#sorry I’m just having a rough day

[floral-hex]

I’m fucking disabled

#I had this conversation with my therapist last week. I’ll give you the secret HIPAA breaking rundown #I HATE calling myself disabled #I don’t know why. there’s no shame in it. it’s just ya know it’s just what I am #but I still can’t get it into my head that yes I’m kinda fucking disabled #because here I am sitting on this creaky futon unable to understand anything anyone is saying to me bc my hearing is so bad #it’s a bad hearing day! it happens! some days are good! today is very much not so good! #so I told my therapist I’m way cool with telling people I have mental health issues #but when it comes to hearing it’s ‘oh no I’m not REALLY disabled. I just uhhhhh can’t uhhh fuckin hear sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️ that’s normal right?’ #and he’s like no my sweet boy you are disabled you need to own that shit #okay… he didn’t say it like that but this is my flashback please let me have this #let me be a sweetie boy in my own mind #he said it’s usually the reverse: people don’t like to admit mental health issues but will mention physical disabilities #I just… I spent 30 something years with great hearing and then it all just got taken from me out of the blue and no one knows why #and I hate that. I’m so angry. I’m so fucking angry and scared and alone #and I hate admitting that yes I am disabled. like really disabled. it feels like defeat. #and it shouldn’t. like I said it’s just kinda what I am now. It’s like saying I breathe or I’m allergic to birds. it just is me. #sorry I’m just having a rough day #I got about an hour of sleep and now I’m holding down the fort while a home inspector and the new buyer look through the house #and I can’t talk to either of them. I can’t understand them talking to each other. it’s isolating. #I have therapy later and I’m hoping I’ll be able to communicate and hear during it. I really just need someone to talk to #I miss talking to people in person. I can still do that it just can take a bit of work and I hate subjecting people to putting up with me #I feel so needy. I just want some human connection. I want to know I can still make this work. #gosh this is whiny. sorry about that. just needed a quick vent to get me through the next few hours #anyway I love you. probably. maybe… ehhh #you can ignore this #text

[inkykeiji]

i’m currently making a list of reasons to stay alive and i just need you all to know that you’re on it, every single one of you.

thank you for being here with me, thank you for reading my writing, thank you for sending me the sweetest, cutest, most thoughtful little messages and questions. it means more to me than you’ll ever know, and i love you so much

#tw suicide #tw suicidal ideation #just in case #today is a very rough day!!! #in fact the past five days have been very rough days!!! #but i am still here and i think that’s something to be proud of #anyway sorry for getting SAPPY i just love you all so much #and i’m so lucky to have you here with me #please never forget that

[rozahline]

april x2

#please ask if i need to tag anything #especially w the second pic #my art #my doodles #fan art #fanart #the funky phantom #hanna barbera #april stewart #these two doodles were drawn a day apart and I find that very hilarious #funny enough april is my go-to whenever I’m doing a warmup sketch or something #I just love how simplistic her design is she’s very fun to draw #I am pretty proud of how the second piece turned out #wanted to go for a style outside my typical norm #that and I’ve been very inspired by junji ito’s work lately #love his art style omgg #it’s a new year and I’ve still yet to properly draw mudsy sorry again grandpa #i have drawn him a couple times but they’re very rough sketches and I normally don’t like posting rough sketches rip

[ozzyeelz]

Ok people keep sending me weird anon asks. I’m disabling the anon feature, I just don’t want to deal with this shit anymore. Sorry to anyone who had genuinely nice things to say and wanted to stay anonymous, but the amount of times people just keep sending me weird shit is too much.

#as a rule of thumb: don’t request to send people private information/pictures #don’t ask if you can send pictures of your family members to make fun of them #even if they are horrible people. I don’t want to get involved with that. #also don’t send me wierd kink/fetish material to draw more read. I’m a minor and just don’t do that to people in general #guhh I’m just done. been having a rough day and this was just the cherry on top #anyways. sorry for the rant. #Ozias rants

[mycological-mariner]

🌤️ for the fic asks!

