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lindariellanthir · 10 months
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MORE Kili/Thorin by lanimalu
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fortheloveofdeaddove · 10 months
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ForTheLoveOfDeadDove's The Hobbit "Dark" Smut Rec List Part 1
Thank you @lindariellanthir for being so supportive and encouraging. This rec list is dedicated to our mutual shared enthusiasm. 😈
This smut rec list is primarily made up of DARK, dead dove, smut fics. That includes things like Durincest, dubcon/noncon, underage, etc. Skedaddle if that is not your thing.
If you take the time to read any of these, please leave a kudos or comment for the author. EVERY ONE OF THESE FICS are from 2012-2015. There's nothing better than dusting off a rare tome and reminding the author that their old works are still loved.
Every fic on here is explicit in rating and sourced from Ao3 unless otherwise stated.
Coveted by DurinsPrinces - 1 /4 chapters - Fíli is called to discuss his lessons with Thorin. Needless to say, they find something far more interesting to talk about.
Content: Thorin/Fili, underage, freak-nasty sex all around, Durincest
FTLODD's review: When I say this is hands down the best smut I've ever read, I freaking mean it. It all comes down to the tension that is brilliantly portrayed between nephew and uncle. Though technically incomplete, we are gifted with - as the author states - '13k of pure garbage' (one man's trash, so on and so forth). It works as a stand alone just fine. Guh, it just turns me to goo.
In Which Kili Makes A Good Choice by hasbean - 2 chapters - A fill for the glorious Hobbit Kink Meme; Thorin was Kili's first.
Content: Thorin/Kili, Thorin/Fili, coming of age, Thorin being a good uncle, Durincest
FTLODD's review: One of my favorite tropes, Thorin ceremonially beds his nephews in a coming-of-age ritual. This is tender as well as hot, and we get the bonus content of a flashback to Fili's coming-of-age in the second chapter as well.
You wouldn't think about sending them home... by Miralana - 1 chapter - There is an edge to Thorin's movements every time he lays his mouth or his hands on Kíli, and Kíli knows that his uncle would hate nothing more than to see him get hurt or killed.
Content: Thorin/Kili, tension, Durincest
FTLODD's review: THE TENSION. Pent up Thorin does it for me, what can I say. The smut is fantastic.
Private Night by twodwarves_oneeagle - 1 chapter -Written for the prompt: I want Kili in Thorin’s lap, riding him. Make it as filthy as possible, anon.
Content: Thorin/Kili, needy/desperate Kili, surprise voyeurism, Durincest
FTLODD's review: What I love most about this fic is the surprise little tender ending, smutty as it is.
If I Have Given Offense by pherede - 1 chapter - Kili commits a grave transgression, and by the ancient laws of the Dwarves he must be punished. Durincest, dubcon, bondage, humiliation, public sex.
Content: Dark, Durincest, dubcon, bondage, humiliation, public sex
FTLODD's review: I obviously ADORE sex-world-building, and this fic hits all the right notes in that regard. It's twisted from start to finish.
Beginnings and Odd Endings by Book_of_Kells - Chapter 5 - First Night AU - Dark Thorin and angry Sigrid.... Lots of sex.
Content: Dub-con/non-con/rape, primae noctis, Dark-Fuck-King Thorin
FTLODD's review: I FOUND IT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND IT I FOUND THE PRIMAE NOCTIS FIC!!!! Written from Sigrid's point of view, her struggle with bowing to tradition but ultimately enjoying what Thorin does to her is JUST *chef's kiss*. And the potential paternity implication at the end is a delicious cherry on top. This is dark smut at it's finest.
A Moment More by pherede - 1 chapter - Finally in the safety of Beorn's home, omega Fili goes into heat. Fortunately Dwalin is there to take care of him.vExcept that Dwalin is an aggressive, experienced alpha who wants everything Fili has to give. And Fili has a lot to learn. If only his inexperience weren't exactly what Dwalin likes most...
Content: Dwalin/Fili, omegaverse dynamics, omega heats, sex as torture lol
FTLODD's review: Poor, poor Fili. Like watching a lion toy with a mouse. You may be noticing a theme with tension going on here... By the time you're done reading this, you will feel as exhausted as Fili, but in a very good way, just like Fili.
I Will Do The Honors by orphan_account - 1 chapter - You can make yourself at home away from the camp, if need be." The voice of Gandalf interrupts Bilbo's instinctive day dreams about his front possibly being pressed up against a tree and one of the more muscular, larger Dwarves in the company crowding against him from behind. Oh, that would just be lovely…
Content: Bagginshield, omegaverse dynamics, heats, Thorin is an asshole and it's sexy
FTLODD's review: One of my favorites, what can I say. Thorin is a prick, but Bilbo is fucking sassy, and it's all very hot. Enjoy.
