Y’all. If you think that the evils of big business starts and ends with the CEOs bloated salaries, you’re missing a wholeeeeeee lot.
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Watching a video on WeWork. Venture Capitalists are the dumbest people on the planet
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Questions You Need to Answer as a Business Owner/ Start Up Founder
Here’s a list of questions you should be able to answer while preparing for a client call, investor meeting or presentation.
- Have you conducted customer research? What was the outcome?
- What was a lesson you learned along the way?
- How do you develop product strategy?
- Who is your primary customer?
- If most of your business is partnership based; What drop rate are you expecting when your trial/ pilot with these partnerships is over?
- How much risk does your distribution strategy have?
- How easily can your competition replicate you?
- How easy or expensive is it for your customers to switch to your competition instead of you?
- What are some major barriers you’re expecting?
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- What is your burn rate?
- Talk about your unit economics a little more.
- Are you focused on growth or profitability?
- How can you achieve break even faster?
- What’s your current cap table?
- What will you do if your top line don’t match expectations?
- What is your vision?
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“tumblr is the gay website! tumblr is the liberal website!”
tumblr is literally out here sponsoring ads like this:
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it is so goddamn funny how ceo is the standard like. fanfiction modern au rich guy job?? and yet nobody who writes that kind of thing has ANY conception of what ceos actually DO all day. granted, i also have very little idea of what ceos of companies that are not startups do all day, but at the very least my first step would be googling like “what does a ceo do” “ceo daily routine” etc and reading whatever the fuck they say abt themselves in forbes or businessinsider or wherever, which is not likely to be Literally True but is at least a START
but no. authors r out here just completely bullshitting it like yeah ceos we all know what they do. business stuff. meetings with… other business dudes, or something. i’ve only read i think one fic ever in my life that admits to the existence of mergers & acquisitions, much less such things as shareholder meetings and quarterly planning. can you imagine if robotics engineer was the standard fanfic rich guy office job instead i’d never stop screaming
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"dragon's dogma 2 microtransactions aren't that big of a deal" so you wanna take that stance. when hundreds of employees in the game industry are being laid off. so that companies can maximise profit? you want to come out here and say "nah i don't think companies seeing people as profit incentive over, you know, human beings, is that bad"? are you sure?
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they should invent redacted fanfiction (redacted meaning the same thing redacted has meant for many many months) that actually knows what modern career to give my guy. he would not fucking be a ceo he would not be an author (sorry to the beloved for that one) he would not be in business or whatever bullshit finance whatever people always give him. he would not be a professional athlete either. sorry. but these fanfiction writer are so stupid god bless
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Considering all the previous major fuckups when companies tried to use ai for mental health probably not a great idea to use this and probably not great for tumblr to be advertising in at the top of the dashboard.
Looks like they can sell data about any way you interact with the app which idk since im not a programmer looks like any information you put into the app is sellable.
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