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ForTheLoveOfDeadDove's The Hobbit "Dark" Smut Rec List Part 1

Thank you @lindariellanthir for being so supportive and encouraging. This rec list is dedicated to our mutual shared enthusiasm. 😈

This smut rec list is primarily made up of DARK, dead dove, smut fics. That includes things like Durincest, dubcon/noncon, underage, etc. Skedaddle if that is not your thing.

If you take the time to read any of these, please leave a kudos or comment for the author. EVERY ONE OF THESE FICS are from 2012-2015. There's nothing better than dusting off a rare tome and reminding the author that their old works are still loved.

Every fic on here is explicit in rating and sourced from Ao3 unless otherwise stated.

Coveted by DurinsPrinces - 1 /4 chapters - Fíli is called to discuss his lessons with Thorin. Needless to say, they find something far more interesting to talk about.

Content: Thorin/Fili, underage, freak-nasty sex all around, Durincest

FTLODD's review: When I say this is hands down the best smut I've ever read, I freaking mean it. It all comes down to the tension that is brilliantly portrayed between nephew and uncle. Though technically incomplete, we are gifted with - as the author states - '13k of pure garbage' (one man's trash, so on and so forth). It works as a stand alone just fine. Guh, it just turns me to goo.

In Which Kili Makes A Good Choice by hasbean - 2 chapters - A fill for the glorious Hobbit Kink Meme; Thorin was Kili's first.

Content: Thorin/Kili, Thorin/Fili, coming of age, Thorin being a good uncle, Durincest

FTLODD's review: One of my favorite tropes, Thorin ceremonially beds his nephews in a coming-of-age ritual. This is tender as well as hot, and we get the bonus content of a flashback to Fili's coming-of-age in the second chapter as well.

You wouldn't think about sending them home... by Miralana - 1 chapter - There is an edge to Thorin's movements every time he lays his mouth or his hands on Kíli, and Kíli knows that his uncle would hate nothing more than to see him get hurt or killed.

Content: Thorin/Kili, tension, Durincest

FTLODD's review: THE TENSION. Pent up Thorin does it for me, what can I say. The smut is fantastic.

Private Night by twodwarves_oneeagle - 1 chapter -Written for the prompt: I want Kili in Thorin’s lap, riding him. Make it as filthy as possible, anon.

Content: Thorin/Kili, needy/desperate Kili, surprise voyeurism, Durincest

FTLODD's review: What I love most about this fic is the surprise little tender ending, smutty as it is.

If I Have Given Offense by pherede - 1 chapter - Kili commits a grave transgression, and by the ancient laws of the Dwarves he must be punished. Durincest, dubcon, bondage, humiliation, public sex.

Content: Dark, Durincest, dubcon, bondage, humiliation, public sex

FTLODD's review: I obviously ADORE sex-world-building, and this fic hits all the right notes in that regard. It's twisted from start to finish.

Beginnings and Odd Endings by Book_of_Kells - Chapter 5 - First Night AU - Dark Thorin and angry Sigrid.... Lots of sex.

Content: Dub-con/non-con/rape, primae noctis, Dark-Fuck-King Thorin

FTLODD's review: I FOUND IT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND IT I FOUND THE PRIMAE NOCTIS FIC!!!! Written from Sigrid's point of view, her struggle with bowing to tradition but ultimately enjoying what Thorin does to her is JUST *chef's kiss*. And the potential paternity implication at the end is a delicious cherry on top. This is dark smut at it's finest.

A Moment More by pherede - 1 chapter - Finally in the safety of Beorn's home, omega Fili goes into heat. Fortunately Dwalin is there to take care of him.vExcept that Dwalin is an aggressive, experienced alpha who wants everything Fili has to give. And Fili has a lot to learn. If only his inexperience weren't exactly what Dwalin likes most...

Content: Dwalin/Fili, omegaverse dynamics, omega heats, sex as torture lol

FTLODD's review: Poor, poor Fili. Like watching a lion toy with a mouse. You may be noticing a theme with tension going on here... By the time you're done reading this, you will feel as exhausted as Fili, but in a very good way, just like Fili.

