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fleckcmscott · 1 year

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Pillow Talk

Summary: While Y/N spends some time away, she and Arthur find a way to play.

Words: 3,992

Warnings: Smut, Swearing

A/N: This story stems from a request made by @jokerownsmysoul. I really hope I got it right. 😂 Please enjoy, everyone! And thank you for reading! 💜

If you have any thoughts or questions, please comment, feel free to message me, or send me an ask. Requests for Arthur and WWH are open!

Y/N's happiness at attending the Atlantic Legal Society's conference had rubbed off on Arthur. Made her upcoming absence worth it.

Often he'd tag along, see the sights while she worked. Check out clubs, sign up for open mics where no one would ever see him again. Low-risk refinement. But this week's jobs were too good to pass up, and Amusement Mile's opening day meant lots of families and plenty of tips.

He could hold down the apartment. Hell, maybe he'd even enjoy it. Pour condensed milk over frozen strawberries, smoke as much as he wanted, catch a movie on Gothamvision. (When their rabbit ears had required aluminum foil to get a TV signal, he'd convinced her cable was a dire need.)

He wrapped an apple in a paper towel, tore a banana from the bunch, and stuck both in her purse. A breakfast that'd tide her over for the three-hour ride to Baltimore. Stirring milk into her coffee, he side-eyed the oven clock. When the java was halfway cold, he made his way to the bathroom.

Toes flexed in annoyance, Y/N grumbled around her toothbrush. "I can't believe I overslept."

"You'll get there," he said, and took the hairbrush from the shelf. "Here, let me." He drew horsehair bristles through her untamed mane.

"Thanks." The foam in her mouth made it sound more like fankhs. She spat into the sink, rinsed and spat again. "I don't want to buy another ticket."

A soft scowl crossed his brow. "You shouldn't've had to buy the first."

"Well, you know my boss. He didn't think it was necessary, which is silly with the WARN act being passed. That kind of ridiculousness makes me want Phil to come out of retirement." She hung her robe on the door hook and jogged to the bedroom, calling over her shoulder. "At least they're paying me!"

Minutes later Y/N emerged, frazzled around the edges but smart. She straightened a ruffle at her collar, tugged the corner of her blazer. She wore her age and era with pride. She guzzled her coffee like an engine on empty, poured herself another and skipped the dairy. "I'll regret this on the train."

They dashed to the elevator, vinyl suitcase in his grasp, her hand hooked at his elbow. As the steel doors parted, he made a show of holding them open with his foot. A beam to rival the rising sun crossed her face.

"Thank you, sir," she said, and curtsied. The gesture made him want to lift her, spin around. They were running late - and she'd still taken a spare second to be playful.

God, how he loved her.

At this early hour, only a handful of Gothamites rode the subway. A guy sat in a corner seat. Sixty, gray stubble, wearing a flat leather cap. His outstretched arm held a wrinkled centerfold. Ms. December, judging by the Santa Hat, the sole fabric in the photo. A familiar friend that must've been in his pocket for a while.

Y/N grasped the stanchion at the other end of the car. Arthur moved to stand behind her, a protective arm at her waist.

At every stop she inched towards him. Her round bottom nudged his thighs, her back grazed his chest. She smelled good, like the strawberries he'd eat tonight. He pressed his nose to the crown of her head, filled his veins with her scent.

A scarlet stripe bloomed from collarbone to temple, her ear a crimson shell. The corner of her mouth threatened to curl. Pink tongue darting to wet satin lips.

He squeezed her hip. "What is it?"

"It's nothing," she said. An obvious untruth given how her neck tightened.

Suspicion slanted his stare. But he let it lie. For now.

Wayne Central Station was a Beaux-Arts beauty smack dab in the middle of modernization and commercialization. And it had far too many flights of stairs. After the ups and downs of finding the right track, they landed on thirty-seven, the platform for the commuter line.

"You know," Y/N said, steps slowing to an amble. "I bet there are clown conferences. You could learn to juggle."

His days of working with other clowns were long behind him. But the suggestion was sweet, so he smiled. "My hands are already busy. You're a handful."

She stopped at a concrete column and riffled through her purse. "I'll call you when I check-in and give you the room number. There'll be a direct line." Then her riffling escalated to a frantic search. Patting her coat, the inner breast pocket. Checking her bag one more time. Taking advantage of her distraction, Arthur reached into his jacket. Anticipation tickled his shoulders into a shrug.

"Oh no," she said. "I could've sworn I put my ticket with my credit card."

He reached as if to tuck her hair back. Pulled a green card from behind her ear. "Is this it?" A relieved huff as she snatched her prize. She swatted his chest, wound her arms about his neck.

The squeal of metal on metal bounced off tile walls, announcing the oncoming train. A gust of wind whirled her silvery brown locks. Despite the mundanity of it all, the thousands of people about to step onto public transportation, the moment felt like a movie. A bona fide blockbuster. The ordinary suddenly extraordinary.

Fingers brushing his, she took her bag, speaking between kisses. "I love you. We'll talk soon."

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The McKeldin Exhibition Center seemed a blunt, bulky building for the Atlantic Legal Society's twenty-fifth conference, a number Y/N would've considered celebratory. Four stories of concrete, cold steel, muscular exterior. A once modern design that now represented an idea of the future that, if the first five months of 1990 were to go by, wasn't bound to happen.

The registration attendants were friendly and professional. But Y/N wasn't a member of the guild, so she was directed to a line at the other end of a vast, airy hall. The additional hundred dollars she'd paid to attend included extra exercise. A gilded stripe ran along the top of her name tag, like she was a flake of gold to pan for, from which extract a membership fee.

Goodie bags contained the usual swag. A pen with the organization's logo, two legal pads, a folder to hold her notes. At the bottom were a blue stress ball and a gavel pinback button, which she'd pin on Sylvia back at the office. The young intern had received so little recognition in her short life that it'd thrill her.

White tablecloths and serving trays covered the tables in the reception area. Y/N maneuvered to a buffet to the right, snapped a napkin, two cheese and pepperoni skewers, and a paper cup of goldfish crackers. Munching away, she took the temperature of the room.

Lawyers and attorneys general, magistrates and judges swarmed, chatting and laughing, giving handshakes and back slaps. Legal secretaries and paralegals circled up to chat amongst themselves. Judging by overheard introductions, their origins stretched from the Eastern Seaboard all the way to Chicago.

Y/N recognized a former Gotham District Attorney, a lawyer from one of Shaw & Associates' satellite offices. The passing years had salt and peppered his hair, too. The city's newest criminal court judge was on the premises, one Henry Jake. An upset after an affair with one of his legal aides, his promotion from magistrate had been splashed on all the front pages.

He appeared eager to continue the scandal, proceeding to flirt in the way of men who like to wield their authority. A palm on the forearm here, an unwanted compliment there. It made Y/N want to chuck a stress ball at his head.

She stirred powdered creamer and irritation into a styrofoam cup of coffee, noted the restroom sign on the left wall. A woman in a floral shower curtain of a dress approached with tiny steps. Said she'd never been to a big city before, took a sip of Lipton and pushed her plastic glasses up the bridge of her nose.

"I'm Flossie Barteux, but all my friends call me Flo." The red stripe on her nametag denoted her as a fresh recruit.

"Nice to meet you, Flossie." Though maintaining distance, Y/N spoke with warmth. "I moved from the Ozarks to Gotham ten years ago. The lobby has some brochures. I think there's an aquarium on the waterfront, a couple museums, too. You should take advantage while you're in town." Then she gave a friendly nod and excused herself to the Industry Auditorium to sign up for presentations.

Whistleblower protections sounded interesting, considering past capers; she made a note to review Gotham's statutes for the next. Tips for wage and hour investigations filled an entire notebook. The presenter droned on in one agonizingly long sentence. It was impossible to keep up, even in shorthand. Y/N's fingers grew so fatigued she dropped her pen. It took several tries to regain the ability to make a fist.

When the conference broke for the evening, Flossie hopped in the same revolving door as Y/N and suggested dinner at a chain steakhouse across the street. A good number of attendees already stood in line.

To be honest, she could've used a break from the whole thing. But she didn't want to hurt the woman who sorely needed a work friend. She put their names on the waitlist and browsed chalkboard specials. Listened to Flossie's story of how going through probate for custody of her granddaughter had led her to the legal profession.

By the time Y/N stumbled back to her hotel, she could've dozed upright. At the bar, she ordered a variation on a Sidecar, a little number called Between the Sheets. She didn't ask for permission to take it to her room. She dropped a dollar bill in the tip jar and turned towards the lobby.

It was well equipped, a fax machine and pay phone in one corner, a stand with free chocolate chip cookies to the right. In the center of the far wall stood a bookshelf, flanked by overstuffed aqua chairs. A sign was propped on the coffee table: "Please read and return!" A set worthy of Donahue's photo studio.

She stepped onto the woven rug to browse the plethora of outdated bestsellers. Self-helps with mountains on the covers, charlatans offering poor financial advice. Children's books were piled haphazardly on the bottom shelf. And right in the middle was an entire row of romance novels, the ones in which every heroine's bosom heaved and bodice ripped. Ragged covers told the tale of how popular they were, spines split from overuse. As a pre-teen, Mabel had caught her reading a few. ("Why's your face red, Y/N? Are you sick?") Amused, Y/N took the one with the deepest seams.

Forbidden Seas was a terrible if fitting title, given the coverhunk's puffy shirt. He was alarmingly muscular, as though a bee had stung him, and he desperately needed an ice bag. Long, blonde tresses brushed the careening cleavage of the woman bent over his knee. Arthur's wiry frame held a hidden strength, cleaved her tightly whenever they danced, but that position would've ended with her on the floor.

Cackling, she returned the paperback to its place, betting the hunk would be at full mast by chapter four.

When she reached her room, she stretched her arms over her head, pushed herself to her tiptoes, released a short squeal. The conference center's folding chairs had next to no padding. Soreness nagged at her tailbone, a deep-seated throb ached her rear. She could really use a bath. She checked her watch. Arthur would be calling in about fifteen minutes. Luckily, the restroom had a phone.

Pantyhose rolled down her legs, a nail caught on the reinforced toe. The star-patterned vinyl floor was cold on her feet. A claw clip kept her hair off her shoulders, spare tendrils falling to her cheeks. Steam coated the mirror as the room filled with a pleasant heat. She dabbed away her mascara and eyeliner before it could streak. She sipped her cocktail, stepped into the bath. Gave her breasts a casual squeeze and sighed out the stress of the day.

The ringer rang right on the dot.

Voice as light as a game of I Spy, she said, "This isn't reception telling me to pipe down, is it?"

On the other end, Arthur's smile sucked his teeth. "No, it's just me."

"I'm glad it's just you."

The day had gone well, he told her. One of his gigs had cancelled, but that was all right. It let him get some work done around the apartment. He'd replaced the window shade that no longer rolled up, mopped the kitchen, sorted the drawers of his desk. He'd just tuned into a movie on TMC, a screwball comedy she'd deem too silly and dislike.

When he asked how the conference was going, she told him about Flossie, how she hoped the woman's eagerness to excel wouldn't result in her being suckered into membership upgrades. That the WARN act - while a step forward - put some guardrails on the mass layoffs that'd become the norm in the last decade but didn't prevent them. And the overeager judge she was happy to never have to face in court.

"You should teach a class on how to be a gentleman." She slunk deeper into the heat. "I'm learning a lot, but I'll be happy to be home."

"You're not missing much."

"I'm missing you."

"But you saw me this morning!" His protestations didn't fool her; he was pleased as punch. A hitched giggle, one of his many laughs she loved. "Me, too. I mean, I can't wait to see you. But don't worry. I'm fine. Talk to me more. Tell me about the hotel."

"We'll have to stay here someday. There's a bar with a player piano, and I'm having a cocktail in the bath."

"You- You're on the phone in the tub?" The sound of him puttering. A drink set on the coffee table, a middle-aged groan as he sat on the sofa. "There is one thing I can't get out of my head." Nervous tongue smacked his lips. "What were you thinking about on the subway?"

Mercury threatened to crack the thermometer. But still. She was reticent to go there. "I already told you. It was nothing."

"Come on. You were as red as my clown nose."

She pressed the cool glass to her sweaty forehead. The flight of fancy had been completely inappropriate, not to mention out of character. She knew exactly what telling him would lead to, the direction in which this conversation would race. Tacky and cheap, belonging to a $3.99 a minute hotline.

And yet. She was grateful to have a husband she could blush around, whom she could fantasize about, whom she wanted to fantasize about. Besides. It'd been a stretch since they'd last made love. Tacky and cheap might be just what the Doctor of Laughter ordered.

She let the cognac trickle down her throat. Knuckles dragged up and down her breastbone. Her forearm brushed her pebbled nipple. A drop from the faucet plopped.

"Do you want to continue this?" she asked, an eager if uncertain invitation.

"Yeah," he purred. That rasp, the one positive of his cigarette addiction. "But I'm- I'm not sure what's next."

