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still-a-morosexual-help · 2 days

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"I've got your back" Devilgram is literally just Mammon having ADHD and MC being the most supportive partner ever.

It's just,

A project with a deadline completely takes over your life. You've been at it for so long you're in physical pain and haven't eaten or gotten any fresh air

You feel your concentration start to slip and you know it'll be an uphill battle to regain it. Trying to force yourself to stay on task makes you angry and frustrated

You have to coerce your brain into staying on task by promising yourself a reward after a set period of time

After your first reward/break it's harder to stay on task and your second work period ends up being significantly shorter than your first because you just can't concentrate

You convince yourself getting up and going to get some fresh air will do you good. This is not true, you have a deadline, you are fucked. You are now suddenly playing basketball

You try to get back to task but get distracted by multiple unrelated things that you tell yourself you must do before you can/in order to complete your task

You end up relating your hyperfixation to your task and now you're back to only doing your task with 0 thoughts to anything else

You lose your entire drive at the very last stage of the task. Nothing you do is helping you get back to it. You convince yourself this is okay. You watch youtube videos while sitting next to your unfinished project while your perfectionism wails in your brain

In the end, you finish the last stage on the very last day of the deadline

And MC is just understanding and accommodative through all of this. They offer support, but they are not overbearing. They know they can't force Mammon to do something when he has lost his focus, but they also know what to do to motivate him and help him regain it. They realise when he needs motivation to continue, and when he actually needs a break, and when he's procrastinating and needs to be reminded of his project, and how to connect grimm to the project, and how to support him without hovering but also how to bring him food and take him out to have fresh air and to move about when it's needed, they know he won't be happy if he gave up at the very end and they knew getting Mammon to actually see the appreciation, validation, respect, and awe from another person Mammon cares about deeply but someone Mammon also knows won't be biased towards anything he did like MC is, was what Mammon needed to find the motivation to finish his project

I need MC.

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robin-birb · 3 days

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Me sees Mammon with pigtails 🥺

Me sees Belphie accidentally burnt the carpet with iron 👁️👄👁️

#Was Belphie ironing on the floor? Cause as an Asian I do iron clothes on the floor but with cover #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #Obey me!#obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #Obey me chat #obey me! shall we date?

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mob-is-a-psycho · 3 days

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*Mc and Solomon having tea with Barb*

Mc: ...

Solomon: Mc, can you pass the honey?

Barbatos: CAN YOU SHUT UP?

#it was funnier in my head #barb gets violent just hearing Solomon breathe #obey me #swd obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #swd barbatos #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #obey me solomon #om solomon #swd solomon

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goldie-slander · 1 day

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anintrovertedechoe · 8 months

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the brothers: mc let me carry ur bag for u ! ur human it might break ur back and then u’ll die :((

solomon: my back hurts !!

the brothers (and barbatos): lmao kys

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 8 months

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Mc: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.

Mc: One, two, three.

Lucifer:

Satan:

Mc: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.

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here-kittykitty · 9 months

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MORE! PEOPLE! NEED! TO! MAKE! THE! OBM! BOYS! FUCKED UP!!!!

and i dont just mean mentally (although that is appreciated <33)

Mammon turns around to lovestare at you during class💕but his neck is at an extremely offputting angle and when you catch him staring he gets flustered and whips around away from you and you can swear you can hear bones snap

Asmo is braiding your hair and it's soft and gentle, you're almost falling asleep, so you barely register him murmuring about how beautiful you are, how stunning you look in red, how badly he'd like to paint you in it, how sure he is that your insides are as pretty as your outsides, how much he'd like to taste...

You're in the observatory with Belphie, talking in hushed giggles under the stars and the blood red moon. His hands are warm in yours and his eyes are kind, you trust him and want nothing more than to fall asleep here in a nest of pillows, but his shadow looks like its warning you to stay awake

You're venting to Satan, just something petty that your classmate did to spite you, but you're pacing around his room while he watches, and your pulse is racing and you're having to blink the red out of your eyes and you feel suddenly murderous, until you make eye contact with Satan and his eyes are glowing and you realize he's amplifying and feeding off your rage because old habits die hard

Let them be fucked up.

#obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me x reader #obey me hcs #obey me headcanon

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sss-shyshy · 25 days

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#obey me #obey me nightbringer #shall we date obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #april fool's day #beelzebub #luke

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masterofdemons · 1 year

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Hello. Today I offer you this.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mammon #obey me oneshot #obey me drabbles #obey me satan #obey me smut #obey me belphie #obey me memes

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creed-brooding · 13 days

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Things Obey Me has told us about Solomon that have never been brought up again

he had one other apprentice before us

he's not fond of the ocean

he really likes the OM universe's version of Silence of the Lambs

He often forgets anniversaries

He walked - by foot - to Hell and then back to Earth, stopping to play chess in the first circle of Hell.

On the Wiki, one of his aliases is "Mister Stiff" which is very funny to me

His Friend.

Took advantage of a drunk Asmo

"Him"

feel free to add onto this list!

#obey me nightbringer #obey me #shall we date obey me #om! nightbringer #obey me solomon

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still-a-morosexual-help · 11 hours

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Mammon just they/them'd himself👀

Anyway they're all canonically eldritch beings who have been alive for tens of millions of years and they're also the personifications of the concepts of sins - they very literally pre-date gender. So wouldn't it be expected that gender is just a suggestion to them? That even though they most commonly present as male, gender is not something that's stable to them? 👀