#the brainrot is real yall

[vertexline]

Gremling coded Husband

#bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #astarion #I still struggle with stylizing realistic characters aaaaaaaa #but I love my fail wife and just want to draw him qAq #btw did anyone else miss his mole during THAT convo??? #I'm so sad that he freaks out if you tell him you like it #I just wanna kiss it and tell him how pretty he is aaaaaaaaa #the brainrot is real yall #vertex art

[jeena-says-hi]

Ok so I wanna take part in treebark week but I’m too busy to draw but there’s some lyrics in songs that I feel rly fit them that i wanna post about

So fic writers and artists feel free to use them for prompts if u want, no pressure 🙂

(but plz tag me if u do use these songs!!)

Viva la Vida by Coldplay

King by The Amazing Devil (honestly this whole song fits them)

20 dollar nosebleed by Fallout boy (more for an au where they won third life)

Little soldiers by the Crane Wives

The Garden by the Crane Wives

I’ve got a whole ass playlist for them but these are my faves 💚💛❤️

(Bonus these parts of soldier poet king, u can prob tell who gets what verse)

#treebark #treebark week 2023 #treebark week #third life #last life #double life #limited life #art prompt #fic prompt #the brainrot is real yall #songs #song lyrics #crane lives #crane wives #trafficblr #itlw #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood aka martyn #third life martyn #renthedog #third life ren #king ren #red king ren #I would say ‘born to die’ but that’s honestly all the ships #soldier poet king #martyn and ren

[stargazer0001]

unpopular opinion mark and wallter are so much better as enemies

guys

the toxic divorced gay men......................... dont make them happily married....

#this is abt regretevator btw #the brainrot is real yall #star.txt document

[tharkflark1]

(Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about soriku) (Thinks about-

#kingdom hearts #Soriku #Sora #Riku #the brainrot is real YALL

[rainbowcrowley]

ngl this is kinda funny thanks spotify

(art by the wonderful and talented @hansoeii 💖)

#addi.txt #the brainrot is real yall

[thecontumacious]

Brainrot of the Day: Teasing Vox

a/n: VOX AKUMAUR BRAINROT BCS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HI???? here’s the clip for my reference btw xixixi

imagine him just coming to lay down with you, tired and just want nothing more than to cuddle

but then you suddenly climb onto his lap, straddle him best you can and give him neck kisses

“darling, what are you doing, hm?” he chuckles, putting his hands onto your waist.

he tries to be confident but his neck is fuckin sensitive so you ruin that sweet flesh of his with bruises

just ignore him, don’t answer to anything he says to you. even when he tells you that he’ll be taking control, don’t mind him

keep going

but if he physically restrains you from doing so, just give him your puppy dog eyes and he should be able to melt.

“baby please? i just wanna take care of you…”

he’ll sigh and let you have fun with him some more. he’s down bad for you and your kisses anyway hehe

ah yes his stomach and everything below kisses

do a whole bunch of that shit and vox will turn into putty in your hands

with that being said tho things do get riskier and there’s a bigger chance your puppy dog eyes won’t work here

i did headcanon that one of his love languages would be acts of service (you on the receiving part) so to have you take care of him in return, treating him with absolute royalty (and by that like genuinely, no jokin around) rly softens vox up

he’ll just stare at you with the most love filled eyes, holding your cheek or hair gently depending where you are and whisper, “god, i love you so fucking much you know that, love? you’re mine and i’m all yours.”

im then gonna ask you to pull away when vox is enjoying it the most

the most im lettin ya kiss him in order for him to be desperate is his thighs or inner thighs

do not go anywhere past the waistband of his pants.

he’ll be so close to having the moment of his life before you pull away, giving him one last kiss to his lips before curling up next to him to sleep

vox be like: o.0???? huh???? that’s it????

act cute and innocent and he maybe won’t push you for teasing him

“i never said i was in the mood, baby. can i have some cuddles now?” you pout at him and he rly has no choice but to give in

please do keep up the act though. if he sees even a sliver of you wanting more, he’ll smirk and take control

