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#so if you like alolan forms i am Really sorry but they are not gonna be up to par for the production value i have set for myself on this

miraculouscontent · 3 years

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Askplosion #12 4/4:

(I would like to state for future reference that, while I do not mind long/multi-part asks, if you’d like to engage in actual discussion with me over a non-Miraculous topic, my DMs - Tumblr Messenger - should be open; I lost pieces of three multi-part asks this time just due to Tumblr not sending the remaining part(s) so yeah, I just wanted to make that clear)

(like, this askplosion ended up being super long because of this section and that’s not really what I want to have going on since I’m supposed to be a primarily Miraculous blog; I don’t want to have to stop answering non-Miraculous related asks but I might have to if this keeps up:)

.:New non-Miraculous Asks:.

Anonymous said:

What are your experiences with some really rude anons?

It’s partly my fault when it happens. Like I’ve said before, I’m an aspie, and part of what that means is I struggle to understand situations emotionally. I can come off as insensitive or read the mood wrong which often leads to people misunderstanding my intentions or where I’m coming from.

More often than not, what I’m saying will make 100% sense to me but not the person/people reading it. I also stick a lot more firmly to my opinions than I should because people tell me I fold too easily, and I come off as more egotistical than I actually am to cover up my low self-esteem lol.

So yeah, can’t think of any experience in particular but sometimes it might be my fault? At least I suspect that it is?

Anonymous said:

“Killed by kindness” makes me think of an assassin who kills people by giving hugs and compliments to people and the occasion gift that isn’t tampered until thre target does like Conrad Birdie making women swoon into fainting by singing.

omg

yes

Anonymous said:

You're watching Yashahime right now? rip

MARINETTE TAKE 2 MOROHA DESERVES BETTER

SETSUNA HAS SO LITTLE REASON TO HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER TWO GIRLS

IF I SEE ANOTHER DEUS EX TOWA I’M GONNA KICK SOMETHING

(so yes, I’m watching Yashahime)

Anonymous said:

Since someone recommended Remarried Empress, I would like to recommend my own webcomic: Princess Love-Pon! It's about a young girl named Lia Sagamore who becomes the titular magical girl and purifies people's hearts when they're tainted by the Dark Queen! It's really cool due to its diversity, the main character is black and her best friend is Afro-Latina, the villain and her prince son are also black, and there's a Japanese girl, a black guy, and an Indian girl. Plus, loads of pink and frills!

Thank you very much, though I actually don’t take recommendations, even from close friends. The Remarried Empress anon wasn’t a recommendation; they were more pointing something out to me and then I went to confirm.

Anonymous said:

Unrelated to MLB: Which Pokémon are your favourites?

I used a “Favorite Pokemon Picker” because I prefer going by generations to pick favorites and that was the easiest way of going about it. I struggle picking super favorites so here’s what I got form each generation! (my only rule was “one Pokemon per evolution line” with an exception of the Eevee line since they’re different types, and also Alolan/Galarian forms)

(note: the blue-patterned Vivillon is my favorite and I honestly don’t like Charizard normally but the Y version actually slims him down and gives him the wings I feel he should have; it’s an improvement of the design so it gets my seal of approval, I don’t like the X version at all)

(lol I was looking through this after I was done and find it really funny how it’s like, 50% cute things and then the other 50% is just EDGY, there’s very little in-between with me I guess)

Anonymous said:

Bridgerton the Series: Yay or nay? Sorry if you haven’t seen it or it’s not your thing. I was just curious.

Never seen it, though when I brought up to someone, they didn’t recommend it to me at all ahaha.

Anonymous said:

I previously kept having this argument about The Bechdel Test with someone. She keeps insisting that the test is invalid because there's nothing wrong with talking about men and that it was created for lesbians only, and not for feminists, with the implication that being a lesbian somehow means that you dislike men or want them gone. And she also thinks the test is about NEVER talking about men, rather than merely occasionally talking about other things. I keep telling her otherwise, but...

jdfhkgdfhjgdfg “lesbians only”

now all I can imagine is “lesbians only” sections at restaurants and such

Anonymous said:

Have you ever played Akinator, with or without the Miraculous Ladybug characters? Because I played it with Ochaco from MHA and Marinette and he guessed them within a second(can your character control gravity? Is your character a protagonist?). I even played it with myself as the "character" and he guessed "your shadow" lol. How about you?

I’ve played Akinator before but I don’t specifically remember what I was searching for lol.

Anonymous said:

The cast for the newest Power Rangers series got revealed, and I hate that as soon as I saw the Pink Ranger's bio mentioned she was an internet journalist, I thought of Alya. I really hope she doesn't have the same problems as Alya in the series proper.

fhgdfkgd journalists have been ruined for us forever

Anonymous said:

Have you noticed that in many shows, especially shonen shows, people tend to hate the most "feminine" female character? Like, in Naruto it was Sakura, in Death Note it was Misa, in My Hero Academia it was Ochaco(although a lot of people like her so I'm not so sure about that last one?). The most hated character in one too many a shonen is almost always the "girliest" of the characters. They're always claimed to be useless or reliant on a man. And this is within the fandom who should know better!

It probably didn’t help with Sakura that she was decked out in pink hair; that’s an instant girl label for you (or lesbian label, depends on the person :P).

I don’t think I’ve been in enough fandoms to have such an experience but I definitely see where you’re coming from.

Anonymous said:

Rewatching Chat Blanc and Here To Help from Star vs. and hearing Adrien/Marco tell Marinette/Star that they always liked the girls from the beginning makes me so pissed. It's not that I don't ship Starco(I do! But I also like MarcoxJanna), although I don't ship the love square, but I'm so annoyed with writers finding the need to make the audience "know" that the main ship's characters "always" liked each other, as if that makes their love for each other more true, even if it's obvious they had other crushes? Like, what happened to Kagami Tsurugi? Jackie-Lynn Thomas?

News flash: Teenagers are allowed to have crushes on multiple other people before they find "the One". It doesn't mean their love for that "One" is any less valid. And if you still want to pull the "they always liked each other since they first met", at least make it actually TRUE!!! Don't have them have crushes on other people before moving on to the "official" crush and be all like "Oh, by the way, I liked you from the start," when it's dead obvious they didn't. You're doing a disservice to the romantic "false" leads.

I'm willing to forgive Star's crush on Oskar and Tom since she's not the one claiming she always liked Marco(even though she fell in love with him LONG before he fell in love with her, which is a nice turn of events), although her "love" for Oskar was merely an infatuation at most and I personally don't see why it was needed. Why don't they just say that their old crush didn't do it for them???

UGH, I remember watching that show and being so annoyed because I really liked Marco and Jackie and wanted them to be a thing but I knew that they’d pull Starco in the end because of course they would.

It also totally makes it seem as if love is the most powerful relationship there is (aros would like a word), which is so bizarre when there are so many “power of friendship” tropes. Like, a male and female lead have to get together because their relationship is the strongest.

The love square would hold so much more meaning to me without this love drama nonsense. It’s tiring.

Anonymous said:

Have you seen Yuki Yuna Is a Hero? If so, then what are your thoughts on it? I was thinking of watching it but it seems to be another "taking away the empowerment of the magical girl genre by making the girls suffer instead" type story. I read about it on TV Tropes and apparently it's a deconstruction that takes after Madoka Magica which already puts a bad taste in my mouth, but then I got to the examples and they're basically about how girls who get magical powers lose their body parts one by one and that the reason only girls can be heroes is because "young girls have always been sacrifices".

Not to mention it was written by a man and aimed towards a seinen(adult men ages 17-35) demographic, making it torture porn for adult men. Also, both the laconic page for Yuki Yuna and Madoka Magica say "Being a magical girl sucks."(though for Yuki Yuna it adds "Unless you have the power of friendship.") and to be honest that kills any desire in me to watch the show. Should I give it a chance?

Oof.

Yeah, after bringing it up to a friend of mine, it was instantly recommended of me not to watch it, so I’d say, “no.”

Anonymous said:

Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I, love, love, LOVE Sailor Moon. And I love the transformations, too. But if there's one thing I don't love, it's that their outfits all look pretty much the same but with different colors/different lengths of gloves and shoes and stuff like that, and that they all have the exact same body type save for the one fat girl who's made to look bad. I don't like Madoka Magica, but at least they all had unique/different costumes(but they still have similar bodies).

We’re not allowed diversity here. Take your different body types to a show that cares; we’re all about femininity here and how girls can be beautiful and powerful no matter wha--oh wait...

Yeah, I don’t care for the design in Sailor Moon, but that’s because skirts don’t interest me design-wise unless it’s really unique/interesting.

(note that there’s a lot of talk about tomboys, sexism, and TV tropes and such below, and then Madoka Magica after that; that’s basically the rest of this askplosion:)

Anonymous said:

I just saw the thumbnail for a video called "Why You Should Watch Princess Tutu(Yes, I Know The Name Is Stupid)". Umm, why is it stupid exactly? Because it's "girly"? What is with people thinking that in order for a girly show to be good they have to first separate the show from its girliness in order to enjoy it? It's like how men will say a show is good despite it being girly, or that since it's good it's no longer girly. Nobody does this for boy shows, because boy things are "never" stupid.

Princess = girly thing

Tutu = girly thing

girly things = bad

That’s the formula~ They should’ve called it something edgier and manly so that more people would be interested.

Anonymous said:

I'm wary of any woman or girl who says, "I'm a girl, but I'd rather read books about guys" or "I'm a female writer but I mostly write stories about male characters". I feel like those women are the "not like other girls/one of the guys" type who suffer from internalized misogyny and don't like female characters. I also feel like they're the type to not care about female representation, because in their minds, girls shouldn't care about female role models. We can enjoy males just as much! I do!

To be fair, they might also just be writing about shirtless men doing “handsome” things. ;P

But nah, I see your point. Me personally, I try to find a balance of writing both, but I do think there can be bias.

Anonymous said:

Do you think it's okay to like a ship but acknowledge that it wouldn't be safe or healthy or condonable in real life? Because I was just thinking of how a lot of people like some really "toxic" ships like Veronica/JD in Heathers, Yuno/Yukki in Future Diary, Madoka/Homura in Madoka Magica(although some people don't like it because of its toxicity/like it but don't realize it's toxic), almost any villain/hero ship, the list goes on. But they're aware of the fact that it's not a good standard for healthy relationships in real life.

An alternative I've seen is people having a crush on "dangerous" characters like JD and Yuno, or Karma from Assassination Classroom(there's not a single video on YouTube with him in it that DOESN'T have comments full of people saying they want Karma to father their children), but still being aware of the fact that the character is a) not real and b) wouldn't be a good partner if they were real(and that's assuming they even want to be with you. But sometimes there's a good reason for falling in love with a "toxic/dangerous" character.

Take Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club! She's obsessed with the player(not the player CHARACTER, the flesh and blood player themselves) to the point of killing off all the other girls and "trapping" you in a room with her where she talks endlessly about lots of things. But she's actually a lonely girl who's driven insane by the fact that nothing around her is real. She latches on to you because you're the only other person who's real and sapient and has got a mind of their own. You're literally her outlet to the outside world.

She's personally my favorite character in the game due to her actually being a more fleshed out, sympathetic(and not in the idealized "moemoe" way), and realistic take on the Yandere archetype(which, like many moe archetypes, is kinda misogynistic in nature in that it reinforces submissiveness; it's basically animes version of "woman scorned".). So it makes sense that people would sympathize with her and want her to become real, because all she's ever wanted was to be real and to talk to real people. Especially since she really did care about her friends and even returned them back to life because she saved their backup files, taking herself out of the picture.

I read a few "Monika becomes real and lives with you" fanfictions where she's really sweet and not at all crazy and cares for you a lot, and it's never felt the same as all those other "Yandere/psycho lives with you and is your girl/boyfriend" type stories precisely because those stories tend to just glorify possessive partners that kill your loved ones, drive your family members to commit suicide, and tear up your stuffed animals and dollies for the sake of it, rather than go into why they're so crazy for you, and often reinforce Stockholm Syndrome.

Plus, those "things" she talks about in the empty room? They're actually quite smart and make you think about the world for a bit. Not many "crazy" type characters actually get that. They're all about how "I'll slice your boyfriend open with an axe if you don't date me wa ha ha", and even if they're not, it's all the fandom will focus on, to the point of ignoring any and all other aspects to their character. Because that "crazy in love" aspect is the most appealing part of them. Maybe it's due to forbidden fruit/bad boy(or girl) appeal? Who knows? But I'm starting to wonder if it's still as bad if people recognize the problematic aspects of "crazy in love" characters or "dysfunctional" relationships.

Because if they recognize it's not real and don't really want it for themselves, then it's probably not much of a problem. But if they just go on wanting it to be real and never take a step back and go "wait a minute, this isn't real love; they're only together because he latches onto the first girl to show him any kindness and affection and she's a doormat who doesn't want something bad to happen if she leaves him", then that's bad.

Obviously it's not as bad as being in love with literal stalkers, killers, and rapists in real life(which is an actual thing, believe it or not, it's called hybristophilia), because fictional characters will never be real. Karma Akabane will never be real. Yuno Gasai will never be real. JD will never be real. But loving fictional characters who do those things and not realizing the problem with it may cause people to seek out real criminals, so it's best to separate fiction from reality.

I can’t help judging a little internally, but yeah, I think people can ship whatever as long as it has that “not in real life” scenario going for it. It’s ultimately fiction, so just because I don’t like it and/or think that it’s bad doesn’t mean other people can’t ship it.

Anonymous said:

I'm getting tired of all the racists on TV Tropes getting upset whenever a trope has a Japanese name. Whether it's Tsundere, Yandere, Meganekko, Genki Girl, Bokukko, or any Japanese anime name, people will complain that the trope exists beyond anime so it shouldn't have a "cute anime name", and that it should instead just be given a broader(read: English) name with the same meaning. Or that the site is too obsessed with anime. I'm just sick of people saying that anime names are bad.

The other thing is that we don’t actually have English words for certain things? I mean, the whole reason we say, “tsundere,” is because it says everything in one word. It’s easy.

(Also, people are aware the the English language isn’t some unique thing that takes no inspiration from other languages, right? It’s a mix of things, so accept that other languages exist because we literally wouldn’t have English without them.)

Anonymous said:

Have you seen the TV Tropes reviews for "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"? Holy crap, they are all a perfect example of the "Real Women Don't Wear Dresses" phenomenon that I have mentioned earlier and is so fucking present on this site. While some reviews praise the show for showing that "it's okay to be strong AND girly"(such as Hadles' review, which was really splendid), and that girl shows are no less good, others either insult the show by calling it "girly, saccharine, and stupid" as if "girly" is synonymous with anything bad about a show, or feel the need to distance it from its girliness in order to praise it as if a show can't be good if it's also girly.

Some people were saying things like "the show might seem girly at first, but it's actually a good, brilliant show with intricate plot twists, well-developed characters, and even some scary moments" and "the characters aren't just shallow girly-girls, they have depth!" So what, girliness is mutually exclusive to anything of value? One person even said that the Girl-Show Ghetto was the reason they couldn't get into the show or respect it. Just...wow.