Cutting out descriptions etc. So I know the original ask said “PIECE of dialogue…” but it’s not. This is for a short fic I came up with, just kicked around the idea. I’ve not posted it, it’s just on my laptop.

Spoilers for The Flight of the Heron.

“Has he gone?”

WHO?

“Ardroy, did he get away?”

I HAVE NOT CROSSED PATHS WITH HIM YET.

“I see. That’s good. He’ll be safe, now.” […] “May I ask, sir, who you are?”

GUESS.

“Oh. Oh, yes, I see. I suppose there are some tells. […] Was it worth it, in the end? Was it an honourable death?”

[…] FEW HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO DIE IN THE ARMS OF THEIR GREATEST FRIEND. BUT THAT IS JUST IN MY EXPERIENCE, OF COURSE.

“Friend… […] Are those mountains on the horizon?”

I AM AFRAID SO.

“They might almost look like… like the ones surrounding Loch na h-Iolaire. They can’t be, surely?”

NO, IT IS LIKELY THEY ARE NOT.

“Well, what is beyond this desert? Surely you can answer me that.”

I CANNOT.

“I have to walk there on my own?”

YES. ALTHOUGH, I HAVE KNOWN SOME TO HAVE WAITED.

“Waited for what?” […] “I don’t know if I’m ready, just yet. It has been a long night.”

I CAN IMAGINE.

“May I wait here a little while?”

WAIT FOR WHAT?

“A friend.”

TIME DOES NOT EXTEND TO HERE. YOU MAY WAIT LONGER THAN YOU EXPECT, MAJOR WINDHAM.

“Good. I hope it is a very long time indeed. […] “I do not know what lies beyond this desert, nor do I know for how long I must walk until I have discovered it. Perhaps it is oblivion. I should like to walk alongside my friend. We never had a chance to simply walk together before…”

EVEN IF THERE IS NOTHING?

“Yes.”

VERY WELL. YOU MAY STAY HERE FOR AS LONG AS YOU WISH. AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I AM QUITE BUSY AT THE MOMENT AND MUST LEAVE YOU. […] YOU ARE AN HONOURABLE MAN, MAJOR WINDHAM. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

“Good day.”

#this is just the. the very rough bare bones of what this is #I know this was supposed to be dialogue but my FAVOURITE dialogue that I write is always between 2 characters #I also have a Sharpe fic and an Aubreyad fic but I’m none too happy with either #so voila #I reread small gods recently. does it show #I banged this out only a few days after finishing this book #and I just wanted to try it out #may not finish it. may not even post it #idk I’m not overly confident in my fic writing #THANKS FOR THE ASK THOUGH #sorry I know you haven’t read this book yet #anyways #asks #ask game #fic #the flight of the heron #(I guess also DW Death too since yeah this is a thinly veiled xover) #keith windham

[enigma-absolute]

…

#rough day today with an emotional mess at the end #rough as in it wasn’t BAD just… I had low energy the entire time and lost the day really #I don’t know how my mom does it. she has it worse than me and she expects me to be more bounding and alive and USING my energy #buddy. pal. I got rude and angry because I was LOW and I DO NOT HAVE YOUR PAIN TOLERANCE THRESHOLD #on MULTIPLE levels. physical and emotional #you went to dental school in Otago in the 90’s. I did animation school 2019-2023. #you escaped communism and were a stranger in a strange land and married my father who became a bat from hell and you had to escape him #AND keep the kids in good schools and in God. #I didn’t. I was the child who had it worst on the spectrum and had the PTSD to crawl out of during high school. #of course THAT put a dampener on me growing up in several ways (and uh. being on this hellsite in 2014 didn’t help either) #mom I love you and you love me. we are clearly NOT the same ever #I’m a little over the age dad married you at first now. I do not have the same threshold nor tolerance as you. I AM more sensitive yeah #and I’m trying to work through it but damn it it is hard trying to stay soft in a world getting crueller. #and yet! I have my father’s face and eyes in anger! I wish I could be more kind and loving on low energy and I’m sorry! #I am genuinely an ass when I’m tired and ticked off and want none of your help and I wish I wasn’t! alas! #I do not! have! your threshold nor tolerance! #when I finally get myself together and have a full place to call my own. with bills and all to pay. #I will finally allow myself the relief of lying down onto the kitchen floor and sobbing. #in the knowledge and safety of solitude. #Chris rambles #AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #vent

