#source: hardstop lucas

[thetopichot]

Lucien, walking out from Angel's bathroom: Hey, have you seen the plunger?

(Angel tired asf but only sees a red blurred figure.)

Angel, ready to fight at 2 in the morning: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

Lucien: I LIVE HERE!

Angel: NO YOU DON'T!

Lucien: YES I DO!

Angel: NO THE HELL YOU DON'T!

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice lucien #lucien yuurivoice #big red yuurivoice #yuurivoice big red #big red #yuurivoice incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #this was literally my reaction to meeting bigs for the first time actually 😭😭 #source: vine #source: hardstop lucas

[strawberryvanillablast]

*Phone rings*

Giorno, picking up phone: Hello?

Vinegar Doppio, calling through a calculator: Who the heck is this?!

Giorno: You called me. Who is this?

Vinegar Doppio: No, I didn't! I called Boss!

Giorno: I'm not Boss.

Vinegar Doppio: I know! So give him back his phone!

Giorno: Wait...

Giorno: Did you say Boss-

Vinegar Doppio: *slams calculator down*

Giorno:

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba pt 5 #jojo pt 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #vinegar doppio #diavolo mentioned #source: hardstop lucas

[bumpsyp1ains]

rouge, gasping: there’s a spider!

knuckles: so? what do you want me to do?

rouge: KILL IT

knuckles: you saw it first, YOU kill it!

rouge: you’re the man!

knuckles, wearing a wig: since when???

#sonic the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #rouge the bat #knuxouge #incorrect quotes #source: hardstop lucas

[bitbc-incorrect-quotes-archive]

Raspberry Tart: There's a spider!

Bread Pudding: What do you want me to do?!

Raspberry Tart: Kill it!

Bread Pudding: You saw it first! You kill it!

Raspberry Tart: You're the man!

Bread Pudding: (suddenly dressed femininely) Since when?

Raspberry Tart:

#strawberry shortcake berry in the big city #strawberry shortcake #berry in the big city #bitbc #incorrect quotes #source: hardstop lucas #source: vine #Bread Pudding #Raspberry Tart #admin post

[bluedrawsanddreams]

S/I: (sighs as they work on homework) Familial F/O: (walks in) What's the problem? S/I: Math problem Familial F/O: Oh, I can help. Let me see it. S/I: (hands homework over to (Familial F/O) Familial F/O: Alright, here's an easy one. What's six times three? S/I: (shrugs) Familial F/O: Six times three? S/I: I don't know Familial F/O: Six times three?! S/I: I don't Familial F/O: Six times three! S/I: I don't the shit know! Familial F/O: Six times three!! S/I: I don't know! What is it?! Familial F/O: What is it-- Familial F/O: ... Familial F/O: Get (Parental F/O). S/I: Why? Familial F/O: (Parental F/O)! Parental F/O: (comes in) What's the problem? Familial F/O: Homework! (hands homework to Parental F/O) Parental F/O: What's six times three? S/I: I don't know! Parental F/O: Six times three?! S/I: I don't know! Parental F/O: What's six plus six? S/I: Twelve Parental F/O: Now add six! S/I: I don't know! What is it?! Parental F/O: What is it-- Parental F/O: ... Parental F/O: Get (Platonic F/O). S/I: Who? Parental F/O: (Platonic F/O)! Platonic F/O: (barges in) Boom! What?! Parental F/O: Homework. (hands homework to Platonic F/O) Platonic F/O: (S/I), we went over this! What's six times three?! S/I: I don't know! Platonic F/O: Look, if (Sibling F/O) has six times three amounts of dish soap, how much dish soap would they have?! S/I: I don't know! How much?! Platonic F/O: How much-- Platonic F/O: ... Platonic F/O: (turns around and spots Sibling F/O with dozens of dish soap) Platonic F/O: (counts to himself) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

#i had to im sorry i had to #source: hardstop lucas #source: vine #f/o #f/o imagine #imagine your f/o #f/o community #fictional other #f/o prompt #f/o imagines #f/o x s/i #parental f/o #familial f/o #platonic f/o #self insert #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community #s/i #self ship imagine #self ship prompt #self insert community #blue imagines

[kcuf-ad]

What's 6 x 3?

Team 7, also known as Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha, were currently in Naruto’s apartment, doing their homework given by their captain, Kakashi Hatake. For Sasuke and Sakura this was a no brainer, but for Naruto, it was the hardest thing in his life.

