cinder: Fine. But you owe me.
Jaune: Okay. I love you cinder! See you on the other side!
(apologies this probably ain't funny at the start.)
Cinder: I fuckin hate you, you understand.
Jaune: surrre.
Cinder: I despise you! Throughout all of my schemes you were there to stop them! I despise you for that.
Jaune: whatever you say cinder.
Cinder: your a failure to your family and.... And I'm glad I stopped being a arrogant bitch.
Jaune: I know honey.
Jaune smiled at her as he brought her close and kissed her on her cheek.
Cinder:... You know I still think you killing me would've left you off 100 times better.
Jaune:.. I know you think that, part of me does too.. but that's the old side of me, the side of me driven by rage. But hey you managed to get rehabbed and you came out better than before.
Cinder: true... But look at us... A ex-criminal and her boyfriend, said ex-criminal murdering her boyfriends loved ones and people he held dear.
Jaune: said boyfriend, faking his beacon transcripts, harassing a fellow student even if unintentional, stealing a atlas airship, working with criminals that only made the countries leader spiral farther down when he clearly needed assistance... Murdering.
The two sat in silence before jaune held cinder closer.
Cinder: i guess we're both criminals.. though my crimes are worse... Gods I still don't understand how i avoided death row!
Jaune: turns out the law is cheap when dealing with the supernatural... And a few... Million lien... Dear Oum I still owe Weiss big time for allowing me to bail you out.
Cinder: speaking of the Schnee girl.. and also your friends do they-
Jaune: still want to see your head on the chopping block? Yeah.. ofcourse they still chat with me but uh.. yeah.
Cinder: I.. I really did fuck up every aspect of my life huh?
The two just sat there before jaune softly kissed her.
Pyrrha, Cinder and Yang were surprised and pleased to cross paths with the infamous Rusted Knight from Alyx's tale, each having read about the warrior during their youth, reading about his heroism, bravery and courage.
And hopefully he would help them find Jaune and escape the insane land that was Ever After.
The Knight had his back to the three and removed his helm before turning to them, showing the girls who was under that mask.
Jaune/Rusted Knight: Girls... you finally made it.
Yang:... *BLUSH*
Cinder:... *BLUSH*
Pyrrha:... *BLUSH*
Jaune: Whoa, are you okay?
Yang: *Internally* Holy fuck his voice, I want to hear that voice whispering in my ear as he fills me up with his big, fat co-
Cinder: *Internally* How?! How did that blonde doofus turn into... into... Daddy~
Pyrrha: *Internally* I want to feel that beard against my thighs as he eats out my wet pu-
Jaune: Girls? What's wrong. Oh no, I didn't think being here would affect you this badly-
Pyrrha: I've been a good girl, daddy!
Jaune: W-wha?
Pyrrha: I- I've been a good girl and good girls should be rewarded!
Jaune: W-well I guess but I don't underst- *Gets interrupted by Cinder wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her body against his* C-Cinder?
Cinder: Well, I've been a bad girl, daddy~. And bad girls should be punished~.
Talk about dark. Well, what if Jaune has his ways of accidentally swooning older women? I'm talking about Glynda, Cinder, Sienna, etc. Like if he tries it on Weiss, she scoffed. But to other MILFs, they'd be over the moon.
My apologies for not delivering a satisfactory product. Let's shift to something more lighthearted this time.
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Weiss: Excuse me?
Jaune: Uh, I said I see you got your good looks from your mom.
Weiss: And that was your attempt at wooing me?
Jaune: Um-
Weiss: You are beyond pathetic. (Leaves)
Jaune: ...Yeah, that was kind of a dumb plan.
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Jaune: Mrs. Schnee, I can see where Weiss gets her angelic features from, and it's definitely not her father.
Willow: (Blushing) O-Oh my, um... Th-Thank you, Mr. Arc. And please, call me Willow.
Jaune: Only if you call me Jaune.
Willow: Ohoho! You are too much, Jaune~!
Weiss: (Hissing) What the hell are you doing?
Jaune: (Whispering) I'm being friendly!
Weiss: Well, stop it! The last thing I need in my family is a scandal involving my mother and someone old enough to date her daughter!
Jaune: Sorry! I'll dial it back!
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Ruby: Wait, how old are you?
Cinder: Excuse me?
Ruby: You look kind of old to be attending the academies, aren't you?
Cinder: D-Do I? Oh, well, I didn't think I looked so old.
Jaune: Not really that you look old, just more... mature. Like a woman who's seen a lot more in life. Someone with experience, wisdom, and everything else that only gets better with age.
Cinder: (Flushed) W-Well, I... Excuse me, I have some... business... to... do. (Runs away)
Ruby: (Sighs) Thanks for the save, Jaune.
Jaune: Any time, Ruby. My mom says I've got a knack for saying the right things at the weirdest times.
Ruby: Amen to that.
Cinder: (Around the corner, Hand on heart) What was that? I've never felt so... admired... and not in a way I was prepared for!
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Jaune: Oh, uh, sorry, Professor Goodwitch! I didn't recognize you for a second.
Goodwitch: Yes, yes, I'm aware that time has worn on me. It's still rude to stare, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Oh, no, I-I didn't mean that! I just meant that I didn't recognize you because of how different you look. Like, I remember you used to wear glasses and had your hair tied up.
Goodwitch: Because I was the deputy headmistress, yes. And I still wear those as the headmistress. I'm simply out on errands at the moment.
Jaune: Oh, well, for what it's worth, Professor, I think you look a lot better with your hair down and your glasses off.
Goodwitch: (Pink cheek) Khm. Yes. Well, it has been years since you left Beacon, so I am no longer your Professor. So please, refer to me as... Glynda... outside of Beacon.