[findmeabowlofundertale]

HI HI HI. your fic is giving me the biggest brainrot your writing is SO amazing sorry if I keep repeating words I feel like i’ve used the word amazing like. 500 billion times but I love asteri so much she is so. ihwjwjsejhwjenzkbbbvbhhajj LOVE LOVE LOVE ASTERI AND YOUR GASTER SO VERY MUCH 💕💕💕💕💕

also also also I’m so sorry I keep yapping but quick question!! does asteri help out at the lab at some point???? I’m sorry if she does and I missed that out in one of the parts aaa!!

okay sorry for rambling thank you so much for reading this subwjsebnsnm again I love your writing so much and I’m so excited for part 8 sjwvjsbwnsnns 💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️

Omg hi!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I’m so glad you like my writing!!! And that you like Asteri!! I didn’t think my oc would get so much attention ♡´>ᴗ<`♡

Also listen. Don’t you dare apologize for being excited, seeing this in my inbox made my entire day (and I just woke up, so that’s a feat). I curled up into a ball on my bed and silently screamed in excitement, so!! You’re GOOD you’re FINE and I APPRECIATE YOU IMMENSELY! I am now filled with more motivation to get part 8 worked out and finished!! (There’s just uuuggghhhh so much I have to set up and I just wanna write the fun parts!!) No but for real, whenever someone says nice things to me about this story/the characters, I get SO pumped to create more!!

Anyway, enough of ME yapping! To answer your question, Asteri has not been inside the lab at all… yet. She will eventually go inside, and meet some people! And maybe even help out at some point… Depends how I manage to set a few things up. (You’d think I’d write an outline or something, right? But no, whatever happens between the handful of major plot points I have worked out is spontaneous.)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! 💚💚💚💚💚 Please feel free to ask as many questions as you want!! This goes for everyone!! Spam my inbox if you feel so inclined! I love dropping random facts or trivia about my story! You (or anyone!!) can be like, “ayo Seeker tell me something about your fic” and I will get so excited and answer with something like “fun fact: Gaster does in fact make the doodly doodly sound when he teleports!” Eheheheh~

#MY FIRST ASK HERE YAAAAAAAAY #benanazauce #uhhhh I need an ask tag now! :0 #askerism #<- benana’s idea #⁂ asks #OH AND FOR THE RECORD #i am not a role model; write outlines #I did like two years of collaborative writing/RPing THE SAME RP (almost every single day at that) so there is. a little bit of practice #and a tendency to just write whatever and retcon it later bc who cares we’re just here to have a good time!! #but i can guarantee that this is not a sustainable way to write a story on your own. #sooner or later I’m gonna need to just give in and make an outline #okay you know what? I just realized I actually do kind of have one. but it’s not divided by chapter (or whatever these are) #it’s just a rough sequence of events #okay I’m officially rambling sorry #⁂posting #⁂ #you can also ask for spoilery doodles!! I have a bunch of those

[gmkz]

“There are tons of fractured dimensions, with tons of Elles. But I’m the only me. That’s the only thing I don’t want you to get wrong.”

the only positive thing that happened today was getting purple-eyed daughter and awakening her.

