idk if anyone has brought it up yet but Logan’s story literally begins and ends with him trying to go to the bathroom.
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Succession hot take of the night:
Roman’s deepest wish is to be accepted even at his smallest and most pathetic; to take off the mask his upbringing and social position have compelled him to wear. That’s why he so enjoys the slime puppy treatment.
Kendall’s greatest drive, on the other hand, is to seek constant adulation from every direction, to shore up the inflated perception of himself that his dad taught him to project. He is seeking reassurance that the mask he wears is who he is.
Just to round things out:
Siobhan wants constant reassurance that she won’t just be cast aside, the way that her dad has cast her aside, and the way her mother has, and her brothers, and whoever she was on the rebound from when she met Thomas the Debatably Broad. (And the way she saw her mother cast aside by her father.)
Meanwhile, Connor is just googling Napoleon cosplay “-dynamite”
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this is a romangerri coded tweet if I ever saw one
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“I can fix him”
NO YOU CAN’T AND THAT’S THE TRAGEDY OF IT YOU CAN’T SAVE HIM IT’S TOO LATE HE’S TOO FAR GONE HE’S NOT GOOD AND HE CAN’T BE GOOD BUT HE COULD’VE BEEN AND THAT’S THE TRAGEDY OF IT HE COULD’VE BEEN GOOD HE COULD’VE BEEN GOOD IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT BUT THEY WEREN’T AND IT’S TOO LATE NOW HE’S TOO FAR GONE HE’S DOOMED AND NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM AND HE USED TO BE GOOD AND THERE’S STILL GOOD INSIDE HIM BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER IT’S NOT ENOUGH HE’S TOO FAR GONE IT’S TOO LATE HE CAN’T BE FIXED HE CAN’T BE SAVED THE CYCLE IS NEVERENDING AND ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD WON’T UNDO THE DAMAGE HE’S BROKEN HE’S DOOMED HE’S THE SNAKE DEVOURING IT’S OWN TAIL HE CANNOT BE GOOD HE WILL NOT BE GOOD AND NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO CHANGE THERE IS NO EXIT THE CAGE IS OPEN YOU CAN WALK OUT ANYTIME YOU WANT WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THERE
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[ID: A screenshot of a news article that contains the following text: "I made up slime puppy," the 64-year-old explained, continuing, "I'm proud of slime puppy. It's my contribution to American literature." /end ID]
j smith cameron is our modern girlboss shakespeare.
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how can i make this about roman roy
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