#take all the time u need dude

[updatingranboo]

important update from ranboo <3

#ranboo #ranboo update #twitter update #ranboosaysstuff tweet #god i feel so horrible for them i hope they can recovery swiftly from that :( #take all the time u need dude

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine) #(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀) #(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍) #(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤) #campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo) #not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎 #idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush) #(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis) #( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff) #( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much) #(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤) #(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND) #(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT) #( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge ) #(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but) #(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨) #(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎) #(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys) #(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr) #anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[cyancherub]

rly not a fan of ppl imposing their idea of fun on me under the assumption that it's also my idea of fun

#vent cw #so my bday was a while ago already #my stepmom and my dad didnt get me anything which is fine bc i didnt really want anything #but my stepmom is now being rly pushy like 'what do u want for ur bday' #and im like not rly anything. but going out to dinner would be nice. to this place where they have this dish i like #and so instead of taking me out. she buys all of the ingredients and says 'we're gonna cook it from scratch <3 it'll be fun and then you'll #know how to make it' #and im like ok but dude i have a bunch of stuff to do for school and work and i dont have time to cook this from scratch and then do dishes #to clean up after this like. dsfkjsdkfj #like i need to wake up at 3am for work and i needed the whole day to study for a quiz and prep for a big day at work. i just #why would u ask me what i want to do for my birthday and then decide no i dont want to do that. so we'll do this instead #IM JUST REALLY BUSY AND CRANKY I DONT KNOW

[boxwinebaddie]

does cd's management like raven and jersey dating? bc i just knowww that raven started taking care of himself and looking cleaner

oooooh.

okay, so i am going to answer this through the lens of ravenstan and jerseykyle secretly dating sort of in the middle of rm, after kyle finds out raven is his stan ( which is my second favorite chapter aaaaa!!!! ) because by the time they start actually officially dating/are out to the public, the original corrupt management line-up, namely fartman aka e.t. tenorman, are dissolved/dealt w.

but management...while they don't Know abt it,

…they do naught like it.

At All, tbh.

because, yes, while i do think that kyle be ironing stan's pants and fluffing up his hair...he do be equally fucking it like secretly violently making out with him before shows ahsdlkadsk so, like, as a result, i would proport that stan is cleaner...but his reputation gets Sloppier.

i say this because ravenstan is a 'yes man', lived under managements thumb ( by management i really just mean cartman -- i called him 'management' so as not to give too much away ), was basically a pretty boy rockstar marionette that cartman could get to do whatever he wanted bc he owns raven/all of the cd boys technically.

but when stan starts secretly dating kyle...jersey really bolsters his confidence and rae starts to get very bold and defiant/take his power back. bc kyle watching stan wither is like, you don't need to take that baby! you are in charge, this is your show. you don't have to do whatever they want! they're the ones who have to listen to YOU.

so when management starts ordering stan around, for like the first time since he started being raven, he puts his little combat boot down ( ravenstan having tiny ass feet is so funny to me ) and is like "no, i don't want to do that. i want to do this." literally my man is like "I. SAID. I. WANT. TO. GO. TO. TACO. BELL!" sdhkjsahd go awwhff!

but more than any of that...he just looks so much Happier. :') like he is drinking waaaaay less, he's smiling so much more and it's genuine, its not a shield for his sadness...him and kyle do play up hating each other to divert the suspicions of their friends and the world around them, which is so funny bc they're like "i hate you" and then texting each other hearts and smileys, kickin their feet and twirling their hair.

tldr: stan gets securer, happier and bouncier while secretly dating kyle, but that means his performance as gritty bad boy heartthrob raven of crimson dawn gets a lot weaker, faker and messier. he starts standing his ground and i'm not sure about whether cart knows or not, but i think the wheels are turnin in his head, watching stan and kyle sit closer and closer together, stan racing out of his dressing room with his clothes askew, at meetings on his phone w/ heart eyes.

cartman gets angry/jealous, feels like he's losing control,

ergo...