Neither was she, not quite. The next steps felt at once natural and as if they belonged to an unread novel on a hotel bookshelf. But it was him, so it would turn out all right. They'd figured it out every time before. "Tell me what you're wearing," she said. "Or what you're thinking about. Whatever you want."

"I'm in my pajamas. Um. I found my old journal when I was cleaning. I hadn't read it for years - it has everything from when I met you. Anyway, I read what I wrote our first night together? I'd wanted to touch you so badly and-" He gave a throaty laugh. "And all I knew what to do was squeeze your breast too hard."

The recollection struck a match in all the right places. She'd wanted him, too, more than was smart after such a short acquaintanceship. There'd been something that'd set him apart immediately. Whenever he'd looked at her, her heart had skipped to a new but familiar beat. His good looks, his kindness. Passion and flair hiding beneath a surface shyness, a mask you could see through if you took an extra minute.

"You knew how to look at me. How to listen. How to be gentle." She caressed her hip absentmindedly, a movement that soon became deliberate. "And when not to be."

Her knee shifted to rest on the lip of the tub, opening herself to the warm water. "I wouldn't want you to be gentle now," she whispered, and tugged at the curls between her thighs.

"I wouldn't be." Ragged breaths tempted over three hundred miles. A muted moan that meant he was palming his shaft. Her own palm felt empty. How she hungered for him to be in her grasp. Then he asked, "What- What did you pack for bed?"

"The blue nightie you gave me. The one that ties at the neck." It was six years old but a perennial favorite for both. The approval that'd radiated from him when she'd modeled it flashed in her memory. Strokes blazed at the crease of her thigh. "I'll wear it tonight - unless you want me to sleep naked."

A husky chuckle before he pressed her. Again. "Tell me what you were thinking about on the train. I wanna know."

Fingertips dipped to where she ached for him. Lower to tease plush, squishy flesh, plump with desire. Her eyelids fluttered shut, returning to the occasions she'd pleasured herself in front of him, both when he was inside of her and out. Even on the occasions he wasn't able to get hard, he loved it, asked her to do it again. Holding her. Stealing her breath from her mouth. Covering her hand with his. His thumb taking over until she cried his name.

Fever rippling through her arteries, she tapped her slick nub, body throbbing with need. She cleared her throat. She thought she'd lost her ability to be bashful with Arthur. But dirty talk didn't come as naturally now that she was alone, not the way it did when it was foreplay. When she'd beg him to fuck her, plead for more, more, more.

Yet, she wasn't alone. Though he was afar, she was abuzz with his presence. Spreading joy and happiness to others, always entertaining his audience, he was the performer in the relationship. Tonight the performer became the audience, and she was putting on a show for one.

A show she'd drag out a bit longer. Make it worth his while. "I'm touching my clit, Arthur. Slow and soft, like your tongue. God, I wish it was your tongue. You feel so good."

He groaned. Her grip on the telephone tightened, knuckles gone white. "When we were on the train," she began. "I imagined you shushing me. Your breath was hot on my ear. I wanted you to put your hand on my skin, down my skirt." Her strokes halted while she laughed. "I don't know why. I wasn't even horny."

"You're horny now."

"All hot and bothered."

A grunt came through the copper wire, luring her along. Her foot pressed the tub's curved rim. Splashes of imagery knotted her belly. The play of light on his slender abdomen when he'd put on a shirt. How his biceps flexed when he'd wash his hair. The tightening of his brow the second he lost himself to euphoria. The musky weight of him on her tongue.

She rubbed herself a little harder. A steady, firm pace. "When I come I feel your cock at my back-"

"Keep talking."

"-and I have to bite my lip to keep from moaning, because I know you'll fuck me as soon as we walk through the door."

"Oh, fuck..."

Water licked at her labia with each flick of her wrist, awakening every nerve ending, cresting wave upon wave of sensation. She shoved the receiver under her jaw, lifted her shoulder to lock it in place. Cradled her breast, nipples just at the waterline Lapping, lapping, lapping. She circled the right with her middle finger, wishing her hand was as large as Arthur's, so that she could play with the left. Shivering, her knees drew together and upward, pelvis striving towards her wanton touch.

Splish, splash. Splish, splash.

A growl rumbled out of him. "I- I'm gonna come."

"Yes."

She was there. She was there. About to fly over the edge, her feet about to leap. Gasps caught in her throat. Half his name lost in a whimper. The peak of delight finally reached...

The phone tumbled off her shoulder and plunged into the water. Landed on the fiberglass. An unenthusiastic thud.

"Shit, shit-"

Locked in spasm, she watched air bubbles rise from the sunken plastic. It was hard to move mid-orgasm. Her legs weren't yet in the Jello stage. Hanging onto the towel bar, she stood on very shaky ankles.

She plucked the receiver from the water, shook it out over the tub. Yanked the drain and placed the handset on the rim. Fingers a blur, she dialed their home number on the bedside phone. How quickly had Arthur realized she wasn't on the line?

Had he heard any of the denouement?

Nine rings and Arthur answered, out of breath but with a laugh. "What happened?"

She covered her face. "I dropped the phone. It's ruined." It would be the one time she would pay a fee for damages.

"Oh. Well, I was just cleaning up."

The cord twined through her fingers. "Did you?"

"Yeah."

"Good. Me, too."

"I know. I heard half of it."

Giggling, she excused herself to dry off. Pulled the clip from her hair, retrieved her nightie from her bag. She crawled between cool sheets, fluffed her pillow, pressed Arthur to her ear.

"What'll you do tomorrow," he asked, scratching his cheek.

A Department of Labor inspector would give a presentation on the Severe Violators program, a list of closely monitored companies that violated labor laws like it was a talent and never lifted a finger to change their ways. The padding to their bottom lines was bigger than the fines. She'd chatted with the inspector during a break.

"ACE Chemicals being on the list isn't a surprise. But Wayne Steel?" A sharp inhale before she yawned the rest. "I hadn't even heard of them."

"You're tired.”

"No. Relaxed. Happy. But not tired." She curled up on her side, burrowed deeper into the blankets. "This bed is empty. I have no one to press up against." Another yawn betrayed her.

At her third, Arthur interrupted. "Y/N, go to sleep." A grin in his words, like he was about to call her cute. "You need your rest."

"And why is that?"

His voice lowered to the volume of secrets. "Because when you get back, I'm going to fuck you as soon as we walk through the door."

Her eyes went wide, then she burst out laughing. A wave of dizziness swept through her. She brought the heel of her hand to her forehead. "What time'll you wake up tomorrow?"

"Six, probably. Maybe 5:30?

"Let's have coffee together. I'll make a cup at 6:15."

He agreed before she'd completed the request, said how dearly he loved her. And, yes, to her consternation, called her cute. She kept the eyeroll out of her reply. "You're wonderful, too. Now take your own advice and get some sleep. No journaling until dawn. All right?"

"All right. Have a good night. And Y/N?"

She was already fading, his lilt her favorite lullaby. "Yeah?"

"Wear your blue nightie for coffee. I’ll be in my briefs."

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savventeen · 1 year

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you glow pink in the night

pairing: non-idol!the8 x fem!reader rating: G wc: 1.7k prompt: none, i just wanted to post something for minghao's bday <3 summary: you and minghao are in a long-distance relationship, and minghao returns to his apartment after meeting you in person for the first time. he finds a surprise you left for him in his luggage warnings: none tags: fluff, just pure romantic fluff, long-distance relationship, Yearning™️, talks about kissing, they are so in love it's insane, love letters a/n: i wanted to break my angst streak and post something soft for minghao day. also, while it's not explicitly stated, i wrote this as the reader being a transwoman! if that bothers you in any way, please do not interact, thank you 💜 (this was originally a sapphic minjoon threadfic that i'd posted on twitter) a/n pt. 2: there are two theme songs for this fic — can't help falling in love cover by ingrid michaelson and pink in the night by mitski

The apartment is quiet as Minghao enters.

First, there are the soft thumps of his sneakers when he toes them off in the entryway. Then, the jingle of keys as he drops them onto the countertop, the acrylic frog keychain you had gifted him clinking softly against the tile, followed by the low whirring of wheels across the wood floor as he drags his suitcase behind him to the bedroom.

The springs squeak as he flops face down onto his mattress with an exhausted grunt, and then — silence.

He's never been a huge fan of silence. Don't get him wrong, he loves the quiet — soft moments in nature or normally bustling parks.

But silence, pure silence, the kind that feels like it compounds in on itself until it feels like you're completely ensnared in it — it always leaves a little too much room for unwanted thoughts to flutter to the forefront of his consciousness, swirling and uncatchable like dust motes in the afternoon sunlight.

This particular silence echoes a little louder than usual, though. The absence is felt a little more keenly — the yearning leaning a little bit more towards unbearable than not.

He really should have expected this — a crash, one that would inevitably come after such an incredible high.

And oh, what a high it had been.

He had saved and managed and planned and saved some more until finally, finally, the stars had aligned, and he'd been able to take time off of work and school and book a flight to New York — to where the other half of his heart lives.

To you, his long-distance girlfriend of two years and the woman he planned to marry someday.

For an entire week, you'd gotten to live in each other’s pockets, gotten to never be more than an arm’s length away instead of thousands of miles. Gotten to be face-to-face, heart-to-heart, (lips-to-lips), instead of screen-to-screen.

It had been heaven.

And like all things, the good and the bad and everything in between, it had come to an end.

So here he lay, a fourteen-hour flight and an hour-and-a-half bus ride later, in a space devoid of the warmth of soft skin and high-pitched giggles that he'd just had the privilege of getting to hold in the palms of his hands.

His surroundings had so swiftly gone from hallowed to hollow, and he releases a shaky sigh into his pillow.

He doesn't want to sink any further into that line of thinking, so he rolls over and pulls his phone out of the pocket of his oversized hoodie, turning on his playlist full of swooping orchestral music and blasting it at full volume.

He tosses it beside him and goes to get up and start unpacking before realizing he almost forgot to do something important.

Snatching his phone back up, he holds it up above him as he's lying on the bed and turns on the front-facing camera.

Before he can overthink how tired he looks, hair falling all over the place and bags under his puffy eyes, he snaps a quick photo and sends it to you. He follows it up with a few quick texts letting you know he made it home.

to: y/n ❤️✨🌻

made it back to my place in one piece (but just a little emptier) (my heart is still with you, my love)

The melancholic yearning starts to creep up his spine once more, and before the vines can root themselves too deeply, he flings himself up from the bedspread and starts making a mental checklist of all the things he needs to get done before he goes to sleep.

First on the list: unpack his suitcase.

He looks to where his mint green hardshell luggage sits innocently at the end of the bed and stares down one of the anthropomorphic bonsai stickers that cover it.

Pointing a faux-threatening finger at it, he states, "You're up, bubs."

He expects unpacking to take no longer than ten minutes — all he needs to do is fling his clothes into the dirty laundry pile in the corner of his room, tuck his accessories away in their respective places on the dresser and in the bathroom, and then carefully put the few books he took with him back on the bookshelf.

Easy peasy. Except, when he kneels on the floor and opens the suitcase, he's not sure how much time he loses just staring at the sight before him.

Instead of the chaotic pile he'd carelessly tossed in the night before his flight back, everything he'd brought with him sits folded and rolled neatly, perfectly in place.

What catches the breath in his lungs and causes his heart to tremble, though, is the large envelope that sits atop everything, addressed to him in an elegant, curling script and sealed with a kiss the exact shade of coral he knows is your favorite.

"Oh, y/n..."

And he could probably blame the way his eyes are already watering with tears on the exhaustion from travel, but he knows that's only part of it.

The real reason is that even now, after two years of loving and being loved by you, he still isn't used to how you're able to fill his heart more and more each day.

With a slightly trembling hand, he picks up the envelope and brings it up to his nose, catching a whiff of vanilla and something sugary sweet — your perfume — before clutching it to his chest for a moment.

"Jagi, you're too precious, please," he pleads to the air, not sure what to do with the affection swelling up inside his chest like a helium balloon.

For a few moments, he lets himself bask in the glow of the feeling blossoming between his ribs — one that's always blossoming when it comes to you, over and over with new and more beautiful blooms.

He takes a deep breath in and releases it, slow.

Minghao tries to open the envelope as carefully as he can, but he has to stop and run to the kitchen for a pair of scissors so he can open it without tearing anything.

But soon enough, he's back in front of his suitcase with a beautifully hand-written letter in his grasp, and he dives head-over-heels into the elegant script.