#tales of asteria #tales of xillia 2 #i don’t actually play asteria i have just logged in almost every single day since the game launched #i spent like 2 hours total farming for victor because fourth copy just WOULD NOT DROP #he finally came for his elle after i stopped holding back my cough and spent a minute dying #i translate for a living. i’m technically professional. i spent way too long trying to word that last line in english. #i had a really rough fucking day today my dudes i’m sorry

[floral-hex]

So this chick has been on-and-off again stalking me since high school. I could go into paragraphs of detail (I was about to), but no one wants to read all of that. Suffice to say, I guess she’s had some kind of crush on me for about 15-20 years or so (why??), and every few years it seems she pops up somewhere contacting me to try to persuade me to give her a chance. I should mention we never talked in high school, I actively avoided her, told her I didn’t like her, etc. nothing doing.

Anyway, somehow she’s been on one of my social media pages and saw I was having a hard time lately, so she found my phone number (what?? I hate that you can just find that online) and texted me out of the blue yesterday. Usual protocol is ignore and block so I don’t piss off an unstable person, but they decided to be gross, so

I wasn’t planning on posting anything about this before. If they were creeping around on my pages, mentioning it would only feed into them. Maybe. I don’t know. But this just kind of made me really uncomfortable and their response was shitty. I could have been a lot meaner. I wanted to be. But whatever, that wouldn’t have helped. So I just blocked them and hope that this time it sticks. If they see this, then hey… not cool.

#and then I post this for what? attention? #I dunno… this just made me feel really shitty #like… you can’t just leave me alone? #you know I’m having a rough go at it and you think this is the perfect time to insert yourself into my life? #I don’t care about your puss! #I really really have to reiterate I have never ever had a real conversation with this person #we’ve never talked or hung out and I always avoided them #god this is such high school bullshit. I’m in my fucking 30s. I don’t need this teenage drama. #and I want to imagine all this as just someone who never grew up buuut… #they found my phone number. they went looking for my personal information. they’ve been stalking at least one of my social media pages. #probably twitter but who knows maybe here too #this is like… 15-20 years of this. why? why are you still obsessed with this? #and maybe these texts don’t seem so bad but I’ve had to block them on Facebook too #and that was after my ex and I broke up a few years back #it’s like she waits until my life gets extra shitty and then tries to convince me that we’re old friends & she wants to date finally #fuckin… just… not really cool ya know. damn. #stalker lady… I am not worth all this pining. just move on. #lol but I have been saying “my puss is so wet right now’ to myself all day so that’s a positive #anyway… sorry to post this bullshit. just wanted to vent. #sorry if you read all of this #text

[transdavyjones]

Trying to draw Micky for basically the first time

#work in progress obviously but I just wanted to share smthng bc. I’m having. a rough day #doesn’t look exactly like him yet but i think I’ll figure it out #can’t believe I drew mickys fursona before I drew micky #I’ll have 2 work on that one too lol #it’s still in the ugly design phase but I think I chose a good animal for him #but no yeah Micky is really fun to draw #pretty smile #he’s goth here bc. I have my reasonings. #idk why I haven’t really drawn him before now #I guess I’m like. the least micky girl. I like him a lot but I haven’t had like. a true micky phase. like I have for the other 3 #YET. #but I do turn into a Micky girl for 3 minutes every time I hear his voice #ok sorry bye just wanted 2 talk for a bit #need 2 sleep. working the election tomorrow. 16-18 hours straight!!! that’s like a human rights violation #chose the worst day to be unwell lol

[jdmara]

i think the thing i really came away from mcr’s riot fest set with is. i’m so glad mcr are the type of band to pause and check on everyone and make sure everyone is staying safe. it got rough in there all day but the previous bands never really stopped or checked in with the crowd and mcr was just a relief. it just felt good to know they care about the well-being of their fans.

