#the last one is a joke but its real

[frenchublog]

Norribeth doodles Part2

#norribeth #james norrington x elizabeth swann #James Norrington #elizabeth swann #elizabeth x james #my art #Please don't repost #potc #pirates of the caribbean #the last one is a joke but its real #sunshine and sunshine protector #i hate that wig but then why does jack davenport looks hot in a uniform ? #keira knightley #jack davenport

[lilybug-02]

Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

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--Full Series--

Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

#Golly! #this is a shorter update but I wanted it to be that way. We've been in the house for a while. It's time to change some scenery!! #Chara using their game narrator voice like “golly!” and “amazing!” #Eimmet high :)) i was really hoping to be able to reference Temmie Chang here. An integral part of UT/DR!! She's awesome! #WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON Day 2 BABY #yes- there is still a little everyman easter egg as well as some other things... ;) #I tried so many new and different things for these panels. I was a little nervous implementing them. But im having a lot of fun with it! #i try to put my own artistic enjoyment above all other things :) its what I strive for. #Angle's landing day! excited for the festivities! #Chara is feeling stabby :) #loved detailing Chara's hand in the last page. When I detail the hands- just know shits getting real #I'm really happy with how I was able to redraw Toriel here. She showed up in the second part and that was it for 2 years -w- #so even if she's not a major character- I wanted to give her some good screen time <3 #I did not make the Darkworld “Mayor” just for that one joke....but dang did it fit perfectly. #these 4 pages took longer than I wanted. I got burnt out with school and then finals came!!! AND ALSO EMAILS q-q #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #chara #asriel #kris #susie #toriel #tw cursing #cw cursing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about puppet tattoo parlors. A wall covered in so many different thread colors to choose from - swatches of different types of stitch for different textures / effects. modified handheld sewing machines for tattooing with multiple settings for the different stitches. individual needles + embroidery thread as stick n pokes...

#THINKING SO HARD ABOUT THIS #wouldnt this be cool though??? #cause i was thinking fondly of tattoos and went 'hm. how would a puppet do this?' #cause ink can bleed in fabric. it can scrub out. the lines wouldnt be as clean and i just dont think it would really Stick? #but EMBROIDERY! STITCHES! COOL SEWING GUNS INSTEAD OF TATTOO MACHINES!!! #and now im wondering Could They Remove Their Tattoos? #it would probably be pretty invasive! #hold on im doing research real quick #yeah looks like they'd need to lift their felt/fleece/skin to get at the back of the stitches #then sew the skin back together afterwards... #so to them tattoos would be just as permanent as they are to Us! because who wants to go through That! #im having a grand ol time imagining the Range their tattoos would have #textures! endless colors! glitter thread! metallic thread! wool! cotton! polyester! glow in the dark! scratch n sniff! #that last one was a joke. #imagining someone with an entire detailed forest scene carpeting their back... it has Depth... #absolutely unprompted #puppets #sundown summer is getting a motherfuckin tattoo if its the last thing i do #resisting the urge to just litter every puppet that i know of with this idea #YOU get a tattoo and YOU get a tattoo and YOU-

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

3l!grian is frequently depicted as a tragic figure and sometimes i wonder if we even watched the same series

