what your favourite obey me character says about you (dateables+ edition)
╰┈➤ ❝ DIAVOLO. ❞
you like responsible/mature people
you like making people laugh
you're an optimist
you don't take things too seriously
you have a big heart
you like the classic gentleman type (opens the door for you, pulls out your chair, etc.)
you want a "golden retriever boyfriend"
╰┈➤ ❝ BARBATOS. ❞
you like side characters
you enjoy meta/fourth wall breaks
you want to be doted on
you're a quiet person
you prefer one-on-one conversations
you like tea
you like cooking/baking, or eating
you have a monster kink, and/or have a thing for yanderes
╰┈➤ ❝ SIMEON. ❞
you're not great with technology, or, alternatively, you're tech-savvy and like helping people
you like making people smile
you like/want café dates
you fluster easily, or you like to fluster people
you're patient
you don't follow trends / are immune to peer pressure
you have a corruption kink
"aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape shit"
╰┈➤ ❝ SOLOMON. ❞
you don't mind cooking/baking
you like mysterious people, or you're mysterious yourself
you're an introvert
you enjoy learning/academics
you're kind/forgiving
you're mischievous/playful
╰┈➤ ❝ LUKE. ❞
you're great with kids, and/or are a kid at heart
you like baking/cooking
you have a sweet tooth
you're kind and caring
you're a bit stubborn
you're optimistic/cheerful
╰┈➤ ❝ RAPHAEL. ❞
you like serious people
you want to be that one person your mean/cold crush is secretly nice to
you have a great attention to detail
you're a quiet person
you have a thing for biblically accurate angels
you're blunt and it might come off as rude
you have sensory issues
you're autistic
╰┈➤ ❝ MEPHISTOPHELES. ❞
you're dramatic, or you like dramatic people
you're a theatre kid
you're creative
you like writing
you like fancy dates, and/or are high-maintenance
you're competitive
you like groups/crowds and being in the spotlight
╰┈➤ ❝ THIRTEEN. ❞
you want to be stepped on
you're dramatic, or like dramatic people
you're an extrovert, or an introvert that tends to get 'adopted' by extroverts
you're competitive
you have a sweet tooth
you like to make people laugh
you're blunt and it might come off as rude
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request for obey me headcanons where luke treats the reader as their older sibling n gets protective of them ?
bonus points for scenting, where luke scents the reader w his familial scent (cause i do imagine that there are different types of scenting, familial, romantic n platonic n each smell different from one another) n will try to “purify” the reader by replacing the brothers scents w his own
protective luke
includes: luke & gn!reader, minor the brothers x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)
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“seriously,” luke huffs, pressing his cheek to your arm, “do you just let them hang all over you? their scents are everywhere!”
you let out an amused sigh. “well, i’m living with them, aren’t i? it’d be more strange if i didn’t have traces of their scent on me.”
“traces,” luke mutters. “right. and thanks for bringing living with them up so i don’t have to. you need to move out and come live with us immediately. we’re way better than those no-good demons anyway. and simeon is probably a much better cook than all seven combined.”
he’s not wrong, but admitting that would only increase his overprotectiveness dedication to protecting you.
“be careful what you say about demons down here,” you say mildly, and he rolls his eyes.
“bah! i don’t even get why you care for them so much! i worry about you, you know! who knows what schemes they’re cooking up!”
“i appreciate your concern,” you reply gently, meaning it, “and i know how much you don’t like the boys, but they’re my friends and i enjoy spending time with them. i care about them like you care about me.”
he scowls, blond hair falling in front of his eyes. “that’s unfortunate. fine! i’ll permit you to keep living with them, as long as you don’t let them touch you anymore. they’re not subtle about wanting to sink their claws into you!”
literally and metaphorically.
“i can’t promise that,” you say.
“but you always stink! well, not you,” he amends quickly, “but their scent on you does. that’s why i don’t want them touching you! they’re laying claim shamelessly and it’s disgusting!”
you hide a smile. he doesn’t need to know that that pleases you to hear.
“i’ve got it!” luke says suddenly, leaning across his bed and grabbing one of the many stuffed bears. he offers it to you. “this has got my scent all over it! this should help keep theirs at bay and help protect you. promise you’ll keep it with you?”
“i promise,” you say, taking the bear from him. he also doesn’t need to know that the boys barely register his scent, weak due to his lack of age and power, especially compared to theirs.
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Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back
Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.
Later that day
Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.
Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!
A couple of hours later
Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!
Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?
A while later
Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!
Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????
After all day resolving other people's conflicts
Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!
Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….
Mc: Barbatos?
Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.
Mc: …
Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?
Barbatos: ...
Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!
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y'all (romantic luke x reader writers) need HELP like SERIOUS help 🫢
like thats our SON you don't write abt him like that 😠
like look at him. beautiful baby boy. my sweet little angel son
(anyone defending non-platonic luke x reader writers is getting blocked 🙅👀) (like bros he looks ELEVEN. maybe MAYBE if you age him up or if your like a young writer but if you're making a romantic story and you use a picture of him(like the ones above) fuck off). like y'all there are ELEVEN dateable characters pick one of them 😑
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Obey me as things that took place in my classroom #1
Luke: So how much flour should I add?
Barbatos: Well, you should- *Mammon and Levi start yelling in the background* well Luke, you're going to have to wait, because the voices in my head keep talking out loud *Barbatos stares furiously at Mammon and Levi*
Mammon and Levi: *suddenly as silent as a cemetery*
Solomon and MC: *start giggling almost quietly*
Diavolo: *oblivious* Well, Barbatos if you're hearing voices you might as well go hear the doctor out.
Solomon and MC: *start laughing their asses off*
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