#spank bank material

[cuckqueanmeat]

My college friend D (true story)

I was going to college 3-4 years ago, my boyfriend at the time really liked one of the girls in my class. I'll call her D. She was tall, skinny and blonde. Naturally beautiful face, ditzy and airheaded. She had the kind of body that had even me watching her as she walked by.

To the other girls in my class, D came off a little annoying and loud, but I found her endearing and I saw she needed a friend, so I began talking to her. I really did want to befriend her but I can't lie, I found her very attractive and would stare at her when she wasn't looking. It also aroused me that my boyfriend found her extremely attractive.

There was one time we had a two hour break in between our classes. When it was time to go to the next class, we were waiting outside the classroom door when she walked up. She had changed into gym clothes, the tiniest crop top and the smallest shorts. They were so short the lower half of her ass cheeks were hanging out, I couldn't stop staring. The other girls in my class were criticizing her as she walked by us to the bathroom to change back into her uniform (our class required uniforms), I pulled out my phone so fast and started texting my boyfriend. I had the biggest crush on her.

We would invite her out to eat or go to bars with us in groups. One time, D got so drunk and was tipsily spinning around on a pole in the club we were in. My boyfriend was breaking his neck staring, I found it so hot as I watched him watch her. Me and him both thought she was so pretty, the way her body moved was mesmorizing. Her boobs weren't big, but she was in shape and her body was so slender. Her ass was tight. She ended up getting kicked out of the club, we hadn't been in the club more than 10 minutes. She was obviously drunk and also going through a breakup at the time so we as a group all made sure she got home safely, we drove her home and watched her walk into her home.

There was another time where one of our friends was having a girls only party. D had attended, she was a lightweight and got into our friend's liquor collection so she got tipsy pretty quick. We were playing party games, I had taken a video of the party and of course, D was in it. She was facing away from the camera playing some games with the other women, her figure from behind was amazing. I had posted it and my boyfriend quickly texted me and said he found that video so fucking hot because she was jumping up and down. He was telling me that he was jerking off to the video of her, it was so hot having my boyfriend getting off to my friend while I was just feet away from her.

We ended up drifting apart from D, and I eventually broke up with that boyfriend for different reasons. I still follow D on social media. I find it funny and arousing that men that follow me somehow find her account and always end up following her. I don't blame them, she's beautiful. She's ditzy and naive, but she know she's beautiful and always posts the sexiest pictures.

To this day, I still have not met another girl in real life that was anywhere near as naturally beautiful as her.

#cuckquean #voyerurism #cheating boyfriend #yes this is all true #pretty best friend #spank bank material

[br-uwu-cewayne]

ID in Alt

Poor Jim… how he suffers…

#no real plot just an excuse to draw Batman oblivious to the effect he has on others when hyperfocused in on detective work #plus a personal favorite ‘semi-denial closeted middle aged married man trapped in a tight space with his spank bank material’ trope #(and no this particular married man is in fact NOT wearing his ring… make of that what you will) #batgordon #gcpdilf #jim gordon #batman #commissioner gordon #my art tag

[vapolis]

t. he. with his fingers. h. hooooooo. i am a child of g-d i have no unholy thoughts i have none whatsoever that did not just make me clinch the stupid fidget toy i had in hard hard enough for it to hurt im normal i am pure and innocent and jax does absolutely nothing to me (they say, like a liar) if just this snippet of ur nsfw scenes is that good i think ur gonna kill me gonna be so real

jax knows how to fuck 😳

for real though that is so flattering!! your reaction that is. I've primarily been writing nsfw scenes in my time so Be Ready

#the real struggle for me is to come up w plot #if i had written a nsfvv IF yall yaaaaaallll that would have already been done ngl #one of my best friends called some of it spank bank material #truly memorable for me #asks

[willowfae82]

are people still talking about 'project 2025'. because i'm not seeing it. and i really feel like we should be talking about it.

for those who may not know. a 'crash course' on project 2025:

some parts of it can be instituted even if trump doesn't get elected. this wasn't just thrown together on a whim. i think we need to be talking about it.