My dearest Minghao, My love, my hope, my heart — this last week has been one of the happiest of my entire life. Never before have I felt so wholly myself, and never have I ever felt so wholly loved. Minghao, my beautiful moon, I feel so blessed that I got to bask in your light — that I got to see those wonderful little craters you call dimples up close and personal, that I got to press kiss after kiss onto them in the hopes that one day I might come close to filling them. Hopefully, someday soon, I can try again. Ever since I got to know you, you've been such an inspiration to me, in so many wonderful ways. One of the best (and sometimes worst) things I've learned from you is how to be present in each moment — how to let myself feel every joy and every pain, and to hold on to the things that matter. Not by force, but by faith — faith that the good things will keep coming back, and that they are worth putting into things other than just our memories. And so that's what I tried to do this last wonderful, unforgettable week: capture the memories in something besides my full-to-bursting heart. And because all I have will always be yours, these little pieces of me — of us — are yours as well. I hope they bring a little bit of relief to what I know will be a hard separation for both of us. Just know that someday we will get to hold each other again, and the next time I have you in my arms, I'm never letting go. I love you, Xu Minghao. More than any words could ever express. But since words are all I have, I will never cease to give them to you. I love you. As surely as the waves kiss the shore, I love you, I love you, I love you. Yours, always and forever, y/n

It takes Minghao a while to get to the end of the letter, only because he has to keep stopping to wipe the tears from his eyes.

And then he has to put off unpacking for another fifteen minutes because his heart is just so full — the blooms in his chest threatening to burst out past his ribcage, growing and growing and making him feel like you captured the sun and tucked it away just behind his sternum.

And the feeling only grows as he starts to unpack and finds dozens of slips of paper tucked into and between all his belongings — scrap paper and napkins and even the backs of a few receipts all falling victim to your elegant hand.

I can't believe you're here. We held hands for the first time today, and I can't stop thinking about how your fingers tangled so perfectly with mine.

You smile at me, and I feel like my heart has melted and pooled in the center of my chest.

The barista made a teddy bear in your latte, and it made you so happy I wanted to lasso the universe if only to give you the stars.

Minghao, light of my life, you are so brilliant. Buy my god, you can be stupid. (I love it though. And you. So much. Don't ever change.)

I watched you bite your lip, and I have never been so desperate to kiss someone. To be kissed by someone. To be kissed by you. Kiss me, Minghao. Kiss me, and don't ever stop kissing me. Kiss me until the world has ended and we've returned to stardust. Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.

And like a river flows, surely to the sea, Minghao knows with every fiber of his being, that some things — the moon, the stars, you and him, together — some things are meant to be.

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Beautiful Black Women 👑

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alittlefrenchtree · 4 months

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Curious Anon again! Sorry to send you so many asks but your mind is so interesting! You also said this on that ask about Taylor acting: "Taylor was so organic as Alex I was almost immediately on board with him. For me, it was everything to do with the sincerity and heart with which he played him, rather than being an award worthy performance or not. It wasn’t perfect but it was perfectly Alex so it was good. And I suspect the very few of my issues with it would fall on the directing and the editing of it rather than Taylor’s work". Could you please elaborate on how you suspect the few issues you have with Taylor's performance as Alex could fall on the directing and editing of the movie rather than Taylor's work please? I have my suspicions cause I've thought the same as well, but I would love to hear what you think.

Please don’t apologize I love these kind of questions 🙏 Thank you for asking them 💜

[yes, I did take photos of my screen with my phone because you can’t screenshot on prime video and I’m too lazy to find a cleaner solution]

The main moment I had in mind when I wrote this was the "Alex is so in love he could die" shot. Yeah, yeah I know. Let me explain before y'all jump in my inbox.

First time I saw this shot, I knew what the movie was trying to tell me but the message never reached me. And it was so weird because I was very much in tune with with Alex’s feeling at the moment. Karaoke!Henry was my Oh. moment about Henry and the moment I, too, fell a bit in love with him as well. So I was very much on board with the projet. And the worst part of it is I see everything Matthew and Taylor have done and why it has worked on most people.

I know how it supposed to contrast with how animated Alex’s face is in every other scene of the movie. And there, everything slow down, quiet down and he’s stunned by the weight of what he just realized. I know, and it’s there and yet it didn’t work on me. It never does actually. And to be honest, I don’t know what could have been made differently to reach me. But I think my issue isn’t with Taylor’s acting because, making Alex’s feelings for Henry very visible on his face isn’t an issue for me anywhere else in the movie. My best guess is that there is another take of this shot that was made for me but has been cut off and left on the floor of the editing room. But I don’t know what the directions given by Matthew were and sometimes, a scene doesn’t work also because of this. And given how many times I disagree with Matthew’s directing over the course of the movie, it wouldn’t be really surprising.

Like in this?

Who even did the blocking of this scene? Why nobody saw this and said this look ridiculous? It doesn’t make any sense to me.

Same vibe for the reunion hug at Kensington. As soon as I heard "I’m coming to London tonight" I was SO HYPED. I wanted to feel everything with them and— the camera was set a million miles away from them in a very awkward angle and an unpratical setting that deflected most of the intensity of the scene for me?

I’m not sure what was the intention here. I guess there was the symbolism of the stairs with Alex climbing them and Henry running down to him and the parallel with the KP night scene and the idea of being a distant (un-allowed) witness to something very intimate and maybe the idea of making it a bit messy and not hollywoodish for realism? I also imagine Henry collapsing on Alex made more sense on stairs but— I don’t know. I would have been happier with a different setting.

So yeah, these are a few moments I didn't get the feeling(s) the movie was trying to make me feel but didn’t quite succeed certainly because of elements that weren’t related to the cast's work.

Anyway, thanks again for reading my posts so throughtfully and sending these asks, it was fun 💜

#is this the moment when people start to ask if i even like this movie?#probably 💀#red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #rwrb

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 6 months

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Heheeeeeee tysm for expanding so deliciously on my ask :’) I’m absolutely OBSESSED with your analysis of things, and your Milex reblogs recently have just been PERFECTION!!

For real though i am obsessed with it the way i am obsessed with all his little non verbal encouragers, and the way he kind of savours the sound of them as he utters them??

- EXACTLY THIS !!! I could listen to him do it all day, it’s delectable.

but yeah, i feel like there’s definitely an undertone of irritation or impatience here that gives this little 'mhmm' a slight edge

- HONESTLY !!! It’s a little patronising, a little bored, and just pure sex appeal like how does he do it

He’s a phenomenal little creature :’)

(Ps. Cant wait for the new chapter of four walls. Its my fave fic, the angst and the way you portray their connection is beyond perfect.)

hiiii nonnie 🩷 oh my goodness this whole ask has made me smile SO much, you're too kind 🥺

it's lovely to hear you've been enjoying my rambles about alex and miles - i have so many thoughts and feelings about them that just get poured out into the tags sometimes, so it's very nice to know that a) they actually make sense, and b) that they resonate with someone outside my brain! honestly i could spend forever analysing alex, i find the interplay of all his different layers and contradictions and the way he perceives the world around him just fascinating 🤩

'a little patronising, a little bored, and just pure sex appeal' this is the PERFECT description of his tone in that clip🥹 also i'm obsessed with the term 'phenomenal little creature' for him to the point that when i was scrolling through my dash just now and saw a photo of him with his little guitar that phrase immediately popped into my head (i think it's permanently ingrained there now actually) 😭

omg you are too kind to say that about four walls 🥺 ahhhhhhh. i am absolutely flailing over the fact it's YOUR FAVOURITE FIC?? oh my god in a fandom with so many wonderfully talented authors that's just the BIGGEST compliment 😭 that fic is so close to my heart and it just means more than i can ever articulate when i hear that people are enjoying it 💗 thank you so so much 💜💜 (ps the next chapter will be up by next weekend at the latest, hopefully before 😘)

#wishing you the loveliest day nonnie 💝#thank you for this!#four walls #asks

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arcielee · 11 months

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Interview With a Writer

So I have been doing a lot of HotD stories (specifically Aemond and Aegon) but have since ventured out more in the Ewan universe? With that said, here is part 7 of my Interview With a Writer series with the amazing @assortedseaglass, delving into World on Fire and the cunt we love, Tom Bennett. 💜 As always, thank you for taking the time and allowing this series to continue!

You can look over the masterlist for this series and see the other amazing authors I have spoken with. This is just a BTS of some of the talented minds on Tumblr and ao3. 💜

Name: assortedseaglass

Story: The Seamstress & The Sailor

Paring: Tom Bennett x OFC

Rating/Warning: World on Fire spoilers, language, era typical sexism and ablism, sexual assault, war and injury detail, smut.

So, when did you start writing? I started writing as a kid, I always had a really vivid imagination. I used to make little books and write plays! Then, when I was 13, I had a really good English teacher that encouraged my writing and reading. He said to me once, “if you can do it, why not reach for the stars?” And that confidence in me meant so much, and I apply it a lot to my life now.

He left school and without that encouragement my writing turned more to keeping journals and diaries, but then I took a chance and did master’s in creative non-fiction and, I’m exposing myself here, now I write professionally! But on a completely different subject and form!

Where did the idea for The Seamstress & The Sailor come from? Tom Bennett had been rattling around in my head for a while, so I knew I wanted to write a story about him.

I’d also recently rewatched a series called Lilies which is about three sisters in Liverpool in the aftermath of the First World War. I loved their dynamic and suddenly how I could write Tom’s story came into view. Added to that, I am from a large Irish family (a bit like the Vaughns), and my maternal family is only a few miles from Longsight where World on Fire is set. Suddenly, lots slotted into place!

What inspired your character creation Bess Vaughn? When I have a story idea, the characters always come first. I knew early on that I needed someone to challenge Tom, and that had to be someone special because he’s such hard work! I thought a lot about what would make Tom angry, what would entice him, and who would be a good foil. That all boiled down to Bess.

To flesh her out, I took inspiration from my grandmothers. My maternal grandmother was a seamstress who lived near Longsight, and my paternal grandmother made ammunitions in a factory (the job I gave to Bess’ sisters). Their photos are at the end of some of the chapters and I’m endlessly proud that they’re part of my history!

Can you expand on how Bess complements Tom (oh-so well)? My take on Tom is that he was a confident child, and took this confidence and started to act out after his mother died. He says what he thinks and doesn’t worry about the consequences. War wakes him up to is faults.

Bess, on the other hand, was not confident as a child, and only grew in confidence as an adult. She became sure of her place, whereas Tom started to question it. She rarely speaks her mind, only when she feels it is needed. War wakes her up to her strengths.

In that way they are different, but the have common ground too. Both are incredibly loyal, lost their mothers young and have things to prove. Tom, that’s he’s not just a petty criminal with no direction, Bess that she is worthy of a place despite her difference to her peers. Both of them also want to prove that there is more to the working class than what society expects of them.

I think those core elements that are similar, but the small differences that challenge each other, make them an ideal fit.

Do you have a favorite chapter or moment in this story? Chapter Nine was my favourite to write, I think.

There will be spoilers here, but having them finally get together was blissful to write. Their slow tiptoeing around their feelings, the heady mix of the dance and the war, I think it made for a satisfying moment when they do admit their want each other.

I also enjoyed having that happen halfway through the first part of this story; so many stories end at that point, and I love reading those, but I wanted more turbulence for Bess and Tom. Relationships are complicated, let alone relationships during wartime. I also loved writing the Vaughn sisters, each with their own dynamic. Motherly and stern Cora, quiet and confident Bess, giddy and girlish Dot. The letters between Tom and Bess were fun, to really get into their heads and imagine how they would put their thoughts onto paper. But I have to mention, I adored writing the little moments between Douglas and Bess. They are incredibly similar in character; quiet, certain of themselves and they love Tom so, so much. Bess has that awkward little moment with him because of that similarity, and because he is like Tom.

Also, as we have mentioned many a time between us that HELLO, SEAN BEAN!

Photo source.

Writing any scenes that were already in World on Fire were hard, trying to work my own characters into the narrative and getting inside Tom's head. Ewan Mitchell is such a good actor that we can see what is happening in his character's minds, but putting that to writing is hard because those feelings are complex.

Was there another character in your story you enjoyed writing? Dot and Queenie were an absolute hoot to write!

Dot is a little childish and judgmental, but so sweet and full of life. So different to her sisters and for that reason I loved writing her making these little comments that made Cora tut or Bess roll her eyes. I loved, too, that she helps keep Fergal happy. While Cora and Bess try to keep him afloat practically, which is important (bringing in extra money and cooking meals) Dot makes his heart sing just by being her silly little self.

Where Tom needed a foil, so did Bess, and that was Queenie. She is loud and gobby and flaunts her femininity in the opposite way to Bess and I think that makes Bess struggle. She also represents a link between Bess’ difficult childhood, with Queenie courting one of Bess’ bullies (Frank), and her adulthood; Bess is judgmental and while Queenie can be difficult, she doesn’t really do anything wrong. That moment when Tom tells Bess to give Queenie a break is a turning point for her – Bess is used to having the moral high ground over Tom and with that comment in his letter he challenges her thinking. I have a real soft spot for Queenie, but I’d hate to spend time with her though!

Is there another story you are working on? Perhaps a sequel? Other than working through my first ever requests, my main WIP is Borne & Bound, which is an AemondxOFC story.

Mr Darcy-coded Aemond, plenty of Helaena (which my parents almost called me!), and a bright woman from a minor house. She is going to be quite different from Ida and Bess, less introspective. As always, I’m putting in a lot of research to make my characters seem like real people, and I can’t wait to share it. I’m just working out the next few chapters because I’ve hit a minor block with where it’ll go. But the first chapter will be coming soon!