#like yes he is tragic. every character in the series is tragic but i think hes easily the least tragic of the winners #(except maybe cleo. i have my own thoughts about how cleos victory plays into her core themes and why its not as joyous or triumphant as #cleo the players and the fandom at large make it seem that i will have to make a real post about at some point) #grian dies Laughing. he smiles and calls it a dual victory before the final fight. his last words are “its been amazing.” #to me Grians arc is about how he came in with this sense of mirth. had it ripled away by the reality when his joke gets Scar killed. #and then rediscovers it as he learns that the horror of their circumstances doesn't need to keep him from delight #plus also ive never seen a man more delighted to explode three of his friends #ill also bring up that Martyns lore has Grian involved in the games explicitly to COMBAT the angst #that Grians inherent silliness and joy makes the players less hopeless as they meet their endings #and theres obviously parts of martyns lore i can take or leave but this is one area where Eyes and Ears lines up very well with what actions #the characters take and so im happy to bring it up #unlike other parts such as “limlife pearl and cleo retained more trauma between seasons than any player has before” #which i do directly refute as it doesn't seem to line up with the way the characters act and the story plays out #thats for another post though #my point here is 3l grian was having the time of his life and i think there are some fanon interpretationd that disregard that #which theyre free to do im definitely someone who has ignored canon plenty of times in the past (glances at worm) #but i think this is the sort of thing that makes the canon more interesting and compelling #anyway. um. rambled longer than i meant to there #grian #trafficblr #3rd life #3rd life smp #3lsmp

[buwheal]

heyy!!!!

i just wanted to say i LOVE YOUR ART STYLE SO MUCH AND THE WAY YOU DRAW SPAMTON IS LIKE… REALLY NEAT??? I WANNA EAT IT DUDE 😭 idk, i just think you’re rad.

also can you teach me how to draw a circle? :^)

Awwwh tysm!!!! I LOVE hearing this it makes me so happy and giddy and kicking my feet in the air!!!! Especially from someone who i think is really cool!! arrghh!!! Wanting to eat my art is one of the best things to hear from a mutual, lol.

and as for your last question, you start with a triangle, and then add a square, and then you do little domes on each flat surface, and then the bunny goes through the rabbit hole and then you PULL!!!!! and taadaahhhh!! Your very own.. uhm... hmm... I dont know what that is but the bow looks nice at least.

#[You've Got Mail!] #<-- this is going to be the ask box tag!! for more than one reason. Im planning something but im slacking on the animation for the gif #it took me an embarassing amount of time to realize that the last question was in fact a joke and not real #unless it is a real question because then i'd explode live on television but im like 99.99% sure its a joke #spamton

[nyupuun]

:beach:

#yugioh #toolshipping #toolship #bruyu #yubru #that one post about not being able to draw anything romantic outside of characters standing next to each other #(me) #its been getting so cold so i doodled a wonderful warm beach #its been a while since my last one #bruno borrelli #yusei fudo #yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #by the way yusei in the manga was so me #theres this (joke) panel where theyre at the beach #and hes just staring at his card #autistic yusei fudo is real and canon (to ME)

[xxcherrycherixx]

Just read fairy’s got talent

Faybelle internally: fuck, i hate this stupid pink bitch. What the fuck is a demigoddess???

Cupid internally: hmm i wonder if i can convince that cute goth cheerleader fairy to make out with me

#dont know how i felt about this one lads #also the ever after high writers need to figure out what the fuck they are doing with greek myth 💀 #not to be that guy but putting greek myth as part of the fairytale world has some really shitty implications #like bestie thats an entire ass real religion youre playing with- its like saying the bible is a fairytale 💀 #anyway so i like to ignore greek myth being a known concept in the fairytale world #in monster high it makes sense #but the ever after high people dont have religion except the follow your fairytale thing #btw totally thought cupid was going to fuck the horse when faybelle was going to love spell her #i was screaming ‘GET THE FUCKING HORSE OUT FIRST! WE CANT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST TIME’ #anyway it descended into horse fucker jokes after that

[armed-saphire]

because of the current "fuck around and find out" vod im watching right now i actually got to hear all of the don't move fail dialogue from this specific part

it's "hey... can you just keep the light so i can see, okay?" -> "Sam, please." -> "Just pay attention. I need... I need light to do this. okay?" -> "Hello? Serious light deprivation over here Miss Shiney-all-over-the-joint." -> no more dialogue

#by the way the way josh says the last one leads me to believe it was in a sounding like hes joking to mask that hes getting mad kinda way #because hes not saying anything in a funny tone until that moment and its definitely louder than the other lines #i was kinda hoping he had one where if you mess up enough he gets angry for real and snaps at sam or something #until dawn #fenix dont look