BUT THATS NOT WHAT THIS BRAINROT IS ABOUT OKAY

it’s about trying to make milord actually fucking beg for us kindred

only god knows how much i’d pay for that kind of content

but i do wanna let you know that everything comes with a price

he’ll make sure the next day you’re the one begging for him

good luck kindred

#this was so random bye #author chan’s delivery service 🧺 #the brainrot is real yall

[waateeystein]

Just finished my read-through of the 1818 edition, and along the way I tried to keep track of the timeline of the book. The main goal was to figure out the years and ages of characters at significant events in the book, and I think I succeeded! If I get a chance I might try and type this up in a much more neat and organized fashion, but this is what I've got at the moment.

Fun discoveries to share: Victor found the secret of life at 19, created the creature at 21, returned home at 23 and died at age 26. On the flip side, the creature is 2 when he kills William, 3 when he asks Victor to create a female creature, and 4 at the end of the novel.

Edit: I did some age math wrong (probably because I was working backwards through most of this lol.) At the end of the book, Victor is actually ~25 and the creature is 3.

#the brainrot is real yall #this was a lot of work ngl #this looks insane the way i wrote it out #frankenstein #frankenstein or the modern prometheus #mary shelley #victor frankenstein #frankenstein monster #waateeystein speaks

[scaryjr]

LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER i'm gonna actually try and write here

#the brainrot is real yall #i might give scary a like dnd centric verse #for all the d20 blogs out there

[effervescentdragon]

Garys 32 questions w/ Stevie interview is giving me "being good to your besties boyfriend/your boyfriends bestie" vibes so much

#the brainrot is real yall

[spoinky-the-exuberant]

securityy guarrd

#fnaf #security breach #fnaf security breach #selfsona #fnaf fanart #security breach fanart #the brainrot is real yall

[kaladinkholins]

uhhh thinkin about how mizu and taigen's relationship was described as "this meeting of the minds, this meeting of the swords, that they could not share with anybody else" in one of the netflix articles about the show

and i'm going crazy because YEAH they're both equally invested about swords and fighting in a way that nobody else in their lives are. and that's just. so important considering we're talking about mizu, who sees her sword as her own soul.

and it's not JUST mizu who's obsessed with fighting. taigen is too. cuz like after their duel at the shindo dojo, as taigen is examining his bald spot in the mirror where mizu cut off his hair, he literally interrupts his own turmoil over losing his honour, just to express his awe, openly admiring mizu's skill DESPITE the fact that mizu just beat his ass and stripped his honour and status from him

then in the next episode, mizu says a very similar line when she examines the cut flower that fowler had pinned to heiji shindo's robe.

this was also such a sudden thing to notice in the middle of their conversation (my interpretation of this is that it hints to fowler's own skills with a blade, and gives mizu information about her enemy being a formidable opponent), but the fact that mizu had such a keen eye and managed to hone in on such a tiny detail from like a foot or two away is interesting because it shows us just how attentive mizu is, especially when it comes to blades and anything to do with them

to mizu (when she's not spiralling and agonising over her own self-hatred and the way the world treats her), swords are not a mere tool for revenge, but an art form which she is fascinated by and loves and admires. we see this from time to time, during rare moments of respite, like when she admires the duel in the beginning of ep4

mizu also takes to heart all the teachings from her years training, while taigen is interestingly less strict about them, basically disregarding some of those teachings as mere pedantry, or even if he doesn't actually really think so, he at least tells mizu as much in his attempt to comfort her after her sword breaks

but that doesn't mean he doesn't care for the more formal aspects of his training at all. because in ep3 when he says this

this line about mount sumeru is not talking about the literal mountain in front of them, but is a recitation of a line from the lotus sutra, which is among the mahayana sutras that they learned as part of their spiritual training, as zen buddhism forms a lot of the basis for samurai doctrines and philosophy. the sutra given more emphasis in the show is the heart sutra that mizu writes on her body in ep7 during her rite of rebirth

so taigen saying this line, as i see it, is a way to bond with mizu, or at least make conversation over their shared knowledge, as we see him await a reaction as soon as he says this. but mizu gives him none, and he looks disappointed/annoyed/frustrated or what have you as he watches her walk off without a word

also we see a little more of their shared knowledge of swordsmanship in the last episode when it's clear that mizu has been training ringo in sword fighting techniques

and later taigen recognises it instantly

they're both nerds about swords and fighting!!! they both respect each other's skills!!!