Sakura stood up from her seat to see what was in Naruto’s fridge, what she was hungry. She opened the door and saw some cups of ramen and spoiled milk. “What in the world is the 3rd Hokage giving him? This is basically child neglect!”

She closed the door, not wanting to get whatever disease was in Naruto’s fridge. She looked over towards Naruto, who was trying his very best to finish this demon. She wanted to be a good friend so she wanted to help him, “What’s the problem, Naruto?” 

“Math problem, Sakura.” said Naruto as he looked over to Sasuke, who was busy eating one of his 19 tomatoes. 

Sakura shook her head, “Classic, Naruto.” “Oh I can help you, let me see.” she said as she grabbed his homework. She looked at the first question and smiled, “Okay this is an easy one, what’s 6 times 3?” Naruto shrugged his shoulders, “6 times 3!”

“I don’t know.” said Naruto as Inner Sakura almost got full control of regular Sakura. 

“ 6 times 3!” yelled Sakura. 

“I don’t -”

“6 times 3!” Sakura was this close to smacking Naruto across the face.

“I legit don’t know!” yelled Naruto as Sasuke ignored them both. 

“ 6 3!” yelled Sakura. 

“I don’t know, what is it?!” asked Naruto. 

“What is it?!” yelled Sakura as she thought about the answer, but it was a blank, she doesn’t know! “Get your dad!”

Naruto was taken aback, Sakura didn't know the answer, “Why?”

“Iruka sensei!” yelled Sakura as then Iruka Umino opened the door of Naruto’s apartment. 

“What’s the problem?” asked Iruka as he looked over his three former students. 

“Homework!” Sakura threw Naruto’s homework at Iruka, to which he caught it. 

“Oh, what's 6 times 3?” asked Iruka as he looked at his totally not adopted son, Naruto. 

“I don’t know.” said Naruto. 

“What’s 6 times 3!?” yelled Iruka as he threw signs of both 6 and 3. 

“I don’t know!” Naruto was confused on why no one knows the answer and why Sasuke hasn’t said a word. 

“What’s 6 times 2?” asked Iruka, in hopes of Naruto actually knowing the answer. 

“Oh, 12.” Naruto knows a math problem! Amazing!

“Now add 6!” yelled Iruka.

“I don’t know! What is it?!” Naruto just wanted to help, now he is being berated by his crush and dad. 

“What is it?!” Iruka thought about the answer, but his eyes widened and he didn't know the answer, “Get your new teacher!”

“Wh-what?” First Sakura, then Iruka and now Kakashi. Also, Sasuke at least try to help. 

“Kakashi!” yelled Iruka as Kakashi appeared on Naruto’s windows, a Make Out Paradise book in his hands. 

“Boom! What?!” yelled Kakashi, still reading his book. 

“Homework!” Iruka threw Naruto’s homework at Kakashi, to which he caught it. 

Kakashi put his book down, “I taught you this! What’s 6 times 3!?” He looked at Naruto. 

“I don’t know!” Naruto was this close to crying, why were they like this to him?

“Look, if Sasuke had 6 times 3 amount of tomatoes, how many tomatoes would he have?!” asked Kakashi. 

“How much?!” asked Naruto.

“How much?!” Kakashi, Iruka and Sakura turned around towards Sasuke, who was still doing his homework, while eating a 6 x 3 amount of tomatoes. Kakashi started counting,” 1, 2, 3…”

#team 7 #naruto #naruto uzamaki #one sided narusaku #one sided attraction #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #dad iruka #iruka umino #hatake kakashi #source: hardstop lucas

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Zhanna: **takes Miss Pauling’s glasses**. Miss Pauling: What are you doing!? Zhanna: I’m trying to find out if you can see without your glasses. Miss Pauling: OBVIOUSLY! I’m looking right at you. Zhanna: No you’re not? Miss Pauling: I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

Zhanna: **takes Miss Pauling’s glasses**.

Miss Pauling: What are you doing!?

Zhanna: I’m trying to find out if you can see without your glasses.

Miss Pauling: OBVIOUSLY! I’m looking right at you.

Zhanna: No you’re not?

Miss Pauling: I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

#tf2 #tf2 pauling #tf2 zhanna #miss pauling #zhanna #incorrect tf2 quotes #same miss pauling same #source: hardstop lucas

[incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes]

Ayla: *takes Lucca’s glasses*

Lucca: What are you doing!?

