The most unexpected thing about this chapter yet is that Colin is still alive AND he tried to get therapy
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I feel like a maiden who's soldier husband just came back from the war.
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This was all I could think about during the latest episode when Nigel was talking about You Got Berried
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Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"
MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!
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She girlbossed too close to the sun
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don’t ask me what this is
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Hey. Hey Colin hate to break it to you but your “keep yourself away from all microphones because they’re spying on you” plan might not work anymore. Yeah. Yeah sorry dude. Yeah the tape recorders are back. Sorry :-(
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"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"
Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.
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i do think jonny succeeded in making an untwinkable monster this episode
edit: for the love of god. i'm saying he's a BEAR not that he's unfuckable. "twink" doesn't mean "hot." "thin and young-looking" isn't the only way someone can be hot.
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Mr Bonzo being a hitman for the O.I.A.R. was actually NOT on my magnus protocol bingo card
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obviously mr bonzo is mr blobby, this is a given. but why is NO ONE talking about the fact that Gordon Fucking Ramsay got so pissed off at mr blobby that he broke the actors arm????? THIS IS ALSO EXTREMELY FUNNY
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