There’ll also be more of Bess and Tom once I’ve watched Word on Fire series two…I am SO EXCITED about new Tom content. Whether he dies or not, him on screen is a blessing!

Do you have a personal favorite story you'd like to share? That's You Were Always With Me by @myfandomprompts Fire and Sapphire by morrisette_sabbath (on ao3) I just finished the latest update and avidly waiting for more!

#interview with a writer #iwaw7 #bts #of their brilliant writing #world on fire fanfiction #tom bennett fanfiction #tom bennett x ofc

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athenasparrow · 10 months

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23, 24, 27!! 💜💜

Congrats on 100 kudos!! 🎉🎉

Play Game

Thank you 😘 I am especially excited to play this because this list is excellent 👌🏼

23. How do you choose where to end a chapter (if you have multi-chapter works)?

Mostly word count and end of scene! I like all my chapters to be around the same length. I don't like one 1k and then next to be 7k 😅 I don't normally stop in the middle of a scene for a cliffhanger, but I'm happy to put a little sort-of-cliffhanger at end. But haven't written many multi-chaps yet!

24. Share a moodboard for (one of) your current WIP(s).

What is the difference between a mood board and a banner? I have a banner made for several of my fics including Miles From Nowhere. Every photo has something to do with the story 💜 I thought about putting together the banner for Athens Girl (since it's you asking!) for this, but I'm on the train 😅 There's a precise image in my head 😊

27. Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why?

YES! The Art of Identification (your gift!) felt really clunky to write - probs because it was my first step out of months of not writing - and I really wanted you to like your gift so was nervous about it. Now when I reread it, it seems much else clunky than I thought 🤣 So I like it now! And everyone else seemed to love it too, so I'm happy now 🤭

Play Game

#athena was asked #writers asks #lovely annabtg

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I know I’ve commented before on your walks but all those pictures are just so good to see. Not to be too cheesy but seeing all the green countryside restores my soul. Thank you so much for sharing them. Do you pick your routes ahead of time? Do you have a list of ones you want to do?

Ahh thank you!! It's so good to hear that 💜💚

Yes, I pick my routes ahead of time, usually based on routes with detailed instructions I find online (if anyone's in the Peak District or just interested, I mostly use letsgopeakdistrict.co.uk or peakdistrictwalks.net). I don't drive so I have to find routes that I can access via public transport - sometimes the walks specifically start/end at a train station for example, but sometimes I have to walk a bit further and find the start or I have to start in the middle of a walk, although I've not done many of those yet. It's helped me get to know the public transport options for getting into the Peak District - they're pretty decent, a good trainline and a number of buses, some more reliable than others. Honestly in many ways planning the route and how to get there is my favourite part of the process, I'll often spend time the week before deciding which walk to do and then reading the walk instructions over and over, helps soothe my anxiety a bit. Sometimes the walk instructions aren't entirely clear, so occasionally I do get briefly lost on walks but I usually find my way again fairly quickly, I think I've gotten better at it too. To be fair to these websites always say that you should also have a map and compass to navigate but I don't currently (will probably get at least a map for my birthday) and I always worry that a map will stress me out further (if I already don't know where I am/how to read it). It's a skill I definitely want to learn though.

I do have a pretty long, ever-lengthening list of the walks I want to do, that I've deemed will probably be doable with public transport. I really want to do an 8+ miler at some point soon (I keep putting it off) just to prove to myself I can so that I can keep increasing the distances of the walks I do, while still doing shorter ones as well. I booked a day off work next week because I wanted to walk up Kinder Scout (the highest point in the Peak District) but idk if I will now because last time I checked the weather didn't look great (it's boggy moorland that can be difficult to navigate in poor weather conditions) plus it's 8.5+ miles (and quite a hard 8.5 miles at that from what I gather) so maybe I'll try something a bit less ambitious next week. I'm hoping to do St Ives to Zennor (or vice versa) when I go to St Ives next month, I think it's about 7 miles, similar to the Whitby to Robin Hoods Bay walk I did in June.

Have some more photos of various Peak District countryside, it's been too many weeks since I've been out there myself and I've been ill this week so think I'll probably be spending this weekend recovering too 😣

#bisexualpirateheart #asks #walking adventures #thanks so much for the ask and giving me the chance to infodump!#hope these photos can restore your soul some more 💚💚

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🌼Dear Bangtan and ARMY,🌼

I have come back. hehe It is the beginning of March ✨Welcome to March.🥰 We are a couple of days away from Yoongi’s birthday and a couple of weeks away from FACE. LET’S GO!!!!!! I am so excited. lol 🔥How is your morning/afternoon/ evening going? I know somewhere in the world it is one of those times for you all. haha I am in the afternoon. 🌱 I made a couple of videos this week too and I found out so many random things and I also talk about something I wanted to do with you all. Please don't mind Lolita in the background of some of the videos lol she is moving in her blankets and she enjoys stretching a lot. I was taking care of her for my sister. These days she enjoys going into the room where I film lol Kook, you inspired me a lot with your lives and I saw them all besides the current one and I also saw Jimin’s. I have to catch up to Rap Line’s lives next lol, but I will focus on both of y’alls lives this week before Yoongi’s birthday. Yeah! But, before I get into the 5 lives lol I wanted to talk about what you inspired me to do, Kook. I say it in person, but to be brief here, I signed up for a May half marathon lol 13.1 miles of pure goodness, but I wanted to do something different about training and I wanted to do it with you all. The marathon is from May 13-21 and that gives me about 70 days to train and I wanted to post each day in the blog with updates of how I feel or went about my workouts each day for the next 70 days straight. lol But, I want Bangtan and ARMY to go on this 70-day journey with me. Y’all can start that habit or wellness goal or dream you may have wanted to get into with me in these next 70 days and you won’t be alone, it doesn’t have to be running it can be working out, walking, changing any habits, or starting something new. I hope to encourage you all to get into it and get those gains with me. I may post a video, or photos, or just words about how I feel daily and if I did my tasks on my road to 13.1 miles again lol This is a challenge I wanted to do as I saw your workout video. I go into it in the videos lol but yeah. I want to do something together with the people I care about and I want to support you all and encourage you to also lean into what you are capable of with this. In this 70-day journey, we may experience highs and lows, but if you join me indirectly, we can go through those highs and lows together. LET’S BUILD EACH OTHER UP. 💪✨I will start posting mini daily logs on Tumblr starting on Friday, March 3rd. From any time and anywhere, come join me to start a 70-day journey of building that habit or goal you want to get at. I hope you can relate to the posts lol because I have always had lows in past training lol but it just built more character and I hope you can too. 🙌 I am crying because I have never posted for 70 days straight before lol but having y’all in my mind and saying it out loud and here in writing adds that pressure to do it. If I can get to 13.1 miles in 70 days, you can do what you wish to set out to do too. ❤️‍🔥 I believe in you too. Haha I am feeling good about what I have learned and I want to see where this goes and if I can get to 70 days. 🔥💜ARMY GAINS💜🔥Here we go. lol Thank you for always inspiring me Kook. haha I hope with this accountability, you can also get your stamina to top tier again and beyond. You got this, honey! FIGHTING, OUR KOOK!!! This challenge is wild and different for me but something is nudging me to do it with you all. I love you.💕

KIM SEOKJINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! I read from Hobi and ARMY that you may be going up in rank at the base.😭✨ YES!!!!!! GAINS!!!!! I love how you talked before about upgrading as a person as you do in games lol and look at you now!!!!!!!!!!! getting those skills and pulling up the ranks!!!!!!!!! 🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 That’s wassup. I am proud for you and of you, Seokjinnnnnie!!!!!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!! Private Jin??????? YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hot. lol I hope you are doing well Jin. I love you too! FIGHTING!💪

HOBIIIIIIII!!!!! I talk about this also in the first videos, but ahhhhhh😭 I will listen to ON THE STREET, well!!!!!!!!!! I saw your enlistment notification and you are in the process at the moment, but I will wish you well when the time comes. It does feel surreal how y’all are now going one by one, but I know you will also make us proud, our Hobi!😘 I will write to you as I do with Jin too. hehe I love you, Hoseok. 💕💕💕💕 I love how you said that you were doing important business to keep us preoccupied with your absence just like JIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AHHHHHHHHHHHH. That got me good. lol Our Hobi is precious. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Thank you for working hard and doing well all the way up to now, Hobi. 🙏😊 I will do my best to appreciate and soak it all in. 💝FIGHTING HOBI! FIGHTING J.COLE! 💪✨

Shall I get to the Kook and Jimin lives? haha Let’s go.

-Kook, I am jealous you have been eating meat lately. lol I have been challenging myself a lot these days and my parents and sister are religious and they go to church and they are in that time of the year where they are doing 40 days of not eating any meat. I decided to join them to see if I can go 40 days without any red meat and chicken lol Fish is allowed though. But, spiritually in those 40 days they also told me that they can pick something personal to refrain from for 40 days as a form of not just sacrifice for the Homie Jesus, but also to be mindful and while refraining from certain things to pray and get into mindfulness with ones own faith in those 40 days. I picked one thing also to refrain from for 40 days next to meat to get more mindful. I hope I do it well. I am taking this sacrifice I am doing for 40 days as an offering to be grateful and thankful to not just Jesus but also the universe around me for all I have in spirit, mentally, and also physically. I have been doing well so far. hehe But, PLEASE EAT A TON FOR ME. LOL EAT EXTRA IF YOU CAN.😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear, once my 40 days are up I will order some fried chicken lol your live made me so hungry for it. hahaha the sauces give me life. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

-“I’ve just been really on my own lately…There was even a time when I didn’t leave the house for six days straight…So, this kind of became a habit. Not doing anything. I really like it, not doing anything…In my next life, I’d like to be born a rock. I’m kind of living that rock life right now. I’m just eating to continue living.” 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😭 This is beautifully said. lol They say that one does not choose the life of a hermit, it chooses you. lol I FEEL THIS SO HARD. 😂😂😂😂My INFJ heart is alive.❤️‍🔥 I cried at the ‘I’m just eating to continue living.’😂😂😂😂😂 SAME. I think you just described the pureness of just living for us humans. Just not doing anything and being in the process of just nothing and just breathing. I am happy you get days like this. Sometimes people don’t need a vacation, they just need to do nothing and think of nothing for a couple of weeks to just rest purely and be in their own energy on their own. 👌But, I think since I said before that you may be a projector in human design, just not having to put energy in things others usually do because it doesn’t naturally light you up really works when you don’t generate energy the same way others do. I think you are in your zone and I love to see that you are embracing it. ✨Projectors need to go at their time and not others when it comes to individual endeavors unless invited to do so. Projectors love doing nothing because it is their natural resting state. I think a lot of people don’t get this. lol I enjoy bouncing off the walls when something moves me but that's my nature by my human design. lol

-I enjoyed the TMIs about BAM lol You clean him well, his stool is huge lmaooooo I love it when you said this randomly lol but I feel you, he has no idea what human food tastes like, he enjoys digging for laser lights, and he listens well when you say ‘house.’ BAM IS SO CUTE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hope Bam is doing better these days.🙏💜 Tell BAM, HE IS LOVED BY THIS ARMY VERY MUCH. LOL 😂

-“I wonder why I think about you when I drink?” lol Kook this is smooth as hell. lol You are definitely a LEO RISING. Lol I talk about your birth time in the videos and I found out that you are most likely a Leo Moon with a Leo Rising and that is awesome.🔥🔥🔥🔥 DOUBLE THE FIRE. 😂But, what you said is so sweet. 😊

-“It’s more like my heart is at ease?” I feel the same about your lives. But, also about making videos and just talking to y’all. Speaking in a video hits differently than just writing out my feelings and I feel at ease and happy when I can talk to you all about random things I come across in my mind from time to time. Thank you for speaking with us and trusting us.😇 I will not take it for granted, Kook.

-I LOVE HOW WE FINALLY GOT THE QUESTION ANSWERED ABOUT WHO DID THE COOL WHISTLE IN DNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL KOOK, I WAS WONDERING IF WE WERE EVER GOING TO GET AN ANSWER AS IT REMAINED A MYSTERY FOR A WHILE. 😭I wish I could whistle lol I can’t. 🤣

-I love how you said that you are living disconnected from society and then I saw recently that you deleted the Instagram app and I FEEL YOU lol 🙌 Welcome to the “ignorance is bliss” but also the “I don’t take enough pictures to post” club lol I look at BTS instagram posts from ARMY translators lol that is how I stay updated these days next to weverese notifications lol 👌I only like to post on tumblr for y’all haha 🤣 It helps me to balance my mindset but also to not be so overwhelmed by many things because I am working on just focusing on certain things and by minimizing my media usage by only certain outlets it helps me. hehe ARMY and weverse update me and I am thankful haha

-I was on the floor when you admitted to having bought ten of the same drinking cup.lol THAT IS SUCH A VIRGO thing to do. lol Bulk buying because you just love certain things and you just can’t have enough with one. haha My sister does that with tissues, toothbrushes, hand soap, candles, and even face towels. lol She never runs out of any essentials and I am thankful for that because when I run out, she loves to share with me. haha I love that you bought ten cups Kook haha GO BIG OR GO HOME HONEY. HAHA YEAH.🙌 Also, it is genius to freeze your beer cups. 😎I had a friend from high school who would also freeze their wine cups in the freezer to keep their wine cool for dinner. lol

-“If I don’t drink beer before sleeping, what would be my joy in life?” for me it is webtoons lol I save my latest chapters for certain days so I can unwind in the evening with some plot twists before bed. haha This is relatable. My fix is fictional drama. lol “Fictional drama 🤝 Beer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

-“My breathing right now is honestly all thanks to ARMY too.” Also me: My breathing right now is honestly all thanks to Bangtan.💕 I don’t forget.