And one review even said "Rarity's pretty tough for a girly girl!" Excuse me? Tough FOR a girly girl? So being a girly girl somehow automatically disqualifies you from being tough? Like "yeah, she's tough despite being a girly girl! Because girly girls aren't supposed to be tough."

It reminds me of the phrase "you're pretty for a black girl", which, while it's never been said to ME, I have heard other people complain about. It's sick and it hurts, just like this. And the few people who didn't say things like that still said that they couldn't get into the show at first because it looked "girly and vapid", before changing their minds and thinking that the show either proved their biases about girly shows wrong, no longer think it's girly since girly shows "can't" be good, or like it "despite" it's girliness.

And there were 70 reviews in all. 70 reviews full of this misogynistic "girly is bad" shit. So in conclusion nearly all the reviews on TV Tropes for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic were along the lines of one of three things. 1) "This show is girly so I looked past it because girly shows are dumb." 2) "This show is good despite being girly/the characters are good despite being girly." and 3) "This show is not girly to me at all because it is well-written and captivating and girly shows aren't capable of such things."

Granted, some people there were able and willing to call out those who judged the show badly for being girly(or gave it the "not like other girls" treatment, but in show form), as well as people warning other potential viewers to get rid of any potential bias they may have against it due to it being girly. But there were still more people insulting its girliness as a reason they think it sucks or denying its girliness to justify their liking of it than the other way around.

I would've accepted it in the form of "If you think this show is bad because of its inherent girliness, then you are wrong!" or "This show is proof that a show being girly or aimed at girls doesn't and shouldn't take away from its value, as people seem to believe." or "A girl can be girly and be a strong female character.", but no, instead I got shit like this. It's especially insulting when TV Tropes is a site that devotes itself in part to critiquing sexist tropes found in media, only to turn right around and reinforce them.

I don’t read TV Tropes that frequently, so I fortunately missed out on all of these complete idiots who associate girly products with being bad.

(that “pretty for a black girl” comment makes me hate all aspects of “expectations of beauty” and it’s like--plz let these die)

I could maybe see an argument for criticizing a girls show for being “saccharine” if it were like, “girls’ shows written by men who clearly don’t know how to write girls are usually bad,” because then it’s not a criticism of girls’ shows exactly but rather who keeps being put in charge of writing them.

Anonymous said:

I get so annoyed when people get upset when confronted with the matter of female representation with "what's so wrong with one show having a male protagonist or mostly men and one/a few women? Why do we have to include women in everything?" These people clearly do not understand that one show doing it is one thing, but when multiple shows do it, it's an obvious problem. It's even worse when they turn around and diss shows with largely female casts for "not having enough men".

And as for people getting upset that "every show has to include women/come with a checkbox nowadays", as if it's bad to include women in your story...look around. Women make up 50% of the population. They're literally everywhere. What reason do you have to not include a substantial amount of women?

These people act like male is the default and women are a last resort. They see no problem with men dominating a cast because it's justified(despite that not reflecting real life), and yet having female characters, or, hell, a female-dominated cast(I know they also don't reflect real life, but there are still female-dominated spaces; most colleges are 2/3 female) is "unrealistic" trying to fulfill a quota, or a straw feminist agenda, as if characters can't be female for their own sake. You shouldn't have to be forced include women because their presence should be a given.

How many stories nowadays take place in the war front in Viking times or whatever? A lot of men just don't want to include female characters or see them represented(well) in media because those who are overrepresented tend to want to stay that way. They likely also have insecurities about their masculinity and are worried about female characters flooding their shows with estrogen and ruining the shows they love, because they can't relate to female characters or enjoy shows about them without negating their girliness(ie. This show seems girly, but it's actually good), since they're ashamed to associate themselves with anything feminine due to looking down on women or seeing them as bad.

Plus they want to be the center of everything so the second a show is about mostly women they get upset and claim it's "sexist against men" because it's not about them. Hence why bronies(bless their souls) are made fun of for the grave sin of enjoying a female-centric show with a female protagonist and largely female characters. Granted, there are some freaky fans, but there's still some sexism at play here.

This reminds me of a post I saw about a boy who actually looked up to female characters because you can pick a role model who doesn’t fit your gender. Crazy concept, I know. ;P

And yeah, that’s how it goes with equality. People who are best/most represented don’t want equality because they think it means less for them and they don’t want that, like a child who doesn’t want to share their cookies with everyone else.

Anonymous said:

I love TV Tropes, but if there's one problem I have with it, it's how often it associates femininity with weakness. The "Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy" trope is a good example of this, but the worst offender in my opinion is the Girly Girl With a Tomboy Streak, as most of the examples there are simply of girls who are strong-willed or fierce or can fight. Because you know, those traits are male. It's bad because there are ALREADY tropes for girly girls who can fight, Girly Bruiser and Lady of War (which TV Tropes even goes out of its way to SAY shouldn't be counted as a "Tomboy Streak" and yet does stuff like this), but it's also bad because ANY girly girl with these qualities, no matter how feminine they are otherwise, will be seen by TV Tropes as having to be at least somewhat tomboyish(read: masculine) in order to have those traits. Because regular girly girls are just weak and fragile and only want to be housewives.

It's even worse when you realize that much of these characters are created with the exact purpose of subverting the stereotype that girliness equals weak, and instead present a new and more empowering form of femininity: that femininity is strong and DOES NOT equal being a passive sex tool for men's pleasure. They're MEANT to show that being a tomboy is not the only way to be strong, and TV Tropes acknowledges that! But then they also go and claim these characters have "Tomboy Streaks" thus undermining the positive message by insinuating that you have to be tomboyish to be strong and that even girly girls have to have some level of masculinity to be deemed respectable and equal human beings, plus manipulating many impressionable folks into thinking strength and bravery is automatically tomboyish.

Worse yet, they often put a character here because "she's a big eater" or "she burps/farts a lot". Gee, I didn't know women had bodily functions? I didn't know women had digestive systems? So basically any time a girl shows that she is a human being and not a pretty, passive doll to be idealized, she is acting like a man. Because only men are fully-fledged human beings. Even outside of that, look at basically any masculinity-femininity contrast trope(Tomboy and Girly Girl, Sensitive Guy and Manly Man, Masculine Girl Feminine Boy, etc.). The "masculine" character will often be described as dominant, assertive, or outspoken, and the "feminine" character will often be called weak-willed, passive, emotional, and timid. It's fucking sickening.

The Tomboy With A Girly Streak trope is similar to its inverse in that a tomboyish girl will often be placed under this trope with their proclaimed "girly" streak being that she's tender or cries a lot or is soft spoken/a doormat. Because being girly is about not taking up too much space, not having any ambition or aspiration, and overall being a weak and shallow waste of space. For a site that claims to dismantle such sexist misconceptions, it sure does reinforce them just as much.

I almost want to stop using TV Tropes based on that and many other reasons, but it's a genuinely informative site that at least tries to avoid these stereotypes(plus it's edited by more than one person), it just doesn't do enough. For example, they made an awkward claim once that women can't fight while on their periods, and even have an Improbably Female Cast trope, as if it's abnormal that a cast could consist of mostly women and demands an explanation. To them, femininity=inferior.

And then in comes the “anti-girl tomboy” characters who basically do everything “girls don’t do;” glares at things like make-up and such, rolls eyes at the subject of “girl talk” or “romance,” drinks anything carbonated and spreads their legs wide open, etcetera.

Guys really don’t get the same version, at least not that I’m aware of? Like, at best, they don’t participate in “guy things” but that’s about it.

Having characters acknowledge it just makes everything more blatant, like if a woman comes by and the guys have to assure “DON’T WORRY, SHE’S LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS.”

It’s like a woman can only hang out and engage in “guy talk/time” (the concept of which I hate but that’s besides the point) if they can crush a beer can against their forehead.

Anonymous said:

OMG TV Tropes called Cirno the Ice Fairy from Touhou a "tomboy"? Why? Because she's boisterous and outspoken and not a "shy girly-girl" like Daiyousei! TV Tropes clearly believes that any girl or woman who is more than just a pretty face(which ALL women are, by the way), who takes up space, who has a dynamic personality and isn't just a weeping wallflower(which I'm not saying Daiyousei is) is a tomboy. Because she's acting like a man that way. Ugh, so over TV Tropes and their sexism.

And all the girls in Touhou(including Cirno) wear big frilly dresses anyway so it doesn't really make sense to see ANY of them as tomboys. But no, apparently any girl who is rowdy or tough or is active and not passive is a tomboy. You gotta be a tomboy to have attitude. You can tell they think so because they often say things like "strong, but still feminine" as if those things are opposites. They even described femininity as "weak and susceptible, vain and superficial". Like, ugh, kill me now.

I legitimately want to see a bullet point list here of what qualifies as a “tomboy.” Like, what, anyone who does one thing that isn’t “girly”?

Can we just throw out all of these terms; not even replace them, just throw them out?

(the below ask is incomplete - the first part is missing - but the asker clarified after I asked them, so clarification is below:)

Anonymous said:

Tropes is because I'm working on a story and I hope when it becomes famous that TV Tropes will write about it, but as it stands, I'm beginning to wonder that TV Tropes undermines most stories or plots to do with women one way or another. I mean, they constantly create tropes with the intent of calling out inherent biases, yet reinforce those biases themselves.

For example, they have a trope called Men Are Generic, Women Are Special, which points out the bias of male being the default, and yet on almost every other page on the wiki describing a trope, the default character will be a "he"(especially if it's a character trope), and whenever they mention "The Hero" or "The Big Bad" it's always a he unless it needs to be female(like if the heroine is in a romance story, or if the villain is a seductress). Female characters at best, can hope to be "The Heart" or "The Chick" of the group(which is often used in a demeaning way).

They even have a trope called "Improbably Female Cast" in which they point out all the instances of a story's setting having an "over-abundance" of women or girls with no men in sight, and claim that such stories have majority female characters when it is "unusual" "unlikely" or "lacks justification". Someone even suggested that the trope should be called "Where Are All The Men?" as if there's something inherently weird or wrong when a story is dominated by female characters, and like the story is in dire need of men, as if only men can be protagonists.

Even if the story has a justifiable reason for having mostly women, the fact that the writer made that choice at all is somehow deserving of mention. The mere fact that there's no "Improbably Male Cast" trope shows where the site's biases lay. They don't see anything wrong with a show being dominated by men with little to no female representation(ex. Death Note), and yet a show dominated by women(ex. MLPFIM) is somehow an anomaly and demands an explanation(even if the story does provide a reason for it, TV Tropes will still list it and presume it "improbable", as if to say "I mean, yeah, but there's no reason why you couldn't just make them mEn instead", as if writers who have mostly female characters are going out of their way to steer away from the "default" males.

In fact, they even admit that "Men Are Generic, Women Are Special" is their reason for having such a trope, but not the inverse. They even say that it's not the trope if the show revolves around a group of girlfriends with no indication of the gender ratio in the wider setting. So any time the females outnumber the males a story it's instantly labeled "improbable" because there's NO WAY any setting AT ALL could have more females than males. That's improbable! You see, this is why when women are 1/3 of the people in a given space men perceive it as "majority female" because they're uncomfortable with women having more of a presence than men.

We'll never have true equality if shows with majority female casts continue to be scrutinized under a microscope and assumed to be of inferior, lesser quality, just because there's no male characters around and it's women who are driving the plot. My problem isn't that they have a trope for majority female casts, it COULD be a testament to gender equality(ie., "there used to not be a lot of shows revolving around women, but now they're becoming increasingly common and well-known), but it's that they single out such stories as "unlikely" and thus discredit them.

And worse yet, they refuse to change the name, because they don't see a problem with it. So now every single show that doesn't have an equal number of males and females or more males than females is going to be called "improbable" by TV Tropes, because there's something(bad) to be said about shows that choose to make most of their characters women. Death Note and Naruto can slide by the radar of having loads of men, but Madoka Magica and Touhou are "improbable"? Because they have loads of women?

the clarification:

Anonymous said:

I started out complaining about how TV Tropes says that boys will watch Star Vs. The Forces of Evil only because of Marco(who's great, but it comes off like boys can only relate to boy characters) and that the show only looks girly but has a deep complex plot with scary moments(as if a show can't be dark and complex and still be girly; girly=shallow, watered down fluff), hence my complaint about TV Tropes undermining girly shows or anything "girly".

Yup, exactly like I said.

Good stuff in “girly” things is the exception. Good stuff in “manly” things is expected.

Which is funny when you consider stuff like “edgy” reboots of things. Like, Disney remakes their original movies and that usually means making them worse (like in Beauty and the Beast - god I hate that remake - where the objects are going to become complete objects when the last petal falls even though the enchantress is explicitly a good person and it comes off as super cruel and unnecessary), but that seems to just be its own breed of bad I guess.

Then there are terms like “chick flicks” and “soap operas” which are usually women-oriented and tend to be considered dumb/over-dramatic.

You know, not like MEN shows with their sexualization of women, guns and MEN things.

Anonymous said:

Remember what I said about TV Tropes being sexist? Well, they also have a trope called "Girly Run". Like, that's literally the name. Girly. Run. Thankfully the first example(which is under advertising due to the forms of media being in alphabetical order) is an aversion from the blessed Like A Girl campaign, but...just reading the page lets the casual-yet-bold-faced sexism speak for itself.

why can’t things just be like the Sims where characters can wear whatever the hell they want and have any personality without any judgment or criticism from other Sims?

(more Madoka Magica talk - and ONLY Madoka Magica talk - below because I’ve unleashed a monster apparently:)

Anonymous said:

I know you don't like Frozen but I saw a theory somewhere that Elsa's powers came from making a contract with Kyubey and her wish was to impress her sister and anyway I can't stop rolling my eyes. This isn't(just) because of my distaste for Madoka Magica compared to my love for Frozen, but if Elsa's a Puella Magi then why didn't she become a witch long ago? How did she make it to adulthood? How did she become emotionally stable? And why do her powers have to come from a negative source?

I think it might just be people looking for excuses to do their crossover fanfiction which--yeah, I’m not crazy about that.

Anonymous said:

Did you know that Cristina Vee voiced Homura Akemi in the English Dub? It's very noticeable, especially during the Cake Song, where I could've sworn she sounds exactly like Marinette. By the way, I'm still not sure what the hell was going on in that song. Could you please explain it to me(if you know)?

Nooooo don’t make me think of Homura when I think of Marinette!! fjkdgjnfdg

lol but seriously, I think the Cake Song is just meant to be one of those “weird but meant to be dEeP” things that shows do sometimes to be cool (not a criticism technically; depends on how it’s used).

I think the cake is the labyrinth and Homura saying that she’s the pumpkin makes her the odd one out since pumpkins are associated with scares and halloween, so it’s “foreshadowing” her being the witch. The things that they say they are... they’re like--ingredients for a meal, but not a cake, so the the cake is the labyrinth and they’re the things that would go inside it.

Homura and Madoka are the only ones who really get descriptions to go with them. Homura says that she’s “full of seeds” (despair?) and Madoka implies that it’ll bring sweet dreams once she’s sliced (which is either referring to the godly freedom given to magical girls before they turn into witches, or foreshadowing Madoka being “split” after Homura stops Madoka from purifying her, leading to Homura’s “sweet dream” of what it’s like when everything is “normal” after her reality twisting).

