#the insanity is off the fucking charts

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

Fellas, is it normal for a boss to get annoyed at their associate for calling another man "Sir"?

#marvey #suits usa #suits #harvey specter #harvey x mike #mike x harvey #mike ross #gifs #d/s #LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE IN THE 2ND GIF #is that honestly a normal reaction #they're fucking insane #so not normal actually #like dude come on #guess the only person mike can call sir is harvey #oops who said that ???? #the insanity is off the fucking charts

[youngpettyqueen]

Julian's line of "I needed another womb for the baby, and the only two other people on board were Major Kira and me." is already very. That Man Is Trans. and listen yes you can interpret it as him saying Kira was the only choice, but then it's literally followed up by Sisko saying "I think you made the right choice, Doctor." which I know is supposed to be a joke but the implication IS there that there WAS a choice and basically Julian is trans

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #he's trans what else can I say #his tboy swag is off the charts #and also I love the idea of him being trans and choosing to keep his reproductive organs like his uterus #I feel like gender affirming surgeries including hysterectomies would be much easier to do in Star Trek #so it'd be interesting if he elected out of that one #anyways can you imagine if Julian ended up with the pregnancy #Julian/Miles/Keiko fic where they all fall in love over the pregnancy #also fucking hysterical imagining Miles having to deal with Julian carrying his goddamn baby #I think that'd drive him insane #I think he would suddenly become very concerned about Julian's less-than-healthy work-life balance #I think Julian would be VERY offended when Miles suddenly didnt want them going to the Alamo anymore #im thinking too much about this now actually

[simmyfrobby]

― Teju Cole, Blind Spot

Hockey Poetry Post 30/?

(Photo credit: link, Kevin Sousa, Brett Holmes, Claus Andersen, Eliot J. Schechter, Eliot J. Schechter, Andrew Lahodynskyj, link, link, link)

Inspired by this post by @f1vegas

#We All Knew This Was Coming #main character energy off the fucking charts #He doesn’t abide bystanders is an INCREDIBLE quote and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since I read it #HE!!!!! #ok: tags #hockey poetry posts #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #calgary flames #I just like watching him its not even because hes pretty its literally just because hes insane

[tozettastone]

We're like "Oooh, the kids these days don't even try to figure things out for themselves!!" and like, yeah, that's true. And it's also annoying. I agree with all of the above tbh. Buuuut I think I would be too scared of fucking up to try anything if I was used to living under constant, hostile surveillance, too.

Look, I work with a bunch of 40-something year olds and they have young kids, and teenaged kids, and occasionally even young adult kids, and most of them monitor these people via devices and spyware, constantly, fretting about their safety and development and if they're doing what they should and if they're being appropriate with their friends and if they're up to something scary online, or in the right place offline. They get emails from teachers all the time, sometimes multiple times a day. They have apps to monitor classroom performance and apps to track smartphone behaviour and apps to locate their kids via GPS. They'll be like, "What's she doing on her phone? Should she be having this inappropriate conversation with her school friend via WhatsApp?" From the office they ask: "Did the smart lock on our front door open to the right phone at the right time for her to be getting home from school? Was she later than I expected?"

And... Like, IDK, mate, should you be reading your fifteen year old's texts while she makes a truly valiant effort to develop her social skills in the fucking panopticon? Are you so worried that she's going to be killed or kidnapped that you really NEED to have her phone sending its GPS location to you? Or are you just bombarded with information about how threatening the world is, constantly, and scared that she's growing up in a world with no guarantees?

If kids don't get the opportunity to fuck up in peace, they don't learn how to solve problems on their own, safely or otherwise. And now we're living with a bunch of twenty year olds who can't be relied upon to figure shit out and act on their own because... they've never been permitted to figure shit out and act on their own before. They've never been trusted, and now not only do they not trust themselves, they're also... not necessarily very trustworthy.

And then we get frustrated. "The kids these days don't even try to figure things out for themselves!!" Yeah. I mean. Yeah?

I wish I had a way to explain to these people that, you know, if you don't change direction, you will always end up where you're headed.

