#she is a girlfailure

[sillykytty]

The Chameleon rewritten! or smth

Idk she was probably from a rich family and was a spoiled prick

One day she learned about Kung Fu and said "Me"

She said "I'M GOING TO BE SUCH A COOL AND POWERFUL KUNG FU MASTER AND YOU ALL ARE GOING TO CRY SOO BAD FR🔥🔥💯💯" and left the palace.

When she went to her first Kung Fu class it went like this:

Kung Fu Master: "If u want to learn Kung Fu you need to read and practice-" Chameleon:"I want to hit really hard" Kung Fu master: "Yeah but you need to discover your own style-" Chameleon:"That would take too long" Kung Fu master: "I mean, your size doesn't help and you don't even have like, something to actually use in combat, so-" Chameleon: "ARE YOU /SRS??? THERE IS LITERALLY A CHICKEN HERE" Kung Fu Master: "He has been here for 2 years and he still-" Chameleon: "U KNOW? FUCK ALL OF U I'M OUT OF HERE AND YOU ALL WILL BE THE FIRST ONES I'LL KILL WHEN I COME BACK!!11!1! 🖕🖕🖕"

Then she learned sorcery in a "How to Magic for Dummies 101" book and she said "Actually this is cooler than Mid Fu" and yeah

(I actually like The Chameleon, as much as possible tbh, and this is a /hj post so don't take it as a hate post please :B)

#kfp #kung fu panda #the chameleon #shes so cute #she is just a girl #kfp 4 #kfp chameleon #rewrite #or smth #she is a girlfailure #this is kind of a joke #but still my point stands

[akareeh]

Frieren really says

Don't mess with me,

I will cry.

#and she's my favourite girlfailure because of that #frieren #stark #sousou no frieren #frieren: beyond journey's end

[awetfrog]

d'arce is very cool, actually

#stop calling her a girlfailure!! shes just got bad taste in men #fear and hunger #my art tag? #d'arce cataliss

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

#i love my loser girlfailure wife #she's so funny #i knew she would suck at this im saying this in the most affectionate way possible #CAN HE READ #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 10 #tmagp fanart #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague

[lesbiamano]

finally drew d'arce on a horse!!

#fear and hunger #funger #d'arce cataliss #d'arce fear and hunger #horse girl d'arce cataliss #my beloved #she's such a girlfailure but she gets to look cool on a horse every once in a while too #i don't know what i did. with the shading i was coloring with half a mind #god bless you my religious butch girlfriend

[luvrsix]

Shauna is such a mess LMAO like she just had to chop up some 14 year old boy for dinner and a few hours later she’s over here bitching in her diary about how she wasn’t picked to be antler queen

#she’s so real bc I would actually be like that ngl #a girlfailure gay with wonky priorities #yellowjackets #shauna shipman

[elegantmarigold]

Gwen said "Lena won't be as laid back as I am about this" with so much confidence and then left the room thinking she handled that so well, completely oblivious to the atmosphere of the room. this woman has never read a social cue a day in her life and I sincerely hope it stays that way.

#I fully this is only partly misplaced ego and mostly her thinking this is how she should behave now that she has “more authority” #she really thinks she scored a perfect 10 in that conversation #my favorite autistic girlfailure I love her so much #the magnus protocol #tmagp 11 #tmagp spoilers

[p4nishers]

he wants to be aziraphale's stay at home wife soooooo bad it's embarrassing for him

#this bitch could have long found an apartment for himself but i just KNOW he was abt to drop everything the moment az noticed he was living #in his car and asked him to move in #this is girlfailurism taken to an another level and i love it sm she's so fucking pathetic #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #go season 2

[l0vecrim3]

she is simply radiating & a freak

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger samarie #samarie #funger #dysmorphia #girlfailure #lol she’s such a loser #my art #cw: gore

[kkbardd]

Nerd!AU in which Rei is a fictional character and Asuka is just a diehard weeb who makes them her whole personality

Reverse AU here !!

