#sorry i love car

[musclegoth]

always feel awkward when i dont get to actually say hi to someone else driving my car. like no, i didnt greet u properly.... my brother in arms........... kiss me on the mouth

#dude today had a super clean one #white n red #and the muffler sound...mmmmmahahaha 🥵 #sorry i love car #not as clean as the lime green guy who i sTILL HAVENT RUN INTO while im drivin #one fucking day #fate will pair us #literlaly somewhere down the street from me #why is my luck so bad #it's bc once i finally meet them the mystery will be over

[percki]

‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

#this post is a joke. i love zuko i would hit him with my car and then cradle his head like a dying baby deer #atla #zuko’s literally just a wet cat sorry. he’s not good at making decisions #this is a criticism of the ‘zuko can do no wrong’ ppl but ALSO a criticism of the ‘zuko is inherently bad and can never change’ ppl #two criticisms for the price of one post hehe #avatar the last airbender #prince zuko #zuko #talk tag

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!! #did you have a lot of snow on christmas! #we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c: #do you have any plans for the new year? #i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ ) #maybe I'll finally finish that website! #new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :) #who knows what this year will bring! #I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!! #I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ #I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

[anxioussailorsoldier]

town baby daddy. he's basically working for the gerudo health department

#loz #link #leeroy #comic #linksona #makes sense for the gerudo who can't/won't leave town but still want kids or sex with a voe right? #leeroy loves the 'voe and me' classes #sorry im obsessed with this himbo #are there bicycles in hyrule? i suppose there are unicorn bikes and cars now so im gonna say yes #he still has that korok in his hair hence the sparkles #he's been given a sapphire circlet for heat protection #those ladies take care of him as much as he takes care of them #i know link doesn't need the vai outfit anymore in totk but how can I NOT draw it

[civetcider]

Traver's new car (she/her)

and robert their deer neighbor (he/him) he's just some guy with a wife and 2 kids who was kinda homophobic but than his son came out as gay and now he still sometimes says kinda off stuff about it but everybody lets it slide since at least he's trying, extra bit under the cut

#anthro #furry #safe fur work #butch ocs #comic #homophobia mention #oakley and traver #oakley and traver comic without oakley in it what has the world come too #i love drawing my lesbians yippeee #i have another comic idea for their other neighbor that will be funny hopefully #also the first panel the car is facing one side and than the next panel it's turned around and i only noticed while i was coloring so #i was too lazy to fix it sorry haha teehee #civetworks

[whollyjoly]

i was viscerally reminded of backwards ball cap!buck in jinx (4x06) and this demanded to be made

#i made this in like two minutes so now you all have to see it too #i love him your honor #AND GUESS WHAT!!! THIS IS CANON!!!!! #BI BUCK IS CANON!!!!! #still not over it actually #bi buck #evan buckley #911 abc #911 on abc #clown car support squad #y'all really enable my insanity and this is the outcome #idk whether to say thank you or your welcome or im sorry #em's memes #guess i gotta add this to the masterlist #sigh #mine

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'm gonna pump so much of my light into your asshole, it'll feel like I flashbanged your intestines.

Audio Source

#HEADPHONES ON PEOPLE #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #It's Sunday 😇 here is a post to bring you love ♥ and joy 😊 #FIRE IN THE HOLE #PUTTING THE BANG IN FLASHBANG #silly gabriel! humans aren't like cars you don't pump the fuel into them like that! it has to go in their mouth. hes so funny~ #is this flirting or a threat? yes. #you know that one meme with the milk explosion and that one imagine dragons song #just picture that #some of you want this #and this should scare the others #im sorry #the tags are like a dark alleyway. you shouldnt be here #(I am forcibly dragged off stage before I can continue) #suggestive

[larabar]

the i-forgot-an-important-thing dread we've all been there

#where would i be eithout my handy dandy notebook (to do list widget) #if i dont write something down its GONE reduced to atoms #so anyway. most adhd moment for sonic. to me #sth #doodles #tmosth #sorry its like im playing the game for the first time again i love all these little interactions #yes im still in the dining car yes i wanna finish it tonight

[scintillyyy]

i am once again banishing the idea that bruce was never affectionate with tim/was mean to him/was a cold, distant mentor to him. begone.