GOD i really hope in future episodes they get to bond some more over their shared passion and common training and just samurai camaraderie in general!!! mizu clearly loves the artistry of sword fighting so much, she deserves to have a confidant who shares that with her, someone she can talk openly about these things to!!!

because like remember when mikio was telling her about the naginata, she looked soooo uwu in love!!! admiring her husband as he showed off the weapon and told her the benefits of using it!!! believing at the time that she'd found a match who she could openly share her love of martial arts with!! she was having so much fun sparring him too. everyone says fighting is part of her love language and YES it IS!!!

except the difference is that mikio—due to, among other things, their large age difference and subsequent gap in life experience—believes he is mizu's teacher, rather than her equal. this is the role he's readily taken throughout their marriage, from teaching her how to throw a knife to cut down fruit (not like she needed that particular lesson), to teaching her equestrian skills.

meanwhile taigen and mizu were both kids growing up poor in the same backwater fishing village, which means that they are and always have been PEERS. and this becomes even more pronounced once taigen is stripped of his giant ego and unlearns his prejudice, allowing them both to fully respect each other and view each other as equals

which is again why it frustrates taigen when mizu admits later in this scene that she basically doesn't care about saving the shogun. like he gets mad because it upends his initial belief in their shared goals and aligned values, believing them both to be samurai of equal standing and honour.

ALSO i'd like to add, that though mizu is the better swordsman as we see her win all their brawls and matches, she doesn't surpass him by that much, and mizu knows this.

these words coming from mizu is such a huge compliment all things considered, acknowledging that he was strong enough to deserve fighting her, because shortly before this mizu was just about to say "no one has given me much of a challenge" only for taigen to enter the scene and, well, challenge her.

now combine this with her saying that chiaki's broken blade suits him well, giving to him HER sword which SHE made AND won, as a surety, promising him a duel that he "deserves". it's proof that even though she finds taigen an annoying brat and oftentimes an obstacle to her mission for revenge, she DOES respect him and does value his skills.

IN CONCLUSION nobody else is on their level, nobody else shares their love of swordsmanship and that is such an important factor to their bond and the way they relate to each other. i rest my case your honour

#mizu x taigen #taigen x mizu #taimizu #taizu #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #taigen blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai meta #i caaaant stop thinking about THEM #like im soooo sorry im being annoying and cant shut up about these two #the brainrot is real yall. pray for me in these trying times #shut up haydar #meta dissertations.pdf #fandom.rtf

[tearsjuiice]

I Did a Thing y’all 👀

#the brainrot is brainrotting #ITS TOO REAL YALL ACKCKCKC #a singular irl knows this is something I barely ever do- draw men #dead plate #dead plate game #Vince and Rody #Vince charbonneau #rody lamoree #the homoeroticism of it all #Vince x Rody #fanart

[asliceofzosan]

in which Sanji is in Shells Town when Zoro eats the rice ball off the floor

It isn't often that Zeff's plans to get rid of him involve actually making Sanji leave the Baratie on a supply run (mostly because they never work. Sanji always comes back with more produce than the budget allows for which pisses the old geezer even more). But today, he was persistent that he go all the way to Shells Town. Fucking Shells Town. It isn't exactly the first place Sanji would think of when wanting quality ingredients.