Anonymous said:

May I ask what you don't like about Kyoko's character? Is it because she was the stereotypical "jerk with a heart of gold"? Or because the writer made her flip from hating Sayaka and wanting her dead to suddenly dying for Sayaka even though she barely knows her compared to Madoka(because the writer doesn't understand how girls' relationships work)? For me it was a mixture of both(though I still don't mind KyoSaya!), but I still liked her enough, she just felt a tad stereotypical. Your thoughts?

It’s both. I just don’t like characters like her at all and the runtime of Madoka Magica can’t maintain all of these characters, “developing” them, and then killing them off. I don’t even have any time to get attached to them because they’re dead within a matter of a few episodes.

And it’s always like, “okay here’s this character’s backstory to make you feel emotionally attached--HA NOW THEY’RE DEAD. SEE??? WE TOTALLY GOT YOU.”

Like, no, you didn’t. I didn’t even have time to care about THEM, much less their actual death.

Anonymous said:

What about the girls in Madoka Magica? Do you think they're strong female characters? Now, obviously the show is not feminist, since it misses the whole point of Magical Girl, which is to empower girls and show them that girls can be powerful and feminine and can find strength in solidarity with each other by instead making them suffer and fight each other and have their power come from their emotions, which are exploited and turned against them because women can't be powerful, but still...

It’s the same way I feel about Marinette; there are some who I want to say are strong characters, but the writing is ready to just kill them off at any time and bully them for essentially having emotions.

Basically, imagine a male writer hands you a character sheet and is like, “AW YEAH CHECK OUT THIS sTrOng FEMALE CHARACTER I WROTE.”

Like, even if they were right, their ego and obnoxiousness about the whole thing, along with what they actually do to said character, makes you not want to give them any credit for it.

Anonymous said:

How do you think Puella Magi Madoka Magica would be different if they had magical boys as well(which can mean either gender-bending canon magical girls or introducing original magical boys)? Do you think the show would be better? Worse? Or would it be just about the same?

Personally I feel like having magical boys would be good and bad; good because there would be no more of the “teenage girls are hysterical” crap and it wouldn’t just be girls suffering because they can’t handle power, and bad because it would still be problematic(for stereotyping all teens as over emotional and deserving to be taken advantage of by the Incubators, and it would still be about kids suffering in a genre meant to empower girls, having some of them be boys wouldn’t help that much).

I also feel like Gen Urobuchi would still make the girls suffer more and have them be more emotionally and mentally unstable. Holy crap it feels like he read up on Aristotle’s views on women while making this show.

It would at least be more balanced I guess? Like, teenage years are a fragile time, so it would make sense for both girls and boys to be taken advantage of. I still wouldn’t like it but it would be nice to point out, “there are emotional boys as well as emotional girls.”

Anonymous said:

Literally all the problems with Treatment of Marinette, Chat's Entitlement(TM), and the sheer sexism in general(ex. all the teenage girls and even women villains being catty and bitchy, while the male villains are cool, suave, and calculating; female villains being irredeemable scum while male villains are "not as bad as they seem", etc.) could all be solved if the show just got some more female writers! You know a show isn't feminist like people claim if none of the writers are women.

That's what I love about Friendship is Magic; the show is written and directed by a woman and actually has a variety of both male and female writers! Plus, Lauren Faust explicitly identifies as a feminist and claims her works are meant to empower women and show them that there's no wrong way to be a girl. And the show reflects that! There's no "token girl" who checks all the boxes; the females have realistic flaws, diverse personalities, and let's not forget ARE THE HEROES!!! Not to mention that the cast is actually PREDOMINANTLY FEMALE. Do people have any idea how refreshing that is?!

And that's why whenever people claim that shows like Madoka Magica are feminist when it's written by men for men while also dismissing actually feminist shows written by women for women as "sexist" or "demeaning", I cringe inside. It's not just what the show looks like, it's what the people behind it say.

And Gen Urobuchi is not a feminist. At all. Just listen to the things he says about the girls, that they're terrorists who are full of hubris and destined to be alone, and that actual magical girl shows weren't his inspiration beyond the show's cosmetics, he just based it off of porn games. He only watched those shows after making Madoka Magica and admitted they were weird to him. Well, maybe they wouldn't be weird if you actually used them as inspiration! Why are you even making magical girl? So basically he admitted that all the suffering the girls go through is because it's his fetish.

I knew I wasn't imagining things when I saw all those weird shots and angles(ex. zooming in on Sayaka's thighs and breasts when she collapses to the floor, Madoka gripping the bed sheets between her legs when agitated, zooming in on Kyoko's ass when she takes her phone out of her shorts' back pocket, it's all for cheap titillation). And yet people keep saying the show is devoid of male gaze and sexism and why? Because apparently men know how to represent women better than women themselves.

you said “Madoka gripping the bed sheets between her thighs” and it gave me an immediate flashback, I hate it

I find that it’s a similar thing with gay anime/manga; I’m more likely to trust a F/F story if it’s written by a woman since they’re less likely to sexualize everything.

Anonymous said:

Homura in Puella Magi Madoka Magica: But Madoka, what's going to happen to you? You'll end up all alone here forever! You'll never be able to see your friends and family! Homura in Rebellion: Haha, screw Madoka's friends and family! Only I am worthy of Madoka's love! That girl belongs to me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!(I'm sorry for the over exaggeration, but this is how it felt for me.)

Apparently, it was better for Madoka to just have all of her memories and powers yoinked away.

Sayaka is Madoka’s right hand girl so idk why Homura has this idea that she needs to sAvE Madoka. The fact that this whole thing comes out of a misunderstanding (because Madoka doesn’t have her memories) is so irritating.

Anonymous said:

I actually love Madoka Magica, but I completely agree with you on the hysterical women thing. Why couldn’t they just have... both magical girls and magical boys? Like, just mention that magical boys are a thing? They don’t even have to change anything but that, they don’t even really have to show it, just be like “yeah there’s magical boys too but that’s not really what this story is about, it’s about our characters we have here”. I don’t know, feels like that would have at least helped stuff.

Yeah, they don’t have to bother having the magical boys around. Just to know they exist would be enough. I mean, the fact that the focus is on them would still be bothersome (they’d probably do a thing where each girl represents a different emotion that is easily manipulated/easy to control), but it’d be something.

Anonymous said:

One thing that weirds me out when people are talking about Madoka Magica is when people refer to the characters as "little girls". Like, excuse me? They are not "little girls". They are teenagers! All of them are at least 14 years old! I hate when people call them "little", it's just so condescending and infantilizing, especially when the show does enough of that to them already. After all, no one makes that mistake with the heroines of Lucky Star and Hidamari Sketch(who are also drawn by Aoki)!

I feel like it’s the equivalent of when people call women “girls,” y’know? Sort of a “treating females as younger than they really are,” which is probably what gives guys the feeling that they have control.

For a gender that claims to be so dominant, certain ones sure have to delude themselves a lot to make themselves feel better.

Anonymous said:

I was thinking about what you said about Puella Magi Madoka Magica passing the Bechdel Test, and if it counts if there's barely any men to talk about. And while I do agree that it counts, I also feel that it doesn't really matter much in shows such as Madoka. This isn't even about feminism, this is about the fact that if a show has next to no men in it at all then it's pretty much a given that they won't talk about them since it would be impractical to talk about something that doesn't exist.

So because of that, I think there should either be an alternative test which only applies to shows that have a significant or equal number of male characters and yet the ladies still pass the test(making it feel more "real" since the option to talk about men is there), or the test should be rewritten entirely so that it only applies to shows in which the cast is either equally gender-split, or has a majority male cast/significant amount of males even if the females still outnumber them.

Reminds me of how, on TV Tropes, someone suggested that there should be a "Weak" and "Strong" Bechdel Test, where "Weak" refers to the women talking about something other than men because it is literally what's relevant at the moment(such as two female police officers discussing how to catch a female killer), thus applying the Bechdel Test there seems semi-void, while "Strong" is when they could talk about men but choose not to(ie. two female students talking about their grades during lunch).

And just to clarify about the "Strong" one, when I say they could talk about men but choose not to, this isn't to imply that female characters should talk about men, or that something's wrong with them for not talking about men, just that there's nothing stopping them from doing so, but they choose to talk about something unrelated to men. I think this strategy is much better than the test we have because it makes conversations between female characters seem more real since they're discussing things other than men of their own volition, rather than the non-male-centered talk being because they have to talk about it in-universe. I say that because The Bechdel Test serves to show that women's lives don't and shouldn't revolve around men, and they can talk about other things if they want to, but if the conversation is because they have to(like the example I gave), that gives sexists the opportunity to go "Yeah, well, they're only talking about it because it's their job!"

But if the female characters talk about things other than men of their own free will(as in, when the option is still there), then it shows that women really do have their own free will to talk about their own things and that there is NO REASON to not pass the Bechdel Test in today's day and age(I keep hearing people claim the test is stupid and doesn't matter, but then it should be easy to pass). "Oh, but if they had the choice, they would talk about men." No, because men don't sit around and talk about the women in their lives all day so why should women talk about the men in their lives all day? And to the people saying these types of tests are getting in the way of their "creativity", well, now that we know that you think female representation is stupid and something you have to be forced to do, we don't have to listen to a word you say. ;)

I like the idea of adjusting the Bechdel Test for other circumstances and expanding it as such!

You could also extend it to things like sexualization, because--I mean, having two female characters who talk to each other probably doesn’t mean much if they’re half-dressed or the writer wanted to make them bisexual for “The Fanservice.”

Anonymous said:

To be honest deconstructions of Magical Girl confuse me. There are some good ones out there(such as Princess Tutu and Revolutionary Girl Utena, so I know they're not all just torture porn, my only gripe with Utena is the implication that girls who take on the feminine "Princess" role are weak), but at its heart Magical Girl has always dealt with death, gore and pain just as much as female empowerment.

It makes me feel like the people who write these stories haven't seen magical girl and think it's all just sunshine and rainbows and that just because it's "girly" it's vapid and has no substance, and since the only way to have substance apparently is to be "dark", they go "screw it with all this princessy magical shit! Let's make our show dark instead!" When in reality if they had just sat down and watched a magical girl anime, they would understand that this is not the case.

Not to mention that many of them tend to have fanservice and the idea that magical girls have to suffer, so instead of empowering young girls, they end up misrepresenting the genre and turning it into fetish fuel torture porn for adult men(Madoka Magica and Yuki Yuna are very good examples of this; the writer of Madoka says that the girls are terrorists and full of hubris and that he was inspired by porn games). It's not that you can't deconstruct the genre at all, but it's almost never done tastefully and the magical girl themes are just a cover used to explain the suffering the girls go through. :(

Another thing about magical girl deconstructions is that they often reinforce patriarchal themes, like that girls shouldn't want things for themselves and that genuinely doing something for someone while also having ulterior motives that help yourself are a BAD BAD BAD thing, no matter how ultimately harmless they are, even if they help everybody involved. They also tend to reinforce Tall Poppy Syndrome and portray the powers as harmful or a bad thing, implying that girls shouldn't have power.

Honestly, I think there can totally be even more substance in magical girl anime that doesn’t have to resort to “make it eDgY” (which I feel like is a slippery slope that can easily come off as lazy); for example, I’d really enjoy seeing something deeper to magical girl powers than something like, “oh, this magical girl happens to have the power that fits their personality,” such as a magical girl who has a power she feels she doesn’t fit but it’s a matter of perspective/seeing herself differently, or a magical girl who does have the powers that “fit” her personality - like a “fiery” girl with fire powers - and the weaknesses in her powers correlate to the weaknesses in her personality, so she has to either iron out those issues or find workarounds, as true “perfection” isn’t possible nor practical, which is something all the girls have to accept despite whatever pressure they’re under.

.I dunno, I like lore and powers revolving around metaphors. It’s fun.

Anonymous said:

About what you said in regards to "no pueri magi because it doesn't hit the shock value threshold enough", I remember this interesting comment I saw on an article called "The Problem With The Dark Magical Girl Genre"(which I would totally recommend checking out, by the way!) which said that shojo magical girl and seinen magical girl both embrace a different philosophy regarding strong female fighters. In shojo, they tend to embrace femininity as a strength and show girls that they have the power to do whatever they want and undergo dangerous professions. But in seinen, which conveniently enough is more likely to "deconstruct" the genre(ugh), rather than admiring the girls and supporting them in their endeavors, the girls are meant to be pitied(often to the point of infantilization) when bad things happen to them, with the fact that they are girls serving to make everything worse. It operates under the idea that girls are fragile, in need of protection, and shouldn't be fighting at all.

That's why deconstructions like Madoka Magica and Yuki Yuna don't sit right with me, and also why I don't consider them feminist series. People can say whatever they want about Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure, but ultimately they also had dark and dangerous themes(to the point where some kids had nightmares), but ultimately allowed the girls to rise above the hell they went through and find the strength in them to save the day. We feel bad for them when they die, not because they're moe girls, but because we were actually given the time to form a connection with them and want to see them succeed, rather than just be expected to pity them because they're cute manipulated girls. That way, when they ultimately save the day, it's all the more satisfying. Princess Tutu was a deconstruction that actually went about it in the right way, because the girls eventually found the courage to defeat their enemies in a way that made sense. Why the hell is it a "good" thing to subvert that?

No clue, but I basically agree with everything there. I mean, Madoka Magica’s entire stick is basically that all the girls are like “uwu” in terms of the style (with Madoka being the “cutest” of them all) and then being put in this dark and edgy plot+setting; it’s for both the shock value and the “contrast” of having “moe” characters be thrust into these situations to essentially die.

And the conclusion doesn’t end up being satisfying (at least to me) because the villain doesn’t have emotions so he’s just like “owo” (seriously, I wouldn’t hate on Rebellion so much if Kyubey had been given emotions rather than going crazy; Homura can basically do whatever she wants and it was SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY) so it ends up being more about the journey getting there like wow look at all the sUbvErSiOnS and dEaTh we had along the way!

Because at the end of the day, it’s still like, “the girls give into their ‘hysterical emotions’ in the end basically no matter what,” even if they get saved by Madoka in the end.

Anonymous said:

Do you remember, in Madoka Magica, when Kyubey said that humans would still be living in caves if not for the Incubators? First of all, keep in mind what Incubators do. Their entire purpose on this earth is to feed off the emotions of young teenage girls as they spiral into despair as a result of their delusions of power. Like wow, let that sink in. Apparently humanity's advancement relies on the exploitation of women. We are literally the punching bags of the universe. Isn't it lovely?

No! You see--we’re so important to the world! If we weren’t emotionally exploited, the world wouldn’t be the way it is now! :D

(kill me)

Anonymous said:

I once saw a tag on tumblr that read "The only good magical girl anime is Madoka Magica because it's gay, and even it has problems." Like, ugh. Really? Has this person not watched ANY other magical girl anime? Such ignorance. So many things wrong with that statement that I can't--and WON'T--even begin to unravel here.