-“Respect, understanding, consideration. A person should always have these 3.” I would like to add a fourth: empathy. 😉

-“It’s a good thing I saw Namjoon and came into BIGHIT. What would my life be like if Namjoon didn’t exist? If Namjoon didn’t film that video a long time ago, my life would have been 180 degrees different. Namjoon is my savior. He’s my savior.” My heart. 😭honestly, though. Namjoon is also like the heart of Bangtan and without him how would things even turn out? Namjoon is like the butterfly effect that really set into stone many things. So many tracks would not have been made, so many words left unsaid, so many hearts untouched, and I also would not have been here. NAMJOON, WE LOVE YOU. I want to pull a Taehyung here and say this to you JOON: I love you more than yesterday, but not more than Kook because he might hunt me down lol 🤣 I love you Joonie. ARMY knows that no one loves Namjoon more than Kook. haha I can’t compete and I won't compete with you there Kook. 😉 NO ONE MESSES WITH KOOK AND JOONIE HYUNG. IT IS ARMY 101.

-This moment here at this timestamp is the best: 1:23:53 of your live lol You pulled a Grudge and you don’t know how much more my love grew for you because horror films are it. hahahahaha lol 😂Please scare me and imitate horror characters, lol I won’t be scared. I will be overjoyed. I love it. haha I find comedy in fear. 🤣

-“SUCHWITA, SUCHWITA, SUCHWITA!” LMAOO That actually goes well. 🙌 I love how you changed the lyrics Kook.

-“If I’m just healthy, my body won’t do its job. ‘It’s so healthy that there’s nothing for me to do.’ And then my body won’t do its job. So these unhealthy components have to enter for it to wake up and fight inside. And that’s how I’ll become healthy.” This logic is top-tier. Because it’s true in even a serious sense even though it can be comedic. Think about human life. You need things to happen for you to grow and find meaning to your life and it can be the same with health. That is why I work out to be strong and run marathons lol I don’t really care about looking slim or muscular. If my body shapes that way, it is not done by intention, but by my own natural inclination to be active. lol I need something beyond to work towards and I love to live working towards something in order to move. If I don’t I get bored lol I feel this. haha I need something to hold me down with some challenge to feel that need to do something. lol 😂 I talk in the videos about doing Tapout XT in my early college years and what made me get up each day to do those workouts is when I saw I could barely even do the first 20 minutes. It was new and a challenge and I hated not being able to pull through even 45 minutes that I used my own frustration into it and I kept doing it for up to a year that I got better and better. lol My frustration and seeing how weak sauce my stamina was back then moved me. And yes, if anybody wants to be humbled, I wanna see you do at least 25 sets of a Tapout XT HELLCAT and then come back to me. lol There is this move called the HELLCAT in the program and it is not for those who talk the talk, but those who actually walk the walk. 😂 I will recommend Tapout XT to anyone who is up for a challenge because it helped me in the past lol I learned a lot about myself and what I was capable of but it is not for beginners.

-“It still remains the same now. What I’m so proud of…So, it just made no sense to put ARMY in a place you can’t see it…I wanted to make it more brilliant since ARMY has to be brilliant. Like, ARMY is such a brilliant presence to me.” DAMN. Jungkook. You are very forward in your feelings. lol I love it. 😭 You don’t beat around the bush. I dig it. I can say the same about you. A couple of my first tattoos were because of you and I was proud to have your words and drawings on my body and I love them, still. You have always made me proud for you and of you. 💜That still has not changed. I wish to tell you this today too. Thank you for breathing life into my body too. 🥰

-“But I mean, you know my personality. If I get into it, I have to just do it.” FIRE ELEMENTS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🔥_🔥 LOL Fire is impulsive. As a fire element I approve this statement lol We like to see things all the way through once we found that spark. muahahahaha

-“I understand it, but must I? Because in that moment it was something I wanted to do. And that’s why it’s still there. It would be like rejecting the past me. In the end, it was still me back then.” You brought this up about your tattoos, but I think this is very thoughtful in the figurative sense. It references how at times we like to deny the things we did or have done because it wasn’t the brightest things we have done, said, or did, but accepting it and just molding those feelings into something else like covering up a tattoo into a different art design is like healing. You know that moment is somewhere in the multiverse playing over and over again but you are creating another path in this universe. I love what you said here, Kook. However, it is understandable if people want to remove their tattoos lol I just wanted to get into the figurative sense here and also validate your own perspective Kook. You make sense too.

-“I’m quite stubborn.” Virgos for the most part. lol I love it though. Y’all stubborn but with a cause. I learned that with stubbornness, you just have to let people do their thing and evolve to it. Like have the patience to live their perspective and do things their way for a bit. I feel like stubborn people are more willing to listen to you when you acknowledge their reasoning and just go with their flow for a bit. I learned a lot from those around me who made me go about things this way growing up. ☺️ Do your thing, Kook. I’ll be next to you as you do lol I don’t mind. haha As an Aries, it is in my nature to be understanding of the differences in people because of my golden skill: CURIOSITY. However, it took me a while to learn this. It came naturally the more life threw experiences at me. 😂

-“I mean of course, our mom and dad gave birth to us…But there’s only one life, and it’s my life. So…maybe you’ll have some leeway to argue?” To the ARMY who wants a tattoo but whose parents won’t let them, just wait until you can. You may want to rush things and it is common these days for people to get them, but think it through. I love my tattoos, but I wish for people to get them without going for them because of trends. Go for it because you see yourself older with them. If you do, go for it. That is how I went for it at 21 lol I imagined myself growing old with these and they hold feelings only I can understand no matter how many times I may try to explain it vocally. Also, you are not uncool for not having them. Tattoos don’t make someone cool, the person who bares the art is the one who makes them cool. Even without them, you are pretty awesome. Take your time. You got time, darling. Like Kook said, you will get to an age where you have to think for yourself and your parents can’t think it for you. I think when that day comes, your parents may see that even if you do get a tattoo they will still see the kid they brought into this world and still be proud. 💜

-“Drying my hair is annoying too.” Me with long hair. You get my dilemma now. lol The tangling only gets worse with length lol 🤣

-“Math probably hates me too.” The lives were pure comedy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Chemistry probably hates me. lol

-“‘Do you believe in ‘shin?’ I do, in ‘dangshin’ (you.)” One of the smoothest swerves in the history of lives lol When people ask me if I believe in God I tell them I do and then they go and think I'm Catholic because I tell them my parents come from Mexico until I tell them I don’t have a religion and they just give me that shocked Pikachu face. lmaoo 😂

-KICK BACK is what I GOT A BOY by GG is for me, Kook. 🔥🔥🔥🔥I felt the huge amount of joy you had when singing KICK BACK. lol Your head was bopping. You were feeling it more than the other songs. lol 🤣🤣🤣 YESSSSS!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”JUNG KOOK NOT ‘LIGHT BULB’” LMAOOOO THIS WINS.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

-That BAM K.O. lol I see Bam loves to give kisses😭

-I hope your ribs are doing better. I was going to say to ice it as it may just be bruised a bit, but you can tell it is a fracture if it is continued sharp pain. But, from the looks of it you seem fine. 😇

-“Regardless of where you are, we will always be with you…Love, I hope we can make you happy…Happiness, the most important treasure.” ARMY saying the best things at the right times is GOLD.✨✨✨ I love how ARMY made you flustered a bit. 😭

-“Jung Kook doesn’t get tired. I’m tired.” lol the irony. 🙃

-JIMIN, I hope your sore throat is doing better. 🙏✨ SENDING HEALING ENERGY YOUR WAY.💌❤️‍🩹

-Jimin, I love how you apologized for not coming sooner because it shows you care, but I hope you know that we understand as well that you do many things behind the scenes. We all do things behind the scenes too and sometimes we promise things, but at times we can’t meet expectations. What matters at least is that we communicate that we can’t or couldn’t. Addressing it is better than not saying anything and you addressed it and that matters. We love you. 💜

-Hobi lowkey manifested the Taeyang collab. lol I love how Hobi was nudging you and encouraging you to contact Taeyang first and to go for it only for later it to happen the other way around. That is insane and that is not a coincidence. Hobi knows what’s good. lol This is proof that he feels things and he just knows. 👌✨

-“And while filming the music video together… I realized just how comfortable I’ve been living like a child in a warm home. Working hard is one thing, but I felt to the bone that I really need to prepare very thoroughly through this process. So, I’m very thankful.” I love this. You brought up the idea of being too comfortable and stepping into the uncomfortable to see things more seriously. This is what people mean when they say that you sometimes have to step out of your true comfort to bring about growth and discover what you are capable of. Sometimes we get put in positions where we realize that we have been comfortable and it becomes scary but in that fear, there is possibility and growth. That’s the point. It is not that we have to live in fear all the time to grow, but that by diving into the things we tend to run away from, we will find the courage to face more. 🔥Thank you for this point, Jimin.😁

-“I’m doing the things I want to do, so I’m not tired from it.” I AM HAPPY. 🥰I SUPPORT IT, JIMINIE. 💪

-“I think our seniors all say really great things there. Of course, they’re saying it to SUGA, but it feels like they’re saying it to us. And it’s like they’re saying it to everyone who is watching the program. So I watched it feeling all warm inside.” SAME. SUCHWITA has that effect. It is healing and it challenges the viewer to see things differently even for a bit if you choose to see it that way. 👍

-“…I’ve been thinking that I want to grow even more. So I’ve been working hard without being low-spirited.” 😳 FIGHTING, JIMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪LET’S KEEP GROWING, TOGETHER!!! GAINS UPON GAINS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

-“Obviously, so obviously, I love you all so much.” 😭I wish to return this message to sender. lol I love you too, Jimin. 💝

-The second live you did was funny too Jimin. lol The beginning with the darkness. I was like, “Is this Tales From The Crypt?????” lol I loved watching that show late at night with my dad lol it is a show that tells scary and horror stories. It always began with an eerie vibe. I remember there was this scary story about a kid who got burned and his skin came off because his mom forgot to turn off the heat on the bath water and I was so scared that I didn’t bathe with hot water for a while. lol I was scared to touch water. lol 😂😂😂😂😂 I loved the show though. haha

-“Thank you for your hard work.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those 10 second dates cracked me up. You were so shocked like, “That means we only have 7 seconds left.” lol Jungkook was funny with it and was trying to tell us he went through a bad break up lol News outlets are shaking right now because a bunch of ARMY dated two BTS members lol I can see the headlines now. 😂😂😂😂😂Y’all are so unserious and I love it.

-“I want to kind of hide this xylitol tooth,” CUTE. 😌 I will say that with braces or molds, I believe they may be like retainers. Once you get them you have to wear them for life. lol I remember when I was told this by my orthodontist. Teeth are always shifting. If you get your teeth straightened and you want to keep them a certain way, you have to keep the retainers. It is not that bad. They are clear and they conform to your teeth and they are not as noticeable over time. You will be fine, Jiminie. Trust me. 😇

-“He sang so well that he didn’t have to use my take.” I think it was cute how you brought up your feelings of nervousness around Taeyang lol the babbling and cowering. 😭 But, I think this adds to Taeyang’s warm demeanor. He knows he could use his take, but he includes people and he most likely wanted to add you into it as it is a collab and he respected that aspect. His consideration but also the fact that he trusted your skill and vocals to use your take is admirable. I think it is a compliment to your skill. You worked hard all these years too and this is proof.💜

-“I miss Jin. The company employees and staff all miss Jin so much.” I still am not over the BTS CREW voting Jin as the member they enjoy working with a lot. lol 😭 Jin is loved, dearly. I miss him too. 🥹

-“But it’s also not extremely strange, but it feels like it's there in an ambiguous manner…You know… it doesn’t matter if it’s just there, but it’s strange when they’re together.” I get what you mean. It’s like the taste of sweet and salty. When you dip fries in a milkshake. It is interesting that when you put both taste together it is not an issue and it tastes well, but it still looks a bit strange. lol I thought of food too. 🤤

-Jimin,😭😭😭😭 lol you say you don’t like to put meaning to your birthday or holidays lol I use to think that way, but I LOVE BEING CHAOTIC AND GOING BIG FOR PEOPLE. lol ✨I am the only one in my family that has been keeping the letters and greetings card tradition alive. 🤣I love being lively like that haha It’s okay, you may forget, but I will remind you how special you are on your birthday even if you don’t care. 🤣🤣

-“I wondered if he was born again. Was he reincarnated? He’s truly like a gift, right? I’m always thankful for the members’ presence.” This Namjoon appreciation going around is contagious and I love it. lol 😭I think he was born again. 😌

-Jimin, I don’t know why but the way you talk kind of reminds me of Shinpachi from Gintama. lol The way he talks seriously but also the sarcasm.👌

-“Hold on. Is it kind of like dating too many people at the same time? Then let’s not do that.” I love that even in fictional dating with ARMY you are just as considerate. lol You are a real one Jimin. 😆

-EMPTY ROAD by Taeyang is NICE. I love to jam to RIDE from time to time.😭🙌

-“In the past, I also had many tears, but I think it’s all dried up, everyone.” I am jealous. I am a Pisces moon all I am is tears and emotions so it is hard at times to not cry about certain things lol I FEEL TOO MUCH. 😭

-I really think the LEGO BEAR PAWS ARE SO CUTE.🐻❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 When you showed them up close, I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!