However, if there's anything Sanji is, it's that he's stubborn. He'll comb through every market stall if he has to. He's coming back to the Baratie with three kilos of overpriced bluefin tuna if only to raise Zeff's blood sugar out of spite. Zeff raised a brat. So he's going to act like one.

Disembarking off of his boat, he makes a beeline first for a reputable restaurant in town. Cooks know what cooks want. He'd rather shave off time by asking a fellow chef where are the best places to get supplies. A few lovely ladies point him in the direction of a well-loved little restaurant at the edge of town and he each gives them a kiss on the back of their hand as a thank you.

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances, my angels." He says with a wink. Both girls only give him blank stares and walk away from him. He still sighs dreamily as they soon fade from view. It's a lot better than getting hit in the head.

He walks ahead to the restaurant, finding it a little crowded with a couple marines. No matter. Sanji isn't exactly known by face around the East Blue. He begrudgingly understands now why Zeff doesn't want to go here and instead forced Sanji onto his sailboat by himself.

With an irritated flick of his hair, he strides into the restaurant, sitting at a table near the window so he could light a quick cigarette before asking for the chef.

"We already have our order—"

"No. More food is better! Gotta feed the brain!"

Sanji's ears pick up the conversation in the table next to him as naturally as he does breathing. With the amount of times Zeff makes him wait tables instead of actually cooking in the kitchen, he's become skilled in the art of being a gossip. Tie him up in the middle of a marine base for admitting that, he doesn't care. There's only so much one can do to keep themselves entertained.

"We have to figure out a way to get inside the base."

"Luffy, I don't think that's a good idea–"

"It's not a good idea because I don't have a plan yet!"

"Well, what's your plan?"

"..."

"Luffy..."

"I'm getting there!"

Sanji chuckles. Whoever this Luffy kid is, he sure sounds interesting.

But before he could get another slice of their conversation, a commotion at the bar piques his interest even more. He uncrosses his legs, sitting up a little straighter, and watches as a blond man in a suit scolds a girl for running into him, calling her stupid and mocking her.

Sanji quirks an eyebrow at him. No matter what, no man should speak to a little girl that way.

"You dropped my food."

This time, a man with green hair catches his attention and with a quick glance, Sanji sees that there is smushed up rice balls on the floor by the blond's feet. Sanji sees red immediately. He's just about to go over there and give the guy a piece of his mind when the green haired man kneels down, grabs a glob of dirty riceball, and puts it into his mouth.

Sanji tunnel visions on the way his lips move, slowly chewing, savoring the otherwise spoiled riceball in his mouth like it's the most delectable piece of food he's ever eaten. The whole restaurant watches with bated breath, but none held tightly in his chest as much as Sanji's is. The man scrapes every grain of rice off of the floor, licking the remaining traces off his fingers.

He doesn't know it yet, but Sanji's heart has spilled out of his chest, and is now in the hands of a dirty green haired swordsman. With each bite he takes of the sullied riceball, the more Sanji's soul is sucked out of his body and placed into a state of near heavenly revelation.

Then the swordsman picks up the plate and offers the other riceball to the irritated blond man across from him.

"Now you eat one and apologize to the girl."

Sanji doesn't know what happens to his heart because the aching in his chest feels like he's out of breath. Maybe he's dying. It feels a lot like it because suddenly Sanji genuinely has forgotten how to breathe in this moment.

It gets even worse when the fight breaks out. The man barely even breaks a sweat. In any other circumstance where there is a fight, Sanji would go right in and make sure none of the dishes fall to the floor. But it seems that even then, Sanji's interference isn't needed.

Because the man's hits are calculated, careful despite the rough and tumble of the fight. He barely even gets his swords out. And he, Sanji notices with a bright smile, makes sure none of the tables get hit. He contains it all in the small space in front of the bar.

The final nail in the coffin is when he takes a giant swig out of his mug, shakes it a bit to see if there's any more drink inside, and casually chucks it at an oncoming marine and knocks him out cold.

Now Sanji is used to falling in love easily with beautiful women. All they have to do is smile at him and he'll be on his knees for them. He has experience in that department.