MADOKA MAGICA IS NOT GAY AND I’M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE CLAIMING IT IS

s T O P

I DON’T EVEN CONSIDER YURI ON ICE TO BE GAY. MADOKA MAGICA? NAH MAN.

Anonymous said:

Do the girls in Madoka Magica even have transformation phrases? You know, like how Marinette says "Tikki, spots on!" or how Sailor Moon says "Moon Prism Power! Make-up!" or how Iris in LoliRock says "Iris! Princess of Ephedia!" etc. But in Madoka Magica, there doesn't seem to be any of that. At least in Yuki Yuna they pressed a button on their phones. But how do the Puellae Magi even transform? Just goes to show you how Gen Urobuchi knows next to nothing about the genre he claims to deconstruct.

Transformation phrases are magical and cool and you can’t take that away from me.

Anonymous said:

I had a shower thought about Madoka randomly in bed last night: If a Magical Girl's Soul Gem loses control over its user when 100 metres or further away from it, that meant that when Homura got Sayaka's Soul Gem back for her, Sayaka should've regained consciousness once Homura was less than 100 metres away, even if she didn't have her Soul Gem yet. I also love to ponder why on Earth Homura would even bother retrieving Sayaka's Soul Gem if she only cares about Madoka and Madoka's well-being.

I think it’s just a complicated process of Homura trying to make sure Madoka doesn’t fall into despair herself (in a non-witch way) and is convinced to make a wish.

Anonymous said:

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Sayaka really got the worst deal out of the whole thing. While her story may seem more "mundane" compared to the others(she just wanted the token Ill Boy osananajimi to like her back), she's the only one who somehow isn't brought back when Madoka recreates the universe, loses her Soul Gem on more than one account(and on the second, she starts decomposing and her crush sees her and calls her a monster because he thinks she's pretending to be the REAL Sayaka), is supposedly the weakest Magical Girl, getting swiftly taken out by both Kyoko AND Homura(the latter of which doesn't even make sense, if her body can heal why was she taken out so quickly?), takes a long while to show up in Magia Record, and Gen somehow finds it suiting to single her out as the one who is "destined to die" every time she makes a contract. Apparently the series director wanted Sayaka to live/be brought back, but Gen refused because it just had to be edgy.

Of course, MEN are allowed to have wish fulfillment power fantasies and dream like the sky's no limit and aspire to be all they want to be, but the second WOMEN try to be the strong ones, the powerful ones, or dream of something for themselves and others, they have to learn a lesson about how unrealistic their fantasies are and how they'll never live out their dreams. Hence why Sayaka puts the blame all on herself, saying that she's not a hero and was stupid and selfish the whole time.

"token Ill Boy osananajimi“ dfhbgjhfdgdfg

It was a real shame because I liked Sayaka somewhat (not saying much but still) and she was such a predictable one to go. Like, “oh wow, an angst-y anime all about shock value? so basically the best friend is dead then with no chance of survival.”

I think I do remember being told/reading somewhere (so don’t quote me) that Sayaka is the one that’s hardest to keep alive in the games, so you have to work hard for it. It just sucks.

Anonymous said:

Yet another thing that bothers me about Puella Magi is how the show frames the young ladies as if everything is their fault even though they have no idea what they're getting into because the person who makes the deal doesn't even bother explaining shit to them and all the show's attempts at deconstructing is just taking lighthearted elements meant to empower girls and show them that they can be brave and strong as well as feminine and make them dark and morbid.

Like, I get the whole "having young girls fight is a little unrealistic" aspect, but most magical girl shows actually do touch on that! Only difference is that over time, they become stronger and better at fighting(which is only to be expected, whether you're a teenage girl or not) and become more competent along the way because the whole genre is about FEMALE EMPOWERMENT.

Not to mention how the show seems to forget that the Incubators are villains and even seems to put them in the right and the girls in the wrong, what with the claim that they rationalize with the girls they make contracts with like sentient human beings(yeah, because emotionally manipulating young girls and literally taking their souls out of their bodies and making them liches without their consent is definitely treating them like sentient human beings), and that they always follow up on their end of the deal whereas it's the girls' faults their wishes go sour because they never wish for what they truly want(I'm sorry, but I simply DO NOT buy that. Homura and Mami outright wished for what they wanted. Their wishes went sour because the plot "decided" that they should have wished in a different way; plus, you're telling me that if Sayaka had outright said she wished "for Kyousuke to love her back" that the show wouldn't just "make" him mind-controlled or have Sayaka "outgrow" her feelings by the time he falls in love with her, all the while making it out to be "her" fault he's so heartbroken because she was some kind of tease or whatever, further demonizing girls' sexualities?).

Plus they explicitly claim that every woman in history was a magical girl and that without them, humanity would still be in caves(as in, humanity wouldn't be able to progress without the oppression and exploitation of women, and women can't gain power without going insane because female power is some unhealthy, inhuman, infernal thing.). Even if we take this all as a reflection of patriarchal society(which I highly doubt it was, if anything, it reinforces it), all it does is imply that the oppression of women is the natural order of things, required even.

As for the girls themselves, they routinely beat themselves up and the show makes no effort to tell them they're wrong(up until the massive cop-out of an ending), like how Sayaka's last words before becoming a witch are literally her "admitting" that she was "stupid, so stupid" for wanting a boy to love her and be healed of his infirmity. It just seems like we're supposed to think "you know, maybe the Incubators aren't that bad!" while ignoring that the girls are being treated like the disposable trash bags of the universe. This show already does the magical girl genre dirty but treating it like everything the Incubators did was necessary and like it's all the girls' faults these things happened to them in the first place is the icing on the stale, sour cake. Nothing like a giant heap of sexism to help get you through your day. :/

I’ve noticed this a lot in Miraculous, but Madoka Magica somehow does it worse; this “one (supposed) mistake leads to all of these consequences you never saw coming.”

Like Ladybug calling Lila out. We know that Lila’s pettiness in “Chameleon” shows that it wouldn’t matter whether Ladybug yelled at her or not; the simple fact that Marinette opposes a liar led to Marinette getting expelled, even if only for a while. Then there’s “Miracle Queen” and all that garbage that came with it.

These two shows put their teenage girls through hell for having emotions and there’s no way to undo it.

Anonymous said:

Honestly, the Madoka Magica fandom is basically the magical girl equivalent of "not like other girls" type women. I can't say I'd be surprised if they didn't watch a single magical girl show other than Madoka because they're all "stupid and girly but this one is edgy and dark" just because those shows are written by women to inspire other girls and show femininity as a strength while Madoka Magica is written by men for men who want to see young girls suffer without any actual feminism.

Like, let's go through their arguments one-by-one to prove that they don't hold up. They love to say that Madoka Magica is better than other Magical Girl shows because "it's dark and edgy and shows the downsides to being a Magical Girl unlike other shows where it's all sunshine and lollipops". First of all, other Magical girl shows also got very dark. Princess Tutu and Utena are also "darker" takes on the genre, but even more lighthearted shows like Sailor Moon and Precure had scary moments.

The only difference is, with them, they still managed to critique problematic aspects of the genre and actually provided ways to improve it, while STILL managing to keep their target audience(FEMALES) in mind, without condescending to them and infantilizing them. And they still showed the girls being empowered and overcoming the darkness.

In Madoka, there's none of that, there's no actual critique of the genre because Gen didn't have the respect for it to do his research, it's aimed at men so it doesn't keep female viewers in mind by definition(which is also another reason why it can't be a deconstruction; deconstructions should be done FOR its target audience), and the girls are constantly put down and treated like Moe crybabies by the narrative even when they're not(cause, you know, teenage girls are "emotional"!). And it doesn't offer ways the genre could improve, it just takes a female-empowering genre and twists it to be this system of oppression that the genre is meant to avoid.

Magical Girls tend to have a very strong focus on girls empowering girls and all that awesome stuff, and yet when Madoka and Mami form a special bond and Madoka encourages Mami by telling her she's not alone? It makes her big-headed and overconfident and she gets devoured by Charlotte. See what happens when girls rely on each other? Madoka is Sayaka's best friend, but gets pushed aside in favor of Kyoko, who later dies for Sayaka because girls who want to help each other had better be prepared to suffer and die for their beliefs. Sayaka loses everything, which happens to include her best friend, over a guy. And the whole witch process means that any female solidarity that could be found in the show is thrown out the window since the core concept of the show is girls being forced to brutalize and kill and exploit each other.

People act like Madoka is Yuri when it's not, Gen was asked if Homura really was in love with Madoka and if Kyoko really was in love with Sayaka, and what did he do? He beat around the bush. Naoko Takeuchi and Kunihiko Ikuhara(the latter of whom also worked on Sailor Moon R; woah, what a surprise) both admitted that there was gay love in their stories, yet people act like Madoka is super progressive regarding homosexuality when it's just implied and those shows were MUCH more open! Doesn't stop people from claiming the show is "honorary yuri" and saying that the meaning of "yuri" should be broadened to include any close bonds between two female characters, whether or not it's actually romantic, AND favoring the show(and HomuMado) above actual yuri shows that are made to appeal to women. If all this were actually valid, Sailor Moon would be yuri as hell.

I hate seeing people fap over this show and act like it's so revolutionary for recycling things that the genre was ALREADY DOING, because I know full well that the ONLY reason it gets this wide acclaim is because Magical Girl shows have traditionally been written for women and this show is aimed at men. That's literally it. Because nothing a woman writes is good enough, especially when it dares to go against patriarchal constructs of femininity as weak and docile by portraying it as cool and awesome. It doesn't matter how cool and dark and diverse and inclusive and complex Sailor Moon and Precure and Princess Tutu and Utena are, they're written by/for women with the intention of empowering them so they're automatically invalid, cheap, happy-go-lucky crap where nothing bad ever happens and anything those shows try to do ought to be discredited because they don't appeal to men like they should so what's the point?

But the second a MAN comes in and intrudes on a female-dominated space by doing all of those things but with a very shallow understanding of how they ought to be executed, people are all over it because a MAN did it and now it's interesting and respectable! I have seen so many people say that they don't like Magical Girl because it's girly and shallow and stupid, but then they praise Madoka for things that the girly and "shallow" shows have already done! Men are always taking away things meant for women and distorting it to fit their patriarchal views and yet when they do it it's somehow better and anyone who complains is simply a whiny straw feminist!

The fandom does it all the time, someone complains about the show and why they don't like it and find it sexist, and the response is always "you're just not smart enough to understand it; you have no idea what you just watched". Because obviously since it's made by a man it's sooo much smarter then the traditional sappy stuff made by women. That's why it's so annoying when others praise it at the expense of other works in the genre: they know their reasons for liking it are, more often than not, rooted in sexism against female-aimed and female-empowering works, so the only way they can praise it is at the expense of said works, hence them being just like girls who claim they're "not like other girls" when there's nothing wrong with girls being feminine and in fact many of those girls may like the same things you do!

So while I'm not saying there's anything inherently WRONG with liking Madoka, I DO have a problem with people who act like it's better or more serious than other shows in the genre and simply discard them on the grounds that they're "for girls", since they obviously didn't watch them.

me when I initially watched Madoka Magica: I don’t get why this exists.

me when I learned it was written by a man: ohhh, now I get it.

I also take issue with people comparing things that are made for different demographics. Like look, I don’t care if you enjoy your angst display over here, but also maybe don’t compare it to the stuff not even made for you unless you’re willing to get into a fight over it?

It comes off wrong, like they have to trash on stuff because it wasn’t made for them, y’know?

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Honestly, I am so sick of people saying that Magical Girl shows are sexist or anti-feminist, when all they do is portray girls being awesome and powerful while also being feminine at the same time, because "Well in Japan it's actually gender conformity because it's telling girls they can only be strong if they're feminine! You're just projecting your Western values onto an Eastern work!".

First of all these shows are made by women for women and often have explicit feminine messages that you literally cannot miss unless you are simply blind or trying not to see them. And they also tend to have a very strong focus on women supporting or empowering other women. Just think of Sailor Moon, which constantly gets this "criticism", and yet there's an episode where the girls explicitly protest against a villain who claims women are all shallow and useless and can't do anything without men's help. Would Naoko Takeuchi put that in the show if she weren't a feminist?

And then there's the fact that she has said that one message she wanted the female leads to convey was to value their relationships between other girls because girls are strong and don't need to waste time depending on men. There's also the fact that most Magical Girl shows tend to treat the powers as something special and awesome that's unique to women and girls, paired with the coming-of-age themes present in the show, and you get a magical equivalent of female puberty, with magic mixed in.

But no, all of that gets thrown out the window because they dare to be "feminine" while doing all of that stuff and the Japanese are forcing their girls to be girly through Magical Girl propaganda. And I just HATE when people act like anything feminine must be societally forced onto girls, rather than girls just happening to like them. In addition, stating that they are simply reinforcing gender roles by being feminine is such bullshit because the whole purpose isn't about conforming to patriarchal femininity, it's about reclaiming femininity.

Too often, femininity is associated with being weak, powerless, helpless, submissive, docile, vapid, catty, bitchy, petty, vain, stupid, the list goes on. Magical Girl saves femininity from a bad reputation. It shows femininity in a new light, as something strong and powerful and, hell, even admirable! It's about telling girls "Hey, you can be strong and powerful and smart, but you don't have to be a tomboy or act like a man to do so". Girls are always told they have to act masculine to be taken seriously because the only way to be respected is to be like a man, which is an indirect way of saying that only men deserve respect.

Magical Girl does away with all that in favor of showing the feminine as something innately powerful, and yet naysayers MISS the point and say that it's just stereotyping girls instead. To see people claim that Magical Girl forces girls to fit a feminine ideal to be respected is just disappointing. It's supposed to be a female power fantasy for young girls that shows them as the ones being powerful and empowering each other.

Take how in Sailor Moon the heroine often says something along the lines of "I won't let you take advantage of girls", which Wedding Peach went on to imitate. The purpose of the genre is for girls. To empower girls. So why on earth would they show them fitting into a "male" mould of power? Do these people think that any time women are shown acting distinct from men that they are doing something wrong?

And the hypocritical part is that nobody pisses on male-oriented anime for reinforcing a harmful narrative to boys that they have to be masculine to be valued and respected. Of course they don't! Because being "masculine" is never seen as a bad thing to be. It's assumed that masculinity is always strong and good and awesome and there's nothing wrong with boys being forced to be masculine because you're supposed to want to be masculine. You're not supposed to want to be feminine.

So of course people will shit all over Magical Girl for embracing, empowering, and reclaiming femininity, because it's not supposed to be that way! You're not supposed to be feminine and also be strong. You're supposed to deny your identity as a woman and assimilate into the boys' club because only boy things are worthwhile! And they cover it up by saying that Magical Girl forces girls to be feminine, when in actuality the WORLD forces girls to be MASCULINE. Magical Girl doesn't force girls to be feminine, It ALLOWS them to. Do you see the difference there?