#does the cheek squeeze and 'natch' mean nothing to you people #does bruce teasing tim about not understanding a joke about girls mean nothing!! #does bruce making tim a tuna fish sandwich not count!! #what about bruce lovingly watching dick & tim goof around at his work #or bruce building a special car just for tim #or calling tim his best friend #or sneaking into his room in the middle of the night to tell him about a case #or the time they almost drowned in legacy and bruce got the strength to save them bc tim was sad #one day...i will put pen to paper on the bruce & tim training era fic in my head....at least outline it or something.... #sorry that piggy back seems to the metric of love and yet. it's not.

[pookiepiastri]

James Vowles when Alex Albon inevitably crashes Sargent’s car in Turn 6 too

#like… he has consistently crashed out at that corner why give him another car to fuck up 😭 #not to defend Sargent but my guy hasn’t crashed around this circuit ONCE unlike Alex’s like 3 times at this point #Sargent is a better driver around this track idc idc #and when Alex crashes this car too… #sorry this is so fucked let Logan drive #I’m a Logan defender #I want to scream poor Logan #I just feel… like this won’t end well 💀 #I love Alex this is not Alex hate necessarily 💀 #whatever #James Vowles tho #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1blr #charles leclerc #f1 red bull #max verstappen #red bull racing #lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #alex albon #james vowles #logan sargeant #aa23 #ls2 #williams f1 #australia gp 2024 #f1 memes

[oobbbear]

@naffeclipse Hi Naff thank you for creating this character

#my art #sleuth jesters #cw gun #cw blood #sorry for tagging you in a shitpost(again) #he’s an amazing villain #which means I can love him but that doesn’t stop me from running him over with a car #I’m rereading sleuth jesters bc of blood stained fool

[moeblob]

Me, too, Blade. Me. Too.

(I am taking donations to buy a gigantic $250 stuffed cheeseburger. It's giant. I want it. I will never obtain it. I saw it in a shop window and..... wow. Big.)

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #kafka #you guys this thing was fucking huge but i cant spend 250 on it lmao #also the way to tell i love characters or a game a lot is by if i draw them being stupid #i love blade so much hes so funny and suffering.... #do not actually give me money to buy a giant burger #i walk around and its so big and i am so small #i would have to actually drive my car just to put a giant stuffed burger in it #there is absolutely no way i can even hold this thing on the way home #i have in fact told my sister this very sadly before i found out the price this morning #i was lamenting last night over giant borger in window........ i want it....... #then i saw the price and was like WELP guess not lol #ill post art for a different fandom later hopefully but this was super important to me to draw #specifically with these characters #worst case scenario i fail my own self inflicted october challenge of a different series each day #but hsr gets two days worst case scenario which isnt bad #im so sorry to anyone who wants to look at mr blade in serious situations i am incapable of serious

[bubble-dream-inc]

Cod men + what cars they drive

⤷ feat. The 141 + König

a/n: this is v self indulgent and the sources are the voices in my head thanks

CAPT. JOHN PRICE → 1970 Ford Mustang

☆ I can see Price being all about classics and old cars, so it makes sense that he would have a Mustang.

☆ However, if we had to think more british, alternatively i could see him with a Ford Capri, the british equivalent of the Mustangs.

L.T. SIMON "GHOST" RILEY → 2021 Jeep Wrangler

☆ Ghost couldn't care less about what he drives. He doesn't care for car brands, looks, and, let's be honest, my man's a terrible driver.

☆ With that in mind, he decided it would be better to have a sturdy car, for harsh terrains, and something more familiar to what he is used to driving in missions.