But what is Sanji supposed to do when a brutish man with a kind heart glances at him briefly before taking the other riceball in his hand and shoving it in his mouth?

Sanji thinks that this is how he falls in love with a man.

His plate is wiped clean before he hands it back to the little girl, who looks up at the man with stars in her eyes.

Sanji figures that maybe the way he's staring at the man isn't too far off from how she's looking at him.

Sanji comes back to the Baratie with no supplies and an earful from Zeff that doesn't register in his brain.

His mind instead is filled with just the memory of the green haired man, his lips pursing ever so slightly around the riceball in his mouth, and the smallest smile he gives the little girl as he thanks her for the food.

Sanji wonders if he'll ever see him again.

He learns how to make different kinds of rice balls in the meantime.

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A/N: did somebody say sanji would fall in love with zoro if he saw him eat food off the floor? say no more !!

EDIT: part two, debt and doing dishes is up!

#zosan #one piece live action #opla #niki's fics: the riceball incident #WELL THE BRAINROT WAS REAL AND TUMBLR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HALF OF THIS #pls let me know if yall want this continued bc brain go brrrr #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #one piece #roronoa zoro x vinsmoke sanji #zoro x sanji #fic series: it all started with a dirty rice ball

[detectivekirigirislays]

people compare damianya and twiyor and battle out which one has more development but people need to realize that damian and anya had a long way to go to establish a proper friendship with one another while loid and yor were already married SINCE DAY 1.

chapter 96 was necessary for damian and anya's friendship because it literally shows that anya has now a better understanding of damian's point of view and is now actually SEEING HIM FOR WHO HE IS. chapter 96 may definitely be the literal foundation of their friendship (and blossoming romance perhaps). i did notice that she started understanding more about the desmond family's situation during the meeting of donovan arc and the other chapters where she comes face-to-face with his family members, but this chapter just highlights on how much she's ACTUALLY OBSERVED damian and his family and how this actually affects him. she sees his loneliness and sympathizes with that.

besides that, loid and yor had their own moment to shine throughout the arc where they "fought" over having gripes, and chapter 86 was one of the most prominent chapters to show how much they've developed in their marriage. this chapter imo was definitely a changing point in the relationship of loid and yor because without even realizing it, loid is COMFORTABLE WITH HIS FAMILY. he is comfortable WITH YOR. and as much as he tries to fight this feeling, his body reacts differently, and who can really deny how their body actually feels? surely loid can't. also, this also helps yor with actually opening up to loid about how she wants loid to rely on her more, and i think it was so comforting that yor willingly offers herself to be a supporting pillar to him because she acc observes that he works so hard for them.

i could go on for hours about chapter 86 and 96 honestly 😭

#damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #spy x family #sxf anime #sxf manga #agent twilight #twiyor #twilight #yor briar forger #yor briar #thorn princess #loidyor #brainrot is real #i yapped with this one #let me cook yall #chapter 86 #chapter 96 #i fucking ate this shit up #i miss spyxfam #new chapter when im dying #the yapping is real

[ganem-ouchie]

Sketch dump martin i loe you

#i think yall might have already noticed but. the tma brainrot is real #the magnus archives #jonmartin #tma fanart #martin blackwood #jmart #magpod #the magnus pod #magpod fanart #jon sims #jarchivist #tma podcast #my art #jonathan sims #simswood

[haydardotjpg]

Going back to my roots: posting bad-quality scans of traditional sketches. Because why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway these two have totally taken over my brain so here have this <3

#blue eye samurai #mizu x taigen #taigen x mizu #taimizu #there was an attempt #oh yall thought i'll only flood the taimizu tag with my insane metas and delulu fic ideas? unfortunately im here to flood it with art too #sorry the brainrot is soooo real #until the taimizu fandom gets bigger i am prepared to cook all the food for this ship as i can #also sowwy this is low quality. maybe if i get time and energy i'll draw something proper for them