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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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If proof were needed that I'm better off in a room by myself visit Www.blisteredfingers.co.uk and read the home page then share it, with the appropriate agencies #darkcomedy #darkhumor #darkhumour #comedy #sarcasm #sarcastic #stocktonontees #stockton #teesside #Middlesbrough #script #scripts #actor #actors #ilovestocktonme #smogsville #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 #northeastcreatives #northeastdirectors #northeastproducers #northeastactors https://www.instagram.com/p/CCbrnc7hw1f/?igshid=11ngbuu79nd9u

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stocktonnews24 · 4 years

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Smiley smiley Mr Happy #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktonfilm #stocktoncomedy #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilms #stocktontheatre #middlesbrough #teesside #mediaattees #northeastproducers #northeastcreatives #northeastactors #northeastdirectors #northeastfilm #northeastcomedy #actor #actors #scripts #script #parody #darkcomedy #darkhumor #darkhumour #comedy #sarcasm #sarcastic #cynical @agt @agtauditions @bgt @simoncowellonline @howiemandel Not administration today but writing scripts for My Fare Lady and G-men For more information go to Smogsvillenews25 on Instagram Or Www.smogsvilleproductions.co.uk Please share Please donate (at Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDyGvfCHrBe/?igshid=gpps7s400fr0

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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First draft of soothers online. #darkcomedy #darkhumor #darkhumour #comedy #sarcasm #sarcastic #stocktonontees #stockton #teesside #Middlesbrough #script #scripts #actor #actors #ilovestocktonme #smogsville #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 #northeastcreatives #northeastdirectors #northeastproducers #northeastactors #stocktonfilm #stocktondirectors #stocktonfilms #stocktonproducers #stocktonactors #stocktoncomedy The script for Norma Stump called soothers is now online at Www.blistereddigits.co.uk Im already working on the second draft and also other scripts (at Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCYyELIh9MC/?igshid=1bwshc4ozo0r2

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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#Normastump #darkhumor #darkhumour #darkcomedy #comedy #sarcasm #sarcastic #stocktonontees #stockton #teesside #Middlesbrough #script #scripts #actor #actors #ilovestocktonme #smogsville #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 #northeastcreatives #northeastcreatives #northeastactors #northeastdirectors #northeastproducers #iwriteknobjokes #homeofknobjokes Okay we at smogsville productions really keen to film Amanda Dryden Walker in the role I've written for her, but we need to hire people to film and record. Hands in pockets you buggers https://www.instagram.com/p/CCYXQXch_vr/?igshid=1s4p228xnfzft

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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#audreyhebburn episode 2 scene 2 not been easy to write. Comedy is great, pleased with jokes but flow not there. As a distraction i thought I'd look for characters for Hennessy, the Editor, Norman,Assistant Editor, plus a couple of journalists. None of the figures seem suitable. All emergency services or construction, or cowboys, or swimmers. ..almost Village People-esq who makes these toys for children. Can't go out and buy modelling paint as I'll be on the front of the daily mail for buying non-essential items...burn him, "tar and feathering is too good for that bastard", I hear you cry. Even if I could buy paint I can't be bothered. ..too impatient Solutions on a post card folks to the usual address. #audreyhebburn #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvillenews25 #smoggies #smoggy #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktondirectors #stocktonactors #stocktoncomedy #stocktontheatre #stocktonproducers #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughdirectors #middlesbroughtheatre #ilovestocktonme #teesside #teessideactors #teessidedirectors #teessidetheatre #darkcomedy #darkhumour # https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pXI3vhTWq/?igshid=10hijfg7smhtw

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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PERVY SPIDER WATCHES ME PEE Went for a pee and found this pervert watching. I explained social distancing but he didn't move. To stay 2 metres away I just reached the toilet...I'm lucky that way..nature was kind to me IN YOUR DREAMS, you shout #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvillenews25 #teesside #middlesbrough #darkhumour #darkcomedy #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nCgX9Brfb/?igshid=ou9n0z8urcax

#smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvillenews25 #teesside #middlesbrough #darkhumour #darkcomedy #ilovestocktonme

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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Middlesbrough's Little (est) Theatre. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvillenews25 #smogsvilleactors #smogsvilleauditions #smoggy #smoggies #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stockton #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktoncomedy #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #teessidedirectors #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nB2QEB70J/?igshid=1rkpqmdbe6z2o

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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ACTORS, DIRECTORS CUNTYMEN ...lend me your eyes. I was confident that after episode one of #audreyhebburn took so long to rewrite, mostly the structure, then hopefully episode two would be much quicker. Episode 2 scene 1 done. WHAT HAS AUDREY GOT IN HER BAG? Audrey freaks the tagging officers Clements, Porter and Prince out by reaching into her bag...this episode we find out why. Available on Www.patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions Soon, I hope #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 #smogsvilleactors #smogsvilledirectors #smogsvilleauditions #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktondirectors #stocktonproducers #stocktontheatre #stocktonfilms #stocktoncomedy #stocktonactors #stocktonauditions #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughdirectors #middlesbroughtheatre #teesside #teessideactors #teessidedirectors #teessidetheatre #ilovestocktonme #darkhumour #darkcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B-m9_U6Bkm2/?igshid=zumgzp3jjfnv