Enter Call Girl. ;)

-uncle nina, diabolically wringing her fingers together

#i hope this answers your question darling #but yeah jersey does clean ravenstan up #( he does look his best w his hair a lil messy tho ) #and he drinks a lot less so he is way less sad and tired #like u can just see the he is noticably healthier #mentally and physically all of a sudden #and kyle starts teaching stan to stand up for himself and stop taking all of carts shit and doing whatev everyone else wants #so stan starts being hella bold and being like no!! i don't want to!!!! which freeeeaks cartman/management out #jim marj n kenny are also shook bc holy shit did our stan just yell did our stan just argue yo im scared but this is awesome #but yeah cartman gets mad mad mad i think he starts having a pi follow ravenstan/jersey and starts lurking on em and #to put an end to things... #for a bad time cartman contacts call girl with an offer ( who as a rising star does need the clout of dating raven of cd ) #and the internet blows up w the news that punkrock prince raven of cd is dating the internets gf pop princess call girl #and ohhhhhh my god stan had no idea #and when kyle sees it??? ALLLL HELL BREAKS LOOSE #its such a mess he wont even let stan explaIN DUDE :( hes just like stay the hell away from me i cant believe u lied to me #AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN #were in hell #but yeah daibolical am i right #also call girl did not know raven of crimson dawn was not down with it she was also confused bc she thought #raven was dating jersey askhdksd like everyone else!!! but cartman was like no :) just publicity stunt :) sign here <3 #hEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MESSY AS HELL

[apocketfullofhobbits]

can't stop thinking abt how the fact that declan mattered so little to his father that the asshole couldn't even be bothered to keep the memories of the day his son was born was supposed to make up for declan's whole shitty childhood

like hey kid u know what u just weren't worth the pain. do u feel better abt it now.

#like. for years he made declan feel like he didn't matter. #and then it gets confirmed #and that is somehow the emotional resolution? #trc #declan lynch #the whole getting rid of memories storyline was so unnecessary #such a poor attempt at artificially increasing the poor meow niall factor #like. it's like saying to every kid who got fucked up by the divorce 'oh but u parents suffered more! suck it up' #his parents lacked the emotional maturity to go through the break up and take care of their child at the same time and that's okay #happens all the time #it's okay to say that they fucked up. #u don't need to shift the blame to the child for refusing to see all the love he was supposedly showered with #yes he did that. because it's easier for a child's mind. #the conclusion wasn't supposed to be 'omg my father loved me so much i just refused to see it! now that i see it im happy and healed' #it's 'yeah my father was an asshole and my feelings abt it were valid but he was also a complicated person who did love me in his own way' #'it just wasn't enough to make him a good father and it wasn't my fault' #oh and i am forever mad abt the moth scene at the end #why are we making it abt niall? again #i have had enough of this dude #all that needed to be said abt him was said in dream thieves #he's just not intresting enough to keep bringing him up all the time #this is niall lynch hate blog

[lesbianphan]

I'm gonna write the coolest fic I'm so hype

#I have an insane all nighter 5k words written down #but I realized it needs SO MUCH MORE #it's gonna be a full fledged big thing and I'm so hypeeeeeee fanfic hypeee #being a writer is just being possessed by an idea that will NOT LEAVE until it's realized #it's gonna have to be real now #but yeah it will take a long time but aaaaahhh #might writer shorter dumber stuff while I do this longer one #write what u wanna see in the world dudes it's so fun

