found out discord added polls and had to immediately poll a server full of marine biology students
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the ultimate battle format: 6v6 snorlaxes that only know metronome
battle of the ages
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currently cooking for my ichthyology class
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played quiplash with the bros
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help i did a spectrography reading on a sample of lycopene and named the sample "lycopeepee" as a joke and i went ahead and exported the data and forgot i had to submit this as part of my postlab and now i'm trying to edit this pdf to cover up my mistake
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apparently the pornbots are getting so lazy that they aren't even adding actual emojis anymore, just the word "emojis". is this all the effort i'm worth to you? you never look at me during
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a club on campus is having a powerpoint party they're calling Hyperfixation Night, and i jumped at the opportunity. my presentation is about CRACKSHIPS, the antidote to the insane clout-chasing numbers game of today's fan spaces.
it's hard to pin down any fandom colloquialism but i'm really satisfied with this definition. i have a subsequent slide distinguishing the concepts of crackships vs rarepairs, bc while there's usually a lot of overlap, i don't think they're interchangeable!
something fun towards the end of the presentation:
these are screenshots are from comments on my stuff (each one is for a different ship)... and then "on click" those pics fade out and get replaced with a real actual horoscope from the onion:
any publicity is good publicity...!
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this scorpion literally drowned himself immediately after knocking me unconscious. he couldn't live with the guilt
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