[evermorethecrow]

if chuuya dies im killing myself

#akai was my last thread #if real chuuya dies im ending it all #i only exist to love him #if chuuya has 100 fans im one #if chuuya has 10 fans im one #if chuuya has 1 fan its me #and if chuuyas dead i am too #chuuya will live #chuuya will live. #i will do anything #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #chuuya #bungo stray dogs manga #chuuyabsd #i love him #nakahara chuuya #this is only a joke so people dont worry

[quantumdevilsaga]

some assorted zeroed escapes from the past month

#zero escape #999 #9 hours 9 persons 9 doors #vlr #virtues last reward #these are all parts of my hcs #like that sigma has a lot piercings and tattoos and also a mullet #and um ignore the one on his hip its an inside joke. you cant see it. HS is not real.

[widowshill]

pov you ask me what i think the real answer is to something in dark shadows canon

#''is david roger or burke's kid?'' :) #''is vicki liz's daughter or not?'' :) #''did roger and vicki fuck in bangor?'' :) #okay that last one is mostly a joke. not to me though #➤ ooc. ┊ she’s nauseous，she’s hysterical，and she’s exhausted. #the real answer is whatever i think is the most fun to think about in any given moment. #and then it returns to its previous fuzzy unobserved quantum state. #obviously... the blog project here has become r/v propaganda so i tend to pick that doll off the shelf rather than mom!liz theory. #but in the source itself..... [Akira Tonomura interference pattern.jpg]

[ardate]

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#protests #france #just me rambling #i'm getting real tired of those posts being like ''in the US we cant protest like the french do cuz we get violently repressed'' #it is undeniable!! i am not arguing with the fact your riots got stifled very violently. it fucking sucks #but we ALSO do!! The french government literally got denounced by the UN for its use of weapons and ultra-violence against protesters #just a couple days ago there was a huge protest against an installation that would ruin us ecologically #in a continuation to the pension protests #the cops fired 4000 grenades in two hours. #several of those aimed directly at protestors. which is illegal and very dangerous and can KILL #40 heavily wounded. two people are between life and death. #someone lost an eye. a journalist got hit by a grenade in the leg and is gonna be out of work for 2 months. #one is still in a coma. it's been five days. he might die. #it took two hours for the ambulance to get there for him cuz it got blocked by the cops. which is extremely illegal. but they're cops. #and this is one protest but it's like that all the time #last week a woman got her thumb torn off by a grenade shot directly at her #there literally is a recurring joke among cops about 'losing hands' cuz of the sheer amount of ppl who got theirs torn off like this #i sympathize with americans your cops are fucking nightmares. #but so are ours. we get beaten up and mangled and killed. but we're still out there #stop pretending we only riot the way we do cuz we have it easy. i'm legit going to kick your ass #i didn't distribute eye drops to my fellow teargassed protestors last week in my tiny ass city to be told we play on easy mode #anyway. grabbing my medic kit and going out to protest again in an hour. what will You do?

[swagging-back-to]

im actually floored by how well the girls are getting along. they're all running on the wheel together and just napping. they are literally so chill together rn it's insane