Another thing I'd like to bring to the table is that the claim is racist and here's why: The claim that "Magical Girl shows are seen as feminist in the US for portraying femininity as a source of strength but not in Japan because it's telling girls they have to be feminine"...what does that mean? Japanese people can't be feminist? All Japanese people are sexists and think girls have to fit in a certain role? Do Japanese feminists HAVE to be anti-femininity? Are there literally no Japanese people who think you can be feminine AND strong(who also obviously identify as feminists?) Because it seems hella sexist to insinuate that Magical Girl shows are sexist because they're made in Japan and they don't believe you can be feminine AND strong there.

While there is some credibility to it since Japan IS, by and large, much more strict with gender roles, hasn't it ever occurred to these people that these types of shows exist to counter that belief? Not only that, but it implies that people aren't allowed to have opinions on works that aren't made in their culture, and that anyone who sees those shows as feminist are just projecting their Western beliefs onto an Eastern work. And even worse, when people say that, they don't have the same opinion of Western Magical Girl works.

Just look at LoliRock, Miraculous Ladybug, Winx, W.I.T.C.H., Star vs the Forces of Evil, and countless other European/Western Magical Girl works. Where are the people saying "They get their power from femininity and that is sexist!"? Nowhere! They're silent! Even though those are very much like Magical Girl works from Japan(although I don't think the genre originated from there), while still being original.

It's because people think that any media exported from Japan is automatically sexist and demeaning and so anything they create, no matter how empowering their intentions, gets twisted into something that's somehow toxic or unsafe for girls to watch. But when Europeans do the exact same thing nobody complains. Because Japan is not allowed to do anything empowering whatsoever; something's always wrong with it, apparently.

So that's why I have a problem with people who say those things; it's so problematic because they think they're being all open-minded and aware/respectful of other people's cultures, but all they're doing is reinforcing negative stereotypes further. It's kinda like what I said earlier(in another ask) about how people love to praise Madoka Magica for being a unique, dark, and interesting take on the genre when all it did was rehash elements of the genre that already existed, strip away the female empowerment, and gear it towards grown men, which is why people like it more. How about instead of speaking for Japanese people you let them speak for themselves?!

I would also like to add that there’s even a limit to women acting masculine because that’s still “not enough” for those kinda of men who would promote those beliefs. Women need to act more masculine to “be taken seriously” but then you have men who’ll tell them to “dress less” or whatever.

I think what it comes down to is that they want women to not be “emotionally taxing” with all those dAmN eMoTioNs of theirs (unless it’s for the sake of their angsty magical girl anime where the girls suffer for having emotions), but they also need to look pretty and be sexualized.

We can’t win.

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asktheboxghosts · 6 years

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-Hail falls around the ghosts as they sit on the beach. Waiting for someone to pick them up. The only one enjoying the weather was Frostbite. The icey ghost turns to the others.- “What lovely this weather is~ Do you not agree?” -She says in a song like manor. Two of the five ghosts glare at the ice type. Souls remained in her keystone while Purpleflame just smiles nervously.- “Yes, so great to get pounded by little ice blocks. And having it destroy one of my covers while you know full well I’m running out of those. I swear I better have more the next time I see our Trainer.” Mimi says grumpily as she holds up the head to her disguise. Frostbite looks away from the others but hums a little tune to herself.-

-Sir sighs and mutters something under his breath, causing some of the air to ripple with magic. Purpleflame just keeps quiet and floats over to Souls to melt the hail that started to pile up around her keystone. The ghosts sit in an uncomfortable and tense air, with only the hail keeping it from uncomfortable silence. They sit there for a few minutes with Sir about to say something before a circle forms under the group and shadowy arms grab onto the ghosts. Plucking them all from the beach and dragging them into the circle with ease. The group is then thrown into a kitchen looking area with a small grinning human with a large wound in her hand. Sir blinks before smiling.-

“I may not say this often enough but thank goodness you are a friend.” -The trainer giggles and walks over to the group of spirits. Blood still running down her wounded hand, but that didn’t seem to be the human’s main concern. She motions the group of ghosts to move out of the way so she could remove the items sitting in the circle. She smiles rather cheerily at the group.- “Welcome back Sir~ Had fun where ever you were~?” -The Mismagius takes a moment to think before shrugging.-

“It was alright. Crazy at first but settled down after a little bit. Ah, unfortunately Spoopy decided to run off with one of the more rowdy of the crowd, so I do not know when he will return...” -The magician looks at the trainer a little warily. As if concerned of her reaction to the news. Though the trainer seems to be looking over the other ghosts.-

“Ah well that happens. He’ll come back eventually.” Her tone is dismissive as she begins to examine Mimi’s disguise.- “Awww, Mimi. Looks like your costume isn’t gonna hold up anymore.” -Mimi forces the head of the disguise to nod with a claw.- “You don’t happen to have any spare disguises do you?” -The trainer grins even bigger and walks out of the room and returns with a new disguise.- “Here you go~ They didn’t have anything else at the store sorry, but I’ve order some new costumes and material for you to use. I’ll send them to you when I get ‘em~”

-Mimi takes the disguise given to her. Seemed to be a Celffairy doll that had its stuffing removed. Mimi examines it for a moment before dragging it under the current disguise and putting it on. The Trainer then looks at the keystone that sit sat in the middle of the circle.- “Ah come’on Souls. Stop pouting and say hello~!” -The trainer got flipped off in responses and she just laughs.- “That’s the spirit!” -Her laughter stops as she realizes the unintentional pun she made, and groans. However a smile still remained on her face.- “Sorry sorry. That was not meant to be a pun...oh! Frostbite where are you going?”

-Frostbite stops at the doorway of the kitchen and looks back.- “I am going to see the new Pokemon you have seemed to have collected.” -The ice type points to the window where a interesting hybrid stared into the kitchen.- “Oh well, to warn ya’ they’re almost all fire types out there so be careful.” -The trainer then walks over to a sink and grabs a wash cloth from the laundry room. She tends to her hand as Sir floats closer to the trainer.-

“Are you alright? I know how much you dislike having to do this sort of thing...” -The Trainer just smiles up at the large ghost as if to reassure him.- “Yeah I’m fine. I was just starting to get worried since both I and Marshadow were out and then seeing my second Alolan ghost team was also missing.” -She begins to wrap up her hand as Mimi and Purpleflame wander over to her.- “Oooh, I’m sorry sorry you had to stab yourself though! That really must’ve hurt! A lot! Are you really ok? Don’t you need alcohol or disinfectant to clean that?” -The Chandalure frets over the trainer’s wound as she begins to bandage it. She just giggles.-

“I’m ok Mr. Worry Wart~ I’ll just have to use my other hand for now. No big deal.” -She ties the bandage into place and carefully pats Purpleflame on the glass part of his head. She looks at the floor and tsks.- “I have a mess to clean up now though. Gonna be a pain to do.” -Mimi looks at the stained wooden floor and sighs.- “I’ll help you. Just tell me where the cleaning stuff is.” -The trainer grins and picks up Mimi to nuzzle.- “Oh thank you thank you Mimi~! I’ll just walk you over to the the cleaning supplies so I point out want I need~” -The trainer chirps and the pair clean up the floor. After the cleaning was done (Mimi moved the still brooding Spiritomb out of the way) the trainer motions for Sir to follow her. The rest of the ghosts went outside to introduce themselves to the new spirits.-

-The trainer leads Sir into the living room and sits down.- “So. Spoopy ran off hm?” -She looks at the magician and he nods.- “Yes, however I believe I could find him if I call out to him for help. We both know if you simply could just ask him to come back and he would.” -The trainer nods.- “Yes this is true, but I think for now it’s best he stays out and about. He just doesn’t do well in one spot and his obsession has been growing I’ve noticed. It’s going to be hard for him not to do the natural thing for him now he’s certain he found someone he wants.” -She sighs.- “And if he’s in his Mega form when he comes back home then I’m gonna have to be here to snap him out of it.”

-Sir looks away and folds his arms together. Thinking about the situation.- “Well as slightly inconvenient as this situation is I’m sure one of the others will help you subdue Spoopy. I mean, for some of us you can ask us for help you know.” -The Mismagius looks back over at the trainer and she nods.- “Yeah I know, but I don’t need to get you guys wrapped up in some drama, we got enough as is.” -Sir silently agreed and the two talked for a little while longer. Her smile had remained on her face as they talked. It was said that this trainer could never stop smiling. It was concluded that Sir would take over any summoned help and the others would wait for Spoopy to return.-

-The trainer is open for asks-

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moonlightxarcher · 4 years

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Selene’s Log, Day Three (Part One)

Update, 7:34 am.

“Bzzzzzt, Roto Dex here!” Its voice is enthusiastic as ever, his camera angled to pick up Selene, Kukui, and Lillie as they walk along the beach. The sounds of the rushing sea and cawing Wingulls backs up the light crunch of shoes on sand as the trio takes in the early morning air.

Selene’s lips are pursed in a thin line, but her ocean blue eyes light up at the beauty of nature, even if, she later admitted to the Dex, the hot temperatures left her feeling fatigued even faster than the blistering cold of Sinnoh she was used to. “You seem amused today,” she mutters, “We have yet to locate our target and you are already recording.”

“Well it’s not every day that ya see a Shiny Pokemon, and I wanna see it for myself!” Correct, their goal today was to not only observe the Pokemon along the beach, but try and track down an Alolan Rattata that had not a black coat, but a shimmering red one. Some locals had pointed it out to the bare-chested professor the other day, and he’d wanted to see if their luck would change with Selene there. Roto pulls up a photo of the elusive ‘mon one more time so the gang can get a good look at it

And it was then that the sky turns black.

It was as if the beating sun had been swallowed whole, and even Roto’s glowing screen barely produced enough light to illuminate his human friends’ outlines.

“An eclipse?” The shortest of the outlines- Lillie- pipes up, her tone edged with a combination of fright and intrigue.

Kukui’s laugh comes from the tallest shadowy outline, “Haha! Ya just might be right, Lil.”

But just as suddenly as the eclipse happened, it passes, and the light of the beating sun returns to bath the group in its golden glow.

And despite that heat, Roto swears he caught footage of Selene shivering.

“I have seen eclipses before...” she mutters lowly, “But none have felt like... that.” Even the Dex could see it in her eyes- something about that eclipse was very, very off.

“Well hey,” mused Kukui, seemingly sensing the tension. “Even if it was some kinda weird thing, Alolans are a lot tougher than they look! There’s this old story from way back, ya know. About Alola bein’ steeped in darkness and all that.”

Lillie piped up, her lips curling in a small grin, “Yeah! I’ve heard that one before. Everyone, people and Pokemon rallied together to blast away the darkness with their light. I think it had something to do with those Z-Crystals you’ll be collecting too, Selene!” she adds, nodding cheerily at the younger researcher.

“I admit, it is not a story I have heard, but I very much appreciate being apart of such a custom steeped in history and myth. Reminds me a bit of Sinnoh.” She trails off a bit, and the Rotom makes a mental note to download more Sinnoh Myths to his database for later. After teasing her with those pictures of her smile last night, it might be nice to appease any residual anger with that gift.

Kukui’s phone rings and he picks it up, muttering under his breath briefly before looking back to the girls and the Dex. “Can you gals take it from here? I’m needed elsewhere.”

“Of course, Kukui-san,” Selene nods respectfully, “Take care of your business.”

The Alola Professor chuckles. “Told ya, ya don’t need to be so formal with me. We’re colleagues, equals.” Not that it would ever get through Selene’s skull. He darts off and as he’s breaking into a run, he calls back, “Watch Lil for me! I’ll see you up at the Trainer School in a few hours!”

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“Woaaah, that eclipzze thing was weird, but that story was pretty heartwarming if ya ask me.” The Dex mechanically chuckles. “When the Prof left, Lillie and Selene spent the rest of their time talking about old storiezz. Turns out Lillie’zz read quite a few bookzz in that little loft of herzz! It’s great seeing Selene open up, ya know? I may have only met her recently, but Kukui’s shared enough of their correspondence with me to know that she’zz not usually the type to socialize with real people. I know I get a pazz for bein’ a Pokemon, but still.”

“Anyway, they actually ran into this mean lookin’ Wingull later on that was bullying other Pokemon on the beach.” He flashes images on screen, photos of the gull landing decisive blows on a number of foes before switching to a clip of it getting smacked down by Selene and Strix. “Poor girl really met her match there!” The Dex plays a victory theme reminiscent of old 8-bit video games.

“But ya see, that Wingull actually knew how to take a loss well and realized that she had a lot to learn, not just about fightin’ but about bein’ a better Pokemon too. So she decided to join uzz!” Roto flashes another image on screen of the Wingull tapping an offered Pokeball with her wing, followed by another image with more data about the Pokemon.

Name: Henet

Gender: Female

Nature: Hardy

Characteristic: Proud of its power

“Yeah, she named her Henet, apparently it’zz the name of a legendary Pelipper from a far off region, I think it fitzz!” The Dex brightens, flashing bright smiley faces on his screen.

“And then the gang met with Kukui at the Trainer School,” the Dex continues, playing a clip of the young ressearcher and her blonde companion meeting up with the Professor and being introduced to the principal of the school. “Kukui posed a bit of a pre-trial challenge to her, fighting studentzz in the school! If she could beat enough of them, she’d definitely be ready to take on the firzzt trial. Selene even met another partner on the way-” A clip plays of her befriending a chill sludge monster that had been minding its own business in the grassy field near the school, munching on trash and other gross stuff.

“Yeah, she beat a student with an Alolan Grimer and just had to find one for herzzelf!” And there’s another clip, this one of Selene royally trouncing the boy in question. The Dex then flashed up another snippet of team data.

Name: Slime

Gender: Male

Nature: Hardy

Characteristic: Highly persistent

“Seemed like this Grimer wanted to see the world too, since he was happy help Selene in her alternate form research and battle with her. I can totally appreciate that! Gosh, how much fun I used to have battling!” The Dex sighs and continues.

“Thing is, Selene... took her test a little too far. Kukui never really specified how many trainerzz she needed to fight, but he’d expected her to at least fight the best student in each grade level prezzent- one for each of the four yearzz’ worth of studentzz. But no, She fought all the studentzz.” The Dex rapidly flashes image after image of Selene taking out one kid after another, even battling and defeating a fair few teachers as well. “And that’s when the principal called her to her office...”

Roto’s camera trails a few feet behind Selene and Lillie as they walk, with the younger blonde muttering in a low voice, “Are you sure you did nothing wrong? I don’t think a principal would just call you to her office for no reason...”

“I am sure it is fine, Lillie-san. I completed Kukui’s test, no? That is probably all.” But as the duo rounds a corner, they find themselves face to face with a very irate woman, perhaps in her late 20s, with dark hair and glasses, and a Litten glaring daggers at the researcher.

The sight alone even sparks a twinge of wide-eyed surprise in Selene.

“I have had a number of complaints about your battling style, young lady,” the principal growls, her eyes matching the Litten in fiery anger. “Battling students leagues below you in skill, ruthlessly taking out each opponent with your strongest techniques... I should put you in detention for this!” And the Litten pounces. “But that won’t be enough. I’ll defeat you where you stand!”

