#thanks google I guess

[avalencias]

home can be a person too

shoutout to @kienava for just suggesting drawing them in bed

#critical role #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #my things #something something we deserve a soft epilogue blah blah #lets ignore my sad attempt at a background #anyway in the future they're fine and cozy and sleeping away a lazy morning #just this once tho usually they got farm chores to do #god trying to find the quote so I could write it out was. hmm #cr subreddit is….something else #thanks google I guess

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

I realize now,, I may be very susceptible to praise..

A few days ago, I had a sudden spike of notes where I obtained 64 in one hour (definitely the highest anyone's ever gotten, obv), and now I haven't gotten one since midnight, and I feel needy. (I am not begging for notes, but I now realize, I may have a slight eagerness to please.)

#robot girl #robotgirl #robotposting #transfem #hey google #can you get addicted to tumblr notes? #thanks #praise k!nk #i guess????? #gifted boy to burnout robot girl with a praise kink timeline is real

[unmotivated-student]

It wasn't the best day for Tubbo i see

#thanks to Google for translating the username too 🙏 now Tubbo will be pipe I guess #tubbo #etoiles #qsmp purgatory #qsmp #qsmp twitter

[heartofalifer]

sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know

#alec hardy #broadchurch #because if i saw alec hardy wearing The Blue Jumper #with glasses on and reading a paper #and that photo was a side profile of that #i would have swiped right IMMEDIATELY #funny tho #because then afterwards ill google him up #and karen white's article about him will definitely come up #and turn all potential suitors away #also im having a writer's block #i AM STUCK TRYING TO FINISH WRITING CHAPTER 9 of this fic im writing urghhhhhhhhhhhh #david tennant #look #david tennant is a very good looking man #but if i saw Alec Hardy in real life in a universe where i dont know how DT looks like #i would look at him and scowl #“dafuq u mean he's in charge” #man cant even trim his beard or iron out his suit #also that princeloww post about the tinder convo led me up to these thoughts so thanks for that i guess #alec hardy is tumblrs resident grumpy wet cat

[3-2-whump]

Valentine's Day Shopping

TW/CW: noncon implied, nsfw whump implied, intimate whumper, public humiliation, hickeys

“No, no, no, that’s not what I’m looking for. I want amethyst as purple as… purple as… hey, Whumpee, come here!”

Whumpee reluctantly comes within arms reach. Whumper grabs him and deftly pins him against their chest. One hand keeps him from struggling too much, the other hand pulls down the neckline of his shirt to reveal a dark purplish hickey.

“Like that! I want amethysts as purple as that! Go ahead, take some reference pictures, he won’t mind, will he? It’s gotta be a perfect match, my date deserves nothing less, after all!”

#happy Valentine’s Day I guess #intimate whumper #nsfwhump #tw noncon #implied #whumplr #I saw this in a movie once and the scene stuck with me #only a little ashamed to admit how many gemstones and hickeys I looked at #thanks google

[nympippi]

For the TBP headcanon thing: I just love the idea of Vance using a home perm kit. With his hair all in rollers

He’d get up bright and early just to do his hair. Honestly he finds it exhausting and kinda annoying however he’s always really happy with the results afterwards so it’s kinda worth it in the end!

#the black phone fanart #the black phone #the black phone fandom #tbp vance fanart #tbp vance #vance hopper #vance hopper fanart #pippi art #necromancer finney au #no one knows he does this btw and if anyone asks he says it’s all natural after giving them a nasty look #as if they have the audacity to ask about his hair. #also I think he would like the Incredible Hulk comics #all of the ghost boys like comics tbh #but him and robin really like hulk. #he has a natural resting bitch face ™️ #also thank you so much for this headcannon! honestly it was really funny trying to draw the curlers on him lmao #also I don’t know how period accurate those curlers are so I kinda had to guess on google #from references #^^

[dekupalace]

isatcord got this so I'll just drop this family bonds thing here too teehee

#THIS IS NOT FINAL this is just a concept i wrote for my own timeline reference #this may or may not happen in the fic. maybe. maybe not. who knows #i mean i know but ill never tell lmao #im slowly working on this again! im sorry for the hold up ive been so out of it lately and i think i needed the little break #im working on things other than family bonds too so its very on and off #also im gonna be real i never got over that cold LOL its still haunts me every so often and ive been napping a lot because of it #still......dont listen to my excuses ill get there #thank you again for your patience and love and FAN ART AND FAN WRITING???? I LOOK AT THAT SHIT EVERY DAY YALL ITS SO COOL #i hope the wait will be worth it for everyone...but i guess we will see #okay back i go to the realm of google docs #busy.🐝