#tozette.txt #unsolicited opinions #get off my lawn #God. Also. Do you have any idea how often parents get contacted about their kids' school lives now? #It's absolutely fucking insane #The level of detail and communication that people think is normal between parents and teachers now is OFF THE CHARTS

[worflesbian]

anyone here ever heard of uhhh farscape

#just finished season one #tell me why john kissed chiana then rygel then stood in front of a priest with d'argo gave him a ring and called them kirk and spock #he also spent most of that episode actively trying to kill - sorry Sacrifice himself #and whatever the fuck was going on with him and crais like sitting outside his cell saying he was desperate for man on man conversation?? #im going insane I've never known a show that's punched me in the gut like this while the entire main cast have off the charts chemistry #im so invested in the slow but implacable progress of john losing his humanity after being forced into so many kill or be killed situations #normal guy <3 #ghitlhpu'wij

[tennessoui]

I heard a quote today and it made me think of your couples counseling fic. It was about the walls and defenses we build in our mind and how that can only push people away. But "two vulnerable people will always find a way to connect." And I can just totally see Sheari saying that to obikin

I can so easily see this tbh

and also I can so easily see both obi-wan and anakin being like “IM the vulnerable one!!! He’s the one with the sky high shields and walls and defenses!!!”

and probably Sheari, who spent an entire night drinking wine and researching war tactics with her wife because maybe if she can speak their language, the generals will be able to understand her, is like “ok ok ok well in a battle, what do you try to do when your opponent has very strong defenses you can’t knock through immediately?”

and the two generals turn to look at each other very obviously using their mental bond to discuss war tactics before they turn back to her and they’re like “if the enemy is stationary and secure behind walls, siege. If they’re out on open level field same as us, trench warfare.”

and sheari’s like “ok ok good so why don’t you apply the same logic to your partner? dig a trench, wait him out. Stay. That’s the important part. No one wants to be vulnerable with someone they think is about to leave or capable of leaving”

but she’s lost them because Anakin disagrees with sieges on principle and they’re now arguing about which tactics of war are more effective and they’ve completely lost the plot and are too focused and kriffing stupid to pay attention to the metaphor

#asks #couples counseling au #obikin #to be fair sheari’s wife #is like well maybe it’s for the better you steer clear of these military metaphors #you don’t really want to encourage them to see each other as enemies do you? #and Sheari (giving off the charts insane it’s always sunny red string investigation meme) #is like I think they’re literally everything to each other #friend partner brother parent spouse enemy antagonist hope distrust affection oxygen #and sheari’s wife is like I….I don’t know if that’s healthy #and Sheari is like IM GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT HEALTHY

[sparky-scratch]

got his ass

(pls rb if you like !)

#sleepy cozy levels off the charts #i've been having trouble sleeping i need somebody to do this to me tbh #i bet donnie snores loud as fuck with that snout. sniff game insane #tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #raphael #leonardo #michelangelo #art #comic #tw scars #barely #i love how leo and raph look so intimidating in those close up panels then it cuts to them just. cuddling their brother. love that #TC//EST dont even fucking look at this post im blowing you up with my mind #my scratches

[bandzboy]

oh hell no

#i can't even explain how fucking insane this is #like they are gonna be more pressured to chart #and i know this will be a reason why the quality of the music might decline #also them saying 'expand and support global opportunities' #like there are sirens going off in my head rn #these people can't be serious #tris.txt

[mleemwyvern]

VOTE!! TANGO!!

hes fire guy and an ice guy and an evil dungeon master either way! hes got so many varieties and every single one is drawn hot! he has the important trait of not being Like That in canon! vote for true tumblr sexyman tangotek!