Selene ducks out of the way of an Ember the cat launches, her left hand darting to her belt to pluck off a Pokeball, summoning forth the Wingull she caught earlier. It looks like she was trying to take advantage of Types, and Henet unleashes a Water Gun to destroy the next Ember the Litten sends out. The cat and bird continue exchanging blows, a multitude of Embers and Water Guns missing and clashing just as often as Wing Attacks met Scratches. In time, stray flames begin to eat at the wood in the hallway, starting to burn doors and other objects hanging from the walls. For awhile there, it even looks like Selene is about to lose, with her Wingull’s Water Guns seemingly striking wildly as the blazing cat dodges out of the way. One particularly critical Scratch sends Henet hurtling into a wall-

Causing a rare burst of shock in Selene that left her gasping. Blue eyes like dark oceans tremble in their sockets as she runs to her partner, covering her with her body as she administers a Potion to heal with gull’s wounds. Had Ichne not broke out of her own Pokeball to defeat the Litten with a brutal Tackle, Selene would have taken an Ember directly to the back.

The principal returns her fainted cat and approaches Selene with a stern look... only to smile brightly and offer her a hand. “I’m deeply sorry for that,” she says, bowing respectfully. “But I had to see where your true loyalties lied. If you were so strong without a kind heart, I don’t know what I would have done about your Pokemon! But I can see now... even if are cold and ruthless in battle like the children say, you clearly love and care for your Pokemon above all else.” The principal smiles softly. “You even aimed your Wingull’s attacks to fight the fires instead of taking the chance to defeat Litten.” It would seem that was true, as the blaze set by previous stray Embers had been staunched completely.

She nods her head to the Yungoos, who was still glaring at her and guarding Selene protectively, “And if this one can feel so strongly about you that she breaks out of a Pokeball just to protect you, I know I can give you my blessing and the support of this school. Just please, keep that kind heart, no matter what.”

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“Whew, that battle left me on the edge of my seat! Metaphorically speaking. I wazz sure that Litten was gonna burn me up! That principal’zz a pretty good trainer. Did we catch her name? Ah well. Hopefully Selene takes her wordzz to heart moving forward. Kukui says he’zz got someone to introduce uzz to in Hau’oli City, so see ya there!”

“Huh... I just realized we never did find that Shiny Rattata...” Oops.

#[Selene's Log]#[Day Three]#(The shiny here is actually a reference)#(To a shiny Alolan Rattata I got in a previous playthrough)#(I think I lost her due to deleting a wrong file though)

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dragongirlafro · 7 years

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List of things I want to see in Pokémon UltraSun and UltraMoon

Sorry i know I’m a little late on this but i mean at this point it’s not like we’ll get a whole lot more info on USUM that will drastically change my hopes.

Pokemon following you: yeah, yeah, I know that this is what everyone and their grandma wants to see in the new games and honestly the more that I think about it the more the chances seem 40/60, but I mean there are literally sprites of every single pokemon created walking and running in the games’ data. if not for this very feature, then why would Game Freak go to all the trouble to make these? (keeping in mind that only a set amount of ‘mons appear in the Poke finder, thus negating the need for them to create all 802 models)

More Pokemon: I myself am not the kind of person who wants brand new pokemon, evolutions, or forms every single game, but I feel that the Alola region could use a few more native Pokemon. And that’s coming from someone who shudders at the thought of a National Pokedex being included in UltraSun/Moon, ‘cause it was honestly a hassle enough completing the Alola Dex. and that was only 300 ‘mons! The day I actually complete the National Pokedex is the day Game Freak stops making new Pokemon. I’m not terribly picky about whether or not we get completely new ‘mons or just ones that were unavailable prior to Poke Bank. Although I definitely wouldn’t mind getting the chance to catch Swablu and Altaria in the new games.

More Alolan forms/Mega Evolutions: This was one of those things where when I first thought about it, I did not want. I was looking at it from the perspective that if any other ‘mons got alolan forms, it would permanently ruin their design for me. But then I put more thought into it and realized that I actually don’t have a problem with any of the alolan forms that currently exist in terms of design and types.They’re fresh, cool, and quite honestly make a lot of sense. What I realized i had a problem with was “leakers” and whatnot on 4chan who tried to create their own alolan forms by emulating the ones that had already existed, or even worse, absolutely blowing them out of proportion (Because if a Fire type can become an Ice/Fairy type, then surely this Grass type can become a Flying/Ground type, amirite?)(p.s. i crossed out mega evolutions because at this point that ship has sailed and personally they’re not really my cup of tea)

Minor! characters! given! more! spotlight!: I need to know more about characters who didn’t have that much focus in the previous games (and preferably who don’t have that much focus in the anime) I wanna hang out more with my boy Ilima and finally do Mina’s Fairy type trial! I want to hear about what got Kahili into golfing and why she chose Flying types as her go-to ‘mons! Hell, i’d even settle to learn a bit more about Ryuki, even tho he looks like he’s essentially wearing an anime fursuit.

Less obvious plot/conflict: this is probably the most contoversial of what i’d like to see in UltraSun and UltraMoon. With Sun and Moon being my first ever Pokemon games, I will say that the tone and pacing of the story was executed pretty well, especially for a first timer like me. That being said, however, I will admit that many parts of the story felt ham-fisted and in-your-face. There was literally a part where an Aether guy said “we need you to ‘conveinently dissapear’.” Like, you’re gonna say that Nebby will die if she’s used to rip open a hole between dimensions but you don’t have the balls to threaten to kill an eleven year old? And on the subject of Aether, they were probably the most painfully obvious Pokemon villains since the days of Team Rocket. Like, even with Team Flare, which I personally consider to be one of the worst evil teams, their motives were somewhat ambiguous for the first part of the game. But the Aether Foundation’s intentions and goals were pretty much known to everone on the day that this trailer was released. I get that the argument for this is that pokemon is aimed at children so the villains have to be apparent, but my counter-argument to that would be that the kids got their conspicuous plotline in Sun and Moon and now UltraSun and UltraMoon have the opportunily to appeal to an older, more experienced audience who are able to comprehend and appreciate a more complex story.

MORE MUSIC!!!: the Sun and Moon soundtrack was beautiful and full offence but if you disliked it you have no taste in music whatsoever the seventh generation’s music was the pinnacle of video game music and i cant wait to hear all the remixed themes!!!! Like I mean have you heard the remastered wild battle theme its sooooooo good!!!! I’m most excited for Guzma’s encounter theme, Lusamine’s battle theme, Seafolk Village and the Champion music!

I wanna pass on the question to @thefangirlingcartoongal and @pokemon-trashhh and anyone else who’s as excited for UltraSun and UltraMoon as I am. What are some things that you want to see in the new games?

#Pokemon #ultra sun and moon #Pokemon UltraSun and UltraMoon #usum #sorry for the huge ass post I'm just very passionate about pokésmaun okay #I had a lot of fun making this #Now all i have to do is wait to be massively disappointed #Keegster posts

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cheswirls · 7 years

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What You Gave to Me - 5

She wasn’t expecting anything like this.

The cavern was ginormous, with patches of greenery and canopies of leaves scattered about. Several hollow structures above made the sunlight shine through the foliage, and sent down groups of beams that made the ground seem to glow. She could see now why this was considered a sacred place. Ever the air somehow felt different here.

“Allow me to formally welcome you to Verdant Cavern,” Ilima called, striding over to stand by her. “Beautiful, isn’t it? Just magnificent.”

Faaora nodded. “It really is.”

“What you’re attempting to do is defeat three of the pokemon here that lurk in their dens.” They pointed to a small hole in the rock structure. “They’ll most likely be in there, though some like to dart out. After, travel to the pedestal deep within the cave and collect the Z-crystal that awaits.”

Faaora nodded along, then hesitated at the last statement. “Z-crystal,” she murmured. “Is it really okay for me to have it?”

“Of course. They’re not a one-in-a-million stone, because these trials are sanctioned by the island guardians. As long as they are around, the crystals are still in abundance.”

“R-Right. That makes sense.”

“Ki Ki Ki Ki Kiiiii!”

Both trainers jumped, startled by the booming noise coming from the back of the cavern.”

“One last thing,” Ilima said, wincing. “The pokemon here are strong, but there is one stronger and more fearsome, the Totem Pokemon, that also resides here. It will be your greatest obstacle.”

At this point she could feel the sweat trickling down her neck. The Alolan people didn’t mess around. She swallowed deeply, her throat suddenly dry, and tried to steady her breathing.

“Now, let the trial of Captain Ilima begin!”

Faaora stepped up, hand dropping from her racing heart, and scanned the cavern. Upon finding what appeared to be a den, and somewhat out of Ilima’s view, she began to walk in that direction. Litten popped out of his ball, padding beside her, then a bit ahead of her as her legs stiffened up.

When the pokemon spotted the den, he began to run towards it, then paused and turned back to tell his trainer to get a move on. But, when he saw she was still a ways back, seemingly frozen, he paused. She covered her eyes, palms shaking, and the kitten darted back over, stretching up to place his palms on his trainer’s knees.

Faaora peeked out from her hands, downturned lips slightly perking at the sight of Litten. She bent down, lowered herself to the pokemon’s level, and let him jump into her lap, grasping him tightly. “S-sorry,” she breathed. “I’m just-a little freaked out.”

“Mrow.” Litten lifted his tail up to dust across Faaora’s cheeks, settling on the skin. She paused, leaned into the fur giving off warmth, and the nodded to herself. Eyes popping open, she looked down at Litten, limbs steady. “Okay,” she told him. “I’m ready now.”

A well-timed ember attack directly into the den apparently knocked the first one out. Rotom confirmed it, saying she now only had two left.

She hiked up the path further, Litten alongside, and paused along the edge of one of the sunbeam circles. Once she had a little warmth on her face, she broke into a run further up. Litten caught her attention by pointing out another den, and when they grew nearer, both were surprised to see a little dust cloud darting out from the hole. Once the dust settled, it revealed an oddly-familiar pokemon. Faaora tipped her head and pulled out the Rotomdex. It told her this was a Rattata, and at her confused insistence, relayed this was an Alolan version. She cupped her mouth with her hands, looking back at the pokemon. When it made to move forward, she moved in front of Rotom. “Litten, use ember,” she called.

After the pokemon was defeated, she let out a little burst of laughter. “Hey, Rotom, would you take a picture for me? I wanna send it to mom.” Upon complying, she viewed it as they moved on, laughing even more. “It has a mustache aww. Kinda like an office man actually. Okay. Okay focus.” Deep breath in, and she led Litten on.

They came to a bridge at one point, a long plank seeming to grow from the stone, with a large split so it looked like two separate pieces. Faaora, despite his complaints, picked Litten up for this. It was a long way down, and she wasn’t taking chances. She carefully walked to the edge, quickly moving away once she was off, then sat Litten down.

There was a path to another den ahead, but it was blocked off by a raise in the rock. They chose another path to the left, crawling through a hole at the top, tiptoeing through the green area behind it, and jumping off the incline to right in front of the den.

But nothing was there.

Frowning, she stepped back, only to see a dust cloud dart back from the edge above. Hmm. Maybe some of the caves were connected? She gestured for Litten to follow and together they made their way to that den. Again, it was empty.

She let her eyes roam until she spotted one more hole, on the opposite upper end of the cavern. They treaded over there, jumping down a few raised paths, to another deserted den. Faaora breathed through her teeth, Litten glaring at the air at her feet.

Since there was nothing from there, they crossed the bridge once more. Halfway across, they saw another pokemon dart in and out of the first den they had checked. Both looked at each other.

“We are going to be the sneakiest, stealthiest pair and nab that one,” she told him. Litten agreed with a nod.

A few feet from the end of the planks, she was forced to jerk to a halt, feet tripping over themselves. Litten jumped out of her arms onto the bridge, growling at the sudden Team Skull members that had nearly charged them. She managed to regain her footing, holding her arms out like a bird.

“Yo yo yo!”

“It’s your berry thief boys, back- . . . back again! Remember us?”

“Sure I do,” she told them, tensing up.

“Oh? Good! You better always remember-”

“Bro, we’re here to mess up her trial, remember?”

She let out a small exhale, eyes widening. They were what? “Yeah, that’s right! Let’s nab that pokemon, homie!”

They sent out a Drowzee and took one more step before Faaora brought an arm out and ordered an ember attack from Litten. She wasn’t being pushed back, not by these jerks. Drowzee went down after a successive bite attack and was returned quickly. Her pokemon glanced back, making sure she was alright, before hissing at the two, trying to be intimidating.

“W-What’s up with this, bro?”

“For real though?! This kid’s mad strong, I can’t wrap my skull around it!”

The first turned back to the other, eyes narrowed. “Naw, it ain’t even like that. This kid’s straight up dangerous.” The both darted up the path to a slightly higher point, giving the trainer a perfect opportunity to hop back to steady ground.

“This whole place is trouble, man!”

“Right? I mean, that thing is so strong that regular pokemon don’t even wanna come out to battle it.”

They both darted up to the top of the path, then one came right back down, not stopping til he was nearly on top of her. She leaned back and Litten sent flames on his shoes, backing him up. His eyes were widened. “Yo kid,” he murmured, voice echoing back against the rock to their right. “Y’know there’s a mad strong pokemon lurking here somewhere, right? I’d run if I were you.”

Just the tone of voice made her shiver. Still, she stood her ground. The one at the top noticed this, and ran down a couple steps. “Naw, we’re not going down like that,” he screamed to his partner, tucking his arms in. “We gotta get our revenge! Go stand over that den and catch the skulking Rattata, yo!”

The one in front of her immediately glossed his voice with annoyance, expression mirroring it. He put his arms of his hips, lips puckered. “For real?! Fine then. I ain’t got no bones to pick with you!” With that, they both ran up the path, going to the two dens in the back of the cavern. Faaora growled, frustrated, and stomped her foot down. “How dare they?!

“Mrow!”

She stopped to look at Litten, the pokemon pointing towards the den they were originally going for. It was clear. Faaora picked up her kitten, thrust herself through the hole, and sprinted to the den. Fuck stealth, she was gonna nab this pokemon before it ran off into their hands.

“Litten, use ember,” she spat, backing up. The pokemon shot out the attack and moved back as well.

“Scarr-am!”

With the noise, a Raticate came hurling out, straight into their path. It stood on two legs, cheeks chubby, but she was too pumped to joke about it’s appearance. Before it could run back in, Litten charged forward, mouth aflame, and sank its teeth into the pokemon, hurling it back, defeated. Faaora breathed in, shocked by the gesture. “What that . . a new move?”

Litten tipped his head at her. That’s when Rotom chimed in, calling the move fire fang and proclaiming it was time to head for the pedestal.

She gave Litten a treat and returned him to his ball, letting him munch on it in peace. Peeking out from her spot, she noticed both Skulls were still kicking up a ruckus in front of the other two caves. Taking her chance, she sped out and up to the back entrance, hurling herself through it.

She came out to an open clearing, the sky overhead. Layers of rock foundation stacked to form the area, the pedestal at the base. She moved closer.

The crystal was right inside, shining off of the golden interior. But she felt a gaze that seemed to cut right through her, and all the warnings she’d been given resurfaced.

But she had been through so much to get this. With that thought in mind, she reached for the crystal.

Before she could get far, a flickering shadow on the ground caught her attention. Drawing back, she saw what appeared to be an Alolan Raticate, except . . this one was about three times larger than the other she’d seen.