Possession by bluehawthorn - 1 chapter - Bard arrives at Erebor and is met with a version of Thorin he is very much unused to. Fill for kink meme prompt: AU where only Dwarves have A/B/O dynamics. Established Thorin/Bard. Normally, Bard tops. But when alpha-Thorin goes to rut, he tops the hell out of very confused Bard. non-con, dub-con is fine. ++++ knotting!
Content: Rare-pair Thorin/Bard, knotting cycles, ruts
FTLODD's review: Honestly this could go on a regular smut list because it's not so much noncon/dubcon as much as it's like.... surprise!con. Bard's totally into it. Nevertheless, it's hot as hell, and next to Thorin/Ori, this is my favorite rare pair.
Goldlust by twodwarves_oneeagle - 1 chapter - After defeating Smaug and taking back Erebor, Thorin claims what is his.
Content: Bagginshield, Rough sex
FTLODD's review: Without the fic explicitly stating it, I consider this to be a quintessential Dragon-sickness smut fic. It literally doesn't mention it anywhere, it just screams it in my opinion.
Playing Favorites by waldorph - 1 chapter - In which Thorin is pretty sure he's getting it, and Kili knows better.
Content: Thorin/Kili, Durincest, bratty Kili, pent up Thorin
FTLODD's review: This one just makes me blush throughout. Thorin fighting his base urges but ultimately giving in is a kink I have, okay?
That's all for now, but DEFINITELY not all. Stay tuned for more recs!
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demonessryu · 5 months
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Chapter 15 of Worth in Gold is surprisingly here!
Title: Worth in Gold (only available for registered users)
Fandom: The Hobbit
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Kili/Thorin, Kili/OMCs
Tag: NON-CON, DUB-CON, Forced Prostitution, Gambling, Rough Sex, Seduction, Derogatory Language, Bad Parenting, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Coming Untouched, Kissing, Public Blow Jobs, Non-Consensual Blow Jobs, Forced Orgasm, Outdoor Sex, Sexual Slavery, Making Out, Blackmail, Secret Crush, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Secret Relationship
Summary:To pay his father’s gambling debts, Kili was forced to sell himself. He had resigned himself to it and if he tried hard enough, he could ignore the shame and pain. But it was one thing to seduce and sleep with strangers and a completely different thing to do the same with his own uncle.
Teaser: Kili’s feelings for the farmer’s daughter were but a shadow compared with the utter adoration and devotion Kili felt for Thorin today. What he had felt back then had been a juvenile infatuation, but there was nothing juvenile about what Kili felt now. Kili could feel it in his soul. It wasn’t the excitement of stealing glances and kisses or even secret understanding that he sought from Thorin. In fact, Kili sought nothing, wanting only to devote himself entirely for Thorin, to make Thorin happy, to give as much as Thorin had given him, to protect Thorin, to share contentment. For a moment, Kili wished he were in love with the farmer’s daughter still, for it was a far more achievable than this love. Unfortunately for him, it was his lot in life to fall for a dwarf who was both his uncle and far too honorable to stoop so low as to love him back.
“I see now why you’re so attached to him.”
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coveredinsun · 3 months
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rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall
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maedictus · 3 months
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More House of Durin doddles!
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verkomy · 4 months
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I promise...
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velvet4510 · 2 months
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The fact that The Hobbit is such a lighthearted family-friendly book, especially when compared to LOTR, actually breaks my heart when you consider that it is Bilbo’s writing. That journey was anything but a fun trip for him. He went through real dangers and horrifying moments. He saw violence for the first time. At the end of it, he lost his love. And he went home traumatized, heartbroken, and forever changed.
Yet when he wrote the story down, he emphasized the more successful and fun parts, and glossed over the depth of his pain and grief when the losses happened (even leaving Fili and Kili’s passing to a throwaway line.)
Because what else could he have done? Nobody else could possibly understand his pain. Bilbo wasn’t like Frodo. He didn’t have a Sam who he shared the experience with and could talk to about it every day afterward, to help him work through writing down the details of the darker parts of the story. And his other friends lived far away and could only visit occasionally.
And the hobbit children were all full of wonder about Elves and dwarves and trolls, so he put the focus on that.
I feel like that was his way of dealing with his trauma.
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lllemonsoda · 12 days
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bilbo is so done
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trashanstuff · 3 months
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Dumb comic, i just had the urge to draw some kili and tauriel being cute
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rutobuka2 · 4 months
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christmas cookies! 🎄 happy holidays, guys!
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lindariellanthir · 10 months
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Kili/Thorin by lanimalu
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fortheloveofdeaddove · 2 months
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I won't apologize for writing and liking dark Durincest.
I mean... no one's asking me to. I'm just sayin'.
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The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it’s not fun exciting like Bilbo’s was.
Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…
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trashcancalicojack · 5 months
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The company: So what's for dinner?
Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
The company: ...
Gloin: Is it soup?
Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean
Thorin: STOP
*one hour later*
The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?
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enetriss · 8 months
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Thorin, Fili and Kili ⚔
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smolestboop · 7 months
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Bagginshield-tober / Day 12: Nephews
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