#so is Phoebe obviously

[walnutmistjamie]

fave Ted Lasso moments 14/? : Hello Uncle Roy!

#this is my favourite scene from the show #he is so happy to be there and so proud in his England kit #i'm obsessed #everything is perfect #his face his smile their friendship #I can't believe this scene exists #roy's sister is perfect #so is Phoebe obviously #jamie tartt #phil dunster #roy kent #roy x jamie #brett goldstein #*mine: gifs #*ftlm #ted lasso

[hiyyihrts]

I know Phoebe Dynevor isn’t returning for season three, which I think is a shame bc I love her as Daphne, but I’m curious to see if they still include the bit from RMB where Colin visits Daphne and asks her about how one knows they’re in love or not. I think it’s a very touching moment and important (correct me if I’m wrong) between them, and considering it’s been stated in the show that they’re so close with one another as siblings bc of their similar ages. It makes me wonder if they’re going to do away with that bit altogether or if they’re maybe going to have Anthony or one of the other siblings play that role instead (maybe Eloise or Benedict, tho I don’t see why it’d be them considering they don’t have specific love roles yet). Makes me curious what they’ll change or adapt and which bits they won’t.

#granted there are so many to include but obviously not enough time #bridgerton #colin bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #phoebe dynevor #colin and daphne bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #romancing mister bridgerton

[crabussy]

being a system can be really fucking hard and it comes with a lot of challenges and struggles but man?? I fucking love my headmates. I don't know what I'd do without them and my life is better because they are in it.

#like. OSDD and DID are survival mechanisms yeah? #now that I'm living and not surviving its less of a survival mechanism and more of an. annoying friends and flatmates mechanism #obviously there are arguments and tensions. we're two dozen people sharing a vessel there is no way there wouldn't be #but MAN I would miss othello nights with sunny so much #and I would miss phoebe's stupid fantastic jokes #moon's level headedness and care #jasper's common sense.... #francis's giggles and our shared interests and likes #the fact that they know exactly what I'm thinking so miscommunication is super rare #the fact that I know they won't judge me for anything because they all know everything about me anyway #fucking sucks that I had to be bullied for 5 years straight in order to obtain some of my best friends but like . ? #its better than being bullied for 5 years straight and Not having a coping mechanism this strong to help me through it #being a system isn't a consequence for trauma to me. its a consolation and a helping hand (or twenty-something helping hands JKFDSHDJSAKHSD #system #osdd #DID #plural #plurality #system positivity #NON-SYSTEMS PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT EVERY SYSTEMS EXPERIENCE!!!!!!! #many systems are still not in a good place and being a system can be very hard for them #I'm very lucky to be where I am now #just. keep your system friends in mind. look out for them. lift them up. thank you

[singsweetmelodies]

mehehehe.....piarles + 25 or 45 🫶

25 = Green Card Marriage

45 = Vampire and Hunter

hehehehehehehe... let's see about 25 and 45 🤭👀

"It's brilliant, Charlito!" Pierre insists, spreading his arms like he's saying, come on. "I'm a hunter, so I'm allowed to settle in any country I want. If you're married to me, you'll be allowed to settle there too, and you can get that position at Rutgers like you have always wanted."

Charles folds his arms. "I'm a vampire, Pierre," he reminds him, pointedly. "Or have you forgotten?"

Pierre folds his arms, too, mirroring Charles' own pose. "Of course I haven't forgotten, calamar."

Calamar. As always, the nickname takes Charles right back - to that day in the back of his parents' garden, when Pierre had decided to come over for a surprise visit and he'd found Charles. Drinking. It had only been from a blood bag, of course (Charles would never kill a person, and he'd been too young then to know about charming someone to let him drink just a few sips) but it had still been more than enough for Pierre to understand what was going on. Pierre had frozen where he stood, eyes blown wide.

And Charles had thought, no no no, and he'd thrown himself at Pierre before he could think better of it. "Please don't leave, Pierrot, please, I promise I'm not evil and we're not evil, I don't care what they say on the news because it's not true, we don't hurt people, we don't hurt anyone, just... please don't go. You're my best friend, please -"

Pierre had stopped him there, putting a gentle hand over Charles' mouth. "I don't care that you're a vampire, Charles," he'd said with surprising firmness for a ten-year-old. "You're my best friend too. And, anyway, you're less of scary vampire and more like... a clingy little squid."

"I'm not!" Charles had shrieked, but of course Pierre had taken to calling him that every day from that moment on. (Charles never protested too much, because the nickname always felt like Pierre's way of saying I know what you are and you're my best friend anyway; I'm not going anywhere.)

"... Charles? Earth to Charles?" Pierre is asking, waving his hand in front of Charles' face. "Ah. Hello again. Did you go to vampire-planet?"