#i was expecting it to go so much worse not even joking #it's why i decided to do it today bc i figured it would take them a while to really settle in and wanted them to be somewhat familiar by th #time the 50 gal came in #but honestly? theyre so chill rn. #mochi and sushi fought like one time since the time i got them despite not really liking each other so it's kinda interesting that they #arent opting to fight as much as some other mice even during the intros. #and they dont really chase like how the 5 p's did during their intro to the curries. the p's were bullying the curries HARDCORE. #pepper still does tbh but pepper does it with everyone bc shes an asshole and hates everyone #i do feel bad tho bc now theyre all in a (for the group size) small tank with no real enrichment for the next few days #potentially even the whole weekend if fedex is shit #but it helps the bonding #some sites (usually just brits) always say 'oh you need to leave tem in the small bonding tank for a week or more!' #and they say you should spend DAYS for each step of introductions. so literally waiting hours before you give back food and water and a hid #sorry not sorry but i have never ever ever needed to do this with any of my introductions. #the fighting is gonna happen regardless. mice who have lived with eachother for years will still fight. if you waited until 'a few days #of peace after a fight' then you'd have them in the small bare bones tank for their whole lives #i never even did intros this elaborate the last two times. i just introduced them on the table and when i was done setting up the tank with #clean stuff i put them back in. they fought but it's just because MOST of my girls are pretty dominant. theyre all related so thats why #the only reason im doing the bare bones small cage method is because its such a big group and it can be very fragile at first. #but honestly hese girlies are so chill coded it's wild #the ladies

[shiominato]

Why do you call him Serph Varuna like it’s his last name?/genq

it’s funny

#no real reason i just started one day and went wait thats funny #it started from some joke post i think. i’ll find it #its his last name to me now though #shio’s mailbox

[humanmorph]

lemferos. thinking so much about them lately

#friends at the table #fatt #seasons of hieron #hieron #rosa art #fero feritas #lem king #lemfero #ok you can barely see safewater in lems hair in the first one but he is there #i listened to a mountain goats fero playlist the other night and it made me a kindof miserable #and the next day i went well what if.i drew fero happy for once what about that #lemfero is The Thing its true and real to me basically. theyre #the thing is their breakup is so fun and i really love when theyre kind of awful to each other BUT WELL the potential for them caring. #about each other and being sweet. its post canon to me ive got a whole timeline by which i shouldve probably drawn them more wrinkles #im having fun drawing lately AND liking what i draw its still. mindblowing #gearing up for secsam.i guess : ) #i love drawing fero on green backgrounds i think 80% if feros ive drawn are like this #ok one last thing well if you read all these. thanks : ) i like talking. but yeah when i started sketching lem looked wildly different #in each drawing(i had another one of just him i just didnt like at all) and it was funny to me bc u could clearly see #who my favourite of the two was(its fero) but i think now its kind of fine so i cant make that joke anymore but i still did wanna mention it #. #im going to bed now

[bbeelzemon]

i was thinking about a stupid star wars drinking game i just made up ('take a shot every time someone falls down a hole or shaft in a star wars movie') and i jokingly but lovingly compared the star wars movies to those cheap and colorful 'oil in water' hourglass toys in that 'i know theyre objectively not very complicated nor even particularly Good, BUT that i do still sometimes enjoy looking at a new one, or even pulling out an old one i used to enjoy to watch it again'. and for some reason my brain frankensteined those two sentiments (drinking game + hourglass toy) back together in a different and worse way and came up with "drinking game where you take a shot every time one of the water drops fall down the hourglass" (authors note: if you've never seen one of those in motion before, they drip down very uniformly and fast, like ants marching in a line) which THEN very quickly shifted laterally into "drinking game where you take a shot every time an ant goes into the anthill" and that just really filled me with some kind of 'he is mesmerized by the beauty of the world' emotion for a moment which from there i blacked out and the phrase "drinking games for angels are like 'take a shot every time someone on earth makes some meaningful interaction or beautiful connection in their insignificant yet profound lives'" manifested in my head and ANYWAY to me this whole thing feels like i just experienced a whole hero's journey plot inside my mind but within the span of like, 20 seconds

#the real hero's jorney is the friends we made along the way <3 #sorry. #i know im repeating a lot of the same sentiments i just said on the last post but i wanted Everything to be all together here #feel free to make dumb jokes on this post if the mood strikes btw im in a good mood and i think this is funny enough to share #making that last one into its own post rn btw dont mind me just interact with or ignore whichever posts you want #LITERALLY dont mind me. i had caffeine earlier and im making it everyone else's problem today #its called we get a little bit silly!