I Will Do The Honors by orphan_account - 1 chapter - You can make yourself at home away from the camp, if need be." The voice of Gandalf interrupts Bilbo's instinctive day dreams about his front possibly being pressed up against a tree and one of the more muscular, larger Dwarves in the company crowding against him from behind. Oh, that would just be lovely…

Content: Bagginshield, omegaverse dynamics, heats, Thorin is an asshole and it's sexy

FTLODD's review: One of my favorites, what can I say. Thorin is a prick, but Bilbo is fucking sassy, and it's all very hot. Enjoy.

Possession by bluehawthorn - 1 chapter - Bard arrives at Erebor and is met with a version of Thorin he is very much unused to. Fill for kink meme prompt: AU where only Dwarves have A/B/O dynamics. Established Thorin/Bard. Normally, Bard tops. But when alpha-Thorin goes to rut, he tops the hell out of very confused Bard. non-con, dub-con is fine. ++++ knotting!

Content: Rare-pair Thorin/Bard, knotting cycles, ruts

FTLODD's review: Honestly this could go on a regular smut list because it's not so much noncon/dubcon as much as it's like.... surprise!con. Bard's totally into it. Nevertheless, it's hot as hell, and next to Thorin/Ori, this is my favorite rare pair.

Goldlust by twodwarves_oneeagle - 1 chapter - After defeating Smaug and taking back Erebor, Thorin claims what is his.

Content: Bagginshield, Rough sex

FTLODD's review: Without the fic explicitly stating it, I consider this to be a quintessential Dragon-sickness smut fic. It literally doesn't mention it anywhere, it just screams it in my opinion.

Playing Favorites by waldorph - 1 chapter - In which Thorin is pretty sure he's getting it, and Kili knows better.

Content: Thorin/Kili, Durincest, bratty Kili, pent up Thorin

FTLODD's review: This one just makes me blush throughout. Thorin fighting his base urges but ultimately giving in is a kink I have, okay?

That's all for now, but DEFINITELY not all. Stay tuned for more recs!

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love!

I sent this to myself, but since I got it first on my dead dove account legitimately, it doesn't seem TOO tacky to send it to my other pseudonym.

One Piece fandom (these are OLD):

The Nature of Things - Kitchen Confidential/Restaurant AU - ZoSan - Just some smut and drama but no other warnings listed. I'm not listed as co-author and that was per my request during a very bad mental health phase. Comparing myself to my co-author was a good way to hurt myself at the time. I wrote this with Stark_Black, and they have gone on to become a great writer and voice actress. This was a joy to write. I miss Anthony Bourdain.

In Dreams - Versailles AU - ZoSan - No major warnings, some smut. My first big achievement as a fanfiction writer.

The Hobbit fandom (old and new):

Dimensions of the Heart (previously called Third Dimension of the Heart) - Bagginshield, Bilbo/Dain - Everyone Lived Nobody Died AU - Bilbo falls in love with Thorin and Dain. Hijinks ensue. There's a glow worm cave and WONDERFUL art by @tosquinha. Still Incomplete, currently going through re-write/edit.

The Magnificent Centuries - EXPLICIT AND DARK, READ THE TAGS ON AO3 - Harem AU (Erebor never fell)- Bagginshield, Durincest, tons of pairings, much incest - Featuring Thorin/Kili, Bilbo/Thorin, Bilbo Baggins must navigate his way to the top of King Thorin' harem. Along the way he faces rivals for Thorin's affections who will go to any lengths to prevent the Hobbit's rise. Meanwhile, Fili struggles with his unrealized love for his brother while doing everything in his power to protect him from the machinations of the harem. He must do this all while not endangering his heir status by challenging or questioning his uncle's authority, or getting too close to Kili.

The Witcher fandom (recent):

We've Already Met - Vesemir/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier - Smut - Jaskier already met Vesemir 6 months before meeting Geralt, and they begin a casual sexual relationship based on mutual attraction and desire. Jaskier keeps this affair quiet as he goes on to make the acquaintance of Geralt and begins to travel with him. It becomes clear to Jaskier, after a few years, just who exactly Vesemir is to Geralt. Based on this, Jaskier keeps the secret that much closer for fear of angering Geralt. The bard is fine to balance the occasional tryst with Vesemir when they cross paths and never, ever mention it to Geralt. So it all goes to crap the day that Geralt invites Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter.

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