"You know we're from the same planet as you," Charles says immediately, rolling his eyes. "Or didn't they teach you that at hunter school?"

"Mmm, no, I think I skipped that module," Pierre says, and then he grins cheekily, tongue between his teeth.

Charles swats at him, and Pierre catches his wrist easily, his Hunter-trained reflexes quick as ever. Charles' breath catches.

It shouldn't be hot. It should be the opposite of hot, for fuck's sake - those kinds of reflexes are trained to kill people like Charles.

Except, Pierre didn't become a hunter to kill vampires. No - he did it for Charles. Not to hunt him, but to learn how to protect him from other hunters.

So, yeah. It's seriously hot when Pierre shows off some of those skills of his.

"Are you going to let go of me?" Charles asks, swallowing thickly. He can't help the way his gaze flickers to Pierre's fingers wrapped around his wrist, still holding him tightly in place.

You could hold me like that any time you want, Charles thinks, and fights against his blush. It shouldn't even be possible for vampires to blush, for fuck's sake, but Pierre manages to get Charles to do it anyway.

Pierre, thankfully, seems oblivious to Charles' spiralling thoughts. He winks at Charles, playful and cheeky as he always is. "Nope," he says, popping the p. "Not until you agree that my idea is brilliant."

And, right. Right. Charles had almost forgotten the reason why they're even here - Pierre's stupid, hair-brained scheme to get Charles his dream job at Rutgers.

Rutgers, which still does not allow any supernaturals onto its teaching staff, let alone Monégasque vampires.

"It's a terrible idea," Charles says flatly. "They'll never let me teach there if they suspect I'm a vampire."

"But if you're married to a hunter, nobody will ever suspect you're a vampire," Pierre points out, triumphantly. "See? It's genius."

Charles has to admit that it's... clever. Absolutely insane, yes, but clever.

Pierre must be able to read it on his face, because his eyes light up like his favourite F1 team has just won a race. "See! You do think it'll work!" he crows.

"I don't think -" Charles tries, but Pierre cuts him off with a dramatic sigh.

"I've done all the research, Cha. Trust me, there's no way that this can go wrong."

There is, Charles thinks, only a little despairingly. It's not so much that he's worried about getting caught - no, Charles is pretty good at charming officers by now. Half of the time, he doesn't even have to use his hypnotism.

What he's far more worried about is the fact that he'll be married. To Pierre.

Pierre, who he's only been in love with since the first time he called Charles "calamar" and stayed when anyone else would have left.

Pierre, who Charles knows would taste sweeter than anyone else in the world. Because that's the thing about being a vampire and being in love with someone: even one tiny sip of their blood will sustain you sixteen times longer than a random person's would.

It's bad enough just like this, when they're just friends, and Pierre throws his head back to laugh or slides his arm around Charles' waist, and Charles has to fight with himself to keep his fangs tucked away - because even though Pierre is so close and smells so good, he is not Charles' to taste or Charles' to have.

It's hard enough to hold himself back when they're just friends. Charles has no idea how the hell he'll be able to do it if they're fucking married.

But as always when Pierre suggests a hare-brained scheme, Charles is helpless in the face of his sparkling blue eyes and half-cheeky, half-pleading smile.

"Okay, calamar," he agrees, and even though he might just have signed the warrant for his own death-by-slow-torture-of-wanting-his-best-friend-too-much, it's worth it a thousand times over for the way Pierre beams at him and uses the wrist he's still holding to tug Charles into a tight hug.

"Rutgers, here we come!"

(50 Romance Prompts Ask Meme)

#50 romance prompts meme #piarles #piarles fic #myfic #vampire x hunter x green card marriage #this is...... WELL IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING #perhaps not my most coherent something because it's 3-bloody-AM here #but i kind of like it #the vibes are DEFINITELY here i think #and now i kind of want a sequel with them married and charles pining and wanting pierre SOOOO BAD #and pierre obviously wanting him back just as bad because of COURSE he loves charles too #and he secretly thinks it would be *so* hot if charles drank from him... 😵‍💫 he'd be a kinky bastard like that #ANYWAY. so many thoughts! #thank you SO much for this prompt phoebe ilyyyy #🫶🫶🫶🧛

[femninedelusions]

They will kill me one day, I fear.

