mmmmm.. the refs really fucked us up with that one! they called off that one goal that was literally onside WHICH WE COULD HAVE CHALLENGED IF IT WAS A REGULAR SEASON GAME BUT THEY DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT IT. and then they fucked up that hooking call on mush which cost us that 2nd pp goal
i, an avid dallas stars fan, will be taking a mental health break after watching the first 2 periods of our first game against the vegas injured reserves. i don’t know when i’ll be back but just know that america has LOST.
(this is a joke i’ll post the next chapter in a few days)
Making my case for why you should ship these two rookies
Tyson Foerster
He’s a rookie on the Flyers with really excellent advanced stats, whatever that means. He had a slow start to his season, but he stayed positive, and he recently hit his stride. Lately he’s been scoring a ton of goals:
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All of his cellies are just him flinging his arms up in the air in pure joy. He is almost always smiling.
He cares about his teammates and doesn't like beating them even in pointless competitions.
In this clip, Tyson wins a meaningless accuracy shooting competition against Cam York and a few other Flyers. When asked how it feels, Tyson answers "not good, he's my teammate." We love a professional athlete who just wants to have fun with the boys.
When he isn't smiling, he's extremely expressive:
He has a well-documented history of frolicking
Also one time he dressed up as a playboy bunny. How that alone has not yet launched 1000 fics, I do not know.
So: Tyson Foerster is a sweet ball of sunshine and an A+ goal scorer, secure in himself and his masculinity.
Thomas Harley
From Syracuse NY, he’s the star (heh) rookie defenseman of the Dallas Stars.
We love him because he's a total babe and also very good at hockey.
He was highlighted on the NHL Network for leap year as a player who's taken a bit leap forward.
drysdalc on Twitter created a dizzying fan edit of him scoring goals and running his hands through his hair, if you'd like further justification.
Personality-wise, The Athletic said the following:
"Harley has always been a soft-spoken individual, especially in front of the microphone. There’s a looser version of him, one who picks playful fights with Wyatt Johnston in practices and during warmups, as he did on Saturday. But the most impressive thing about Harley has always been his maturity."
Sometimes he looks a bit deer-in-the-headlights during interviews. In my opinion this only adds to his charm.
Foerster/Harley
I hope I've convinced you that they're both at the very least plausibly nice boys. But why the two of them together?
I invite you to cast your thoughts back to September 27th, 2019. Harley is a recent draftee of the Dallas Stars. He played a few pre-season games, then was sent back to the Mississauga Steelheads of the OHL.
He gets off the plane and immediately plays a game against the Oshawa Generals, which he loses 5-6. The very next day, he plays another game, this time against the Barrie Colts. Thomas's team loses again, 7-3.
That season, Tyson Foerster was playing on the Colts. In that 7-3 game, Tyson recorded 6 points, including 3 goals.
"Foerster put himself squarely on the draft map on a late September day against the Mississauga Steelheads. He recorded six points including a hat trick. Then he went on a crazy point streak recording points in 13 straight games which including six consecutive multi-point efforts." - The Athletic
See? Huge deal for Foerster, and he got there by absolutely grinding Thomas's team into the dirt.
Thomas responded aggressively the next time their teams played each other, on 12/20/2019. In that game, Harley recorded two points and two assists, and the Steelheads beat the Colts 8-2. They played a few more times, including an overtime win for the Colts and an 8-1 Steelheads win.
After that season, Harley and Foerster didn't face each other again, as they both spent time in the minors. But this year, they're full time with their respective clubs. The Flyers and Stars have played two games this year.
The first, on October 21st, 2023, went to overtime. The Stars won 4-5. Tyson got a couple of shots on goal but neither player was particularly decisive.
The teams faced each other again on January 18th, 2024, AKA Tyson's 22nd birthday. This time, to the shock of basically everyone, the Flyers beat the absolute shit out of the Stars—but it took them a little while to get there.
As the second period was winding down, the Flyers were only up by 1. The shots differential was dramatically worse, at one point 28–3 in favor of the Flyers.
In the final minute of the 2nd period, Thomas high-sticked Tyson in the face. Miraculously, the Flyers scored on the associated power play, and it only got worse from there. The final tally was 1-5 in favor of the Flyers. Arguably, the Harley/Foerster penalty was the beginning of the end.
To summarize:
9/27/19: Thomas Harley plays 5 pre-season games with the stars and gets sent down back to Mississauga
9/28/19: Foerster’s Colts win 7-3 against Harley’s Mississauga, Tyson Foerster gets 6 points including a hat trick
12/20/19: The Colts play Sauga again, Mississauga wins 8-2 and Thomas gets a hat trick
2023–2024: Thomas Harley and Tyson Foerster are finally up with their respective teams for the season.
10/21/2023: Harley and Foerster play their first game against each other in the NHL. Neither of them does anything particularly of note.
1/18/2024: Harley and Foerster play their second game against each other in the NHL. Thomas highsticks Tyson at the end of the 2nd, arguably costing the Stars the game. Oh, and it’s Tyson’s 22nd birthday.
In conclusion, you should ship them because:
sunshine-quiet is a fun pairing
their games against each other, while few, have a lot of drama
they're both very cute
edit 4/22/24: additional information has surfaced for me personally, which is that Tyson's roommate Joel Farabee is a longtime friend of Thomas Harley. This is very important and relevant information that everyone should know.