[ronanlynchbf]

hell day today and i'm only two hours into my EIGHT HOUR SHIFT

#9 to 5 by dolly parton starts playing in the background.. #literally had to open up shop alone 2day and also was entirely alone for the first 45 min. of my shift so that was already a negative start #to the day + i heard that i can't have my break later than two thirty which is very bad for me bc 1) there'll be a lot of ppl all around me #when i'm eating which i already dislike and 2) like 85% of ppl taking their break around that time are VERY noisy eaters so even worse and #then 3) it'll be really loud in the room as well bc everyone's talking loudly and eating and the cutlery's clanging against plates and such #and also some ppl have actual full-blown arguments with each other in the break room bc half the ppl here hate each other's guts so more #negatives to the day and then on top of that we've had sooooo many annoying customers already today who r just. intent on making u stressed #out and upset and literally will tell u to your face to 'do your job better' like bro...i can easily tell you haven't worked in retail.... #also someone hung their clothes on the rack outside the fitting rooms which is where u hang ur clothes when you're DONE fitting them & don' #want them bc they don't fit or don't sit right or u just don't rlly like them after all so if clothes are hanging there we the ppl working #there WILL take them and hang them back in their original places what did u expect to happen?? anyway someone hung the clothes they had #tried on already and did want there and i reached out to take them bc like. that's what we do here..we hang the clothes on the 'discard #rack' back in the store bc else the rack gets stuffed and the woman literally grabbed my arm and said 'those are mine what do u think you'r #doing' LIKE?????? GIRL THE RACK'S THERE FOR A REASONNNN ofc i'm going to assume u don't want them anymore if they're hanging there that's #why it's called the DISCARD rack....also how am i to know those specific clothes are yours HONESTLYYYYYY STFU AND GET OFF ME #ALSO some dude was like (to his child but like. looking at me while he said it.) 'this guy needs a haircut doesn't he' bc my hair is kinda #long and apparently i passed today. LIKE 1st of all kind of a rude thing to say to a stranger innit 2nd of all setting a great example to #your child there just casually commenting on other ppl's looks like that👍 3rd of all jokes on you you wouldn't consider me a guy if #you Knew most likely. thanks for that little zing of glee much obliged <3 but also man just piss off will you. 4th of all my hair isn't eve #that long....like the ends of it are just shy of my shoulders wdym LONG if u knew the long-haired guys i know you'd faint. #anyway. great start of the day. i still have six more hours to go 🥴 #ALSO no surprise this always happens but my legs already hurt SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD :((((((((((( #r.txt

[victimized-martyr]

Why. Why is Cartman like this. Someone shut him up. It’s embarrassing, the way he talks. I’m cringing out of this plane of existence

#south park #the dialogue from this bitch istg #eric cartman #so listen fic writers more power to u I understand how y’all wanna interpret an older eric #but the facts are that this is a depraved little dude who has like. prolly the most embarrassing sexy talk on television #also not to post this to comment on his *ahem* interests in bed but *gestures* these speak for themselves is all i’m sayin #like there’s not much left to the imagination (land) #take a shot every time this ho says ’yEaH’ like 🤦🏻‍♀️ #am i calling cartman out or at i calling Trey out?? who knows…. #actually lmao i’ve watched so much SP i actually know trey’s kinks too i have a damn list lmao the man is consistent and :) I didn’t need #to know this info and yet. I do. Wonderful #hate my life hate this show

[hellhoundlair]

im granting non-incest shippers free reign to rb posts from incest shippers (even posts abt incest) without feeling bad or that ur mutual circle r going to shun you for interacting with ‘problematic’ users/content

#in return u just need to take the ''w* jump of a bridge'' shit in ur bio <3 #dude when i was closet wincestie i was SO SCARED ALL THE TIME bc i was mutuals w some samblr ppl and wanted them to like me so bad #and whenever i realised i rbed a post from a wincestie i would panic n delete the post n get so stupidly scared #nd then i stopped giving a fuck :D #idk just a msg to any1 in that position rn. stop feeling guilty its okay if anyone cares that much abt screenshoting wincest posts uve liked #then theyre the weird ones #**amendment 2 the second tag. even BEFORE i started getting into wincest content. theres like an invisible line of content ur allowed to #interact with and ur just supposed to know otherwise ppl screenshot ur rbs on discord servers nd warn ppl to stay away frm u. when ur doing #nothing lol #that attitudes soo weirddddd its tumblr who cares

[blazing-spectre]

Considering how bad Serval wants to follow the Emperor to the end of the world and beyond, I never in a million years would have thought he’d give the opportunity to go full ilithid to Karlach instead but here we are. O_O I don’t know what the FUCK I’ve done, but she seems happy at least.