SGT. JOHN "SOAP" MACTAVISH → 2017 Honda Civic

☆ I can't justify this one. It's just the vibes. ☆ It might be a basic car, but it's reliable and looks cool, so i think that would be his reasoning. Gaz would laugh at him for it though.

SGT. KYLE "GAZ" GARRICK → Audi A8

☆ Kyle is the youngest of all of them, and we can assume he gets one fat paycheck by being in one of the most elite taskforces in the world. Plus, he's rarely home, so he's got to make his rare driving worth it.

☆ So it's plausible he would blow a big part of his payment on an expensive car, but that's ok because he would look incredibly hot while doing so.

KÖNIG → 2013 Honda Pilot

☆ Listen. It wasn't his first choice. König hates being noticed, so, logically, he doesn't like big cars at all.

☆ However, he was forced to get this one since it was one of the very few cars that he could fit inside comfortably, considering how absurdly tall he is, so he just accepted it and grew fond of it.

#this is so much fun i love giving my fav chars my fav cars #price driving a muscle car is v sexy and v self indulgent of me i am sorry #capy.writes #cod #cod mwii #cod modern warfare #cod mw22 #cod mw2 #call of duty mwii #call of duty mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #john price #captain john price #simon riley #simon ghost riley #john mactavish #john soap mactavish #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #könig #cod könig #konig #cod soap #cod ghost #cod gaz #god price

[fuwaprince]

👉👈 Hi friends! I have a long, serious post made just for you(!) that isn't full of spoilers, smut or mooning lawn gnomes. Please read if you can, this is a 💥 mutual aid request 💥

It has been a horribly painful and long while as most people following/keeping up with me know. and in a few days I'm going to be down $1500, which is basically all my fucking $

I can't afford Christmas for anybody, which sucks and I'm very sorry. I can't even take care of myself and haven't been, which also sucks and I'm very sorry

Landlords spontaneously raised rent on me more than halfway through this month as punishment for not getting to my house chores and not communicating, to be totally honest with you. I feel ashamed and awful about it but I didn't want to clean the place while multiple ppl living here had tested positive for COVID and kept walking around unmasked... I am not fully vaxxed because I've been too depressed to get any kind of necessary medical care done and I didn't want to catch COVID in the middle of my finals week for the semester. I woke up to being angrily and rudely bitched at first thing after the last of my finals (I passed at least). It wasn't a humanizing text. Fuck the mistreatment though. Rent is now almost doubled and it won't be lowered

There was no room for negotiation and I truly believe they've resorted to pricing me out of living here because the group of renters psychologically tormenting me wasn't effective (actually- putting a picture of my rapist on the fridge rly was super effective in getting me to isolate myself in my room all day and so was outing me as trans to the transphobic ass neighbors.... But I didn't and still don't have any place better to move out to, like the way they were hoping I would. Yes, I have looked and BEGGED btw)

I want out of here NOW, but I can't leave. I tried and had to come back because it was the best option. I can't afford to stay in a motel/hotel/BnB just to get away from them for a day or two during Christmas. I don't have any friends who I can spend the holiday with either. During the semester, I resorted to convincing classmates with keys to locked buildings to let me crash in them while they worked at night and I would leave before anybody showed up. Now that school is out, I can't do that. I don't have any family I can reach out to for support or friends who I can depend on for immediate help. I have been crying day in and day out for weeks. I have records of it posted throughout my blog. Literally crying for days on end. I'm being so fucking transparent

All that lump of text is to explain to whoever is out there, who might be listening and willing and able, to please consider helping me, if and ONLY IF able. I know times are tough and if you'd rather use your $ for other reasons or just don't have any to spare, don't sweat it and take care! 🫂

I've thought about what I could do for a long time and have helped myself how I can. It isn't enough. I've applied for so much assistance. Been approved and been sabotaged by my inhumane mom (who does not love me) via stealing my legal documents and letters and hiding them for months. My mind jumps to grim places but I'm clinging for dear life to whatever hope I have left that says things will get better. I wish I knew somebody with a business that I could work for. Part of me feels so fucking terrible for asking for help because I feel like a waste of all your resources. I feel like I shouldn't ask, like I really do not fucking deserve help, but there are friends online who care, who I know mentioned being interested in helping in whatever ways they can