#not to dunk on sparta or tbs or whatever but my god it was rough in there sometimes and they just kept on truckin #which is their right as bands or whatever but i love mcr i love that they care #my poor weak ankles would not have survived a no safety stops mcr concert because my god it was crazy in there!!! #my chem #mcrriot #text.dee #my show #anyway i’m working on those photos sorry i just got back to the hotel and i haven’t eaten all day and i need to shower 😭 soon soon

[enigma-the-anomaly]

:’( i yearn for the sea

#I’m sure I’ll see my wonderful blue maiden in a couple of months but still #it’s just…I can hardly wear a swimsuit without intense dysphoria #ofc it gets better once I’m actually in the water but it’s rough yanno #I miss swimming out on a calmer day and letting the waves just gently lift me up and down #and I’d stare out toward the horizon and wonder about the wonderful places I could go to if I swam toward it #and the fish brushed by my legs like they were giving me little kisses #and everything just felt okay and peaceful and perfect I smiled #I miss the comforting embrace of the dear ocean :(( #things are too different now and nothing feels right anymore #idk man. I just want to see the ocean again and swim and feel alive again #back when I was stupider and happier and I still loved my body and myself #my darling the sea…they have ravaged both our bodies but only you can remain loved #ramble #vent #im having big feelings sorry #have to be a poetic bitch for a moment

[aroace-poly-show]

bit of a vent don’t mind me im just. tired.

lol but my relationship with my mom is funny bc on one hand yeah i love her and she loves me and nothings really all that bad but on the other hand,,kind sucks that i’m never really gonna fit her idea of her “ideal heterosexual cisgender jesus-loving daughter who gets married to a nice christian man and gives her grandkids” and she’s never gonna give up on “leading me on the right path” (pressuring me and never respecting the decisions i’ve made for myself so i don’t want to. yknow fucking die) so i can get to heaven and be truly happy and blah blah blah all that.

like. i’m never going to be living my best life in her eyes. i don’t think i’ll ever be her child that she can proudly say “yes, my child lives a wonderful and happy life. i am proud of them.” i’m always going to need to “be saved from my life of sin” in her eyes. i’m like. never going to be happy in the way she wants me to be. there’s always gonna be something wrong with me. i’m always gonna be her good kid that’s just lost and confused and needs some guidance and correcting from the lord. guidance and correction as in i need to be shown that actually i’m not trans or aroace or agender or non binary or gay or part of the lgbtabcd community or whatever the fuck my identity becomes, that i’ve just been led into a life of sin and unhappiness and need to be saved.

like. yknow i’d appreciate. some acceptance. a little support would be nice…

and also not having an unbelievably overwhelming fear/anxiety of god and dying and armageddon and not having religious trauma would be pretty sweet too but i guess we can’t have everything in life :/

#marlo’s stuff #bit of a vent #i’m just tired #i don’t really know #:/ yeah #tw religion #tw suicide #i mean its like a mention of it but still #i used to be a good kid that she could be so so proud of #she used to be proud of everything about me #but like. i’m never going to get her full support #i’ll never be what she wanted #:/ #sorry ya’ll good friday’s tomorrow and easter sunday is coming up #so. not in a great situation rn. lol. #yknow. having a bit of a rough time. #anyhoo #don’t mind me i’ll be back to normal soon #just give it a few days

[kalieros]

I know I am not the only one who has experienced this - but I always feel like I’m stuck in a state of liminality with my identity :( I don’t fit in anywhere. Even with the other mixed kids. I’m just awkwardly stuck in the in-between

#sorry to emotional post #just having a rough few days #my fucking car is giving me trouble too I’m just going through it

[omatone-dnp]

my relationship with **** and my **** has gotten so messed up and I’m sick and tired of thinking about it so much ahhhh free me from this prison

#I wanna go back to like three years ago when I never thought about these things #I miss it sm #sorry guys I’m just having kind of a rough couple of days #other

[chuluoyi]

the secret wife

- nanami kento x reader

follow the first years’ misadventures as they find out that apparently, the infamous 7:3 sorcerer is also a dutiful and loving husband in private!

genre/warnings: crack, fluff, the first years are simply chaotic, an attempt at humor, gojo cameo (he’s so insufferable), mentions of pregnancy, nanami being the best husband there is

note: based on an anon's suggestion, this is a spin-off to love entries' wife (so gojo is married to love entries reader naturally!) this is full chaos and crack omg so sorry and isn't proofread bc i’m kinda tired so pls forgive any mistakes and my dry humor :')

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

On one fine, sunny day, which was supposed to be a calm and relaxing afternoon...