#her journey in my playthrough is FUCKING ME UP #you kill the dude you’ve been wanting to take revenge on forever and all u get is the existential burden of impending mortality #you come to terms with it by the end of the day then the next day your asshole bff’s tentacled boyfriend needs another squid and #you’re like. hey actually. I’m the perfect one for the job. AND THEN YOU DO IT AND EAT THE BRAIN OF A GOD-PRINCE AND SUDDENLY YOURE NOT #EVEN CLOSE TO DYING ANYMORE #it’s crazy dude fr #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #personal #baldurs gate spoilers #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #bg3 act 3 #and now Serval and his best friend (Karlach who is now ilithid and his bf (who’s been ilithid this whole time) are blasting dudes together #my next run is gonna be very anti-ilithid good boy durge man and I’m rlly curious to see how different it’ll be

[toomuchdickfort]

I am going to lose my shit.

#vent #we’ve got a bunch of new hires. and they’re all rude as hell over literally nothing and refuse to do shit the way that we have to or the #whole store gets in trouble- and even the simple things. like hey try to stay in ur zone you’ve been assigned. is too FUCKING HARD apparentl #I’ll go hey man I get wanting to roam around but I’m in a ton of pain right now I can’t do line and you’re doing the only thing that I’m abl #rn and he just stares at me and goes. ok? and it’s like buddy my guy my dude you get pissed at me when I’m struggling bc pain u get pissed a #me when I take a break bc pain what the actual fuck. u can’t call me retarded within five minutes of meeting me and then be an ass all the #time and then wonder why I avoid you like oh my ducking god #and beyond the folks who r dicks! the rest of them either aren’t being trained or don’t give a shit! hey bud I get needing time to get it #but either do it the right way or I’ll fix it! don’t lose ur shut at me when I fix it or give u a lil reminder! oh my god!! #I swear these folks r tempting me to quit more than anything other than my pain has. and boy howdy am I contemplating that shit.

[orcelito]

i do love that vash is the Definition of high int, low wis. he puts on the goofiness to get ppl to not pay attention to how absolutely Bonkers skilled he is so ppl just assume he's a dumbass. and like. he IS. in some ways. he is SUCH a dumbass. but he's an incredibly intelligent dumbass. he has layers.

#speculation nation #focusing on the wiki page's bit that says his IQ is higher than most humans #like YES he's a rabid little guy (big guy tbh) all bark no bite least intimidating motherfucker around (until he Gets Serious) #but he's also like. legit super sharp. like Geeze it takes me by surprise anytime i see it #if any1 thinks he's genuinely stupid. Pls. pls. pay attention. he is VERY smart. #he also is the kind of stupid where he would shoot a hole in a jelly donut #listen you can be highly intelligent and highly stupid at the same time. believe me. that is my entire existence. #me projecting onto vash in yet another way re: high int low wis #im a total dumbass & make all sorts of stupid decisions. many just for the fun of it #like how yesterday i sampled the hazelnut extract. despite knowing FULL WELL that sampling the rose and vanilla extracts #made my tongue numb. guess what happened when i tried the hazelnut extract? #if u guessed that it made my tongue numb. ur right!!! i had to go to the sink to rinse out my mouth just like i did with the rose n vanilla #did i know that was going to happen? yes! did i sample it anyways? YES! this is the kind of chaotic dumbass im talking about here #sometimes life is boring and you gotta do what u gotta do to get ur kicks ok. #vash is an immortal guy living his life trying to be underestimated so he doesnt have to get into fights #but pulling out the Big Guns (heh) if it comes down to it. and STILL manages to be skilled enough to keep it non-lethal #the fucking Precision he needs in order to shoot nonlethally with his pinpoint accuracy is Insane #ok im a wolfwood girlie first and foremost but the more i think about Vash the more im drawing hearts around him in my mind #i think. im more in love with trimax vash than tristamp vash is the thing. i love them both but FUCK dude #trimax vash is just. hooooooooooooo boy #just like wolfwood. i prefer trimax wolfwood over tristamp wolfwood. that's just the facts #idk where im going with this. im just drawing hearts in my mind's eye around them Both now. there is no downside