[bangcakes]

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#god i was so giddy today (or well i guess yesterday. its almost 2am JDJFJFJF) #i was waitin all day for him to finish work so i could message him n he messaged me in seconds... triple texted NDNDJDJDNDNDMDMDN #god hes so cute. im so !@@@@@ i like him so much. like ..... !!!!!!!!!!!! #he makes me so happy idk how to explain. i just !!!!!!@@ like him so !!!!@@ much !!!! #why do i deprive myself of him 😭😭😭😭😭 #but i mean we did talk for 2 hours straight in person a few weeks ago. not much you can like. converse about after that JDJDJDJDJDJDJ #:'))))))))) #maybe i'll let myself be a lil hopeful.... 🥺🥺🥺 #personal #also omg i think i figured out why he was so combative??? when i saw him last #i think it was bc of our mutual friend........... #n e way HDNDNDNDNDN #so maybe thats why he was like that. bc with me.... sure we tease each other but hes not like....... out for the kill idk JDJDJDNDNNDNDND #hes so sweet.... like not in an obvious way but like NDNNDMDDMD IDK. #we'll put it this way.... #when ppl ask him for help... he tells them to google it #meanwhile hes explaining stuff to me in detail; going up to the teacher n asking questions for me; getting up out of his seat n #looking for a plug for me JFJDJDJDD LIKE ????? #hes also so polite... thanks ppl... holds the door for ppl. god hes so...... #if he's like....... the guy im gonna be with for the rest of my life... o i'll be so happy BDJZNZNNZNZNZNZNZ #THIS IS SO SAPPY GOD. #if u saw the messages you'd be like literally what are you giddy over HFJDJDJJDJDJDJD AND THATS OKAY #hes just some guy.... love that about him the most.....

[toytulini]

Okay i have yet to see a post about this that isnt filled with ppl being Annoying as Fuck on it, but,

theyve found wreckage of the submersible, it imploded (thank god, thats better than a drawn out suffocation over the course of several days, implosion means it was pretty much instantaneous) and the us navy have revealed they heard a weird sound on sunday from about where communication with the sub was lost, that was probably the sound of the implosion, [implied that they didnt say anything cos they didnt want to jump to conclusions without evidence of a wreckage, if there was a chance they were still alive.] no idea what the banging sounds were.

I do hope rescue efforts are extended to the migrants off the coast of greece, and am angry and horrified at their mistreatment, and that the media clearly cares less for their fates than that of the billionaires on the sub.

also, while i have you here,

The difference between a submersible and a submarine is not that one is safer. The titan was a submersible that was unsafe, but that is not because it was a submersible.

A submarine (or sub) is a watercraft capable of independent operation underwater.

A submersible is a watercraft designed to operate underwater, usually supported by a nearby surface vessel, platform, shore team or sometimes a larger submarine.

submarines generally dont go as deep as our deepest submersibles, but some can be down there for months at a time bc it is like. a self sufficient Ship. not all submersibles can go crazy deep, but to my knowledge, the only crewed vessels that can go that deep, are submersibles. (Alvin, deepsea challenger, limiting factor, trieste, fendouzhe or "striver").

#toy txt post #titan submersible #if ppl start being annoying on this post. ill turn off reblogs and block all of you. make your own post. #reblog the other ones where people are already being annoying #yes i hate billionaires. but im glad it was a quick death. it was a horrific situation. hope those migrants are given support and help. #i hope oceangate is fined to hell and back and bankrupted and never gets to put anyone in any sort of vehicle ever again #especially not in the ocean. im a little glad that ceo is dead in his own stupid sub im just frustrated he was able to take other ppl with #him. the fact that he was able to operate that unregulated non safety standard meeting ass vehicle and charge people money to ride in it is #fucking insane and unconcioable however you spell that #and now i need to go shower real quick and try to get like. a little over 3hrs of sleep. which will suck but i did accidentally nap for #like? 2 hrs already so it doesnt suck as bad as it could. goodnight please dont be stupid on this post please please please #if you have a hot take on the situation im begging you to hot take it Some Where Else! thank you! good bye #im not gonna bother linking shit feel free to fact check just fuckin. google titan submersible. James Cameron is tossing his 2 cents in now #saw 2 separate articles on that already. thats fine i guess he has been down there in safer vehicles so i guess he can shit talk how unsafe #it is. anyway. saw someone in the comments of a post say it was a submersible bc it was too unsafe to be a submarine and i wanted to start #screaming. thats not what those fucking words mean! at all! god! #irl death #idk what else to tag #behave. bye