The pokemon jumped up and flipped to face her in midair, landing hard on the ground in front of the crystal. Faaora backed up more, giving herself some space. Defeat the Totem Pokemon. That had been the next step. That was right.

“Litten, go!” Once her partner appeared, he immediately lowered into a battle stance. “Take it easy,” Faaora warned. “We got this. Stay your distance and start with ember.”

It landed good, making the Totem wriggle with discomfort. It let out a harsh sound, and a Rattata darted over from somewhere, standing beside the Totem. Okay. Two against one. Because that was fair.

The ally went towards Litten with a tackle attack, but after being pushed back, Litten retaliated with a fire fang, sending the pokemon running off. Raticate still made no move.

Then suddenly, it was on Litten, headbutting it full-force in a tackle. Litten was send flying, landing a bit aways, and Faaora moved back a few steps. “You okay?” she called, eyes still on the Totem. This wasn’t a trainer battle, there was no chivalry here. She didn’t have backup either. Lucky for her, the Totem didn’t seem interested in attacking anyone but Litten.

They’d have to go full-force.

“Litten, fire an ember attack!”

Her pokemon did so, jumping to his feet and running forward. It circled a bit, dodging that humongous tail, and landed an ordered fire fang, making the Totem screech. Another ember towards the Totem’s back, then sliding away to avoid attacks.

Faaora moved towards the opposite side of Litten, watching the Totem’s movements. “Steady,” she called.

Right when the Totem began to lean back, teeth snapping in preparation of a bite attack, she made her move. “Fire fang!”

Raticate dove forward and Litten managed to use that as leverage, jumping onto its nose and landing the attack on its back.

Litten jumped off, but Raticate stayed down. They had won.

Faaora bent down and Litten came running, the two staying like that for a moment. Raticate slowly got up, but just to move further into the cave. Faaora let the tension drain from her body. It was over.

“What an incredible trainer you are!”

She sagged her arms and Litten jumped down, both turning towards the voice to see Ilima.

“For you to be able to defeat the Totem Pokemon that I had trained up to such a powerful state . . I don’t know what I can say!”

Her eyes twitched. Ilima had trained this pokemon. This enormous, three times larger than usual pokemon. I bet they set the Rattata in too. She sure had some things to say. On the other hand, it showed what an incredible trainer Ilima was themselves to be able to do such. Faaora stood up.

“Working in harmony with your pokemon, you have cleared the trial of Ilima. You’re a phenomenal trainer, Faaora. Congratulations, the Z-crystal on the pedestal is now yours-Oh, seems someone was a little ahead.

She looked down to see Litten sitting beside her, the crystal in his mouth. She reached down and took it, a soft smile on her face.

“What you have now is the Normalium Z. If you let a pokemon who knows a normal move hold it, then strike a pose like this-” Ilima paused and went through a short series of steps. She made a note to ask again later. “Then you’ll be able to strengthen the move by unleashing Z power.”

Faaora tipped her head, question on her lips. What exactly was-

“Moving right along,” Ilima trolled, turning. “Ah, first, something I forgot to mention.” Terrific. Giving me hints only after the trial is over. “The Totem Pokemon are a part of each trial, and all have the ability to summon allies to help out. It’s not a tactic often seen in other regions. Perhaps pokemon in Alola are more inclined to help one another?”

“Hmm . . Possibly,” she replied. “Back in Kanto, it might not be that rare to have a wild battle interrupted by a third party pokemon attacking your potential capture.”

“How interesting,” Ilima hummed, pressing a hand to their chin. “Ah, speaking of which, a have a few great balls here for you.” They handed them over, and Faaora stuffed all ten inside her bag with a short thank you.

“And here, let me see to Litten after all its hard work in here.”

Litten didn’t have a single problem with that. After, Ilima mentioned showing her something on Route three, and although she was a little tired, Faaora obliged, promising to follow after the trial captain.

She had a few moments of peace to gaze around the clearing, the sun’s gentle light touching most things in the closed-off area. It was . . nice. She wondered if Tapu Koko was watching. Would they ever get a chance to meet the guardian again? To-

If you want to see more of that dreamboat Ilima, he’s waitin’ for you outside that cave of hizzz.

Faaora felt a blush steadily creeping up her face, and with a huff, she stuffed the Rotomdex back into her bag, moving towards the exit.

Ilima had the gates to the mountainous paths of Melemele opened for her. They also told her they were the only trial captain, meaning she’d get a chance to battle Hala now for the grand trial. Kukui had descended route three at the same time, and offered to teach her how the Z-crystals worked, even explaining how the intensity meant only one Z-move per battle.

“Oh? Is that why you look so ragged, professor?” Ilima asked.

Kukui shook his head. “No! It’s like I was hit with amnesia. I forgot that I lost Lillie somewhere on route three!”

Faaora tensed, letting the words run through her. When Kukui asked her to help, she responded quickly. They both split up, and Faaora headed out up into the mountains.

#what you gave to me #writing #sumo #pkmn #trainer moon #lillie #kukui #ilima #captain ilima #trial captain ilima #team skull #this is 200% the trial i wrote out soooooo long ago #and then never posted oops sry #i finished then game a few weeks ago so now i can write again aha

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wolfsteax · 7 years

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The Damage We Do

Chapter 3 - You Are In Control

He smelled like sweat and iron mixed with musk and rain. And his body… oh it was so soft and warm. He had a little fat in his midsection. It made the perfect pillow. I didn’t want to move. I wanted to stay right here forever, smelling and feeling his body. “Lae… Wake up, girl. I gotta pee.” Guzma’s large hand shook my shoulder. “Mmm…” I groaned and smooshed my face into his chest. “Don’t be all cute. I gotta pee, yo.” He chuckled and rolled me off. I felt him flinch from his wounds. Was I in love? Was he in love? I watched his butt as he walked to the bathroom. It was pretty nice. Oh, man. What was I doing? I waited patiently for him to return. To my surprise, Guzma scooped me up and let me rest on him once again. His fingers carefully traced my back. I was melting. “This aight?” He asked me in a soothing, deep voice. “Y-yes…” I smiled like an idiot. “You’re really pretty.” Guzma continued. “I like you, Lae.” I blushed horribly. “Like… as a friend?” I asked. “I dunno. I like having you on top of me. And I like how ya look at me. And how you are strong ‘nd smart.” I could feel his heart beating faster. “I… feel the same.” I said. “Ya do?” “Yeah…” “What’s this mean?” “I suppose… we like each other.“ “Lae?” “Yeah?” “Can I kiss you?” “What?” “I want to kiss you.” … I couldn’t believe it. I was so confused yet excited. I nodded and inhaled. Guzma lifted himself and touched my cheek tenderly. “Never kissed no body before… Glad it’s you, Lae.” He whispered before pressing his surprisingly soft, plush lips into my own. We held the kiss… We held the moment. We spoke to each other through touch. For a moment, the world stopped. A few seconds suddenly felt like years containing a set of ephemeral memories. Maybe soon I’d tell him my own story… When he pulled away he looked at me with those magical eyes. “I… like ya so much, Lae.” He said with a red face. No. This couldn’t be happening. We had just met! Why was I doing this? Why was I interested in him? And why did he like me? This was all so confusing. “You’ve only just met me…” I looked away and frowned. “So? I dunno why I’m feelin’ this way, but I am. I feel like I know ya… And, I can tell from that look in ya eyes you feel it too.” I didn’t look him in the eyes. I looked away. I didn’t know what to do. No one had ever treated me this way. He leaned in to kiss me, but I pulled away. I saw the pain on his face. A few tears collected in my eyes as I looked back at him. “I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean that. I’m just… not very healthy. Look there's… a lot about me that is not good. You should find someone better.” I wiped my eyes. “No. I don’t want anyone else. You. I tried to rob ya. You offered me food. I tried to hurt myself. You held my hand. You didn’t know me. And yet… You cared. Why can’t I do the same for you?” Guzma’s words wormed into my heart and I cried… I cried for the first time in years. The beaten kid pulled me into his arms and hushed me. He rocked a little and kissed my head tenderly. “Shhh. It hurts. I know. It’s okay though. Whatever is hurting you…. It’s gonna be okay.” I lifted my head after a long, much needed sob. My eyes met with Guzma’s causing me to smile. He tenderly kissed my lips again and ran his hand through my hair. “Hey, good lookin’.” He flirted. I giggled and closed my eyes. They were sore from crying. “We need food… Stay here while I go shopping.” I stood and stretched out my sore back. I heard some pops and snaps. Man I was stiff. Guzma smiled at me as he nestled himself under the covers. “I’ll wait right here for ya.” He winked at me. “Here’s my number. Call me if you need me.” I handed Guzma a slip of paper before leaving.

I didn’t want to leave Guzma alone, but we would need to eat if we were going to be staying there. As I shopped I couldn’t stop thinking about how violent Guzma’s father was. It kind of reminded me of… I shook my head and continued my chore. I liked this island. It was nice despite the gangs of lost kids running around. I saw some of them spray painting symbols on buildings. I laughed and went on my way.

I felt a buzz in my pocket. It grabbed my attention when I saw Guzma’s name on the screen. “Hey.” I answered. “Come back! Now! I did somethin’ real bad!” Guzma said in a highly panicked voice. Oh no. What on earth had happened!? I paged my Charizard and off I flew.

I ran inside the old house and into the room where Guzma was. When I opened the door my eyes glazed over. The bottles were smashed all over the floor, the bed was torn apart, and the chair had been thrown. I saw Guzma in the corner, yanking on his hair and shaking. When I stepped forward a crunch took me by surprise. Shit! I bent the right lense of his gold sunglasses… I didn’t have time to care. I ran to Guzma and pulled him out of the corner. “Guzma- Oh no…” Cuts. Cuts ran up and down his arms and legs. Blood was dripping everywhere. “I done a bad thing… I’m a bad guy… I-I messed up real bad.” Guzma whimpered. “Here.” I said as I pulled out some bandages from the bags. I wrapped all his cuts and cleaned him up. “What happened?” I asked. “I… I dunno. I got scared. I just started to panic so bad I freaked out.” Guzma whiped his runny nose and cried a little. I thought for a moment. “Wait. I have a berry that will relax you.” I pulled out a green berry and offered it. “Eat up.” I said. “Wassit gonna do?” “You’ll get sleepy and slightly paralyzed, but it’s going to calm that ptsd.” “Aight…” Guzma ate the berry and coughed. With my help he stood and walked to the bed. In 20 minutes the effects kicked in. Guzma was stoned. I sat with him and washed his cuts while he lie there, totally clueless. I wondered what he was thinking…

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You know I always wanted to learn Alolan? Psh, even just better english would have been great. But, I had to do those trials. When I was little they made me so excited, but then Dad came along. His constant beatings really made me slow. I am not a quick thinker. I can’t control my emotions. Except… when she’s here. Look at her. She is so beautiful… I wish I could tell her… in better english…

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I finished cleaning Guzma’s cuts and rested next to him. “I… l-lo…y…” Guzma tried to speak, but the berry was too strong. “Rest, Guz. Tell me in a bit if you remember. For now… gain control. Look at me… You are in control.“

"You are in control.”

I repeated this for over an hour. I’d seen this treatment before. It was a form of hypnosis. When his high finished he should feel more stable. But, until then, I talked to him. I talked myself into a kind of trance until my eyes got heavy. His high was fading, allowing him to pull me close. “I was gonna say I lo…” I was asleep before he could finish. Hopefully it was nothing too important.

#guzma #guzma x reader #guzma x oc #fanfic #abuse #violence #self harm #high #blood

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rhnuzlocke · 7 years

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Chapter 13

Scene 5:

[Ren keeps her promise and heads out to Route 118. She suits up and crosses the wide river delta on Roma, then changes again on the far shore. Ren, Akahata, and Ao hike east for a while until they stumble on a small deserted cove. They all have lunch on the sand and Ren wades in the surf a little. Roma and Pohaku explore the cove together to be safe and Kōtai harvests berries from the nearby bushes. Ren gets a text from Kai while drying out on the sand and pulls out her nav. He tells her about his search for feebas further up the river.]

Ren: I'll probably catch up to you before you get to Fortree, but if I don't just wait for me there.

Kai: Will do. So how are you?

Ren: It's been super tough and emotional lately, but I'm actually doing a lot better. I even decided what I'm going to do.

Kai: Really?!

Ren: I'm gonna take the Hoenn League challenge.

Kai: Ahhhh!!! That is so awesome! Not that I wouldn't have been supportive if you decided to do something else but… Gah! I'm so excited! I'm behind you 100%! I don't know about the Elite Four, but I'm gonna try and get through all of the gyms. We can help each other train and take them on together if you want.

Ren: Haha. Sounds good. It is a little bittersweet through. I released three of my pokemon this morning.

Kai: Wow, that must have been tough. What happened?

Ren: We had a big team meeting and decided what we wanted to do. Oro (my exploud) went back to keep helping the whismur, Tenga (my breloom) wanted to go home and deal with some forest politics, and Ikki (my masquerain) wanted to raise a family.

Kai: Wow. All three of them were such good battlers, especially your breloom. It must of been sad, but it's really cool that they are making new lives for themselves. We’ll have to check in on them sometime.

Ren: I don't think it's really sunk in yet. I'm gonna miss them a lot.

Kai: I bet. By the way, Angela from my dad's lab is in Rustboro researching the whismurs, so I could have her send a message to your exploud if you want. She was super grateful for the tip-off, so she wouldn't mind at all. Because of you she got there before they restarted construction.

Ren: Good to hear!

Kai: And I also heard through the jade vine that someone from Prof. Sycamore's lab in Kalos is there. It's so cool!

Ren: On behalf of both myself and Oro, you're welcome. Oh, I had portraits taken with everyone before they left. Wanna see?

Kai: Yes!

Ren: Sending… [She sends the pictures but then remembers the Kōtai one may not be super appropriate.] By the way… I'm not wearing very much in one of them.

Kai: Oh. Should I not open them?

Ren: No. I mean that's up to you. I don't mind. It just occurred to me that I should probably warn you… You know. Given the circumstances…

Kai: Right. Thanks. Cool. Noted.

[There is a pause while he looks at them. Ren sends the photos to Wally as well.]

Kai: These are crazy awesome, Ren! I love them.

Ren: I'll have you know that Ren Kosugi does nothing by halves.

[Her nav boops as she gets a message from Wally in another window.]

Wally: First of all how dare you.

Ren: Wha?

Wally: Why do you have to be such a rock star? щ(ಥДಥщ) This is so unfair! Have you even looked at these! ೕ(Ò⺫ Ó )೨

Ren: Well they did cost a pretty penny.

Wally: And they were worth each and every cent. And that is beside the point. We are discussing your poor sportsmanship. ☜(`o´) How is anyone supposed to compete with this?! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Ren cackles to herself as she goes back and forth between the chats. However, she is soon interrupted by a metallic flutter of wings. She looks up to see Steven dismounting his skarmory not ten feet away.]

Steven: [walking over] Well hello again, Ren. I see you’ve found another one of my little spots.

Ren: Huh?