#hermitcraft #tangotek #hermitblr #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr #VOTE HIM. DO IT. #have you SEEN decked out #the man is fucking insane and the vibes are off the charts #hes a pathetic little guy in canon and the fans make him. not that #vote tango

[greensaplinggrace]

when alina and the darkling fight it’s good because I want to see them kill each other in real time but when mal and alina fight it’s just depressing :(

#they make me want to tear my hair out like stop!!!!! STOP!!! #like girl what do you MEAN you’re sending him away he just told you he wanted you to ask him to to stay #what do you MEAN he doesn’t want to stay WHAT DO YOU MEAN you’re LEAVING without him. GIRL #i hate them they make me so fucking insane all the time!!! aoooaUUGHHHAAaaagajoaAUAUH < said by someone who loves them #the miscommunication is off the charts I am going to commit atrocities #malina #shadow and bone #sab #grishaverse #myramblings #mal oretsev #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

[sarcasticmudkip]

EMBARRASSING: Self-proclaimed tech enthusiast actually impressed by apple product

#$3500 is still fucking INSANE and is yet again another display of apple's ego but also #vision pro...ngl kinda a little cool... #the black mirror vibes are off the charts but also....big ol vr movie screen with crazy graphics and resolution... #the desire to live in the future and work with holographic displays of all my tabs and windows and programs......man #it looks heavy as shit but. i would go to an apple store to try it out and feel bad about it not being in my life..

[chromaticroses]

self care is blocking v3 haters ☺️🙏

#i’m sorry i just. do NOT see why people love the cast of 2 so much #maybe it’s just cause 3 absolutely ruined them for me #i think i’d like 2 a lot more if they all stayed dead #OR if we actually saw them act as and become despair. #okay im realizing that maybe a lot of the love for 2 from the fandom comes from extrapolating them out? bc yeah thinking about what they- #we’re like as ROD or how they cope with it after the fact. like yeah that rules. but we don’t get that in canon #in fact we get the opposite of that. we get a worse version of that. which makes me not care about them at all #but it’s just like. god they’re so boring. #fuyuhiko and peko absolute top tier. and gundhams fun. and i LOVE mean girls hiyoko. and mikan’s great but only post twist #anyway the v3 cast are literally all fucking insane and i love that in a story #thh is all like. grounded only a little bit fantastical characters. they all feel like real teens. 2 they rev it up but don’t fully commit #v3 is off the charts. balls to the walls. these guys are absolute freaks #let’s be real any cast with miu in it would become automatic fave tho #miu and GONTA? MY BOY GONTA?? YOU WANNA SAY GONTAS THE WORST THE SERIES HAS TO OFFER???? #we can all agree the worst is 3. future AND despair. equal oppurtunity shitty writing

[casekt]

#audio #ok spotify fine sure why not #I'm so incredibly dehydrated and feel like sick shit but I have to shower n get dressed bc I have to do some work in an hour #also my anxiety is Insane this month I fucking hate it #only time it's not is like off the charts. distracted by watching livestream bc I'm paying lots of attention n interacting lol #but just trying to lay down or something. quietly. no how about you feel like you're in a vice

[asherasgayagenda]

goodluck on your science fair tomorrow !!

AAHHHHH THANKU THANK YOU <333

& I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT DAY TOO

#og my god my leg shaking is acctually going off the charts rn #(.um . fucking says that and then it stops. thanks riko i think ur good wishes helped) #IT WAS BEING SO INSANE A SECONDAGO I SWEAR #is ashe rambling again #come back from the dive asks #THANKS YOU FOR THE ASK THOOOOO #salute!!

[dirt-mccracken]

Listening to Bodies for the first time in months and I stand by the fact that new AFI is sooooo superior to old AFI🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

#my boys maturin g and the music growing and the layers to it alllllll #im going insane #even the songs that didnt hit at first have me spinning #dulcería impacts me so so severely #also better is not my fave to be clear like looking at my spotify there is a steong argument that Very Proud is my favorite AFI album #but the layers + arrangements and depth is... since Burials off the fucking charts #best music they've ever made

[youssefguedira]

wa nueid is like surely this note must end soon? right? right? and then it just doesn't

#songs in which hamed sinno holds notes for so long MY lungs hurt #neon has thoughts #like literally vocal strength off the charts! what the fuck! #shim el yasmine is the same man is out here giving the performance of his life. i also say this abt everything else he does so #literally tho. wtf. anyway this has been today's mashrouleilaposting tune in tomorrow for more me being insane