-“He’s basically being sarcastic.” This is true about Kook. lol His sarcasm is what I live for. When he drinks it comes out even more and I love it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

-“But sometimes, just…’No, you should still know how to cherish and like yourself.’ I think that it actually isn’t easy to accept this usually. So, I think you should know why you are thinking in that manner. And I think I need to hear you out in order to say something to you. Even so… you only have yourself. I hope you don’t hate yourself so much.” THIS RESPONSE IS EVERYTHING. 👍👍👍👍👍👍 The “you only have yourself” and the “why” is very important. To the ARMY who hates herself, honey be okay with hating yourself. Accept it and be okay with it. After you let yourself be consumed by that hate, isolate yourself and really look into how you feel when you are alone with that feeling. Is there things people have done indirectly or directly in your life that made you think that way? What have you done so far in life that keeps egging that feeling? It’s okay to first blame something or someone and complain. Let it all out. Don’t feel bad. You have to express to decompress. You can analyze it later, but the point is to feel first. When you let it all out and you vocalize it on your own, you are giving your feelings space to be present and not locked inside of you. You will feel more eager to look into it once you vocalize it. But, after looking into what your needs and wants are and if they feel unsatisfied or have never been met by the people around you. Sometimes when we didn’t get certain emotional needs met as kids by our parents or even guardians it can lead us to that hate through other means. This is not to say to blame someone at this point but to understand and empathize with yourself that some things are out of our control and we have the power now to change something. You have to give yourself the power to forgive others but also yourself once you start to face certain things. Take your time and start to see compassion for yourself and go from there. It is hard but this is why you need that compassion and empathy because that will drive you to keep going even at your worst, ARMY. What I can say is that your an ARMY and you came to Jimin and that is enough proof you are capable and are awesome already, but you have to see that in yourself even with the hate and love. You are both and as I am, but it is up to you to see that. I wish you the best. I remembered Kook’s words and effort really do make us all. You have to practice that compassion and empathy with yourself every day, nothing gets worse with more practice. You just get better one way or another. You can do it too, ARMY. 💜

-“My memory isn’t good either.” I feel you. I have selective memory lol just kidding. They do say that multitasking is not good for memory growth or attention span lol So it is okay to not be good at multitasking. I choose to multitask when I know I got two tasks that are repetitive and don’t need much thought. 👍 if it’s writing, I can’t watch a video or movie, but I can listen to music well while doing so. lol

-“But spending time with all of you made me feel the kind of comfort I would feel at home.” 😭HONEY, YOU ARE HOME.💜✨

-JIMIN I SAW THE CHALLENGES. LOL THANKS TO ARMY. 😇 I was reminiscing with I NEED U. I wonder, did you remember the steps or did you relearn some again?😭 I was laughing so hard at the BOY WITH LUV video because shout out to the BTS CREW homie who had like a mini JIN POSTER AT HIS DESK!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LOL SAME. HAHA I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, JIMIN. I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE COOKING WITH THOSE CHALLENGES THOUGH????? HAHA I LOVE THE RANDOM ASPECT TO THEM. FIGHTING, JIMIN!💪

-KOOK, I talk about the boxing live a bit in the videos, but it was so satisfying because of the fast-paced reflexes. 😭😭😭😭 I enjoy a good reflexes showdown. lol I am an Aries. I am ruled by the planet of passion and intensity: MARS. lol I enjoy being physically active.🔥🔥🔥🔥Also, seeing TOMMY get all excited for Jimin was wholesome lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣He heard Jimin’s name and lit up. He for sure is an ARMY. 😌💜

-“BAM’S FUR IS FALLING OFF FROM ME.” This is the most relatable thing if you have furry children. Me with NOX. lol 😭😭😭😭😭 She leaves her fur on all my hoodies. When I take them off I forget to hang them in my closet from time to time and I leave them on my bed and she just enjoys going up to my bed and laying on my hoodies even when she has the whole bed to lay on. lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

-“My stamina… is way at the bottom.” The line that inspired me to do the 70-day challenge with y’all lol KOOK, YOU GOT THIS!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO REBUILD THAT STAMINA AGAIN. FIGHTING!!!!!💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 IT’S ALMOST SUMMER. LET’S GET STRONGER. LOL

-With the Physical 100 lol your commentary had me laughing because it reminds me of my parents lol They are into this show called Exatlón. It is a competitive sports show in Spanish and it gets so intense from time to time and my parents are so into it that when I eat out with them they talk about it a lot. 😂😂😂😂😂 they critique and talk about who left and got eliminated with passion. 😆

-This is the last thing I have to say for this week before I end the letter but I really am happy that BAM has found you in this lifetime, Kook. I can see how much he loves you and how you purely give BAM love and it is real. I love that you let BAM scratch your couch for a bit lol Dogs like cats don’t have a long life span like humans and it is nice to see when there are people who let their furry children just be and enjoy the little things. Lolita, my sister's furry child does this thing where she rubs herself in mud and wet grass when I walk her and I know it takes a lot to wash her as she has long hair too, but I don’t care and I just let her be and enjoy it. I love letting her be in her element. She just has this look and smile in her eyes and face of appreciation and joy of just being able to get dirty and be free that makes me so happy. 😭It’s wholesome. I wonder if you feel that with BAM.🥰 it is just lovely. But, I am glad BAM came into your life.❤️

I wrote a lot lol. Don’t worry, the logs won’t be like this. lol I will still write my letters, but I will make short logs each day of progress and my downfalls. lol 🤣Here is to more GAINS.💪💪💪💪 ARE YOU READY??? lol I shall go now. Please be safe my loves. Take care. Make sure you eat something delicious too 🤤and if you are joining me on your own journey to 70 days lol get your mind prepared and shift that energy, honey. We start Friday March 3rd lol Whatever you want to gain is fair game. Go for it.✨ LET’S GO!!!! FIGHTING!!!!!✊💜 Bye bye!!!!

With love,

Your Jennifer 🌼✨✌️🐰✌️✨🌼

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halfwayanywhere · 2 years

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First (and probably not last) 100-mile ultramarathon was a success! I've got a lot more to say about the experience but for now I'll report the following: 😩 It was more difficult than I imagined. I thought running 100 mi / 160 km would be difficult, but not as difficult as it was. 🦶 The biggest challenge for me was overcoming the excruciating pain resulting from repeatedly bashing my big toenails into rocks and roots - both toenails have now been removed (I can post some graphic photos if there's interest). 🦵 Miles 35 to 45 (kms 56 to 72) were tough - I had gone so far and still had EVEN FURTHER to go. Things improved after mile 50. 🌝 Running at night was not as spooky as hiking at night - don't know if it was because I was so tired or because there were other runners out there, but the spooky forest wasn't so spooky. 🚑 The aid stations were amazing and a huge morale boost every time I made it to one. Huge thank you to all the volunteers who made these stops some of my favorite moments of the race. 🌇 The community of runners, crews, volunteers, pacers, and spectators was absolutely incredible. So much support for everyone running and not a drop of negativity to be found. 🤮 I didn't throw up. Does that mean I was doing things right or that I wasn't trying hard enough? 🔥 Chafe was managed well and not much of an issue at all. Again, the toenails were my biggest challenge. ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 HUGE THANK YOU TO @paulina.dao @endlesspsummer @ckahmann @ariane_21 @estherbmerino and @andreanaraville for making sure I was taken care of and supported throughout the race. You guys are amazeballs. And congratulations to @simajohnr @jeff.leeson and @kevinlandtheperson for their awesome efforts our on the course. 📸 @paulinadao #mountainlakes100 #gobeyondrunning

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meltwonu · 2 years

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〚 💜 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕡 💜 〛| [CHAPTER 9]

this chapter pairing; puppy-hybrid!seokjin x puppy-hybrid!(female)reader x human!jeonghan

genre&warnings; hybrid!au, dom!seokjin, breeding!kink/impregnation!kink, usage of the term master, also usage of the term bitch, dirty talk, degradation, knotting, blowjob, heats! I’m ngl yall... I highkey wanna write a mini series about fratboy/weed dealer bts after those PTD vcrs honestly… ☠️ cuz that was 1000% the vibe those vcrs gave off and my mind was going a mile a minute with ideas the entire concert LOL 😩 BUT ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEOKJINNIE ✨💕 THIS ONE IS FOR U! It def is more seokjin-centric and I am not sorry 🥴😵‍💫 he deserves it for being so mf cute 😭💕 I’ll try to catch up to inbox msgs this week as well, it’s been so busy kjdfhks I’ll stop rambling now and let u enjoy ch 9! Have a good rest of your day! I love you! 💕 stream super tuna for clear skin and dream for good health 😈

word count; ~2500

chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - ?

Jeonghan considers you one of his most prized possessions.

“We’re almost there, okay?”

He’d never considered getting a hybrid until he met you and you were thankful that he’d be so kind and generous - spoiling you with everything you could ever dream of.

But Jeonghan knew there was one thing that you always struggled with and that was always when you’d go through your heats; the unbearable need to mate sometimes making it hard for even Jeonghan to keep up with.

And so Jeonghan had tried to come up with alternatives.

Completely tossing out the idea of heat suppressants but considering the idea of a heat partner - something that filled you up with nervousness and excitement.

“Are you ready to meet Seokjin, sweetheart?”

You nod shyly at first - thumbs twiddling in your lap as Jeonghan drives you and himself to the hotel where you’d be meeting the other puppy-hybrid.

All you’d known about him was that he was a husky-hybrid and extremely handsome.

“I’m shy, ‘Hannie…” Mumbling, you look at his side-profile as he grins. “Are you sure you’re okay with this? You won’t be mad?”

He shakes his head ‘no’ in return before glancing over at you, “I want this for you... I know he’s a good match and he can keep up with you better since he’s a hybrid just like you are. And I’ll be right outside the door, okay? I won’t leave you.”

Your fluffy pomeranian tail curls behind you nervously as you watch the looming hotel come closer and closer into view.

You couldn’t deny that you were excited to meet your heat partner - only ever seeing a photo of him in Jeonghan’s files as you admired his charming good looks.

Jeonghan had done extensive research and background checks on the Kim Seokjin he’d hired, and the hefty fee and multiple contracts that Seokjin had written up had Jeonghan thoroughly impressed.

As per Seokjin’s contract, he only worked with a single client at a time and never took on multiple - promising his full attention to his partner whenever and wherever he was needed.

“Okay, we’re here, sweetheart~ Don’t be nervous, okay?”

Seokjin waits alone in the hotel room, not one ounce of nervousness in his body as he peers down at his phone.

He tried to remain as professional as he could be, but admittedly, as soon as he saw your photo in the manila folder, he felt his entire body flare up - the need and desire to meet you reaching an all time high as he tried to hide his giddiness.

Something about you made him want to claim you as his own despite never having met you in his life.

There’s a knock at the door that brings him out of his thoughts and he quickly uncrosses his legs and gets up from his seat as he goes to greet you and Jeonghan at the door.

“Welcome~ I’m Seokjin, it’s nice to meet you~ Jeonghan, right?” He coos.

And all you can do in return is gulp as Jeonghan nods and shakes the hybrid’s hand - Seokjin’s dominating aura already making you hide behind Jeonghan as you whimper.

“Sweetheart? Why don’t you introduce yourself, hmm?”

Nodding, you sidestep from behind Jeonghan and make your way to stand in front of him; shyly extending a hand forward to Seokjin as you bite your bottom lip and try to muster up the courage.

But it’s Seokjin who makes the first move as he reaches for your hand and calls out your name softly - smiling as he takes your hand and kisses the back of it gently.

“It’s my pleasure to meet you. I’ve been looking forward to our meeting since I saw your picture in your file. You’re quite beautiful. And quite docile too.”