[katya-goncharov]

there are these two girls on my uni course who i want to make friends with SO much but i'm so bad at making friends generally. i guess i'll just have to try to actually, like, talk to them

#they're the only ones on my course who are around my age bc it's a postgrad course and they seemed nice last time i had class with them #but they kept being like oh i like your outfit etc and i never know what to say to that apart from like. thanks #like i don't know how to turn that kind of thing into a conversation and they'll have probably given up on me by the time i next have class #with them so i guess I'LL have to be the one to make the first move next time and try to start a conversation. but i'm so bad at it!!!! #emma vents #i wish How To Make Friends was something you could just google and not something super basic that everyone else in the world just #automatically can do just fine except for me

[scootsaboot]

my worst nightmare happened yesterday by the way. i got a text msg from my boss from my previous job and he tells me he found a google doc that he thinks is mine and showed up in his recently updated section of gdrive.

the only thing i gave myself access to on my work email (that wasnt work related) was my jojo fanfiction folder.

after they offboarded me and deleted my email those viewing permissions went right to my boss :)

he saw my fucking josuyasu fanfiction

#when i tell you my face turned bright red #i’m pretty sure i know which fic it was and thank god it wasnt something worse #but oh my god #WHY WOULD GOOGLE DO THAT TO ME #i’m so embarrassed #but it will make for a funny story in my authors note on the fic i guess

[salfishersimp2]

Okay so I think he would totally want something like chocolate or vanilla but wouldn't want people to think he's a basic bitch or something so he goes for mint (I was yet again proved wrong as his panic choice is vanilla but oh well)

That shit has drugs in there love

So no drugs (I was wrong again what a surprise lmao)

I have no idea what a speakeasy is but i'm going with the vibe here

My imagination was going on so hard when reading this that when the music stopped my ears started ringing as if I just got out of a really loud room

Istg I will read this again at some point bc I have got to find em (<--- known liar)

@jtl-fics

#so now after rereading these I feel bad about thinking the waitress put drugs in his ice cream #Its the wattpad 10 y/o girlie who read too much dark shit in me i swear #Still don't know EXACTLY what a speakeasy is but I have my vague theories and guesses #Thanks google for the worst answer ever #As usual #I did not read it again but I found that one post with the screenshots of the clues so now at least I was able to identify em 👍 #And laugh at them #Feels like cheating but oh well #putting all of these in one post bc I'm equally embarrassed and excited that a bunch of people are probably going to see it #I'm like: “alr lets just get this over with” #fluent freshman au #aftg au #aftg #sal's tagging tag

[corrodedbisexual]

WHY IS THIS HEADLINE SO FUNNY addhgjgfhhafj

(The interview is gold btw. "I can't be sniffing glue again" omg this man. This man i s2g.)

#joseph quinn #everyone posted the new pics but i haven't seen the interview posted? so i guess thanks google for the notif

[echthr0s]

was suddenly deathly afraid that I'd forgotten David Bowie Day (what I decided is January 9th, because it's the day between his birthdate and deathdate. because imo if you manage to pull that off it should also be celebrated alongside your general existence)

I got lucky this year but maybe I should queue something to remind myself next year 🤔

#i guess i could use like. the calendar in google #idk man i don't use planners or calendars or any of that shit. i barely acknowledge the passage of calendar time #which is. part of the problem here yes i know LOL #ANYWAY time to light up that saint candle again tomorrow morning #....yeah ok i also *just* noticed that january 9th is 1/9 which. like. 19. yeah thanks i hate that <3

[countfagulaa]

I saw the acronym AMAB and didn't know what it meant so I thought "What's that mean? All Men Are Bastards?"

It's "Assigned Male At Birth."

#I prefer my first guess but thank's google #that's cool too #text post #thoughts #Sherlock.txt

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Merry day for everyone!

I know some people don't celebrate Christmas (or hanukkah or another holiday) but i hope your day goes great nonetheless!

Also happy birthday to you!

-🌵

Happy holiday season to everyone!!! Even if that just means the upcoming new year!!! And thank you ❤️

#I know Hanukkah is already over but still happy holidays even though I’m late #idk anything about Kwanza but google says it starts tomorrow so I hope you enjoy an amazing holiday!!! #happy late solstice!!! #and happy general Yule to whatever else! #love y’all!! #it’s a season of love and giving regardless of how you celebrate #I’m calling my family soon and super excited 😊 #ask #anon #also thanks for the bday wishes!! #I’m 25 now so officially mid 20’s I guess #hug anon