“Hello? Yuji—”

Megumi could've sworn, they weren't usually this nosy.

“Gojo-sensei! It's urgent!”

Call it indulgence, because Nobara's curiosity just got the better of her.

“Oh? What's—”

“Does Nanamin have a wife!?”

And Yuji... well, he just needed answers, because the three of them were now in the ‘Mom and Baby’ section of department store, having just witnessed a monumental sight of their esteemed mentor, Nanami Kento—

—with a remarkably stunning woman hanging onto his arm.

“Huh?” Gojo's confusion was evident from the other line. Oh, yeah. Yuji had decided to cut to the chase and call him too, hoping for a swift clarification.

Okay, so why were the trio—plus Gojo on the speakerphone—hiding behind a pillar just to spy on Nanami and his very possible wife? Let us rewind 30 minutes before...

Yuji considers himself to have an exceptional eye and taste for women.

And 30 minutes ago, when he fell on his butt on the rough, hard asphalt in the jammed Shibuya crossing after accidentally getting shoved by the crowd, and encountered a kind, vivacious older woman—you, who extended a hand to help him up, he was even more convinced of that.

“Are you alright, Itadori-kun?” your soft voice entered his ears, catching him off-guard, and Yuji was certain of two things then.

One, that you were just like a literal angel descended from skies above, all dolled up and pretty with your flowy sundress.

“Ah, uh—” he stammered, eyes darting everywhere and anywhere at once as his palm started sweating after clasping your hand. “I-I am…”

And two, for the life of him, he had no idea who you were.

But it registered late in his mind to ask as he was busy controlling his ragged breathing and instant crush, and before Yuji knew it, you graced him with another kind smile and went on your way.

And did he feel so miserable afterwards.

. . .

“She’s sooo hella pretty, Fushiguro! And she knows me! Me!”

Megumi sighed, eyeing his friend in disgust. Truthfully, all he wanted was to return to the dorms and collapse onto his bed, and not listen to his friend’s incoherent ramblings.

"You sure you weren't imagining things?" Nobara questioned with slight irritation. "After you embarrassed us in front of Gojo-sensei's wife a while back, please think more before you act."

"I'm not, I swear! She said my name!"

"Itadori, can you please just not?" Megumi grumbled, having enough of this ruckus. "I want to walk back in peace."

And so tucking away his pout, Yuji walked in silence just as his best friend asked, and he was really going to leave it at that when suddenly he caught the sight of a familiar pristine coat and the sundress from earlier. “Oh?”

"Isn't that Nanami-san?" Nobara also spotted him, her eyes widening when she saw you, who was happily beaming as well as Nanami's light chuckle. "And wait, who is—?"

"That's her!" Yuji burst out, pointing decisively in your direction. "That's who I was talking about!"

Oh, no. Megumi dreaded it already. He could already see the utter catastrophe—

"I'm going after them!"

"Wait, Itadori! Me too!"

Too late. Before he could stop them, Nobara and Yuji had followed the pair. Reluctantly, Megumi trailed behind them too, albeit wearing a vexed scowl. Yet despite his misgivings, he couldn't deny that the things he saw over the next 30 minutes were genuinely unexpected.

Nanami consistently led you to a quieter spot away from the bustling crowd, his hand holding yours firmly. He would occasionally throw you a smile, or when you didn’t hold hands, then he’d wrap an arm around your waist. And to the trio's bewilderment, they also saw him tenderly brushing his lips against your head while on the escalator.

Soft and gentle. It was a side of Nanami Kento they had never witnessed—either with anyone else or even himself.

The two of you ventured through home appliances, visited food stalls, and eventually... the ‘Mom and Baby’ section.