“T--thank y-you…” Your cheeks burn hot at his sultry voice and despite Jeonghan being unable to sense the aura in the room - you were already under the effects and Seokjin knew it completely.

And it was rare that your heats were ever sparked on by outside influences but you knew right away as you whimpered and squeezed Seokjin’s hand harder than you anticipated.

Please...

“Hmm, how about we get started?”

Jeonghan raises a brow at the older male, surprise on his features as he watches the two of you interact. “Already? Should we sit down and chat before we get down to it?”

Grinning, Seokjin squeezes your hand just as hard as he recognizes the tell-tale signs - your tail swishing behind you feverishly as your body starts to tremble in front of him.

“She might not be able to wait any longer if we stand here. She’s already wanting to get started and I can smell how needy she is.”

And Seokjin is right, just like he always is.

“I’ll be right outside the door, okay, sweetheart?”

“O-okay…”

You take one last glimpse of Jeonghan’s smiling face before Seokjin shuts the door behind the two of you - a smirk gracing his features as he makes his way to the bed before you.

“Y’know… It’s my birthday today, doll. How very lucky, huh? For who? I’m not too sure yet~”

Goosebumps rise on your skin at the pet name he chooses and you’re quick to shuffle closer to the bed to chase his overpowering scent that has the wetness in your panties only getting worse.

“O-oh, I--I didn’t see that p-part of your file…” Mumbling, you ease onto the bed next to him as the two of you get comfortable. “H-happy birthday…?”

Seokjin laughs boisterously before he leans in close to you; his face only centimetres from your own as you gasp.

“You play coy so well, doll… Gotta say, you almost had me fooled.”

“H--huh…?”

Seokjin pushes you down onto the bed - hovering above you as you hold your breath.

“I knew I was going to like you~” He leans down, inhaling your scent as he groans. “You wanna be fucked so bad right now, don’t you? Your ‘lil hole is probably soaked and ready for my cock already, isn’t it? You’d bend over and spread that cunt right open for me to fuck, wouldn’t you? I could see the look in your eyes as soon as you saw me… And I’ll be honest, it’s the first time I’ve been this attracted to anyone before, doll.”

You feel a rush of wetness soak into your panties as he admires your features and you feel your fingers itching to touch him back the longer he stares.

“I--” You pause, swallowing the lump in your throat before you continue, “I l-like Jeonghan a--a lot but---but when I have my h-heats… I need m-more… It f-feels good when he fucks me but--but...”

“Mm… He fucks you pretty good though, doesn’t he? But he can’t knot your pretty ‘lil cunt like how you want.”

You let out a shaky breath at Seokjin’s quick change in demeanor - undeniably wet and needy as he slowly starts to pop the buttons on your dress.

“You want him to breed your hot ‘lil pussy… Keep you filled up to the brim with his cum until you’re properly filled but you want more than that, don’t you? You want my cock to fill you up and stretch that cunt out when I knot you, huh? You think you can take it even though Jeonghan’s never given it to you?”

And when you’re only in your lacy panties and bras underneath Seokjin is when you start to sob; legs spreading on your own as the heat takes over your body with every excruciating second that passes.

“P--please… Seokjin…”

The husky-hybrid smirks, cock twitching as he watches your eyes glaze over in complete lust and need.

“Your wish is my command, doll. Let’s make sure your master knows exactly what he paid for, hm?”

Jeonghan twiddles his thumbs from the other side of the door; unsure of what to do with himself as he sits in the plush chair.

‘O-oh, S--Seokjin! R-right there, p-please…!’

Your cries of pleasure are muffled through the door but even Jeonghan can’t hold back as he palms himself through his jeans, biting his bottom lip and trying to refrain from jerking off to your voice.

‘Yeah? You like it when my cock fucks you right here? It’s reaching inside of you so deeply, doll… You’re so good at taking it too~ Your pussy was made to be bred like the good ‘lil pup you are~’

Jeonghan’s cock twitches; only getting more turned on with Seokjin’s words.

There was, after all, a reason why Seokjin’s fees were so high and now he really understood why.

‘Ngh, w-when you c-cum inside, a-ah, me, it’s g-going to--to get me p-pregnant with your p-pups…’

‘Isn’t that what you want, doll? Your master paid a pretty penny for me, y’know? Maybe he knew our pups would come out lookin’ just as good as us, hmm? D’you want me to fuck your cute ‘lil hole and fill you up all night ‘til you’re swollen with my cum? We have to make sure it sticks, right?’

‘Y-yes, fuh--fuck, please… H-harder, fuck me h-harder…!’

Your broken cries and whines are enough for Jeonghan to throw all caution into the wind as he swiftly undoes his jeans and wraps a hand around his length - jerking himself off to the sound of your moans that only get louder and more high pitched with each loud snap of Seokjin’s hips.

‘My, my, my look at you… Squeezing my cock so hard like a good ‘lil bitch in heat~ You’ve really been craving this, haven’t you?’

Jeonghan’s grip on his own cock tightens as he hears your choked sobs.

‘Y-yes… Ah, I’ve needed a c-cock to k-knot me…’

‘Why don’t we let your master see how ruined you look while you beg for me, hmm? He must be wanting to see how you look taking my cock~’

It takes one whimper of Jeonghan’s name for him to quickly get up from his seat and come barreling through the door - hand covered in precum as his eyes dart from your body to Seokjin’s.

“Ah, so quick of you to join us~” Seokjin coos; pointed ears twitching before he directs his attention back to you, “Doesn’t she look so pretty with her legs spread just like this? I thought it’d be too obvious to fuck her from behind so I figured this would be better and more comfy~”

Jeonghan’s throat feels dry as he watches Seokjin’s thick cock stretching you open, “More c-comfy for what…?” He asks quietly.

“Oh, you know, a comfier position for you to fuck her throat with while I knot her pussy. She’s really close, y’know? Just like I can sense you are too.”

Your body rocks between the two males - both of them having adjusted your body until your head was tilted back off of the side of the bed with Jeonghan’s cock muffling all of your moans and whimpers.

“I don’t typically share when I’m with clients like this but… She seems to be enjoying both of us keeping her filled up like this~ Do you like it, doll? Your master and your heat partner both fucking you? Keeping you full on both ends? D’you want us to cum like this too? Jeonghan down your throat and me in your pussy?”

You clamp down on Seokjin’s cock harder just as you whine around Jeonghan’s length - both of them groaning in return at the way you react to the husky hybrid’s filthy words and sultry voice.

“Seems like she wants that~ Which works out because I’m ready to fuckin’ knot her pretty ‘lil cunt~ You’ll be a good ‘lil pup, won’t you?”

Letting out a muffled whine, you feel your legs start to shake as Seokjin’s cock starts to throb inside of your pussy.

It felt different from when Jeonghan fucked you and despite the difference, you could get used to both of them at the same time.

“How does she feel? Does she feel different when she’s going through her heat?” Jeonghan asks - hips thrusting forward as his cock slides down your throat. “She just feels so much wetter and hotter but it must feel different for you, right? Since you’re a hybrid too.”

Seokjin nods as his rhythm becomes erratic; the primal urge to breed you making him growl and start fucking you at a breakneck speed.

“She feels just like that for me, too. Except I can tell she wants to be knotted - she wants to feel my cock spreading her open even more while I unload all of my cum in her hot ‘lil cunt. And she wants it deep inside of her ‘cause she wants my pups… Isn’t that right, doll?”

Jeonghan licks his lips as his eyes dart down to see the way his cock bulges against your throat when he thrusts in deeper.

“Fuck, I--I want to cum so bad… I could hear her through the door and she sounded so good crying out for you…”

The husky hybrid laughs and nods; fingertips digging into the skin of your thighs as he prepares your body.

“I wanna cum too~ How about you, doll? Ready?”

“Mnngh…”

Your body jerks against the bed as the two of them alternate their thrusts and it’s not long before you feel Jeonghan’s cock throbbing down your throat - his sweet whines making you clench around Seokjin as you do your best to swallow down all the cum.

Jeonghan preemptively pulls out of your mouth after a few more seconds; the rivulets of cum painting your chin and parts of your chest as Seokjin smirks.

“My turn, doll~”

It takes a second for you to feel the way Seokjin’s cock starts to feel even bigger and it quickly throws you over the edge as you cum with him.

“I---o-oh my g-god…”

It feels like your entire body is on fire as Seokjin’s cock stretches you out to the limit and stuttered breaths are the only thing you can muster as you try to relax and take his knot in the midst of your own high.

“Fuck, you’re doing so well, doll~ Just a little more~” Seokjin groans.

He opts to grind against you instead as his fingertips massage your skin in a soothing manner and Jeonghan is quick to lean down and coo sweet praises into your hair as you whimper and whine.

“Seokjin seems to have been a good choice, huh, sweetheart? You’re taking his cock so well, I’m so proud of you~”

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as the continuous bliss pours over your body and you feel the drool start to slide down the side of your mouth once Seokjin settles in.

You feel impossibly full and sated as the three of you catch your breaths but you know it’s far from over when Seokjin starts to laugh again.

“I’ve gotta say, this is probably the best birthday gift I’ve ever received. I wouldn’t mind being your heat partner for a long while, doll~”

“S--Seokjin…” You whisper; throat hoarse as you try to peer up at him through hazy eyes.

Jeonghan joins Seokjin in admiring your cum covered body - your chest rising and falling in deep breaths.

“So what happens now?” Jeonghan massages your shoulders as his eyes quickly dart down to where Seokjin’s cock is still deep inside of you keeping his cum plugged up in your cunt.

“Mmm, well, now that she’s gotten a taste of what it’s like to be knotted… I say she still has a few more rounds to go, right, doll? We have to make sure I’ve properly bred your cunt.”

Your eyes dart from Seokjin to Jeonghan - both of their eyes filled with lust as you moan in return.

“Y-yes, S-Seokjin… M---Master… Please… I--I need m-more…”

“Anything for you, sweetheart. We have all night, don’t we?”

#Seokjin smut #jeonghan smut #seventeen smut #bts smut #svt smut #seokjin scenarios #seokjin imagines #jeonghan imagines #Jeonghan scenarios #bts scenarios #bts imagines #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #seokjin #jeonghan

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starrybluez · 3 years

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Tagged about a week ago by @whats-her-name-virginia-plain & @duranarchy-in-the-uk - thank you 💜💙 and sorry I took so long in posting this! It brought back some great memories though!

Music Questions

1) what is the first song you remember hearing?

Many moons ago. Could have been “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”? "Mary Had A Little Lamb?" Or maybe “Hey Jude” by the Beatles.

2) what is the first band you got into?

The Bangles & Exposé. And Madonna was my favorite artist. I think it was all about the girl power back then!

3) do you collect any physical music?

Lately no, but I still have a ton of CD’s and casettes (mostly mixed tapes).

4) what is your favourite piece of music memorabilia?

Probably some of my retro 60′s music magazines that I bought at the vintage hippie shops in New Hope, PA

5) the favourite concert you’ve been to?

I saw Paul McCartney in concert 3 times (was a Beatlemaniac for years). The first two times I think I got the cheapest seats where he was about a mile away. The last one I went to was back when I had a real job and could afford to sit maybe half a mile away. It was awesome.

Another favorite would be the B52′s with OMD as the openers. Saw them back in 2018. Nosebleed seats again, but the music was so good.

Oh! And Cyndi Lauper, The Go Go's, Duran Duran, Sean Lennon, David Byrne and the Tom Tom Club (not all at once ofc)! All from around the 2010's. I have a bestie who is always getting tickets for concerts so I've seen heaps of live acts.

I wish I could remember the Duran concert better, but it was 10 years ago and we were all the way in the back again. For Cyndi's concert though, my friend got us seats so close that we could see up her nose! There was a very funny moment where she exclaimed, "Man it's hot in here! Where's the A/C, man?!" And she dragged out a box fan on to the stage!

6) if you could see one artist who is no longer alive in concert, who would it be?

David Bowie!! Still kicking myself for not seeing him live.

7) have you met any musicians?

Gary Lightbody (lead singer from Snow Patrol) and a very quiet James McCartney (Paul’s son - he’s very shy).

8) what’s your go to album when you’re feeling sad?

Any classic McCartney album really. His voice can be a source of comfort & nostalgia.

9) what’s your go to album when you’re feeling happy?

Something I can sing or dance to, like my Duran albums.

10) one music documentary you love?

80's Duran in Sing Blue Silver and Three To Get Ready! Another favorite would be Wingspan w/McCartney & Wings, naturally

11) what is one concert dvd that you love?

The Prince's Trust Rock Gala 1986. Actually rented it on VHS back in the late 90's! My favorite performance from that would be Paul McCartney & Tina Turner singing "Get Back". So much hair, so much! Looked like a hair battle at one point. Tina is just amazing here, but I don't know when she hasn't been. That performance is also on YouTube. X

12) do you prefer listening to playlists or albums?

Albums mainly, because I can pick and choose which song I want to listen too. But since the newer cars don't have CD players (who's brilliant idea was that? 😐) I've been listening to my Spotify playlists. But that's been ok too because I can explore more tunes without having to buy them (for now at least).