#boygenius #julien baker #lucy dacus #phoebe bridgers #i might be in love #like actually #queer musicians #lgbtq #lgbtq musicians #lgbtq community #lesbian #im so gay #in looooove #like look at them #feeling very normal about this #obviously #why wouldn’t I be #help i’m gay

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

Taylor Swift Songs That Mention Cars That Are Totally About Phoebe and Silas - Picture To Burn

state the obvious, i didn't get my perfect fantasy

Silas's anger when Phoebe is revealed to be Priest

i hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive

Does Silas ever let Phoebe drive his car on page? No. Boom. Analysis.

you're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying / so watch me strike a match on all my wasted time / as far as i'm concerned, you're just another picture to burn

In TPATS, there's a scene where Silas catches Phoebe stealing a gun, and even though she gives him an excuse that he knows doesn't make much sense, he doesn't think much of it. He's just happy to be included. I'm guessing that this kind of thing happens pretty frequently between them, and once Phoebe is revealed to be Priest, Silas is going to start remembering all of these different times that she lied to him and feel like all of the time he spent with her was a waste because she was just manipulating him the whole time. And then he's going to be pissed.

there's no time for tears / i'm just sitting here planning my revenge

You know how at the beginning of Our Violent Ends Roma does this thing where he's like omg guys Juliette killed my mom. And I'm soooooo fucking pissed at her. guys. I'm in my reputation era. And then it switches to his pov and he's sobbing on the floor listening to folklore. Yeah.

burn, burn, burn, baby, burn

Idk man I just really think Silas should get to commit arson or something like he needs to cope somehow

#this is obviously more of a stretch but i think it's funny so i don't care #however i do think it would be fun if silas got really petty about her being priest #these violent delights #tvd #our violent ends #ove #chloe gong #secret shanghai #foul lady fortune #flf #foul heart huntsman #fhh #phoebe hong #silas wu #phoebe x silas #philas #the priest and the shepherd #tpats #tp&ts #taylor swift songs that mention cars that are totally about phoebe and silas

[littlemisslipbalm]

My lockets came…who am I putting in them ? (also taking image suggestions)

#like obviously phoebe and Jake but which photos and which necklace #or both in both ? #I kind of love the tiny one but it’s gonna be hard to print something so small

[rosamundpikegf]

i need to get my roots done but i also think the five years of bleaching are starting to make my hair break off so its like.. well i cant go darker and i hate my natural hair color so what now. just say fuck it and slowly go bald? maybe

#its that phoebe bridgers thing #when you see pics of her in 2017 you can see her hair was fuller but its so obviously her ideal color so i get why she doesnt just #go dark blonde or brown #being naturally blonde with that fuck ass dark dirty tone that 90 percent of blondes have is so lame

[donatart]

dear donna (laura’s lament)

- id

#we had to write a persona poem for class so obviously…….Obviously #laura palmer #twin peaks #fwwm #fire walk with me #david lynch #lucy dacus #phoebe bridgers #boygenius #me & my dog #poem #poetry #donna hayward

[virginbutstillahoe]

john mulaney really jinxed bo when he said he wasn't problematic in his latest special huh

#obviously I know literally nothing about this situation so I'm not actually saying any opinion about it #but people are LOSING IT right now about this lol john did not knock on wood #one person says you don't have scandals and then one instantly emerges #john's power 🫣 #bo burnham #my post #john mulaney #baby j #phoebe bridgers

[newtness532]

dreams should not be better than reality because what do you mean im not really in love with her and thiiis close to her and being with her??? i mean even the julien baker told me "you're in love, you're smiling, ive never seen you do that before"

#also me and jb were besties if that wasn't clear #and i think for a while i was phoebe?? and we were filming a music video together and then ate burritos #anyway a lot was going on in that dream but the important part is that i was in love with someone and they were with me and now theyre not #also i had so many dreams tonight #from those that make perfect sense when youre having them but are completely nonsensical when you wake up #i think i wrote a poem about aziracrow in the last one??? obviously I don't remember it and i doubt it was an actual real poem #jo says stuff #my dreams

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

Phoebe’s pandering to the Queen camp honestly sickens me.

Goes from saying Freddie was gay, to saying Freddie “can’t be labelled.” Despite the fact that Freddie literally labelled himself.

Goes from supporting Jim’s story about mistreatment from Mary, to saying Jim was overreacting.

Goes from calling Mary out for being a bitch, to saying it was reasonable for her to behave the way she did.

Going from saying he was the last to know Freddie was ill, to claiming he knew from the start.

Goes from saying that Jim was the love of Freddie’s life to saying that Freddie could never truly love anybody.

Going from saying that Freddie and Barbara never had a relationship, to “maybe they did, maybe they didn’t.”

It can’t be a coincidence that these are all, unfortunately, popular opinions pushed by the Queen narrative and homophobic fans. But I suppose it doesn’t matter, so long as it’s making him money.

The only outlier here is that he weirdly claimed Freddie never found the love he was looking for in his book in like 2001.

If I’m not mistaken, the rest came quite some time later, after Jim died, and after Phoebe started gaining more speaking opportunities at events and in documentaries and such. I’ll say it again: I hate assuming the worst of him, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he’s done a total 180 on several things that line up with the PR-friendly narratives also pushed by homophobic fans, either. Part of this comes from his insistence that he knew Freddie best, and for the other things? I really don’t know what else it could be besides money tbh. What else does he get out of saying bullshit about Barbara when we have other people straight up saying it wasn’t true? I don’t know.