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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REJOICE SMOGSVILLE Actors take note Finally, after weeks of writing and rewriting Episode 1 of AUDREY HEBBURN is finished. Once I've finished episode 2 and episode 3 I'll be thinking about putting the stuff on www.patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions for subscribers and patrons. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvillenews25 #smogsvilleactors #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stockton #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktoncomedy #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonm #northeasttheatre #northeastcreatives #northeastproducers #northeastactors #darkhumour #darkcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B-kBBkhhHQe/?igshid=ib0629sptxt8

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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Bollocks QUESTION What happens when you ask a creative comedy genius to edit a script? ANSWER You get a shit load of new material. So #audreyhebburn episode 1 was 77, nice. I thought about making it 2 episodes but now it looks like being 4 episodes. I'm enjoying the writing process, always fun. If only I knew people who were actors. Even though I put free stuff on www.Patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions The only way to get it all is to subscribe. Currently all subscribing is suspended until, not corona virus...episode one is finished, complete, abandoned #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 #smogsville #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smoggy #smoggies #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stockton #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktondirectors #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Zt9XVBJii/?igshid=12sfscrktpt0r

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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BASTARDS, Anyone who regularly reads my stuff obviously needs help but they may also know I hate Nestle... Staggering, will they be fined? I doubt it #smogsvilleproductions #smogsvillenews25 www.babymilkaction.org https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ZbaWch4vb/?igshid=1wm8ylc4hgase

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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Never going to heaven. #darkhumour #darkcomedy While rewriting episode one of #audreyhebburn (where are all the script editors, well the ones who will do it for free?) And I have just written a joke so foul, so inappropriate, but so funny (humour is subjective so piss off) that I laughed so much I had to stop writing. Oh I'm a genius Editing episode 1 of #audreyhebburn is taking too long but i'm so old that i find reading scripts is so much easier on paper than on a screen. Which also means editing would be so much easier if I could afford to print out a copy of two. Not having earned since May 2010 but not mentally fucked enough for the DWP to give me any money, wankers, I have to rely on laptop screen, yes I have a laptop. But episode 1 and 2 and possibly 3 should all be completed relatively close together. www.patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smogsvillenews25 #smoggyauditions #smoggy #smoggies #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stockton #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktoncomedy #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonme #northeasttheatre #northeastproducers #northeastactors https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XhmXAhwmI/?igshid=11ubwfeogtcvl

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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Photographers...its all your fault. I've tried reading this book,I did pretty well but some of the quantum stuff really hurt my brain m..I mean ffs 11 dimensions. But the last chapter made sense, down to my level. I'm probably borderline personality disorder, as I've said on previous posts. 5 weeks ago I was so ill and suicidal, really suicidal. I hadn't written in weeks and then one Monday I woke up and it felt different. My mood was better and I didn't know why. Soon my creativity returned, going hand in hand with looking at some of the incredible photos on Instagram. I started following more and more photographers, I saw incredible pictures. The last chapter of talked about Psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms and which areas of the brain it helps, calm and creativity, I tried to sign up to a study into Psilocybin. Then the very final part of the book talks about images and the effect they have, not just images that make you think "nice" but the images that make you think WTF? And I've seen many of those. Apparently they stimulate the same parts of the brain as Psilocybin, calm and creativity. So while I'm well enough to write I have to thank all the amazing people who post incredible images. If anybody reads my stuff at www.Patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions and thinks "you dirty bastard, that knob joke is just wrong" I'll happily tell them "its not fault, a photographer made me do it." Thank you. #bpd #bpdawareness #eupd #eupdawareness #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalillness #mentallyill #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smoggy #smogsvillenews25 #smoggies #stocktonontees #middlesbrough #teesside #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XU4t8BVof/?igshid=jl2p0oglkiuo

#bpd #bpdawareness #eupd #eupdawareness #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalillness #mentallyill #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smoggy #smogsvillenews25 #smoggies #stocktonontees #middlesbrough #teesside #ilovestocktonme

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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#audreyhebburn Utter frustration When you successfully edit a script down from 35 pages to 45 that's progress? Keep adding jokes, how can one person have this much talent? Have I left any for the rest of you? I feel this is a burden I must shoulder alone, a sacrifice I make for mankind. Such a martyr. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smogsvillenews25 #smoggyauditions #smoggy #smoggyactors #smoggies #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stockton #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #stocktoncomedy #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #northeastactors #northeastcreatives #northeastauditions #northeastproducers #northeasttheatre https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UoAtFhaJr/?igshid=1grv27c90xg8m

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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Despite strong evidence police deny Britain is turning into a fascist state run by the police #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smoggy #smoggyauditions #smoggyactors #smogsvilleauditions #smoggies #smogsvilleactors #smogsvillenews25 #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stocktonproducers #stocktonfilm #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-SHkdnhA3C/?igshid=1uoz2fco693ji

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smogsvillenews25 · 4 years

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#script #scripts #scriptmitosis Me preparing for script mitosis, I'll have to buy another shirt and you should see the state of my underpants... #audreyhebburn episode 1 to be spilt into 2 x30 minute episodes. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smoggy #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvillenews25 #smoggies #smogsvilleactors #smoggyactors #smoggyauditions #stocktonontees #stocktonproducers #stockton #stocktonfilm #stocktontheatre #stocktonauditions #stocktonactors #stocktondirectors #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #middlesbrough #middlesbroughauditions #middlesbroughactors #ilovestocktonme https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Rz6AahJuW/?igshid=d3k3c6ckbfzp

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