13) do you listen to albums in order or on shuffle?

In order, but I skip around a lot.

14) what is your favourite deep cut song by your favourite artist?

Paul McCartney has so many deep cuts that he never released for years, but many of them started popping up on various sites online. A lot of the songs he didn't release himself are actually better than what he released I think. I can't really single one out. I'd say "Sunshine Sometime" and "Why So Blue" to name a few.

15) what is your favourite cd/cassette/vinyl you own in terms of its packaging?

Hmm maybe "The Beatles Anthology" or "Flaming Pie" by Paul McCartney. Anything with lyrics and lots of photos is good enough for me.

Since I was tagged days ago, I'm tagging anybody!

*pls don't reblog (it's long enough as it is!)

#long post #tag games #music questions #this got so long sorry 😅#get yourself a bestie who's fave pastime is going to concerts

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skippyv20 · 4 years

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🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈😁😁😁😁😁😁💜💜💜💜💜💜PG INTERPRETATION OF MM ANON💜💜💜💜💜💜😁😁😁😁😁😁🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

MM Anon

MM ANON … … “ SHOWGIRL”…………… “that girl” ………… “ I don’t trust her “……………… quarantine …… “we never consulted the authors”😂😂😂……………”it’s a gym Jim, but not as they row it”………… “coming for a swim”…………… knock em for SIX……………Four!!!…………… “jump Frankie”…………” it’s only to the Glen Sydney “ …………… “ it’s three miles sir” ……… “ get the bloody hamper” ……… “I’ll drive back sir” ………… “ not a bloody chance Sydney” ……… “ then I refuse sir” ……… “get your bloody arse in the LR” … “reluctantly sir “😱😱

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July 25/2020 FIVE MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🎄

Riddle #61

Some help from the DM today again.

“ SHOWGIRL”…………… “

ALLEGEDLY, When Madam began “dating” Prince Harry she was snubbed by her future sister-in-law and contemptuously referred to as “Harry’s showgirl” by a senior royal, according to bombshell revelations in a new book.In “the book” “journalists “Carolyn Durand and Omid Scobie paint a sympathetic picture of Madam who was shunned by palace staff and Harry’s older brother William, who once advised Harry to take his time “to get to know this girl.” I used the word book and journalists in quotes because they are not real journalists and it is an insult to all great books to call this trash a book!“In those last two words, ‘this girl,’ Harry heard the tone of snobbishness that was diametrically opposite to his approach to the world, MY WORDS😁😁😁. “During his 10-year career in the military, outside the royal bubble, he had learnt not to make snap judgments about people based on their accent, education, ethnicity, class or profession.”

“that girl” …………

This was a tv show when l was a kid with Marlo Thomas. Anyone recall that? ‘P****d off’ Prince Harry branded William a snob after his brother accused him of being 'blinded by lust’ over 'this girl’ Madam sensational Finding Freedom biography claims. This or that, feels like something right outside of Sesame Street! This and that are demonstratives grammatically speaking! Now I shall do my best Elmo voice how is that or this , this and that are demonstrative in English language grammatically speaking. Do you English grammatical language? Don’t I sound just like Elmo? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂. Since their whole “relationship was a booty call“ William is exactly right.ALLEGEDLY Prince Harry thought William was a ‘snob’ after he was warned to take things slow with ‘this girl’aka SEAHAG🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. ALLEGEDLY the Duke of Cambridge told Harry not to ‘rush this’ and ‘take as much time as you need to get to know’ this SEAHAG! Madam was described by palace insiders as 'Harry’s showgirl’ who came 'with a lot of baggage’! Well that’s putting it mildly she has more baggage than the whole Louis Vuitton company put together!😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂

“ I don’t trust her “………………

I’m going to stick with Madam here. After their first teatime or meeting with William and Catherine, allegedly William found Madam taking pictures of the children and private parts of their home and he was furious. She was allegedly planning to sell them for a quarter of $1 million but I bet you she could have gotten more. If she had sold photos of the children they would have been worth millions! They would have been embargoed in the UK but they would still be selling today around the world.No actually they would not be selling today because they would have sued her and probably brought charges. That is nothing to mess about with, he is the son to heir to the throne and those children are also in line of succession and to violate that, in the sanctuary of their home, is no small crime in the UK. So based on, first of all they knew everything about her before that, so I mean they did not trust her anyways. The way she trapped in at Harry there is just nothing about this woman to trust. I do not need to explain it you, you all know it. I do not trust her, she messes in dark evils!

If this is about AH or GM, same rules apply, no trust!

quarantine

Don’t you just love rules and rules that you don’t know exist and then you have to obey them as if you knew that they existed the whole time? It’s so special so very special I am being very facetious😁😁😁😁😁! Fury of the Brits caught out abroad! First holidaymakers return home from Spain and straight into quarantine, after ‘ridiculous’ snap ruling not even the airlines knew about came into force, leaving thousands unable to go to work. Vacationers returning will have to quarantine after landing back for two weeks. This raises problems for those who owns their own businesses or can’t be off work.Others worry their employers won’t allow them to isolate for two weeks. With so many people looking for work this could be absolutely disastrous. People returning from a well deserved holiday to find that they don’t have a job just devastating.

…… “we never consulted the authors”😂😂😂……………”

A spokesperson for Harry and Madam told Us Weekly on Saturday that the couple “were not interviewed and did not contribute to Finding Freedom. This book is based on the authors’ own experiences as members of the royal press corps and their own independent reporting.” If you believe for one fleeting second, you can insert another F word if you like I put that in there for you MM Anon, and I thought you might get a laugh out of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂, that Madam had no input into this book I have a bridge in the middle of the Sahara desert that I want to sell you! To call themselves a journalist to call themselves a book come out and say this is only on their own recollection is a laughable! There is no way on this planet that Scooby Doo has been in her inner circle, closest to her for all this time and she put gave no input to what he was writing about her? If it is laughable, it’s laughable and it’s just, there’s no way that it’s true! I just simply don’t believe it! It is another one of her lies compounded on lies compounded on more lies compounded on a book full of lies compounded on a relationship full of lies, a child that was lied about, a pregnancy that was a lie, the engagement that was a lie, her whole life has been a lie. She doesn’t know the truth she has no idea what truth and authenticity is!

“it’s a gym Jim, but not as they row it”………… “

MM Anon, once again using the tried and true Star Trek metaphor, as shall heretofor be referred to as. 😁😁😁😁How is that for legal mumbo jumbo LEGAL ANON😁😁😁?? Gyms and swimming pools in England reopened today!!But this does not mean that all gyms have opened. No more dash in and out on your lunch break or a quickie after work, no, no, no. This must be planned like a keen covert ops!!!😁😁😁😁. Most gyms will request earlier arrival times and pre-booking. “We ask that new members arrive 15 minutes before the class start time, and regular customers arrive a couple of minutes before. They ideally want to allow class participants to fully exit the studio before the next class begins. Likely so they can sterilize the life out of the place after all that sweat! You’ll need to arrive in your gym clothes! As is the case with many clothing shops, some gyms are keeping their changing facilities closed to reduce the amount of time people spend in the facility. Lockers are likely to also be out of bounds to allow for distancing. El stinks for sure! DEFINITELY NO LUNCHTIME WORKOUTS PHEW🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴! Kids I’m not making light of this at all I’m just trying to use a little humour into this ongoing situation that we’re all in.SAY WHAT😲😲😮😮😮😮😮🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 No more showering. Some gyms will also close their showers, while others will reduce the number that are open to allow for social distancing. Where possible, customers will instead be encouraged to wash at home after a workout session. PHEW!!Prepare to have your temperature checked. Many gyms may require clients to have their temperature taken at the door. You will also be asked to declare that they are feeling well before being allowed to enter the facility. Gyms are trialling a discreet thermo-scanner, which reads your temperature the minute you walk in the door. Gym equipment will be spread out. Once gyms reopen the number of machines that are available to use is likely to be reduced. They will be implementing one metre distancing between mats and planning the flow of the centres to ensure social distancing can be kept all at distance. Equipment will be spread out and user numbers will be monitored and limited to ensure safe distances are maintained.

GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE WORKING OUT AT HOME RATHER THAN GO THROUGH THIS HASSLE IR SIMPKY NOT WORK OUT AT ALL!! PLUS YOU GET THE DELIGHT OF PAYING FIR THIS WONDERFGYM SERVICE.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

“coming for a swim”……………

See above, in the U.K. public pools reopened today. All social distancing applies. They have come up with the miraculous way to stop osmosis from happening!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂If you don’t know what I don’t know if that means I don’t know how I could begin to explain that joke and if you do want to know what osmosis means you’re probably belly laughing right now. Basically what it means as you know things travel through water if you’re in the water and you got some dead skin or a scam or something loose on your skin is kind of just float away along with every germ you’re carrying it’s going to flood the way to the next person. Mind you if they’re using chlorinated pools that’ll kill anything! The big thing now are these UV you VO what is that UV whatever other lady letter that I used to kill The germs in pools instead of using chemicals.

knock em for SIX……………

This is a Cricket term, also has become slang usage. It means to be completely devastated. It is the highest scoring action in the where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground in Cricket. Slang usage ie I was knocked for six after l lost my job.

Cricket has resumed in the U.K. Now fans are allowed!! They, 1000!! are returning to the Oval for the Surrey vs Merseyside two day friendly! Wonderful for both the teams and the fans some sense of normalcy!

Four!!!…………… “

Fore is the golf term that means somebody shot a ball and watch your head basically. Four with three!!!‘s we had this before when you were teasing us of the baby Cambridge number four! I don’t know if I’m gonna fall for it this time as much as I want to! Three !!!, three children, four is number four on the way..? I so badly want to believe that!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Reality bites and intervenes though. Premier Daniel Andrews issues desperate coronavirus plea to young people in Melbourne, revealing Victoria is ALREADY in stage four lockdown!! Premier Daniel Andrews says Melbourne is 'effectively’ in stage four lockdown.Victoria recorded another 459 cases on Sunday, along with 10 more deaths.Masks became mandatory across the city and Mitchell Shire on Thursday.The Premier issued harrowing plea to young Melburnians to take pandemic seriously. PLEASE HARKEN YOUNG ONES, YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE AND CAN SPREAD THE VIRUS🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻!

“jump Frankie”…………”

As per usual and MM Anon, you leave me one clue that makes me go Squirrley and I’m just going Squirrley Squirrley Squirrley! All I can find is something about a kid from a show called, The Middle, which I’ve never heard of and he’s jumping in and I don’t know what it doesn’t make sense. I highly doubt that you’re referring to some obscure American television show. I can’t find any high jumping athletes I cannae find nae the UK diver. I’m lost here. I am again thinking and searching and it’s probably obvious to those of you in the UK but I have no idea what this is.

Frankie is a male dog character who first appeared in JumpStart 1st Grade in 1995. He originally appeared mainly in products for first graders. Nowadays, he is the mascot of JumpStart and stars in games for a wide variety of ages.In JumpStart Around the World ,Frankie began wearing an outfit consisting of a blue collar red sweater with yellow trim, a V-neck, and the yellow letters “JS” on it. He continued to wear a similar outfit in other games released prior to and during the JumpStart Advanced series debut, though oftentimes the 'JS’ on his sweater was dropped. In the JumpStart Advanced series JumpStart All Starsfeature and title screens, Frankie wears a red shirt with blue stripes and yellow stars on it. Is this it? Are the Cambridge children using this to learn?? I have no doubt that I’m wrong but at least I found two interesting to interesting things to talk about anyways.

OK I was going to give it another 15 minutes before I gave up because I don’t get up and VoilaI found something about a chat named Frankie Detorri. He Is a horse jockey and has a signature move that he makes when he wins he jumps off the horse. We are you heard me right he jumped off the horse!Frankie’s flying on super Saturday! Dettori retains title as Royal Ascot’s top jockey with stunning 150-1 treble, including two Group Ones.

Dettori won the Queen Mary Stakes and then the Coronation Stakes. Ha persistence pays off oh I’m so happy! The treble was completed with Palace Pier in the St James’s Palace Stakes.The jockey moved onto 73 Royal Ascot winners - the same mark as Pat Eddery.

“it’s only to the Glen Sydney “ …………… “ it’s three miles sir” ……… “ get the bloody hamper” ……… “I’ll drive back sir” ………… “ not a bloody chance Sydney” ……… “ then I refuse sir” ……… “get your bloody arse in the LR” … “reluctantly sir “😱😱

I hear you have the humourous continuation of yesterday the disagreement between prince Philip and his dear man Sydney. Himself is trying to say it’s only a short drive but Sydney is saying it’s 3 miles Sir! Sounds like they’re going fishing or on a picnic and he’s telling him to get the hamper and Sydney wants as well I’ll drive back. And quite Himself saying no way and then he is Sydney is saying no way and himself is saying get your butt in the range rover or the lone ranger as he calling it end of dutiful Sydney says reluctantly with horror on his face I could just see and hear hear this ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha conversation!

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