#it continues to suck #the botched aids diagnosis timeline gets me the most #because it’s so obviously false #but the others are still rather cynical too #just ugh #phoebe freestone #replies #Anonymous

[cowboy-like-moony]

I'm so jelous of everyone who got to attend the concert last night, it was the one I would've wanted to go to the most because phoebe and gracie opened and then you guys also got the speak now announcement and nothing new, I mean I figured she would sing nothing new with phoebe, but I thought it would be a suprise song, but instead nashville got nothing new AND two suprise songs? And the suprise songs where sparks fly and teardrops on my guitar?

#i mean was anything cut or was it just even longer than the usual setlist? #i get that taylor might be biased in favour of nashville but damn #how does it feel to live my dream? #spraks fly is actually so underated and maybe my favourite on speak now #when i heard the news i texted my non-swifie-casual-listener friend and she immediately asked of that was the album with sparks fly #because sparks fly is incredible and I use it to lure people down the rabbit hole and convert them into swifties #and teardrops on my guitar is obviously a classic #nashville #taylor swift #speak now (tv) #nothing new #phoebe bridgers #gracie abrams #sparks fly #teardrops on my guitar #the eras tour #eras tour suprise songs #also boygenius

[youre-not-a-cat-youre-a-rat]

me: in front of my computer with the intention of writing

me: but what sort of PCs would these characters make if they were playing DND??

#ignore me #keeley would be a caster for sure #I'm thinking wizard bc wizards fuck #jamie would also want to play something that fucks but idk if he would be a caster necessarily #so I'm thinking rogue for him #I think roy would have trouble picking for himself and be given a barbarian #maybe after playing a few times and watching jamie and keeley getting into shenanigans he would opt for cleric #lmao jamie would play a human that just looks like him bc 'why would he want to be anyone else' #I'm thinking dwarf for roy gnome or eladrin elf for keeley #or drow! #o fuck i forgot about tieflings! this is very hard #jamie def wouldn't play a caster bc it's too fucking complicated lmao #phoebe's the dm #or fucking isaac lol #after some deliberation I've decided keeley is a full succubus-esque tiefling #now I'm thinking rogue is not quite right for jamie...what about the monster hunter ranger?? what's that one called?? #obviously monks fuck like hell but I think he would be confused by the name and assume they're NOT allowed to fuck #after talking it over with a friend we've determined jamie is an assassin rogue #I've never seen blade but I think he dresses like blade

[coastalroses]

fanning over media is great wonderful i love it. but the culture of fanning over celebrities is genuinely insane and dystopian and disturbing and i just want to throw all of your phones into the ocean

#cass rambles #the example i think of most often is t*ylor sw*ft #censoring it so fans don’t murder me again🙃 #but like. the idea that if a celebrity is in a commercial then people are more likely to buy a product #projecting morals onto someone you don’t and will never know #acting like you’re best friends with a person whose life you literally know at MOST 5% of #it’s so creepy to me #you’re allowed to like someone’s music #you’re even allowed to be like aww that seems like such a sweet/kind/good person #but the obsession people have with some celebrities #mainly ts #but also harry styles phoebe bridgers and mitski for examples #is so alarming #at least phoebe and mitski have called it out tho. the others are just like 💖💞💕 #not to mention the way that people will excuse literally anything she’d ever do #acting like she’s not a performative rich girl who is devastating the environment with her private jet’s co2 emissions #it’s just. i can’t #and her fans are so mean to any other celebrity too #it’s so insane. genuinely like a cult jesus christ #OBVIOUSLY i don’t mean all of her fans. #but the majority of people who call themselves sw*fries are so disturbing to me #even me like i have certain celebrities that i’m like aww they’re so cute:) #but do i go about my life ever really thinking about them at all. no #and if i heard someone hating on them or something would i SEND DEATH THREATS #NO????? #that’s so insane. sick behavior

[totebagbisexual]

not to sound completely batshit crazy but something about phoebe bridgers reminds me way too much about the girl i used to be in love with and i think that may be why the parasocial relationship is parasocial relationshiping so hard

#like idk if its the aay she speaks or her physical appearance or what #obviously i love her as an artist and i genuinely connect with her music #it wasn’t until after i’d be following her for some time already that i was like … wait a minute #i see a photo of phoebe bridgers and my heart goes ‘oh yeah that’s ****’ and it fucks me up #something about how songs or movies or books or even humans can remind you of real people in your life #and once that connection is made that piece of media or that person will never feel the same to you #does this make sense? i hope so #t