Steven: I visit this cove sometimes when I have things to think about. It’s usually deserted.

Ren: Oh, I’m sorry—

Steven: No, not at all. I don’t mind sharing. [He plops down on the sand next to her.] Besides, it’s not like I own the place… [He looks out at the water as Roma and Pohaku breach the surface for a moment before diving back down. Then he turns back to Ren.] It’s actually good to see you again. You had me a bit worried. You look better. How are you doing?

[Ren ignores the soft beeps from her nav that tell her that the boys are still texting her and puts it away.]

Ren: A lot better. It's been rough, but I've had a lot of support. Thank you so much for everything you said last time. That helped a lot too.

Steven: You're welcome. To tell you the truth, I said what I thought would have helped me after I lost Hecate. I'm glad it worked. In any case, it certainly seems as though you are taking the loss better than I did.

Ren: I'm coping.

Steven: That's good. I see you are still in the training business. Oh! Speaking of which, do you mind if I send out my other pokemon? They love it here.

Ren: Go ahead. A lot of mine are big fans. I'm sure it would give them a thrill.

[Steven sends out his metagross, armaldo, cradily, sandslash, and steelix. They fan out across the cove while Bessemer settles down in the sand by his trainer's side. A little ways behind them down the beach, Tungsten the steelix rocks back and forth trying to sink into the sand.]

Ren: I've actually got a new goal in mind now. I'm going to take the League challenge.

[In the background, Kōtai approaches Steven’s sandslash and marvels at her ice scales, having never seen an Alolan variant before.]

Steven: Oh? That's wonderful news! Gives me something to look forward too.

Ren: Ugh, stop being so suave. [Mild terror flashes over her face as she realizes she said that out loud.]

Steven: [He laughs.] My apologies.

[He waggles his eyebrows. Ren snorts. They both look out at the surf for a bit, Ren to calm her blush. Steven's armaldo and cradily are wading out into the water. Roma and Pohaku swim up to them.]

Pohaku: [to the armaldo] Whoa, what are you?

Armaldo: I’m you but stronger.

[Ren turns back to Steven.]

Ren: So, are you doing okay? It seems like you have a lot on your mind.

Steven: I'm alright, thank you. The whole Magma mystery is just complicating my life quite a bit, as if I didn't have enough on my plate… [He sighs, then seems to come back to himself.] Sorry, didn't mean to complain. [He aims a half smile at Ren.] There are a lot of responsibilities as Champion. Are you sure you want the job?

Ren: [grinning] Positive. And you can totally vent to me. After everything it's really the least I could do.

[Behind her, Kōtai is talking and joking with Steven's sandslash as they share the berries he has collected.]

Steven & Bessemer: Thank you, Ren.

Bessemer: He doesn't take care of himself sometimes. I'm the one who dragged us out here for a break.

[Steven does not react to this at all, so Ren assumes that Bessemer only made the comment to her. She thinks "you're welcome" back. Bessemer winks at her. Just beyond them, Tungsten(steelix) is looking a little dejected. Akahata and Ao walk up to her and after a quick conversation, start burying her the rest of the way.]

Ren: Oh, that reminds me. I have rocks for you. I keep forgetting to give them to you.

Steven: Oh! Rocks always cheer me up.

[He scoots a little closer, looking genuinely excited and Ren can't help but smile at the huge dork. She pulls out her vapor box and starts getting things out of it. She passes the rocks to him one by one as they materialize. Steven gratefully receives each, keeping a running commentary as he examines them.]

Steven: Oh, what a lovely beryl specimen, great structure. This fluorite is such a beautiful color. Bismuth, very nice. A stromatolite! The earliest fossilized form of life. And a meteorite! [He holds it up and Bessemer brings it the rest of the way to their eye with telekinesis so that they can better examine it.] My my, you've been lucky.

Ren: You don't know the half of it.

[She holds out the final stone to him. He goes to take it but then stops.]

Steven: A mega stone. Ren, you don't have to give me this.

Ren: I know, but I want to. Also that isn't the only mega stone I found and I'm keeping the other. Besides, I have good reason to give you that one. Here, just take a closer look.

Steven: [He takes the stone and holds it up to the light, turning it this way and that.] Steelixite? [She grins and nods.] I've only ever seen one other piece. Thank you so much. Tungsten, come over here! Look at what Ren gave us!

[Steven hops up and his steelix reluctantly wriggles out of the sand Akahata and Ao just finished covering her in. She slithers up and peers at the rock before her eyes go wide. She hums excitedly and looks at her trainer. Steven nods and she lets out an even deeper growl and grins, clearly pleased.]

Steven: [turning back to Ren] Well now I am very glad to have run into you. [He offers his hand and Ren takes it. He pulls her to her feet.] Say, would you like to—[He starts and lets go of her hand. Ren looks at him in confusion, but we know what has his attention.]

Latias: [in Steven's head] Steven! Team Magma has found the island. Latios cannot hold them off for long. We need your help. I am coming to you.

Steven: Uh, actually, I forgot I have something I should be doing right now. I should really go.

Ren: O-okay.

Steven: [recalling all of his pokemon, including Damascus] Sorry to leave so suddenly. I—

Latias: [in Steven's head] I sense another trainer with you. Would they help us?

Steven: [to Latias] I'd rather not involve her. She's been through so much already.

Latias: [in Steven's head] Let her decide.

Steven: [to Latias] Latias, please—

[Ren is staring at Steven, totally perplexed by his strange behavior when the air next to him begins to shimmer. Latias materializes next to him and Ren gapes. Steven steps partially between them, arms splayed as if to try and conceal Latias, until he seems to realize the complete futility of his actions. He puts his hands in his pockets.]

Steven: [hissing] Latias!

Latias: [She floats another foot or two towards Ren, completely ignoring Steven's reproach. Her large, golden eyes consider Ren thoughtfully.] So, Steven, who is your friend?

[Ren shivers as Latias touches her mind and sends the thought gently across. When Kata uses telepathy, she feels no more than a nudge, if anything at all. This is wholly different. It is like dropping into a huge and swift-running river or sticking a finger in an electrical outlet. Only she is not swept away or drowned or in pain. She is enveloped but left to be by the immense power that surrounds her, every atom of her body and consciousness buzzing. Latias's presence is somehow calming, and yet Ren still has the sense that she is protected only by Latias's whim and that the pokemon could overwhelm her at any time should she wish to.]

Steven: [He sighs.] Latias, may I introduce Ren Kosugi. Ren, this is Latias, Guardian of the Eons.

[Latias dips her head in greeting, long neck arching gracefully. Ren automatically dips her head back.]

Latias: I sense great power in her. Is she a strong trainer?

[All of Ren's pokemon have stopped what they are doing to watch.]

Steven: Yes, but—

Latias: Then why not ask for her help?

Steven: Please, Latias. I can handle this.

Latias: Don't be arrogant, Steven.

[Steven flushes in embarrassment and looks away. Ren stares at him with a mixture of amusement and disbelief before her eyes flick back to Latias. The Eon Guardian floats up to her and offers her paw. Ren puts her hand in Latias's and Latias places her other paw over it.]

Latias: Ren Kosugi, Team Magma has found the island that is my and my brother's home and are attempting to capture him and steal his soul dew. Will you help us?

[As Latias explains, feelings and images of the events appear in Ren's mind: Latias peering out of the trees to see Team Magma members landing on the beach in a speed boat. Courtney and Blaise approaching a pool in front of a waterfall. Blaise reaching for the soul dew at the bottom of the pool, only for both him and Courtney to be thrown back by Latias's barrier. Courtney and Blaise's pokemon attacking. Latios urging Latias to go while he uses luster purge.]

Ren: [She stares into Latias's eyes for a moment as she takes in all of the information.] Yes. [turning to her pokemon] Are you ready to face Magma again?

Tāraki: Yes!

[Akahata and Ao nod.]

Kōtai: Aye, luv. Let's send those scoundrels packin'!

Pohaku: [flashing his claws in excitement] A battle? I'm ready!

Ren: [turning back to Latias] How will we get there?

Latias: I will take you.

[There is barely enough room on Latias's back for two people, so Ren isn't sure how she is supposed to fly them. But then again the pokemon is floating in midair and is clearly a psychic-type. Ren withdraws her pokemon and Latias crouches on the ground so that the humans can board. Steven settles onto her back with practiced ease and holds out his hand to Ren. She takes it and he guides her to sit with her legs tucked under her on Latias's shoulders just in front of him. He puts on his flight goggles and Ren quickly rummages in her bag and puts on hers.]

Latias: Grip with your knees and hold onto my fur with your hands. We must go very quickly.

Steven: [as they begin to float upward] Latios is not going to like this.

Latias: Don't be ridiculous. He'll love her.

[Latias shoots south across the sky, rapidly accelerating until the ocean is nothing but a blue blur far below them. Steven begins to slip and has to wrap his arms around Ren's waist to stay in place. Ren hardly notices she is so swept up in the sensation of flying. A huge grin splits her face and she whoops and laughs into the rushing air. A cross breeze tries to tear Ren off Latias's back and she struggles to hold on.]

Latias: Lean down over my neck. You will break less wind.

[Ren follows Latias's instructions and is secure once more. Steven is forced to lean into her to stay out of the wind. Ren smiles.]

#pokemon #nuzloke #oras #running hot nuzlocke #story #episode 13 #Ren #Steven #Bessemer #Pohaku #Wally #Kai #Kotai #Alwyn #lol the gods are like the only ones Steven has to listen to at this point in his life #he is no longer accustomed to being bossed around #Latias

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Flame rounds lets us fulfil our yearning passion to be Frank Skinner, taking on his role as Judge, Jury, and Executioner in Room 101. We will be presenting a case for a particular Trope/Character/Item/UI element that pisses us off and then trying to justify whether this thing should go into room 101 (get flame rounded?) Richie: And following on from last Flame Rounds, round two is all Cunzy1 1's Cunzy1 1: Right this one might need a bit of explaining, I'd like to flames round (verb?) the grass and psychic Pokémon Exeggcute. Even if you've got only a passing familiarity with Pokémon you'll be aware that most of them are based on animals, plants, myths or household objects. Exeggcute is an egg cluster Pokémon made up of six egg-like creatures with faces. However, it's not just the whole clutch I want to flames round, specifically, it's the one which has a cracked shell. I don't like the way it's brain(?), yolk(?) is just exposed like that. Fucking disturbing dude. And each Exeggcute appears to have one as this camera trap photo shows: Exeggfuckinggross more like Richie: Right first, we need to address the elephant in the room, despite their misleading name they are not eggs, they are seeds (hence the Grass typing). That being said, I wont immediately disqualify you on grounds of incorrect reasoning here... yet. However, since they all look like that, are just meant to look like that? Its not hurting them, It may even be a good thing for it to expose itself.... Why do you want to hurt it so bad? Cunzy1 1: Explain the fucking psychic typing then? That's their brain capable of psychic waves and for the one whose head/face is broken it's yolk/brain is just out there. Open to the elements. When it rains it gets wet. You might accidentally throw a berry in there. Or touch it. It's like eyes. You shouldn't touch/lick eyes or exposed psychic brains. Especially in a fight. Pikachu used thundershock. Oh shit Pikachu, you gave 1/6 of Exeggcute permanent brain damage now. Some lightning got in the brain and now it can't taste fish or turn left. Richie:But there are a plethora of disturbing/disgusting ones out there: The Vanillish lineage literally all of their faces/head can melt, Spoink's heart will stop beating if it ever stops hopping, and don't get me started on the ghosts! Why is a cracked seedcase more worthy of elimination than the bounty of nightmarish Pokemon existences that are out there? Cunzy1 1: Because those all make sense. This one is because someone got bored of drawing eggs with faces so drew a cracked one and now every Exeggcute out there has to live with being able to taste the wind through their brain. I bet it's this one that turns into the scary mank face in Alolan Exeggutor. Oh Christ. Look at that. It's simple. It ain't right. It looks like a Ditto trying to do a Gulpin that had a stroke halfway through. It looks like one of those too inbred dog breeds where the brain falls out the back of the skull. This is body horror. In a kid's game (it's not just for kids). Richie: Right this is a tough one! So I wondered if perhaps there was an official reason for "the exposed brain", and as with most pokemon origins, their stories can take you on a rabbithole journey, and it seems Exeggcute is steeped in Yokai lore... Exeggcute/Exeggutor seem to have taken their inspiration from a subset of Yokai which are plants that take on human Features: Bashō no sei - Japanese banana spirit Said to be a spirit that haunts banana groves, and takes the form of a human face to scare people near by. The most hilarious part of all this is it is also said if a woman walks by at dusk she will get pregnant... So what forms are the bananas taking? Pretty safe to say unlikely to be the origin of Exeggcute. Ninmenju/Jinmenju - Human Face Tree This one seems to be the money for the Exeggcute line and needs a fucking trigger warning! Jinmenju trees are said to have human faces for fruit, they are constantly laughing, when one laughs too hard it falls to the ground. The fruit has a sweet/sour taste. It is said that the seed also has a human face. I mean this is all Nightmare fuel, far beyond that of that little Exeggcute you hate so much showing off it's endosperm. And as nice as it is to know the origin of where it comes from, I am now leaning towards Flame rounding all Exeggutes, Exeggutors and Alolan forms! Beyond this I wondered if there was any reasoning from the Pokedex for the cracked exeggcute, and there are a couple off references over the generations. Yellow States: The heads attract each other and spin around. There must be 6 heads for it to maintain balance. This makes me sad, we can just flame round one then... as we might just tip the rest of them over the edge.... Silver States: The shell is very durable. Even if it cracks, it can survive without spilling the contents. "Spill" Ugh that is the worst word to use, and makes me think liquid/yolk again... but again I'm reminded that this is just a seed inside, and probably just a yellow endosperm. Ruby/Sapphire States: It consists of six 'eggs' that care for each other. The eggs attract each other and spin around. When cracks increasingly appear, it is close to evolution. This provide the the most compelling argument that these little guys should be left alone, in all actuality the little mingin' exposed brain is gonna be the main dude evolving to become Exeggutor, though its really worth pulling on that thread, as it's one of these Pokemon which are separate Pokemon then evolve to become one gestalt bigger one (Magnemite/ Metagross etc). With this in mind, I'm sorry, but I cant flame round Exeggcute for super effective damage, as much as it looks like his brain may be exposed, does this justify ending that poor little cracked head guys existence? How can we flame round him! I mean he is the guy that is closest to evolving, if you flame round him do you not stop it evolving completely? If you separate it from he other 5 are they just going to cave into suicidal depression? I'm also fairly confident that that in the Pokemon universe even if his brain was exposed it wouldn't cause damage in the same way (i.e. no lasting damage, and even if there was, a super potion or a nurse joy just fixes that right up anyways). However much this causes your OCD to flare up, when you start to apply actual biology to Pokemon you'll get so many triggers. For instance one that gets me is, that red bit in the chest of Gardevoir/Gallade: Assuming it goes all the way through, Imagine grabbing ahold of it and wobbling it about, surely that would generate a feeling akin to having your ribcage pried apart? How can it sleep with the constant fear of turning over? In consolation for this however I will give you a hat:

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