[edenmaiden]

im gonna straight up start biting any non bisexual women who even start to think about saying a word about bisexual women i hope you all eat glass fr

#like why do they need to clarify their bisexuality why are there so many hoops to jump through for them #sorry i just saw the most GRATING video of some weirdo making the usual generalizations abt bi women #i literally dont care if a bi woman only takes men but fucks girls or vice versa or only fucks dudes #this coversation has been had a million times and somehow EVERY TIME it literally only centers bi WOMEN #video had all these disclaimers like if u disagree w me actually u cant bc im a lesbian who got my heart broke by a bi girl #like thats what yall sound like #like youre still an asshole if you actively exclude bi women from wlw spaces #still an asshole if you see bi women as less qUeEr than a lesbian is

[chiefguideandcentre]

How about you stop telling someone you love them, need them, and can’t live without them after you find out the person has developed actual feelings for you but you don’t see them in that way, Jesus Christ Bella, get it together

#twilight marathon on tv #but for real though Bella absolutely lead jake on #like yeah she punched him at one point and he totally deserved it for sure #like the punch was good and necessary good job Bella but don’t then take away the message you sent by telling the kid with feelings for u #that you love him and keep putting yourself in intimate positions and situations with him like hello #but damn don’t be so selfish and let the poor kid move on instead of giving him false hope all the time #don’t tell him you love him and need him and can’t live w/o him etc #but then accept someone else’s marriage proposal but then continue to tell the dude you love him even after that #like damn you can tell your friends you love them without making the moments as deep and intimate as possible #that’s just my opinion anyways she definitely lead him on #like jake didn’t handle things very well at all either for sure but Bella definitely didn’t help matters #like even after she’s married she’s still telling another man she loves him etc etc like girl! respect yourself! #respect your husband and your friend you care so darn much about too geez #twilight #Stephanie Meyer you are a problem this isn’t how friendships work

[straykats]

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#kats personal #man fr i just #1. i cant keep having the same fcking conversation all the time #its been two years please lets just drop it already #2. i know people mean well when they give me advice about stress and stuff #and most of the time i dont take it badly like im pretty chill w unwarranted advice #but theres a small handful of people who i just. please stop talking #like ??? ur acting like talking about my stresses etc is gonna solve all my problems #bro i AM talking about them. with a professional. but im not about to just divulge that info to u #ur literally my dentist idc if ur a family friend pls stop #i know u mean well but my guy please #and also. the assumption that stress is caused by uni??? #which links to poijt one. i cant keep having the same convo about my course change #dude told me to just take a semester off #yeah i did + thats not why im stressed #and i hate myself bc i know he means well but i just. really wanted to be snappy by the end of it #and he was saying like. oh stress might not seem much short term but long term its teally bad and you'll need to #go see prpfessionals and get meds and etcetc #and i was like 'yeah haja dw i know' and this guy was like #'if you know then why..???' he didnt finish his sentence but in that moment i was like #bro. idek what to say to that rn im so. #anyways 3. tjis money sutuation is taking its toll on me fr. its not even just my cousin. jts the fees for a fricken SPLINT and wisdom tooth #extraction which im putting off for now and getting a diagnosis #and then also my mum asking me for money and me knowing she will so ive been trying to accomodate but like #im going to scream #and 4. i was super tired and exhausted when she called me and asked for money but after i sent it #she was like #'thank you. i'll try not to ask you for help in the future.' #but knoeing her its like. #in a guilt trippy way. idk im so exhausted i have an assignment due tonight too