So to the people who care to seriously me, I'm ready to accept it: please send me nice words to get through this and feel less alone. It feels pathetic to ask but I would love a nice letter. A nice card even. Kind words of any kind would go a long way. It means more to me than food. I have felt so broken and every day feels like a test to figure out how badly I actually want to live

I'm also leaving my cash app and paypal here in case anybody would like to do more than what I'm comfortable asking but probably very likely will inevitably need very very soon. I will be left with fucking nothing and I will have no idea what to do once rent is paid

Thank you to those of you who have sent love, offered to listen and heard me out. I really wish it wasn't so hard to survive. I'm trying to feel better knowing there are people out there who are also without help and hoping the best, but it doesn't make me feel any better or comforted tbh. I just wish the help was there for us. I wish there was a place to go for spare love, care, compassion, empathy, kindness, humanity, generosity... I need that more than I need $. Call me stupid but that's what I live for. I don't live for paying to survive in terrible conditions. I live for love and to smile with friends

I hope to write back to the friends who have already been so kind as to message me soon btw. I'm sorry for not replying sooner. Your overwhelming support is sincerely sweet and sometimes I cry because I can't believe people are so nice (to me???). It'll give me something to do that doesn't make me feel like dying! :') so thank you thank you thank you *fist bump*

Hope you're all doing as well as you can and that somehow things get better. Hope anybody else struggling like me doesn't make the mistake of isolating like a sick and dying animal. You deserve love. You deserve support. Don't be like me. Have the courage to reach out to the people who care about you for help as early on into your emergency as possible. Don't let your situation snowball because you spend so long trying to figure out if you're worth it!!! This Random Tumblr user is here to tell you that YOU ARE. Sending my infinite everlasting unconditional love. Be nice to yourselves. Be nice to each other. Fuck the hateful assholes who wish I would just kill myself already. Tell your friends you love them. Happy Holidays!!!

And here's a single picture of a mooning lawn gnome at the very end, as a treat! I told you this post wasn't full of it.... It just ended with it 👉👉

#i decided i rather write a help post rather than a suicide note or my own obituary #sorry to ask for your attention AGAIN #mutual aid #important #help #i'm very sorry #mutuals can all kick my ass once for not abandoning me during these times #i wish i had a $ goal but i do not as of now #I'm taking it a day at a time #doing my very best and trying so damn fucking hard.. please help #i rly would just like to escape and have my own tiny place one day.... some place i can live and love happily in #i was on the steets earlier this year and living out of my ex's car. i do not want to go back to that out of desperation #i have been through so much just trying to survive in place where i don't feel like i belong or welcomes me #i need help #babbling

[mysicklove]

i love it when men r muscular and sweating and panting and when they wear tight shirts that show off their chests and sweaty and dirty and *gunshots*

i also like catboys and twinks tho too don’t worry guys :3

#🔪 - mello talks too much #my older brothers old best friend #IS SO FUCKING HOT #NOW #OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDSSSDDDE #HE IS 6’6 AND FUCKING JACKED #LIKE COULD CRUSH ME #he posted this pic on instagram where he was all sweaty after a basketball game and i literally crumbled to the floor #i love men i love men i love men #I ALSO LOVE BLUE COLLAR MEN #YESSSD FHHWDHDHUWW #FIX MY CAR IN THAT WIFEBEATER I AM ON MY KNEEEESSSSSSSS #ok i’m done being feral #i have been boy crazy since day 1 i’m sorry

[kausparty]

started playing the sam and max games and knew what i had to do immediately

#I LOVE THESE LITTLE GUYS max is my favorite ofc. me when entp character #lupin the third #sam and max #sam & max #Do those both go to the same place #sorry for being american stereotype i LOVE to draw car and gun #also ignore how everything i post is white void background. im only human #my art