"Do you want to rest for a bit?" Nanami's voice held a touch of concern as his hand settled on the small of your back, and seeing that, Nobara positively swooned.

"Oh, no, I'm fine," you responded with a reassuring smile. "Let's head over there. I'd like to see that next!"

Watching you and Nanami meticulously going through strollers and cribs like a pair of would-be parents was apparently too mind-blowing for Yuji and Nobara, leading to the decision to call Gojo right then and there. And, as they say, the rest was history.

"Last I heard, Nanami wasn't married," Gojo answered resolutely. "If he is, then it's the ultimate betrayal because he never told me!"

"But we see him with a woman! At mother and baby care section!"

Gojo hummed in thoughtful manner. "Okay, students. Now I'm tasking you to see this to the very end! Keep me on the line!"

With that, Operation: Uncover Nanami's Wife was officially underway, and frankly, the way the three of them were clumsily tailing the 7:3 sorcerer made Megumi want to facepalm. How was it that Nanami hadn't noticed their rather conspicuous attempts at all?

Now you were fawning over baby clothes, cutely trying not to squeal as you picked a little blue and yellow overalls. "Kento! Kento! Look, how cute!"

And all of them were floored once again when the expression on his face softened, as a warm smile adorned his lips. "Yeah, they are."

"Is she pregnant? She doesn't look it..." Nobara remarked, squinting and frowning, still watching the two of you like a hawk.

"Or maybe they're shopping for someone else?" Megumi suggested, earning teasing grins from Yuji and Nobara, to which he quickly rolled his eyes, as they chorused, "Looks like you're curious too!"

After a while, you moved from the clothes to sections stocked with mother's necessities. Yuji leaned against one of the racks, pressing his ear against it, with Nobara and Megumi crowding behind him, attempting to catch a snippet of your conversation with Nanami.

"I think we should get some heat packs and these pillows—"

"Oh, Kento! You're such a worrywart, I still won't need them for a few more months—"

"Wait, what?" Yuji whipped his head around in surprise, causing Nobara, who was leaning on him, to stumble and inadvertently collide with the racks.

"Eh? Huh!?"

Unfortunately, the racks weren't sturdy enough, and the force caused them to sway dangerously. Nobara, sensing her imminent fall, instinctively grabbed Yuji's arm to steady herself. However, he got tugged instead and their combined weight exacerbated the situation, leading to the racks quickly toppling over and a deafening commotion ensued—

Crash!

"Careful!" Nanami immediately pulled you behind him, a protective arm around your shoulder, sensing your shock from the sudden crash. He was on high alert, expecting some sort of attack of cursed spirits, but instead, he was met with the most astounding sight of the bickering culprits amidst the fallen racks.

"Kugisaki! What are you doing!"

"You dumbass! Why didn't you stop me from falling?!"

"Itadori-kun...?" Nanami called out in utter disbelief, his mind couldn't fathom as to why the first years were here. However, his attention quickly shifted to Megumi, who was seething and sending his friends a glare so hard it could drill a hole into them.

Then, the boy swiftly fixed himself into a low bow in front of him, ashamed, disregarding Yuji and Nobara's groans altogether. "Nanami-san, I'm very, very sorry on their behalf."

"What are the three of you doing here?" he inquired, and poor Megumi seemed at a loss, huffing as he nervously rubbed the back of his neck, unsure of where to even start.

Meanwhile you were full of worry for the fallen kids. "Oh my gosh, are you alright?"

For the second time today, you tried to help Yuji to stand on his feet, and this time, he really had a good look over you.

It wasn't exactly noticeable due to how loose your dress was, but now he could see that under it, your belly was slightly rounded—an unmistakable baby bump.

Amidst his shock and pain, Yuji couldn't bring himself to take your hand as he inadvertently let this slip, "N-Nanamin! You knocked her up!"

Nanami blinked. You gaped. Megumi and Nobara went pale in sheer horror, ready to murder their friend on the spot for his extreme height of rudeness.