#asurei #some fluff as a treat #she’s such a loser girlfailure #misacore.. #i can’t come up with a shorter caption LOL #nge #neon genesis evangelion #rei ayanami #asuka langley soryu #asuka langely #reiasu #evangelion #nerd au

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of Orin closeups bc she has simply bewitched me body and soul

#this is peak character design to me #she's a creep she's violent she's unhinged she's a cringe girlfailure #and I have to admit I'm a little bit in love with her. just a lil bit #bg3 #orin the red #sleep.txt

[m1zukam3dian]

I want her to fumble in romance so bad

#Accidently jumped on the surgamy train last night #I can go on forever about Surge being a girlfailure now she's up in one of my favorite characters #I'm also very proud of how I drew them both :) #my art #surge the tenrec #amy rose #surgamy #idw sonic

[meiquimesuei]

Take a minute to guess who decided to draw this girlfailure after a long absense here and oddly found comfort from her after playing Miranda's route. 🤭

#resident lover #resident lover mia winters #mia winters #resident lover mia #resident evil #i love this girlfailure so much #she can use me as a knife sharpness test dummy #thats a slash jay i think #i still don't know how to tag lmao #meiquimesueiarts

[girlinlavender]

i love how yj tries to present jackie as this leading lady, popular girl, makes-shauna-live-in-her-shadow type character, but that’s literally not her character at all ??

they act like before the crash jackie had some intense friendship power over them, and they did whatever she said, and then after the crash it all fell apart… girl no ??? she’s a girlfailure ??? hello ???

“oohhhh look at her leadership skilzzzzz, eveyone listens to herrrrr, ohhhhhh she’s so POPULAR that she MANIPULATED her BESTIE into joining soccer !!”

meanwhile jackie before the crash: “guys pleez say something nice about each other 😠😞😔 heeehee shauna i like you 😙 lolz you suck at dancing but you’re my best friend and i love you and i’d do literally anything for you you’re the light of my life 😭😭😭 please don’t be mad at me 🥺🥺🥺 you’re not mad at me right 🥹 okay 🥰”

like pls- be so fr rn.

#she’s just a little SIMP #three apples tall #just a little guy #she’s not a girlboss #she’s a girlfailure #yj #yellowjackets #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #jackieshauna #yj spoilers #yellowjackets showtime #if you have other interpretations of her character #feel free to share your thoughts !!! #just don’t be mean i will cry

[riyo-soka]

Omega coming up with that absolutely terrible story for why they care about M-counts and then blowing her own cover less than a minute later… she’s everything and more to me actually

#the bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #omega the bad batch #she’s canonically an expert gambler at the age of like 12 but she’s also a terrible liar #love when she gets to be a bit of a teenage girlfailure like Ahsoka and Sabine before her

[spirit-lanterns]

Edging firefly to the point where she gets so frustrated and turns to into Sam only to bend you over her lap and see how you like it <333

Mmmm seeing Firefly groaning and whimpering as she tears up from the edging, only to summon Sam and suddenly transform into a huge, towering mech that bends you over is something I rlly want to see 🤤

Firefly is so fast too. You blink and suddenly you’re hoisted into the air with Firefly transforming into Sam and manhandling you like you’re nothing. Sam’s metallic hands are cold against your abdomen, gripping you with such intense strength as Firefly pushes you down in her lap and makes you bounce pathetically on her now bigger cock… the sudden whiplash will have you whimpering in place of Firefly, as Sam just makes it impossible for you to keep silent.

Not to mention how cold their dick is in mecha form. It makes your entire body shiver upon contact and Firefly would make you cockwarm her for a bit before thrusting into you roughly.

#🕯️spirit box #firefly smut #guys…maybe we shouldn’t have bullied the girlfailure too much #now she has a giant mech #and now she is capable of pegging us