human krun :3
“thats a man” log off for me and touch grass
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Me and @spider-starry are convinced Miguel is terrible at flirting. Which had me thinking of interactions like this that backfire terribly for him:
Miguel, attempting to flirt with a Black Widow!Reader: “So, do you actually kill and eat your partner’s after having sex with them?”
Reader: “Ew, no wtf!?”
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It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.
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Imagine unknowingly dating a serial killer (also your brothers brother), almost getting murdered by said serial killer, going to therapy to deal with the trauma, getting through 2 sessions before your therapist declares that youre in love with your ACTUAL brother, going through all the stages of denial before finally coming to terms with the fact that you ARE in love with your brother, mustering up the currage to confess but instead catching him in the middle of a homicide because he too, is a serial killer
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as much as I love soft fluffy wenclair, I also want murder gfs. one's a borderline sociopath and the other's a goddamned werewolf, I need fics of them covered in the blood of their victims.
I won't write it because 1) not a fanfic writer and 2) I'm apparently incapable of writing stuff without turning into smut.
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i love the worst women you have Ever met
this is just smth i did for Fun to try and iron out a face design for her :p i love rattlesnake scythe but i raise you. king cobra Scythe. consider it.
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i think i’ve learned a lot when it comes to not applying my own values to the media i consume
for my script analysis class yesterday, we discussed two gentleman from verona, and nearly every classmate of mine was up in arms about how sexist the story is.
and i'm not saying it's not, or that it's not infuriating to read. but i'm also not putting my energy into getting upset about something written 500 or so years ago. and i'm not about to put my own beliefs onto these characters that are not me. i'm going to let their choices speak for themselves, and interpret it in the context of the story.
all that said, this now brings me to the point of alastor in episode 5, and how viscerally people are responding to it. those of you up in arms about the choices he’s making, and the violent threat he gave husk, you’re missing the entire point of his character, of this place they’re in, of the story being told. he’s an overlord, and he became an overlord by killing much bigger overlords and broadcasting their deaths over the radio.
HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON.
if you started this show with the belief that every character working the hotel is a good person, you’re in the wrong place. watch the good place if you’re looking for a good wholesome story about getting dead sinners into heaven, because that’s not what this show is about.
you’re more than welcome to hate him after seeing the way he exerted power over a being whose soul he owns, but you’re doing the media you’re watching a disservice by writing it off so quickly. if you don’t like to be uncomfortable watching media, watch something else. this is an uncomfortable show, it handles uncomfortable topics, and it’s going to be an uncomfortable ride, and if you’re not up for something like that, then you should take a break from it and pick up something else. you don’t have to get online and defend your own ideals while you watch a show that goes against your ideals.
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“Jason should get over being upset about his death” - he has, he wasn’t angry at Bruce or the world because they failed him and he ended up dying, which he made clear plain as day and that’s about the most reasonable a person who went through what he went through could be
anyway I don’t think these people realize how gory being bludgeoned to near death is, and maybe it's because of the limitations of the medium that scene was presented in
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The problem with the church today is that so many "Christians" do not actually believe in redemption.
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what did people who didn't watch death note for the yaoi even get out of it. what was the point.
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did someone seriously just try to Girlbossify Meredith from The Parent Trap because "society just hates childfree women and she's villified for not wanting kids?"
like. yes the pressure on women to have children is real and needs to stop, but that's not the issue with Meredith
the issue with Meredith is that she tried to marry a man with a child (because she didn't know Hallie was a twin at first, but she knew Hallie existed) and remove said child from his life
I swear, this completes the trifecta of Horrible Female Characters People Try To Insist Are Good Actually Because They Defy Society's Expectations For Women, along with Miranda Priestly and the Trunchbull
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transfem jeritza is so funny because like. this headcanon has infested me like chicken pox, it will never leave my body. she is everything to me and i have about a dozen WIPS about her. i desperately want to proselytize the idea.
if i didnt know jeritza and a tme person told me they thought the token sadomasochist serial killer was a trans woman i might try to break their shins.
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wait actually obsessed with Minthara meeting Bluebird and being pathetic about her after being (implied to) being involved with Orin. girl is into violently murderous pussy and she Will make it everyone's problem !
the conversation you have literally verbatim goes like. i had a deeply unpleasant prolonged psychosexual relationship with your older sister. bhaalspawn that she is, she is good at killing. she is a violent rabid dog that needs to be beaten to death with a stick. you are also good at killing, bhaalspawn that you are. lets tear her spine out through her eyes. i want you btw. absolutely no one is doing it like minthara.
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You know, I feel like purgatory would have been a perfect setting for Hazbin Hotel because it's a place people go to before final judgement or death.
YES!! Every time I look into the lore and setting of H4zbin/H3lluva, I wonder why this wasn’t something that was utilized. It would’ve added not only a lot of nuance to Charlie and her motivations, whether or not it took place directly in purgatory or not. If they had remained in hell, purgatory could’ve been an interesting wrinkle in her plan, or something that would’ve explained why all of the angels, not just the exterminators, are so uncaring towards sinners (the idea of “if you deserved a chance you would’ve gotten it).
Or, if Charlie had started the hotel in purgatory, then there could’ve been questions about why a princess of hell wanted to help them. Maybe purgatory is as corrupt as Heaven or Hell, and Charlie’s work is meant to be a criticism of the way institutions meant to help may not actually provide any real support. But the show side steps even mentioning working with these ideas that could’ve given much needed depth to the first ring of Hell.
And To clarify my thought from my last post, I think H4zbin would’ve been better served with a setting akin to magical realism, while maybe borrowing some biblical elements to explain where characters got their powers or legacies from. This would’ve removed a lot of the baggage these biblically based characters come with, making so the characters could’ve just been the characters without us questioning why certain elements aren’t addressed (i.e. Adam, Lucifer, Lilith, etc.).
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Don't let the veneer of an LA hippy chick fool you. At her core Love Quinn was a misogynistic, victim-blaming pos who made her own bed when she decided to marry Joe.
She was tragic, but she was sick. Relatable, but a villain in her own story. She was perfect.
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"what would your character be like without their trauma?" is such a hard question for me because it makes me feel like a massive asshole LMAO
(im attaching a picture of a tundra literally to add context to my ramble in the tags because my posts are structured by a sane person) (you should read the ramble in the tags i talk so much about rivers fsr)
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