Sanderson is a really big fan of magic that sounds fun but then is secretly hella dark and probably has to do with killing souls.
Hey look this magic lets you see pretty colors and hear music better and animate corpses. How'd you get that magic? Oh I ate someone's soul. Don't worry they're fine, they just can't experience beauty anymore.
Look Look eat the metal and you can do cool stuff like yeet yourself in the air or run super fast. Eat the metal and you can become superman.
Or alternatively, you could STAB someone with the metal and STEAL THEIR SOUL! They will be very dead and it will be very messy. But look you have magical powers plus cool new jewelry
Here on Roshar you get magical powers, a built-in best friend/therapist, and a kick ass sword. But if you fuck up at all that new friend of yours will die and you will personally be responsible for killing a tiny part of god. Have fun!
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Calculate your Vorin Gender!
What's your gender, according to Vorins on Roshar? Well, just answer 10 easy questions to find out! Just keep track of how many "A" answers and how many "B" answers you get, and then see results below!
I can't really explain why, but this post was inspired by @isdalinarhot and a post about Dalinar and flamin' hot cheetos (here).
1. What are you having for breakfast?
A. Pancakes with maple syrup
B. Bacon and scrambled eggs with hot sauce
2. What are you having for a snack?
A. Peaches in syrup
B. Flamin' Hot Cheetos
3. What are you having for lunch?
A. Teriyaki stir fry with honey balsamic roasted veggies
B. Spicy ramen
4. What are you having for dinner?
A. Just an entire pie. Yum!
B. Meat. Spicy meat.
5. Do you like to read?
A. Heck yeah!
B. No I prefer to be out doing things!
6. Do you like to draw?
A. Heck yeah!
B. No I prefer to be out doing things!
7. Which class would you prefer to play in D&D?
A. Wizard
B. Paladin
8. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
A. Not a physical one, but I've definitely written some shade
B. Heck yeah!
9. What was your best subject in school?
A. English or science or math
B. Government or PE
10. Can I shake your hand?
A. No and you should be ashamed of yourself for asking
B. Yes but I'm gonna squeeze way harder than you
THE RESULTS
Mostly "A" answers: You're a Vorin woman!
9-10 "A" answers: You are the most ladylike of Vorin women!
7-8 "A" answers: You're a woman who likes to push the boundaries of womanhood. Have you been talking to Jasnah?
6: "A" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?
Mostly "B" answers: You're a Vorin man!
9-10 "B" answers: You are the most manly of Vorin men!
7-8 "B" answers: You're a man who likes to push the boundaries of manhood. Have you been talking to Dalinar?
6 "B" answers: Have you considered becoming an Ardent?
Equally Split Between "A" & "B": You're an Ardent!
Ha ha you're an Ardent right? "sweats nervously in Vorin"
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Oh you consider yourself chained to him huh? You see him as your last tether, your emotions about him so strong Odium can't siphon them away fast enough. Well maybe you should fuck him about it Moash, do you ever think about that. I bet you do
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Hello these are all my head cannons for the stormlight college AU I’m never gonna write. Feel free to use them if you want.
Adolin is a fashion design minor (dalinar is very disappointed) and a physical sciences major. He also does wrestling on the side.
kaladin starts as a med student and is the soccer captain (the team is bridge 4) his dad really wants him to become a doctor but he drops his medical major and goes into psychology instead.
Shallan is a natural science major with a minor in art.
Jasnah is a history teacher and takes shallen under her wing (she argues with hoid (the drama teacher) about who shallans fav is)
Dalinar became headmaster after caliber died and started a scandal when he started dating the engineering teacher Navani
Rlain is in the soccer team and transferred from the rival school. He gets shit about it sometimes.
Renarin wanted to do wrestling with adolin but couldent due to epilepsy and bad eyes so he accepted it and is a math major.
The various Spren are all younger siblings. Maya suffered a traumatic brain injury as a child and is nonverbal. Adolin will quite literally fight anyone who talks bad about her.
The original plot was gonna be shallen is a year younger that the others and falls in love with kaladin and adolin who are in an established relationship. It would be from her point of view and stuff but feel free to do whatever you want with this. Please tag me in anything you cr we are I want to see!
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Part two of my commissions for the 17th Shard! I'm still beyond overjoyed to have been given such an incredible opportunity to draw one of my favorite scenes from the Sunlit man, and one of my favorite characters from cosmere, period!
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