#politics #us politics #project 2025 #trump #this plan is right-wing spank-bank material #Youtube

[queenleighx]

Again? Awful bold of you to assume I stopped 😉

Here’s something else to look at ✨

#let me be your spank bank material

[declanscunt]

losing my mind at the quad axel set to SUCCESSION THEME. CUNT!!!! CUNTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

#CUNT!!!! #spank bank material if u will…

[ariesbilly]

billy saw grease 2 17 times for the tits out leather outfit alone

#all his fashion inspo came from grease 2 also #but that outfit was spank bank material this i know

[apoptoses]

One of the many things Anne said over the years that has always haunted me is how Daniel deliberately left out a lof of things about Armand from IWTV. Specifically about his looks. He's described as being simple, beautiful and having dark eyes but not much else, and at first I thought that maybe Anne hadn't gone into detail because she hadn't fleshed out the character that much, but the fact that she rationalized it as Daniel very intentionally leaving that type of information about Armand out of the audience's reach is SO fascinating to me because... at that point they'd already begun their cat and mouse game and were beginning to fall for each other, so Daniel getting all possessive (and protective dare I say???) about Armand is just so sdjfhjsfjskhdsjk. In his mind, the world was ready for the goriest, most horrific aspects of Louis' tale, but it wasn't ready to know just how beautiful Armand was.

What a timely ask, anon. I've been having a lot of (literal and metaphorical) death of the author thoughts lately.

I think it's really hard to say what Anne intended to do at any given time. She was very open about the fact that she outlined little, just tended to sit down at the keyboard and see what happened, and so I think people can go around and around with these continuity issues until kingdom come. But the truth of it is like...she wrote about these vampires for nearly 50 years, she probably forgot some stuff and made up some other stuff to try to bridge those gaps.

I personally assume the Daniel keeping these details to himself thing was something she said to cover why this info was coming out in playboy vs an actual book but it is a really fun think to think about, isn't it?

(being completely honest, when I wrote that line in my fic about Daniel hoarding the details of Armand's appearance for himself I was just making shit up, I didn't even realize Anne had said anything like that until after lol So nice to know she and I shared a braincell for that one brief moment)

My personal head canon is that some he left out because his editors were like 'dude, this book is getting way too long and frankly this is gratuitous' (like that story that ended up in playboy? Daniel was desperate for some cash to travel on and so he dragged that sordid bit of smut out of his drafts and tossed it in the mail). The rest- god, he just really couldn't believe anyone could be that good looking. Maybe he assumed Louis had idealized him in his mind, maybe he decided no reader would find someone so beautiful palatable (especially in light of some of the things Armand let happen).

And then also a secret third thing, where Daniel has always kinda had a thing for redheads with big brown eyes and shit, did Louis know that about him and describe Armand like that just to mess with him or is there really some hot little blood sucking guy running around out there, being the smoke show of his dreams?

It's fun to wonder about, like it's fun to wonder about what all Lestat and Daniel left out of that chapter in queen of the damned. I hate that we don't have more content from them but I do love how many gaps we can fill in ourselves.

#like how many smut scenes were in devil's minion that lestat either mentally blocked out #or kept for vampire spank bank material #or had *his* editors be like lol we cannot print this human getting vampire fucked five times in ten pages #thoughts that haunt me at night #and keep me typing fic #apoptoses answers

[jonathanrook]

that post about leaving comments on erotic writing is so funny bc in my limited experience people are literally like that for all non commercially produced porn. like, when i ran an actual nsfw blog pre-porn ban i got exactly the same types of compliments i get when i post selfies here despite actually showing ass and titties. my primary demo was even straight men! and they'd say shit like, "pretty smile baby," like my boobs are down here! we all know why you're here!!

#in fact y'all are usually raunchier which i appreciate #which is so funny bc i don't think what i post here is exactly spank bank material #feel free to tell me if i'm wrong of course #rachel rants #richie after dark #<-eh not really but jic

[thevalkyriecrash]

The madripoor scene

#he'll do anything you want... #i do thing bucky has trauma relating to sa but i'm not really a fan of how the fandom at large exploits that for spank bank material #ie htp or whatever i just think it's kinda gross and doesn't really realistically explore how that would affect him #but it's such a shame bc it's such an interesting aspect of his character post-ws but like 😭 i don't wanna be grouped with those ppl #i have a brain and i like to use it

[queenleighx]

Can’t wait to show you my new hair ❤️❤️❤️

#let me be your spank bank material #haha

[actuallys8n]

harry styles spitting on chris pine is easily the hottest thing ive seen all year.

#guys fuck and then chris’ face afterwards??? #wet dream material #putting that shit in my spank bank #the things id do for both of them ugh

[mantis-a-shrimp]

Saw someone criticize porn on the grounds of it being “clearly some guy’s spank bank” and I have devastating news for them about the function of porn as a whole

#ur supposed to jork off to it #I know. you wanted to analyze it like an avant-garde indie film but it WAS created as ‘spank bank’ material

[souplix]

ummmm hi new followers... im a kpop blog?

#sam rambles #no material for the spank bank i promise

[inlovewithgee]

I found a fucking goldmine guys

#f #I checked it all there’s definitely some spank bank material there #ohmygod im starting to talk like dean winchester #SO MANY PICS YOU HAVE NO IDEA