Ayla: Ayla trying to see if Lucca can see without glasses.

Lucca: OBVIOUSLY! I’m looking right at you!

Ayla: No you not.

Lucca (turning round to face Ayla): I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

(Source: hardstop Lucas)

#incorrect chrono trigger quotes #incorrect quotes #chrono trigger #crono #chronotrigger #lucca #marle #magus #request by: anonymous #glenn #ayla #source: hardstop lucas

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Maxie: What’re you doing?!

Colress, taking Maxie’s glasses off: I’m tying to tell if you can see without your glasses!

Maxie: Well, obviously, I’m looking right at you!

Colress: No, you’re not.

Maxie, not even facing Colress’ direction:

Maxie: I’M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES --

#Source: Hardstop Lucas #Pokemon #Pokemon Villains #Incorrect Quotes #Rainbow Rocket #Team Rainbow Rocket #Magma Leader Maxie #Maxie #Colress #(Colress you JERK)

[penforthewin]

Colin: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EVERYTIME I COME IN THIS HOUSE THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE! HAVE YOU HEARD OF GROCERY SHOPPING-

Bigby: STOP COMING IN MY GODDAMN HOUSE!

#i need to make a video of this but im too lazy #the wolf among us #bigby wolf #colin #incorrect quotes #twau #source: hardstop lucas #time to lose followers #meme #fables #telltale games #cant wait for season 2

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Dante: How much milk do you want in your Cheerios?

Vergil: I could’ve fixed cereal!

Dante: But you didn’t!?

Vergil: You said you were making dinner!

Dante: This is dinner! Now how much milk-

[At the grocery store]

Vergil: Oh, I forgot the eggs *leaves*

Dante: Wait Verg no!

Clerk: Next in line!

Dante: My brother jus-

Clerk: I said next in line!

Dante: I can’t pay for this!

#Source: hardstop Lucas #not twincest! don't tag it as such #devil may cry #devil may cry v #sparda twins #dante sparda #vergil sparda #devil may cry incorrect quotes

[strawberryvanillablast]

Abbacchio: Okay. So the plan is- *trips and falls to the ground*

Mista, Fugo, Narancia: *laughing*

Giorno: *mildly concerned*

Abbacchio: *glares at Giorno* Brat, you found something funny?!

Giorno:

Giorno: I'm the only one not laughing!

@darkslayers-bride

@mrsgiovanna

@briagiovanna

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba pt 5 #jojo pt 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #leone abbacchio #guido mista #narancia ghirga #pannacotta fugo #source: hardstop lucas

[bumpsyp1ains]

surge, trying to fight someone and being held back by kit: YOU’RE LUCKY HE’S HOLDING ME BACK! LET ME GO. LET ME GET HI-

*kit lets go, and surge stumbles forward*

surge:

kit: what?

surge: now why would you let me go?

kit: you told me to

surge: YOU DON’T LET ME GO

kit: but you sai-

surge: I SAID DON’T LET ME GO

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic idw #idw sonic #surge the tenrec #kit the fennec #incorrect quotes #source: hardstop lucas

[gamerkuddles]

Jonathan: "Robert has 19 cans of paint and gives-"

Loki: "Wait, why does Robert have so many paint cans?

Robert, surrounded by paint cans: "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, LOKI!!!"

#jonathan pine #robert laing #mcu loki #incorrect quotes #tom hiddleston characters #source: hardstop lucas

[atlaravianlegends]

Roger: Mello has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Matt-

Near: Wait, why does Mello have so many soaps?

Mello: MIND YO’ BUSINESS, PIPSQUEEK!

#source: HARDSTOP LUCAS #Real Life Math Problems #incorrect quotes #death note incorrect quotes #incorrect death note quotes #mello #near #roger #mihael keehl #nate river #roger ruvie #matt #mail jeevas #funny #meme #vine

[incorrectdkcquotes]

Wrinkly: Kudgel has 19 bottles of dish soap. If---

Kritter: Wait, why does he have so many soaps?

Kudgel, in a fort built of soap bottles: MIND YO BUSINESS, KRITTER!

#wrinkly kong #kudgel #kritter #kremling krew #incorrect dkc quotes #source: vine #source: hardstop lucas #mod: ive been thinking about this one a lot lately #kong kollege on crocodile isle really do be like