Shout out to that one time one of my students mom’s was wearing a shirt with Blackbeards flag on it and I said “oh cool, our flag means death shirt” and she just stared at me completely puzzled. It did not even cross my mind that she could have been a fan of the actual Blackbeard.
We are in North Carolina…
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freaked out over luke being on screen and i think my brother saw me..
I will be killing myself soon !!
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just tripped up the stairs in front of a boy gonna 🔫 myself
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passed my exam!!! the last 1 1/2 years were not for nothing
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I'll never recover(accidently played save a horse ride a cowboy over the speakers at work)
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my (harrowing) experience with disneyland star-lord
so i watched disneyland star-lord in the dance-off show twice in a row last friday. unfortunately for me, i happened to be wearing his shirt from the holiday special (which you can watch on disney+ go watch it it's so fucking cute)
oh also the shirt:
Anyway the first encounter he noticed me (while he was dancing, I was on his side) and I don't remember exactly what he said but it was something along the lines of "oh you're wearing my shirt I'm gonna have to steal it back from you" which even thinking about it now makes me go. BRIGHT RED. Jesus christ uh okay so the second one I was standing in a similar spot but closer to the front. And that mf put me on the spot like "if you're wearing that shirt you've gotta have some good moves" (by the way I'm incapable of dancing) I can't even remember how I responded I like blacked out or something that was so scary anyway have a nice day and the lesson here is don't be cool because if you are disneyland star-lord will put you on the spot 😒 ALSO IT'S WORSE BECAUSE HE'S THE CLOSEST TO THE ACTUAL STAR-LORD OUT OF ALL THE IMPERSONATORS I HAVE SEEN. also it was the same guy both times 😬😬😬😬 I literally left after that partially due to embarrassment and I also received really bad news after that so I got too sad and embarrassed to stay... well I already knew it but I got like actual confirmation about it 😞 okay seriously have a nice day BYE ☺️
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I will never forget that one time in sophmore year in highschool that i opened tumblr while heading out of class and the first post it showed was of a full destiel smut art (only butts though) while a kid from class was behind me
He was so shocked and said "what was that"
And i just went "you saw NOTHING." AND BOLTED.
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on the nth episode of "my dad telling people I write (but doesn't understand the concept of fanfiction)", he told my optician (which is his too) and the optician asked on which platform I write so he can read them - I had to lie and told him that I write in private without sharing it at all.
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i'm gonna be honest i totally had my immersion broken as theron bc me and all 3 other dps had the exact same idea in every single final EW trial and dungeon so our entire party...was red mages.
It did not prevent us from eating shit.
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Being mentally ill so embarrassing sometimes like.. why would you break down over a lot of people talking at once🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️
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