“Itadori-kun,” Nanami cleared his throat then, and if he was offended, then he chose not to show it. “First of all, I’m sorry for not introducing you sooner. This is Y/N, my wife, and yes,” his tone hardened slightly, “She’s carrying our first child.”

“S-so you are married!”

“Yes, that was what I—”

“What the hell?! NANAMIIII!”

Oh, the freaking phone. After his fall, Yuji’s phone ended up on the floor, and of course, Gojo did hear all of the entire madness, evident from how his voice blared from the phone.

Nanami frowned, unwittingly reaching out towards the phone. “Who—?”

“NA-NA-MI!" Gojo screeched in righteous exasperation, and the former immediately pulled away from the phone with a cringe. “How could you?! I invited you to my wedding! Are you a hermit or something—how could not tell anyone!? Didn’t you say I can officiate—”

“I said no such thing. Please refrain from saying outrageous things, it’s both annoying and misleading,” Nanami stressed, growing more irritated by the mere sound of Gojo's whining voice and feeling his patience waning rapidly.

"Aren't we friends?! How—!"

"Should I find you instigate one more of this... shenanigans with the kids, I won't hesitate to report you to Yaga and your wife," he interjected then with clear irritation, and right that second, Gojo shut himself up.

Yuji, Nobara and Megumi couldn't help drawing that one conclusion in wonder: So, that's what Gojo-sensei is afraid of.

Nanami swiftly ended the call with a flick of his finger, returning the phone to the still mystified Yuji. Turning back to the trio, Nanami's irritation simmered as he glanced at the mess of broken goods on the floor, as well as noticing the approaching clerks.

"You three..." Nanami started, his voice rising slightly, unfaltering even as the three of them flinched. "Do you realize what you've done? Are you so idle that you can ditch your assignments?"

"Kento, don't be too harsh," you rebuked, placing a hand on his arm with a frown on your face. Nanami sighed, looking over the situation once again. It was a whole rack of baby necessities destroyed; plates, glasses, and whatnot scattered across the floor.

Nobara bit her lip in anxiety. “Oh my god, who's going to pay for all this damage?” She could already imagine the staggering amount this mess would cost. This is worth millions, anyone can go bankrupt.

There was only one person who can and will. Immediately, both Nanami and Megumi turned to her with a shared resolve.

"Gojo," Megumi blurted.

"He will be charged for everything," Nanami added with spite.

Epilogue

"You just love those kids, don't you, Kento?"

That night, when both of you were ready for sleep, Nanami had one hand caressing your still growing belly, and you teased him with a chuckle.

"Huh?" your husband looked at you in mild confusion as he stopped stroking you. "What do you mean?"

You giggled again. "You said to put it on Gojo's name, but in the end, you were the one who covered the damages first."

Nanami huffed lightly. "That's because I can't get the kids in trouble. But mark my words, I'll make sure Gojo pays up later, by force if I need to." He made a face when he remembered just what a massive bill it was. "That's too much money to be spent carelessly. We have our child and our future to consider."

"You're always like that," you sighed fondly, taking his hand and placing it back to the swell of your belly. "Always on the first line of defense for the students." Your smile widened. "It makes me think... just how lucky our kid will be with you as their father."

"On the contrary, I'm counting my blessings that they'll have someone as soft as you for their mother," your husband retorted with a smile, kissing your temple. And your heart melted into a puddle by his affectionate gesture.

"That's too sweet... ah, yeah," suddenly, you were reminded of a critical thing. “Kento, have you ever considered telling everyone else that we're married? At least to people at school?”

Nanami always wanted privacy for safety reasons most of the time, and you understood that, but seeing that Gojo and the first years knew already, you thought it might be the best time to let everyone know.

"I honestly don’t see the need to, why?"

"People like Gojo are confused—"

Your husband rolled his eyes then. "Don’t worry, dear. People like Gojo exist to spread the word so we don't have to."

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